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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:8/01/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#27 - only ignant niggas sleep on old school wayne, he was spitting …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Who's comp is it anyway? -15
User avatar #36 - idunnolol (10/25/2013) [-]
Faggot
#35 - badmotorfinger has deleted their comment.
#39 - Yeah I know that, I just wasn't sure that was the joke cause I…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2013 on I laughed harder than I... -1
User avatar #40 - newsugarbriches (10/25/2013) [-]
boo, broaden your horizons. there is some really amazing music out there to get all wrapped up in. even old school hip hop- 80's and 90's style
User avatar #41 - onceman (10/25/2013) [-]
I know about all that, I passed my 'listening to Dad's favourite music' phase, I like everything, but I just mainly listen to Hip Hop.
User avatar #42 - newsugarbriches (10/25/2013) [-]
when you get older you will end up loving the old stuff. you prob hear that alot but its true
#31 - I don't get it, is it that his name is Toto?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/25/2013 on I laughed harder than I... 0
User avatar #38 - newsugarbriches (10/25/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY


one of the best songs ever. the band's name is Toto
User avatar #39 - onceman (10/25/2013) [-]
Yeah I know that, I just wasn't sure that was the joke cause I don't know the lyrics for I am 15 and mainly listen to hip hop
User avatar #40 - newsugarbriches (10/25/2013) [-]
boo, broaden your horizons. there is some really amazing music out there to get all wrapped up in. even old school hip hop- 80's and 90's style
User avatar #41 - onceman (10/25/2013) [-]
I know about all that, I passed my 'listening to Dad's favourite music' phase, I like everything, but I just mainly listen to Hip Hop.
User avatar #42 - newsugarbriches (10/25/2013) [-]
when you get older you will end up loving the old stuff. you prob hear that alot but its true
#37 - Mystt (10/25/2013) [-]
yes
#63 - oh wow great I would hate for WWE to turn him into an uptight …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/25/2013 on just HHH 0
User avatar #66 - murrlogic (10/25/2013) [-]
Orton and Daniel Bryan have been fighting for 2 months

There first match was when Orton lost the strap to Daniel Bryan at Night of Champions

Bryan was stripped of the belt by Triple H because anyone who is not Orton holding the WWE Championship is wrong and therefore bad. At "Battleground" they fought to a no contest for the Strap. Big Show ended the match 20 minutes in after having "a real bad night with Triple H"

Now "Hell in a Cell" is this Sunday and I get to see Michaels lay Authority
User avatar #102 - imonfrontpageagain (10/27/2013) [-]
You should become a radio talk show host in the wrestling division
User avatar #104 - murrlogic (10/27/2013) [-]
I'd love to write scripts for this show. Last 2 weeks of Raw have been pretty good.

I'm watching Hell in a Cell tomorrow after I am done fixing the damn roof. I have nothing better to do other than Counseling Homework
User avatar #105 - imonfrontpageagain (10/27/2013) [-]
I don't worry about my math homework. wolframalpha.com does it all for me.


I came up with a new match. Wanna hear it?
User avatar #106 - murrlogic (10/27/2013) [-]
Send me a PM and i'll rate it.
#61 - Is Shawn still cool or is he a dick?  [+] (7 new replies) 10/25/2013 on just HHH 0
#62 - murrlogic (10/25/2013) [-]
Shawn was goofy as fuck his first night back. I like him when he is like this

He looked Triple H in the face and said "When the blue fuck did you get so boring? Wait? This show is PG? THERE ARE SOCCER MOM'S IN THE AUDIANCE?!! With kids not wearing DX T-shirts?!"

This resulted in a Sweet Chin Music to Orton and telling him this sunday Bryan will be the WWE Champion because Raw isn't gonna be driven to the ground by his new power hungry former best friend.
User avatar #63 - onceman (10/25/2013) [-]
oh wow great I would hate for WWE to turn him into an uptight cunt, he's my favourite wrestler and one of the greatest of all time.
User avatar #66 - murrlogic (10/25/2013) [-]
Orton and Daniel Bryan have been fighting for 2 months

There first match was when Orton lost the strap to Daniel Bryan at Night of Champions

Bryan was stripped of the belt by Triple H because anyone who is not Orton holding the WWE Championship is wrong and therefore bad. At "Battleground" they fought to a no contest for the Strap. Big Show ended the match 20 minutes in after having "a real bad night with Triple H"

Now "Hell in a Cell" is this Sunday and I get to see Michaels lay Authority
User avatar #102 - imonfrontpageagain (10/27/2013) [-]
You should become a radio talk show host in the wrestling division
User avatar #104 - murrlogic (10/27/2013) [-]
I'd love to write scripts for this show. Last 2 weeks of Raw have been pretty good.

I'm watching Hell in a Cell tomorrow after I am done fixing the damn roof. I have nothing better to do other than Counseling Homework
User avatar #105 - imonfrontpageagain (10/27/2013) [-]
I don't worry about my math homework. wolframalpha.com does it all for me.


I came up with a new match. Wanna hear it?
User avatar #106 - murrlogic (10/27/2013) [-]
Send me a PM and i'll rate it.
#160 - Hooray for Rain! 10/24/2013 on world view 0
#122 - if a fully conscious kid under 12 kills you he won't be charged 10/24/2013 on Texas 0
#41 - sorry I meant face more memorable  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on 30 Moon 0
User avatar #42 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
I agree wholeheartedly with all those points. Personality wise, i'd say Emma Watson and Jennifer are pretty good people nonetheless (as if any of us would turn them down haha) Though, it is pretty fun to watch Lawrence meet famous people ha she's just living it up in a life she's only recently discovered, i can't really blame her for bigging up on twitter.
#40 - Emma Stone is adorable, I think she's super pretty, amy poehle…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on 30 Moon 0
User avatar #41 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
sorry I meant face more memorable
User avatar #42 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
I agree wholeheartedly with all those points. Personality wise, i'd say Emma Watson and Jennifer are pretty good people nonetheless (as if any of us would turn them down haha) Though, it is pretty fun to watch Lawrence meet famous people ha she's just living it up in a life she's only recently discovered, i can't really blame her for bigging up on twitter.
#38 - overrated as well, plus it seems like she tries too hard to ap…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2013 on 30 Moon +1
User avatar #39 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
Hm, good point good point. Here's a few more, Emma Stone, Amy Pohler, Aubrey Plaza, and Miley Cyrus?
User avatar #40 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
Emma Stone is adorable, I think she's super pretty, amy poehler has a race more memorable than Emma Watson, and has that MILF look, but she's just above standard pretty, Aubrey Plaza seems kinda cute, but I really don't know her, and Miley Cyrus is reallly pretty, no body though.
Thing is I'm not like jaded or anything, it's just that Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence are so overrated by the internet community, Emma isn't anything special, she's pretty, but her face has no real outstanding qualities, it's just sorta bland.
User avatar #41 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
sorry I meant face more memorable
User avatar #42 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
I agree wholeheartedly with all those points. Personality wise, i'd say Emma Watson and Jennifer are pretty good people nonetheless (as if any of us would turn them down haha) Though, it is pretty fun to watch Lawrence meet famous people ha she's just living it up in a life she's only recently discovered, i can't really blame her for bigging up on twitter.
#31 - They made Joel so handsome to take the attention away from how… 10/20/2013 on Naughty dog Stahp -3
#25 - Okay good, I feel the same way.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/20/2013 on 30 Moon 0
User avatar #37 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
Here's one for you both, Jennifer Lawrence?
User avatar #38 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
overrated as well, plus it seems like she tries too hard to appeal to the tumblr fangirls
User avatar #39 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
Hm, good point good point. Here's a few more, Emma Stone, Amy Pohler, Aubrey Plaza, and Miley Cyrus?
User avatar #40 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
Emma Stone is adorable, I think she's super pretty, amy poehler has a race more memorable than Emma Watson, and has that MILF look, but she's just above standard pretty, Aubrey Plaza seems kinda cute, but I really don't know her, and Miley Cyrus is reallly pretty, no body though.
Thing is I'm not like jaded or anything, it's just that Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence are so overrated by the internet community, Emma isn't anything special, she's pretty, but her face has no real outstanding qualities, it's just sorta bland.
User avatar #41 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
sorry I meant face more memorable
User avatar #42 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
I agree wholeheartedly with all those points. Personality wise, i'd say Emma Watson and Jennifer are pretty good people nonetheless (as if any of us would turn them down haha) Though, it is pretty fun to watch Lawrence meet famous people ha she's just living it up in a life she's only recently discovered, i can't really blame her for bigging up on twitter.
#23 - what do you think of Emma Watson?  [+] (8 new replies) 10/20/2013 on 30 Moon +1
User avatar #24 - snakefire (10/20/2013) [-]
She's cute but overrated.
User avatar #25 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
Okay good, I feel the same way.
User avatar #37 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
Here's one for you both, Jennifer Lawrence?
User avatar #38 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
overrated as well, plus it seems like she tries too hard to appeal to the tumblr fangirls
User avatar #39 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
Hm, good point good point. Here's a few more, Emma Stone, Amy Pohler, Aubrey Plaza, and Miley Cyrus?
User avatar #40 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
Emma Stone is adorable, I think she's super pretty, amy poehler has a race more memorable than Emma Watson, and has that MILF look, but she's just above standard pretty, Aubrey Plaza seems kinda cute, but I really don't know her, and Miley Cyrus is reallly pretty, no body though.
Thing is I'm not like jaded or anything, it's just that Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence are so overrated by the internet community, Emma isn't anything special, she's pretty, but her face has no real outstanding qualities, it's just sorta bland.
User avatar #41 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
sorry I meant face more memorable
User avatar #42 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
I agree wholeheartedly with all those points. Personality wise, i'd say Emma Watson and Jennifer are pretty good people nonetheless (as if any of us would turn them down haha) Though, it is pretty fun to watch Lawrence meet famous people ha she's just living it up in a life she's only recently discovered, i can't really blame her for bigging up on twitter.
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#26 - That isn't even too far fetched, if America really is a gift f… 10/19/2013 on Stephen Colbert: A True... 0
#24 - Chance the rapper?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on FINISH HER!!!!!! 0
User avatar #25 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (10/18/2013) [-]
sup
#87 - It is thought that dolphins were ground mammals that spent so … 10/18/2013 on So high 0
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#18 - Cotton Candy is shit tier sweet flavour.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on Aaron Paul -1
User avatar #23 - xoyv (10/16/2013) [-]
amen
#103 - well he did eat his daughter's placenta, maybe that's … 10/15/2013 on behind the scenes of movies 0
#11 - I'm guesing most of you guys didn't respect her before because…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on I respect her now. +1
User avatar #12 - onewithpokerface (10/14/2013) [-]
*slow clap* Bravo.
#181 - See what I thought was that the actual mugging itself put her …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on Damn it, Russia. 0
User avatar #184 - brenton (10/14/2013) [-]
No, her body was in shock from being forcefully punctured in a vital area. ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg
#167 - This just makes me think that she isn't that tough at all beca…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/14/2013 on Damn it, Russia. -5
#190 - icefried (10/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #175 - waterlinx (10/14/2013) [-]
I think your argument sounds pretty ridiculous, "You got stabbed, and walked away with a knife in your neck. You were in shock though, doesn't count!".
#173 - brenton (10/14/2013) [-]
"Shock" is a medical phenomenon where your pain sensory system is overloaded by severe injury, in this case by a knife sticking into her goddam neck. It doesn't mean that she was surprised into not feeling pain...
User avatar #181 - onceman (10/14/2013) [-]
See what I thought was that the actual mugging itself put her in shock, I think she would realize if she got stabbed if that is what put her in shock.
User avatar #184 - brenton (10/14/2013) [-]
No, her body was in shock from being forcefully punctured in a vital area. ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg
#178 - verby (10/14/2013) [-]
I was just gonna pretend he was joking and move along
#4 - the he says "my nigga turn up" 10/12/2013 on Smooth +2
#20 - I really though we had grow past that. 10/12/2013 on The words of a defeated man... 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i fucking love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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