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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#4645
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#19 - oh god why 11/08/2013 on bird with sexy legs part II -1
#184 - Say this is in the far future in which technology suits the id… 11/08/2013 on Abortion Explained 0
#62 - They're both different and work better in different situations… 11/08/2013 on Fishdicks +4
#66 - There's the San Jose earthquakes 11/07/2013 on Friend's Status 0
#35 - he wasn't some random guy is what I'm saying 11/02/2013 on High School 0
#23 - dogs understand dogs, wolves understand wolves, dogs don't und… 11/02/2013 on Disney Logic 0
#26 - Aphrodite's husband, Hephaetus, was one of the 12 main gods, a…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/02/2013 on High School +6
#41 - someoneforamoment (11/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, but he was a boring old nice guy. they finish last.
User avatar #34 - shadowhorn (11/02/2013) [-]
deformed, ugly, undesirable.
User avatar #35 - onceman (11/02/2013) [-]
he wasn't some random guy is what I'm saying
User avatar #31 - hirollin (11/02/2013) [-]
think he was deformed though.
#44 - derpaherpderp (11/02/2013) [-]
Yar his leg got all fucked up when Hera threw him off Olympus or some shit
#151 - thats ain't gay, that's muh swag 11/01/2013 on Finally! a Pope that acts... 0
#140 - Uncle Andy and Cyrus were the only likeable members of that family 11/01/2013 on fuck people 0
#23 - No business in the country ever advertises a job with wage and… 10/28/2013 on Does not compute +1
#3 - I read about this, some guy blacked out, tried to kill his fri… 10/28/2013 on Cake. The best apology. +29
#181 - Like some other commentors, I don't find her that hot either, … 10/28/2013 on Even like that shes amazing 0
#43 - Haha wow what a terrible parent 10/26/2013 on (untitled) +1
#95 - You seem ignant comparing him to other rappers "… 10/25/2013 on aww.. 0
#73 - Not at all really, because a man eating a steak has no effect … 10/25/2013 on Censorship 0
#41 - I know about all that, I passed my 'listening to Dad's favouri…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on I laughed harder than I... 0
User avatar #42 - newsugarbriches (10/25/2013) [-]
when you get older you will end up loving the old stuff. you prob hear that alot but its true
#28 - Other way around, Drake never makes lyrics to think about, eve…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on Who's comp is it anyway? -8
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#27 - only ignant ****** sleep on old school wayne, he …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Who's comp is it anyway? -15
User avatar #36 - idunnolol (10/25/2013) [-]
Faggot
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#39 - Yeah I know that, I just wasn't sure that was the joke cause I…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2013 on I laughed harder than I... -1
User avatar #40 - newsugarbriches (10/25/2013) [-]
boo, broaden your horizons. there is some really amazing music out there to get all wrapped up in. even old school hip hop- 80's and 90's style
User avatar #41 - onceman (10/25/2013) [-]
I know about all that, I passed my 'listening to Dad's favourite music' phase, I like everything, but I just mainly listen to Hip Hop.
User avatar #42 - newsugarbriches (10/25/2013) [-]
when you get older you will end up loving the old stuff. you prob hear that alot but its true
#31 - I don't get it, is it that his name is Toto?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/25/2013 on I laughed harder than I... 0
User avatar #38 - newsugarbriches (10/25/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY


one of the best songs ever. the band's name is Toto
User avatar #39 - onceman (10/25/2013) [-]
Yeah I know that, I just wasn't sure that was the joke cause I don't know the lyrics for I am 15 and mainly listen to hip hop
User avatar #40 - newsugarbriches (10/25/2013) [-]
boo, broaden your horizons. there is some really amazing music out there to get all wrapped up in. even old school hip hop- 80's and 90's style
User avatar #41 - onceman (10/25/2013) [-]
I know about all that, I passed my 'listening to Dad's favourite music' phase, I like everything, but I just mainly listen to Hip Hop.
User avatar #42 - newsugarbriches (10/25/2013) [-]
when you get older you will end up loving the old stuff. you prob hear that alot but its true
#37 - Mystt (10/25/2013) [-]
yes
#63 - oh wow great I would hate for WWE to turn him into an uptight …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/25/2013 on just HHH 0
User avatar #66 - murrlogic (10/25/2013) [-]
Orton and Daniel Bryan have been fighting for 2 months

There first match was when Orton lost the strap to Daniel Bryan at Night of Champions

Bryan was stripped of the belt by Triple H because anyone who is not Orton holding the WWE Championship is wrong and therefore bad. At "Battleground" they fought to a no contest for the Strap. Big Show ended the match 20 minutes in after having "a real bad night with Triple H"

Now "Hell in a Cell" is this Sunday and I get to see Michaels lay Authority
User avatar #102 - imonfrontpageagain (10/27/2013) [-]
You should become a radio talk show host in the wrestling division
User avatar #104 - murrlogic (10/27/2013) [-]
I'd love to write scripts for this show. Last 2 weeks of Raw have been pretty good.

I'm watching Hell in a Cell tomorrow after I am done fixing the damn roof. I have nothing better to do other than Counseling Homework
User avatar #105 - imonfrontpageagain (10/27/2013) [-]
I don't worry about my math homework. wolframalpha.com does it all for me.


I came up with a new match. Wanna hear it?
User avatar #106 - murrlogic (10/27/2013) [-]
Send me a PM and i'll rate it.
#61 - Is Shawn still cool or is he a dick?  [+] (7 new replies) 10/25/2013 on just HHH 0
#62 - murrlogic (10/25/2013) [-]
Shawn was goofy as fuck his first night back. I like him when he is like this

He looked Triple H in the face and said "When the blue fuck did you get so boring? Wait? This show is PG? THERE ARE SOCCER MOM'S IN THE AUDIANCE?!! With kids not wearing DX T-shirts?!"

This resulted in a Sweet Chin Music to Orton and telling him this sunday Bryan will be the WWE Champion because Raw isn't gonna be driven to the ground by his new power hungry former best friend.
User avatar #63 - onceman (10/25/2013) [-]
oh wow great I would hate for WWE to turn him into an uptight cunt, he's my favourite wrestler and one of the greatest of all time.
User avatar #66 - murrlogic (10/25/2013) [-]
Orton and Daniel Bryan have been fighting for 2 months

There first match was when Orton lost the strap to Daniel Bryan at Night of Champions

Bryan was stripped of the belt by Triple H because anyone who is not Orton holding the WWE Championship is wrong and therefore bad. At "Battleground" they fought to a no contest for the Strap. Big Show ended the match 20 minutes in after having "a real bad night with Triple H"

Now "Hell in a Cell" is this Sunday and I get to see Michaels lay Authority
User avatar #102 - imonfrontpageagain (10/27/2013) [-]
You should become a radio talk show host in the wrestling division
User avatar #104 - murrlogic (10/27/2013) [-]
I'd love to write scripts for this show. Last 2 weeks of Raw have been pretty good.

I'm watching Hell in a Cell tomorrow after I am done fixing the damn roof. I have nothing better to do other than Counseling Homework
User avatar #105 - imonfrontpageagain (10/27/2013) [-]
I don't worry about my math homework. wolframalpha.com does it all for me.


I came up with a new match. Wanna hear it?
User avatar #106 - murrlogic (10/27/2013) [-]
Send me a PM and i'll rate it.
#160 - Hooray for Rain! 10/24/2013 on world view 0
#122 - if a fully conscious kid under 12 kills you he won't be charged 10/24/2013 on Texas 0
#41 - sorry I meant face more memorable  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on 30 Moon 0
User avatar #42 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
I agree wholeheartedly with all those points. Personality wise, i'd say Emma Watson and Jennifer are pretty good people nonetheless (as if any of us would turn them down haha) Though, it is pretty fun to watch Lawrence meet famous people ha she's just living it up in a life she's only recently discovered, i can't really blame her for bigging up on twitter.
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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