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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#3644 - first of all I'm 2deep4u I'm 16, play soccer and rugb… 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#27 - Damn I wish I had one!! Oh btw I always take slo mo vids o…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on testing iPhone's slo mo mode +1
User avatar #45 - psyachu (11/20/2014) [-]
I wish I had a girlfriend too, man.
#9 - I know a lot more girls that get squamish when they see blood …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Women's Monthly Ritual +1
#20 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
I know a lot more guys that are afraid of blood than girls. Most girls I know are going into Nursing and are completely fine with the sight of blood. The others still don't seem squeamish about blood.
User avatar #15 - goddamnfudgesicles (11/18/2014) [-]
Probably just pretending, or freaked out by the injury instead of the blood.

Source: I am of the female type.
#7 - That feel /sp/ is the only beard I go on and it's wei…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on /a/ +5
User avatar #22 - ninegagleader (11/17/2014) [-]
>beard
#241 - Comment deleted 11/16/2014 on I Want To Play a Game 0
#384 - **onceman rolls 372,255** 11/16/2014 on Give it a roll -1
#16 - EVERYONE WITH PWER IS HEARTLESS AND EVIL AND I KNOW NOTHING AB… 11/16/2014 on SNAP +11
#33 - Real men don't shave!!!!!!!!! Beards are the ultimate determi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Found on Facebook +15
User avatar #39 - ideasplease (11/16/2014) [-]
>pic unrelated
#24 - Whopper> Big Mac This is objective  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on shots +2
User avatar #25 - fargfive (11/15/2014) [-]
Neither of them are exactly the highest standard of burger, but I simply don't understand how people can prefer Big Macs over Whoppers.
#16 - I am prepared for the backlash 11/15/2014 on Parenting at its best 0
#14 - That's actually very bad and immature parenting, let your daug…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Parenting at its best +4
User avatar #15 - notthedoctor (11/15/2014) [-]
my god man you cant just come on the internet and have an opinion
User avatar #16 - onceman (11/15/2014) [-]
I am prepared for the backlash
#47 - A lot of tese are true and good points, but some of them seem … 11/14/2014 on Equality... right +2
#3400 - **onceman rolls 073,829,991** oh god that's pretty high 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#3393 - **onceman rolls 977,285,754** so I'm not plrivilaged  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
User avatar #3400 - onceman (11/14/2014) [-]
**onceman rolls 073,829,991** oh god that's pretty high
#3388 - **onceman rolls 051,308,431** and I'm a minority ;_; 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#3385 - **onceman rolls 779,062,238** like really poor 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#3384 - **onceman rolls 137,651,109** Addy pls I'm poor 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#68 - I guess I'd have to hear Chris Brown live to really determine … 11/11/2014 on Chris Brown 0
#66 - So you're saying she's not good live, those competitions are l…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Chris Brown 0
User avatar #67 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
Yes, I have seen many of people on Britain's got talent and what not get though and they can't sing.
User avatar #68 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
I guess I'd have to hear Chris Brown live to really determine if he's good or not.
#64 - He's generally regarded as a good singer, if he weren't famous…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Chris Brown 0
User avatar #65 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
Katy Perry would also get through that competition and have you heard her live?
User avatar #66 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
So you're saying she's not good live, those competitions are live performances, so would she really get through?
User avatar #67 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
Yes, I have seen many of people on Britain's got talent and what not get though and they can't sing.
User avatar #68 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
I guess I'd have to hear Chris Brown live to really determine if he's good or not.
#62 - Yeah, Chris Brown is a good singer.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Chris Brown 0
User avatar #63 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
You know that is all based on opinion and not fact?
User avatar #64 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
He's generally regarded as a good singer, if he weren't famous and went on one of those talent shows, he's get apporoval from all the judges, I'm a terrible singer, I would love to have his singing ability.

Technically, it may be opinion, but why do you think some athletes are considered the greatest to evwer live, because even though it's an opinion, they have undeniable talent.
User avatar #65 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
Katy Perry would also get through that competition and have you heard her live?
User avatar #66 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
So you're saying she's not good live, those competitions are live performances, so would she really get through?
User avatar #67 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
Yes, I have seen many of people on Britain's got talent and what not get though and they can't sing.
User avatar #68 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
I guess I'd have to hear Chris Brown live to really determine if he's good or not.
#58 - He's a very good singer, don't deny somebody's talent because …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Chris Brown 0
User avatar #60 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
I don't, I think Axl Rose is a great singer but he is a massive cunt.
User avatar #62 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, Chris Brown is a good singer.
User avatar #63 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
You know that is all based on opinion and not fact?
User avatar #64 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
He's generally regarded as a good singer, if he weren't famous and went on one of those talent shows, he's get apporoval from all the judges, I'm a terrible singer, I would love to have his singing ability.

Technically, it may be opinion, but why do you think some athletes are considered the greatest to evwer live, because even though it's an opinion, they have undeniable talent.
User avatar #65 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
Katy Perry would also get through that competition and have you heard her live?
User avatar #66 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
So you're saying she's not good live, those competitions are live performances, so would she really get through?
User avatar #67 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
Yes, I have seen many of people on Britain's got talent and what not get though and they can't sing.
User avatar #68 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
I guess I'd have to hear Chris Brown live to really determine if he's good or not.
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#94 - I wear slides with sandals, get at me. 11/05/2014 on Tumblr Comp -1
#119 - Cheap jump scares: The game 11/03/2014 on Oh dear.... 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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