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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:3/04/2015
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#10 - what did you guys think about Prisoners? I thought it was gonn…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Slavery Sucks +1
User avatar #12 - pkman (02/12/2014) [-]
I actually liked it. I usually love more comedic movies but Prisoners was one of the more dark movies I liked. The shower torture device made me feel really bad for the one guy.
User avatar #13 - onceman (02/12/2014) [-]
Agreed
#43 - >huge war in europe that Canadians are taking part of becau…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/12/2014 on muh broccoli +47
#153 - justalie (02/12/2014) [-]
No *we're* not bad but all of the dumb ass's of America are (Most of the Inner-cities).
#89 - simules (02/12/2014) [-]
I would actually argue that if Germany had won world war 1 then world war 2 wold never have happened, shaping world history for the better. Then again you can never predict what could have been. There were no bad guys in WW1.
#88 - willypmedina (02/12/2014) [-]
I'm colombian too, en que ciudad vivia cuando estaba en colombia?
User avatar #155 - onceman (02/12/2014) [-]
Bogota, vos?
#157 - willypmedina (02/12/2014) [-]
Bucaramanga, la ciudad bonita.
#72 - departed (02/12/2014) [-]
**departed rolled a random image posted in comment #7544300 at Safe For Work Random Board ** The Americans didn't support Britain until the Japanese attacked, the populace wanted nothing to do with it. Roosevelt supported Britain and aided them in secret later in the war before they actually declared war.
#63 - fuckallthelobsters (02/12/2014) [-]
this is a really oversimplified comment that misconstrues history. sure, we were initially neutral, but germany had nothing to do with our almost war with mexico. besides that there are other issues that i'm sure you can consult google to rectify.
User avatar #87 - landfall (02/12/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimmermann_Telegram

Germany did, actually, have something to do with the "almost war" with Mexico towards the end of WWI. At least, the German ambassador did.
User avatar #80 - onceman (02/12/2014) [-]
If I'm wrong I'm sure, blame Canadian education
#45 - anonexplains (02/12/2014) [-]
economic interest or territorial defense are the root of all these actions.
User avatar #47 - xxhadesflamesxx (02/12/2014) [-]
and so what?
We still supported Britain in WW 2 before we got involved and we would have probably gotten involved earlier if it wasn't for congress being isolationist
#66 - wheredahoodat (02/12/2014) [-]
> would have gotten involved earlier if it wasn't for congress

Yep, and Germany wouldn't have started WW 2 if it hadn't been for the Nazis.
User avatar #73 - toosexyforyou (02/12/2014) [-]
If it wasn't Nazis, then it would've been something else. Germany was in such trouble that their money was used as toilet paper. Saying that WW2 wouldn't have happened if the Nazi party was never formed is ignorant at best
User avatar #46 - onceman (02/12/2014) [-]
The justification is not what I'm talking about, I'm just saying they hate on a country and take for granted what said country has done for them

but then again the person who said "whoe the rest of the world sees America" was probably and american teenager in that extreme anti-patriotic phase

I know America is a really corrupt, but it's done some great things
#104 - Can look at him the same way after Super god this mov… 02/11/2014 on This show was gold +1
#72 - I've disliked it since I first saw it a while ago, it's so for…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on w 0
User avatar #73 - studbeefpile (02/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's why I dislike it. It's not clever or anything, and it requires no thought.
#103 - wear what?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on seems legit 0
User avatar #106 - Yojimbo (02/09/2014) [-]
Naruto contact lense
#71 - what's wrong with the guy with the "Cali Life" tank? 02/08/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 16 0
#25 - Anne Frank was a typical teewnaghe girl in a VERY different ci…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on Anne Frank 0
User avatar #27 - teasquid (02/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, but Beiber was cocky about it. He managed to visit a site full of painful history and make it about himself.
He's just a cunt in my opinion. And I don't use that word often.
#48 - I never understood what people feel they gain from stupid lies…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2014 on seems legit 0
User avatar #92 - Yojimbo (02/09/2014) [-]
I knew a kid who used to wear this because he was a huge weaboo. He was torn about it though. On one hand he thought it made him look badass. (it didn't) On the other hand though, he was embarrassed to say what it was from so when strangers asked about it he claimed he had some kind of rare eye condition or some bullshit.
User avatar #103 - onceman (02/09/2014) [-]
wear what?
User avatar #106 - Yojimbo (02/09/2014) [-]
Naruto contact lense
#5 - I did something similar but when the high schore was around 2,… 02/06/2014 on *Flaps Internally* +1
#4 - of kill 'em all and let 'em die 02/06/2014 on in a nutshell 0
#3 - Am I the only one who thinks that something about her face mak…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Mystique problems +12
#7 - articulate (02/06/2014) [-]
#5 - theincrediblegoose (02/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 - viperish (02/06/2014) [-]
#18 - daad (02/06/2014) [-]
fuck you watermark
#6 - saxong (02/06/2014) [-]
Although that is very specific.
#299 - Ah gotcha, thanks. 02/06/2014 on Bill Nye the "Are You... 0
#279 - Are hamster teeth considered sharp or just really strong?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Bill Nye the "Are You... +1
User avatar #296 - adtrfreak (02/06/2014) [-]
Rodents have strong teeth that can be sharp depending on habitat. EX: Beavers are strong and fairly sharp because they need to chew through wood.
User avatar #299 - onceman (02/06/2014) [-]
Ah gotcha, thanks.
#178 - Hamilton, Ontario. 02/05/2014 on Canada 2 0
#104 - This is accurate, they know **** all about world … 02/05/2014 on How Canadians see the world 0
#126 - yeah cause sexism can only be against women.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Tumblr Comp Part 5 +3
User avatar #142 - clockworkhearts (02/05/2014) [-]
Lets be real though it's mainly against women
#148 - ZTerminator (02/05/2014) [-]
I'm a man who discovered the wheel, and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.
#159 - I live in Canada and if you want an image of a word 'scum' you…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Canada 2 0
User avatar #175 - phoenix grinder (02/05/2014) [-]
your tepid ambiguity does nothing but serve Canada general bad image. specify or clam up
User avatar #178 - onceman (02/05/2014) [-]
Hamilton, Ontario.
#182 - I like the cold weather, but when it gets too cold it's just r… 02/04/2014 on Tumblr Comp Part 3 0
#51 - I feel you it's the exact same with me, but maybe not as strong 02/04/2014 on Childhood Dampering 0
#18 - sam and dean definitely watched the game  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Pornhub 0
User avatar #20 - icameheretotroll (02/04/2014) [-]
They were busy fucking hunting a werewolf
#29 - ...I think so 02/04/2014 on Childhood Dampering +1
#27 - Am I the only one that didn't feel anything when his/her paren…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Childhood Dampering +1
User avatar #49 - drunkasaurus (02/04/2014) [-]
So much horrible shit has happened in my family and I've never felt anything. It's really unsettling to me that I'm so emotionless. But the fact that being emotionless makes me so unsettled is making me think that I'm just a normal person with very deep-seated subconscious feelings. I figure if I was a crazy sociopath I wouldn't care about not feeling anything, or maybe I would just pretend to feel things instead. Plus I don't ever want to hurt anyone or do any bad things so I think that's what's important about someone's personality, not how much sadness they feel.
If that made any sense... Idk. I worry about shit like this a lot because I feel like I should be more sad than I am but I mostly just don't care about any thing that happens to me.
#74 - anonexplains (02/04/2014) [-]
As someone who was unlucky enough to inherit a plethora of mental and emotional problems from their awful family, count yourself lucky that just hearing people argue isn't enough hurl you head first into a wall of depression and unfortunate memories
User avatar #51 - onceman (02/04/2014) [-]
I feel you it's the exact same with me, but maybe not as strong
#28 - nightlynutria (02/04/2014) [-]
I didnt feel anything either, are we broken?
#44 - jonathankitty (02/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 - brokded (02/04/2014) [-]
Not broken. Empty
User avatar #29 - onceman (02/04/2014) [-]
...I think so
#72 - Really one of my favourite actors, I loved him. My favouri… 02/03/2014 on R.I.P +1
#57 - You ****** don't know loyalty like them 02/03/2014 on real friends 0
#72 - If you're hispanic, you know your family has no limits to how … 02/03/2014 on Tumblr part 1 +1

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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