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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:9/17/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#135 - Moved from florida to Hamilton, Ontario, there were a lot more…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Shitstorm upcoming! 0
#164 - fukyouto (12/17/2013) [-]
That's because Hamilton is the biggest shit hole in Canada I'm so sorry you had to move anywhere in the gta
#48 - Americans making fun of football players in the comments, the … 12/16/2013 on Silly cat, football is for... -2
#77 - "real or fake" physically it's very appealing and se…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Nope 0
#78 - improbablyyourdad (12/15/2013) [-]
I got that you said real or fake, I am just stating that she wouldn't look nearly as good without all the plastic surgery and helpers. As for the sex being good, pfft after being ran through by the what ever that shit group was called, probably not.
#49 - Don't forget, constantly have a sense of entitlement and suppe… 12/15/2013 on Muh anarchy, muh people are... +10
#74 - **** all your autistic opinions, real or fake, ni…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Nope +1
User avatar #79 - redstonealchemist (12/15/2013) [-]
she IS gorgeous, but she makes herself look like a hussy and if that's not bad enough she's all about fakery. i wouldn't want to date her unless she took off all that make up and put on decent clothes
#76 - improbablyyourdad (12/15/2013) [-]
This bitch only looks this way because of all the surgery and help she gets. I bet if she wasn't constantly being taken care of she would be below average and how do you know what her complexion is when she is caked in makeup?

www.flarebanter.com/2013-05-04-nicki-minaj-plastic-surgery-facts-nicki-minaj-butt-implants/

Also calling people you have never met "autistic", back to /v/, kiddo.
User avatar #77 - onceman (12/15/2013) [-]
"real or fake" physically it's very appealing and sex with her would probably be enjoyable
#78 - improbablyyourdad (12/15/2013) [-]
I got that you said real or fake, I am just stating that she wouldn't look nearly as good without all the plastic surgery and helpers. As for the sex being good, pfft after being ran through by the what ever that shit group was called, probably not.
#26 - Luck of the irish means **** luck 12/15/2013 on Luck 'o the Irish +1
#216 - ****** still heated about Trayvon 12/14/2013 on On Florida +1
#63 - No not full on emo, just poser emo I guess. Which is what I wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Loki Out 0
#64 - manbeareptar (12/14/2013) [-]
lol damn posers killed the scene....
#56 - Meaning, I've always had my parents love no matter what 12/14/2013 on Loki Out 0
#55 - If it's some parent issues, then I can definitely understand, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Loki Out 0
User avatar #56 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Meaning, I've always had my parents love no matter what
#50 - Not your situation, but your outlook on it, it is very hard fo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Loki Out 0
User avatar #51 - xolotyl (12/14/2013) [-]
True, but some situations are so bad that I think it's nearly impossible for any human being to stay optimistic until they physically remove themselves like my dad did when he turned 18.
User avatar #55 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
If it's some parent issues, then I can definitely understand, I've lived in three different countries (having to escape deportation from one) and now am currently in government funding and my parents recently got divorced, but being deprived of loved changes the person you are completely.
User avatar #56 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Meaning, I've always had my parents love no matter what
#34 - Sorry I didn't mean that with hostility, I just can't imagine …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Loki Out +6
User avatar #49 - xolotyl (12/14/2013) [-]
It really depends on your life situation. My dad was in a weird "I hate everyone and all things" phase until he was like 25 because he had an extremely shitty childhood.
User avatar #50 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Not your situation, but your outlook on it, it is very hard for a child to handle traumatizing or difficult situations so they have bad attitudes and I understand that cause my life hasn't been too easy, but I always stay optimistic.
User avatar #51 - xolotyl (12/14/2013) [-]
True, but some situations are so bad that I think it's nearly impossible for any human being to stay optimistic until they physically remove themselves like my dad did when he turned 18.
User avatar #55 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
If it's some parent issues, then I can definitely understand, I've lived in three different countries (having to escape deportation from one) and now am currently in government funding and my parents recently got divorced, but being deprived of loved changes the person you are completely.
User avatar #56 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Meaning, I've always had my parents love no matter what
#29 - I don't care about that, are they saying they were at their ed…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Loki Out -29
#62 - manbeareptar (12/14/2013) [-]
well he doesnt mean lik fucking full on emo if thats wat yer sayin. most ppl here prolly dont even no wtf emo is. hes just saying rebel lik u ass
User avatar #63 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
No not full on emo, just poser emo I guess. Which is what I was then I realized I have nothing to be angsty about
#64 - manbeareptar (12/14/2013) [-]
lol damn posers killed the scene....
User avatar #35 - homebray (12/14/2013) [-]
everybody is different and grows up differently
User avatar #33 - nightmaren (12/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like your edgy stage still hasn't ended
User avatar #34 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Sorry I didn't mean that with hostility, I just can't imagine a 17 year old about to go out into the real world, with minimal empathy and sympathy.
User avatar #49 - xolotyl (12/14/2013) [-]
It really depends on your life situation. My dad was in a weird "I hate everyone and all things" phase until he was like 25 because he had an extremely shitty childhood.
User avatar #50 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Not your situation, but your outlook on it, it is very hard for a child to handle traumatizing or difficult situations so they have bad attitudes and I understand that cause my life hasn't been too easy, but I always stay optimistic.
User avatar #51 - xolotyl (12/14/2013) [-]
True, but some situations are so bad that I think it's nearly impossible for any human being to stay optimistic until they physically remove themselves like my dad did when he turned 18.
User avatar #55 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
If it's some parent issues, then I can definitely understand, I've lived in three different countries (having to escape deportation from one) and now am currently in government funding and my parents recently got divorced, but being deprived of loved changes the person you are completely.
User avatar #56 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Meaning, I've always had my parents love no matter what
#32 - mrgreatnamess (12/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - bodox (12/14/2013) [-]
to bad no one gives a fuck about you
#71 - **** you all, if I had hi singing abilities I'd g… 12/11/2013 on Evidence! -1
#34 - I don't thumb up too much, and I thumb down even less, but con…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2013 on Bear -4
User avatar #35 - Dropkicksxxx (12/10/2013) [-]
Cool dude, feel better?
#25 - ******* 12/10/2013 on The Neckoning 0
#59 - Why does this not have more thumbs? 12/10/2013 on To Tip or Not to Tip 0
#62 - Even if this did happen, everyone involved is lowlife scum. 12/10/2013 on Weed Brownies for Gramma 0
#209 - They KKK actually physically assault minorities and have kille…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on That awkward moment... 0
User avatar #281 - wellimnotsure (12/09/2013) [-]
They dont do it anymore, not the official ones anyway
#206 - So what you'resaying is that the WBC is worse?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2013 on That awkward moment... 0
User avatar #207 - xdeathspawnx (12/09/2013) [-]
they seem to much more stupid and outrageous to me. As far as who's message is worse, I'm not sure.
User avatar #224 - mapleknight (12/09/2013) [-]
They're both things nobody can control.

I dunno.
User avatar #209 - onceman (12/09/2013) [-]
They KKK actually physically assault minorities and have killed some in the past though
User avatar #281 - wellimnotsure (12/09/2013) [-]
They dont do it anymore, not the official ones anyway
#55 - Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2013 on No one will believe you +3
#56 - bilbobagginshield (12/07/2013) [-]
I think that was the one movie I saw him play a serious roll,and a sad one at that.
#59 - csooky (12/07/2013) [-]
Try this one
#92 - plwmar (12/07/2013) [-]
God yes.These movies show that Jim Carrey can actually take dramatic roles as well and not just the comedian stereotypical ones that we got used to.Honestly I hope to see more of him in the future.Liked him in Kick-ass 2 although he had a small part in it.
User avatar #105 - heartlessrobot (12/07/2013) [-]
Fuck, I know The Majestic was supposed to be a serious movie, but that part where he falls off the bridge is fucking hilarious.
#46 - Coke, much like bacon, has to be under the right conditions, C… 12/06/2013 on Cola Coca vs Isded -2
#214 - I agree with the last one very much Also, I very stro… 12/02/2013 on My Affirmation +1
#268 - I mean I see why she would be a strong candidate, but I think … 11/29/2013 on What Is This Shit? 0
#28 - I have no such equipment for I am a soccer player, but idk, I …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on I'm sorry but that's hilarious 0
User avatar #29 - crazycommando (11/27/2013) [-]
i'll be honest when i played football, yeah it didn't seem like stamina "could" drop but man.....once you start running with shit, it changes sooooo much
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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