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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
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Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#170 - You have the same knowledge of most the haters,but a way bette… 12/22/2013 on Gold +1
#169 - Man, he's my favourite rapper. And people have high hopes… 12/22/2013 on Gold 0
#167 - Look at Lil Wayne's resume compared to JB's or Nicki Minaj's, …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/22/2013 on Gold +1
User avatar #182 - Noonelikesanimal (12/22/2013) [-]
Alright so i did some digging because some of your "facts" didnt seem to match up with my working knowledge of early to mid 2000's rap. turns out lil wayne is 31 years old. that would mean he would had to have started his career at the age of 10 to "be in the game for over 20 years". secondly the only group tupac ever got invovled with were Outlawz, which was a group he founded. there is no record of lil wane having any dealing with them other than sampling their music. so better luck next time rabid rap fan.
User avatar #184 - onceman (12/22/2013) [-]
Yeah cash money records was only a local label, and Birdman found Lil Wayne because when he was 9 he was rap-battling people twice his age and stood his ground, so he singed him with Cash money, of course he didn't record immediately, but he still wrote raps and he was later allowed to record around the age of 12, and later did it full time due to the death of his step-father to provide for him and his mother. Alos, he's the song the Hot Boys (Lil Wayne's group and how he became famouse) did with Outlaw, tupac's group you mentioned.
You obviously did minimal research, I know when somebody has given a better argument and has beaten me in a discussion, this has not been one of those times. Outlawz feat The Hot Boys - What Side R U On
User avatar #185 - Noonelikesanimal (12/22/2013) [-]
thats neat. i just lightly browsed some wikipedia articles and ctrl+f'ed lil wayne on outlawz and nothing came up. i concede this victory to you.
User avatar #186 - onceman (12/22/2013) [-]
Well I don't blame you, I didn't know those things either until people pointed them out to defend Lil Wayne, I understand not liking him now, he's 90% garbage now, but some people lack respect for him simply because they think he's part of the new breed of rap.
User avatar #188 - deadlydong (12/22/2013) [-]
He is part of that new breed of crap. You say it like lil Wayne can never turn to shit when its already happened.
User avatar #189 - onceman (12/22/2013) [-]
Yeah he has, but I'm saying he's not a new artists, when you look at a great athlete, youre gonna mostly focus on when they were in their prime, more or less the same with Lil Wayne, it's the resume he's already built, like I said, what he does now, although very disappointing, it's essentially irrelevant.
User avatar #190 - onceman (12/22/2013) [-]
And of course I mean this for his legacy, in terms of rankings or comparing, what he does now really affects him and brings him down.
#410 - That's wrong in anyway possible, latin based languages and GOAT  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on The english alphabet FTW 0
User avatar #411 - imnotkickthecat (12/22/2013) [-]
No thanks, I dont like goats.
#408 - Wouldn't this also apply to the other germanic languages?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on The english alphabet FTW 0
User avatar #415 - thecomkiller (12/22/2013) [-]
ya, but they don't bitch about English being hard as much
#135 - Moved from florida to Hamilton, Ontario, there were a lot more…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Shitstorm upcoming! 0
#164 - fukyouto (12/17/2013) [-]
That's because Hamilton is the biggest shit hole in Canada I'm so sorry you had to move anywhere in the gta
#48 - Americans making fun of football players in the comments, the … 12/16/2013 on Silly cat, football is for... -2
#77 - "real or fake" physically it's very appealing and se…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Nope 0
#78 - improbablyyourdad (12/15/2013) [-]
I got that you said real or fake, I am just stating that she wouldn't look nearly as good without all the plastic surgery and helpers. As for the sex being good, pfft after being ran through by the what ever that shit group was called, probably not.
#49 - Don't forget, constantly have a sense of entitlement and suppe… 12/15/2013 on Muh anarchy, muh people are... +10
#74 - **** all your autistic opinions, real or fake, ni…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Nope +1
User avatar #79 - redstonealchemist (12/15/2013) [-]
she IS gorgeous, but she makes herself look like a hussy and if that's not bad enough she's all about fakery. i wouldn't want to date her unless she took off all that make up and put on decent clothes
#76 - improbablyyourdad (12/15/2013) [-]
This bitch only looks this way because of all the surgery and help she gets. I bet if she wasn't constantly being taken care of she would be below average and how do you know what her complexion is when she is caked in makeup?

www.flarebanter.com/2013-05-04-nicki-minaj-plastic-surgery-facts-nicki-minaj-butt-implants/

Also calling people you have never met "autistic", back to /v/, kiddo.
User avatar #77 - onceman (12/15/2013) [-]
"real or fake" physically it's very appealing and sex with her would probably be enjoyable
#78 - improbablyyourdad (12/15/2013) [-]
I got that you said real or fake, I am just stating that she wouldn't look nearly as good without all the plastic surgery and helpers. As for the sex being good, pfft after being ran through by the what ever that shit group was called, probably not.
#26 - Luck of the irish means **** luck 12/15/2013 on Luck 'o the Irish +1
#216 - ****** still heated about Trayvon 12/14/2013 on On Florida +1
#63 - No not full on emo, just poser emo I guess. Which is what I wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Loki Out 0
#64 - manbeareptar (12/14/2013) [-]
lol damn posers killed the scene....
#56 - Meaning, I've always had my parents love no matter what 12/14/2013 on Loki Out 0
#55 - If it's some parent issues, then I can definitely understand, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Loki Out 0
User avatar #56 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Meaning, I've always had my parents love no matter what
#50 - Not your situation, but your outlook on it, it is very hard fo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Loki Out 0
User avatar #51 - xolotyl (12/14/2013) [-]
True, but some situations are so bad that I think it's nearly impossible for any human being to stay optimistic until they physically remove themselves like my dad did when he turned 18.
User avatar #55 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
If it's some parent issues, then I can definitely understand, I've lived in three different countries (having to escape deportation from one) and now am currently in government funding and my parents recently got divorced, but being deprived of loved changes the person you are completely.
User avatar #56 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Meaning, I've always had my parents love no matter what
#34 - Sorry I didn't mean that with hostility, I just can't imagine …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Loki Out +6
User avatar #49 - xolotyl (12/14/2013) [-]
It really depends on your life situation. My dad was in a weird "I hate everyone and all things" phase until he was like 25 because he had an extremely shitty childhood.
User avatar #50 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Not your situation, but your outlook on it, it is very hard for a child to handle traumatizing or difficult situations so they have bad attitudes and I understand that cause my life hasn't been too easy, but I always stay optimistic.
User avatar #51 - xolotyl (12/14/2013) [-]
True, but some situations are so bad that I think it's nearly impossible for any human being to stay optimistic until they physically remove themselves like my dad did when he turned 18.
User avatar #55 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
If it's some parent issues, then I can definitely understand, I've lived in three different countries (having to escape deportation from one) and now am currently in government funding and my parents recently got divorced, but being deprived of loved changes the person you are completely.
User avatar #56 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Meaning, I've always had my parents love no matter what
#29 - I don't care about that, are they saying they were at their ed…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Loki Out -29
#62 - manbeareptar (12/14/2013) [-]
well he doesnt mean lik fucking full on emo if thats wat yer sayin. most ppl here prolly dont even no wtf emo is. hes just saying rebel lik u ass
User avatar #63 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
No not full on emo, just poser emo I guess. Which is what I was then I realized I have nothing to be angsty about
#64 - manbeareptar (12/14/2013) [-]
lol damn posers killed the scene....
User avatar #35 - homebray (12/14/2013) [-]
everybody is different and grows up differently
User avatar #33 - nightmaren (12/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like your edgy stage still hasn't ended
User avatar #34 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Sorry I didn't mean that with hostility, I just can't imagine a 17 year old about to go out into the real world, with minimal empathy and sympathy.
User avatar #49 - xolotyl (12/14/2013) [-]
It really depends on your life situation. My dad was in a weird "I hate everyone and all things" phase until he was like 25 because he had an extremely shitty childhood.
User avatar #50 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Not your situation, but your outlook on it, it is very hard for a child to handle traumatizing or difficult situations so they have bad attitudes and I understand that cause my life hasn't been too easy, but I always stay optimistic.
User avatar #51 - xolotyl (12/14/2013) [-]
True, but some situations are so bad that I think it's nearly impossible for any human being to stay optimistic until they physically remove themselves like my dad did when he turned 18.
User avatar #55 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
If it's some parent issues, then I can definitely understand, I've lived in three different countries (having to escape deportation from one) and now am currently in government funding and my parents recently got divorced, but being deprived of loved changes the person you are completely.
User avatar #56 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Meaning, I've always had my parents love no matter what
#32 - mrgreatnamess (12/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - bodox (12/14/2013) [-]
to bad no one gives a fuck about you
#71 - **** you all, if I had hi singing abilities I'd g… 12/11/2013 on Evidence! -1
#34 - I don't thumb up too much, and I thumb down even less, but con…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2013 on Bear -4
User avatar #35 - Dropkicksxxx (12/10/2013) [-]
Cool dude, feel better?
#25 - ******* 12/10/2013 on The Neckoning 0
#59 - Why does this not have more thumbs? 12/10/2013 on To Tip or Not to Tip 0
#62 - Even if this did happen, everyone involved is lowlife scum. 12/10/2013 on Weed Brownies for Gramma 0
#209 - They KKK actually physically assault minorities and have kille…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on That awkward moment... 0
User avatar #281 - wellimnotsure (12/09/2013) [-]
They dont do it anymore, not the official ones anyway
#206 - So what you'resaying is that the WBC is worse?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2013 on That awkward moment... 0
User avatar #207 - xdeathspawnx (12/09/2013) [-]
they seem to much more stupid and outrageous to me. As far as who's message is worse, I'm not sure.
User avatar #224 - mapleknight (12/09/2013) [-]
They're both things nobody can control.

I dunno.
User avatar #209 - onceman (12/09/2013) [-]
They KKK actually physically assault minorities and have killed some in the past though
User avatar #281 - wellimnotsure (12/09/2013) [-]
They dont do it anymore, not the official ones anyway
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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