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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#144 - Guys watch out in the comment section, it's full of edges.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2013 on do you even caust? +2
User avatar #189 - huffe (10/01/2013) [-]
wow what a cool guy
he is so much better than everyone else here by calling us edgy
good on you guy, good on you
#146 - notfanny (10/01/2013) [-]
#118 - Anything worth doing is worth doing right.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2013 on I can see why . . . 0
#151 - forahilarm (10/01/2013) [-]
Exactly. Our time here as far as we know is finite. We are born, and then we will die. If you have to spend some of your valuable time on anything, the least you can do if put your time into it. If you don't, then you're wasting your time, and that is fine if you waste yours alone. However, if what you do affects others, then you should feel ashamed for not putting all you can into it, because you wasted their time, time they can never get back.

tl;dr - People shouldn't waste their own or other's time.
User avatar #125 - zaphster (09/30/2013) [-]
Anything worth doing is worth doing in stilettos.
#357 - I'm 5'5'', and my dick that would look average on a tall guy l… 09/30/2013 on Advantages of being short 0
#64 - This was an actualy youtube video before it was a vine.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on Just a puddle +3
User avatar #83 - thatevanguy (09/30/2013) [-]
Now I'm really not okay with this.
#65 - I was just thinking that, two of my vafourite movies. 09/29/2013 on Role playing at it's best. +1
#173 - Well I'm sorry, I tone it down in the future. 09/29/2013 on Such Algebra 0
#125 - I'm not criticizing anyone who finds it funny or trying to tel…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Such Algebra -2
User avatar #127 - mkgt (09/28/2013) [-]
The message was good, but the delivery seemed hostile. You may want to work on that.
User avatar #173 - onceman (09/29/2013) [-]
Well I'm sorry, I tone it down in the future.
#122 - See the thing is, with most memes you need just the slightest …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Such Algebra -3
#124 - mkgt (09/28/2013) [-]
Maybe we post it because WE think it's funny. If you don't like it, move on.
User avatar #125 - onceman (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm not criticizing anyone who finds it funny or trying to tell you guys to not like it, I'm just stating why I don't like it, and giving some (I find) valid points that some people may take into consideration.
User avatar #127 - mkgt (09/28/2013) [-]
The message was good, but the delivery seemed hostile. You may want to work on that.
User avatar #173 - onceman (09/29/2013) [-]
Well I'm sorry, I tone it down in the future.
#36 - Basically, they don't have as many family values most of the time. 09/27/2013 on When your extended family... 0
#35 - American and Canadian ideals I've lived in both…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2013 on When your extended family... 0
User avatar #37 - arreatface (09/27/2013) [-]
dont bother im just too high to get you now
#9 - >cats >love good one 09/27/2013 on I thought my cat loved me. -1
#49 - Why do you hate to say it? 09/27/2013 on I hate to say it but..... 0
#22 - I don't mind it, I get his best stuff legally for free. 09/27/2013 on Dead 0
#10 - Correction "When you're white, and your extended fam…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/27/2013 on When your extended family... +2
#33 - arreatface (09/27/2013) [-]
mfw "westernized ideas"
User avatar #36 - onceman (09/27/2013) [-]
Basically, they don't have as many family values most of the time.
User avatar #35 - onceman (09/27/2013) [-]
American and Canadian ideals

I've lived in both countries, and I can tell the difference since I was born and lived in Colombia
User avatar #37 - arreatface (09/27/2013) [-]
dont bother im just too high to get you now
#32 - arreatface has deleted their comment.
#16 - yeah that's all he rhyme…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2013 on Dead +5
User avatar #20 - bitchplzzz (09/27/2013) [-]
Yeah shame hes a label whore. His mixtape shit is better than his official music. Which is bullshit
User avatar #22 - onceman (09/27/2013) [-]
I don't mind it, I get his best stuff legally for free.
#38 - Yeah that's all I ever wanted to do anytime I saw River Song a… 09/27/2013 on ohh you naughty girl you. 0
#89 - And in that moment, I knew we were all Platypus  [+] (7 new replies) 09/27/2013 on What came first? +4
User avatar #94 - fedemiss (09/27/2013) [-]
there is 2 kinds of people
#158 - bigsaltyballs (09/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #127 - amatsuka (09/27/2013) [-]
OH GOD MY SIDES BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH DOG STOP IT

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#113 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/27/2013) [-]
are*
#153 - grandlordchicken (09/27/2013) [-]
*were*
User avatar #132 - fedemiss (09/27/2013) [-]
>tumblr
>grammar

choose one
User avatar #99 - uhidk (09/27/2013) [-]
calm down, satan
#148 - people** 09/26/2013 on canada +1
#147 - I live in Hasmilton, and I find the eole more unpleasant then …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2013 on canada +2
User avatar #203 - zenagirl (09/27/2013) [-]
Leamington right here
User avatar #148 - onceman (09/26/2013) [-]
people**
#145 - Have the tumblr users never had friends? of course your friend… 09/26/2013 on They were starving him mum 0
#29 - I feel you man 09/24/2013 on Puma 0
#34 - there are way better rappers both as people and musically. 09/24/2013 on Snoop Dogg 0
#34 - Canadian schools, but then again it's almost impossible to get… 09/24/2013 on The New Breakfast Club 0
#84 - level two hunnit fiddy six reporting 09/23/2013 on being above level 40 0
#57 - No company in pretty much any country advertises a job then lo… 09/23/2013 on Women +4
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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