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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:11/21/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#17 - Question, is that sulfur? 01/19/2014 on match lighting 0
#21 - Ireland is the country mainly associated with potatoes, litera… 01/19/2014 on Typical Irish man in november 0
#27 - you lost your touch man 01/19/2014 on smokers, goddamn it +2
#24 - I noticed  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2014 on smokers, goddamn it 0
#26 - RedHulk (01/19/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Under the Sea ** You sassy whore.
#28 - RedHulk (01/19/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Smurf me harder ** *humping a dead dog*
User avatar #27 - onceman (01/19/2014) [-]
you lost your touch man
#20 - I'm getting suspicious or you're really lucky at rolling "…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/19/2014 on smokers, goddamn it +2
#23 - RedHulk (01/19/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #429 at (1) ** Yes just Very lucky....i fucked up with the spelling wit the comment i deleted.
User avatar #24 - onceman (01/19/2014) [-]
I noticed
#26 - RedHulk (01/19/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Under the Sea ** You sassy whore.
#28 - RedHulk (01/19/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Smurf me harder ** *humping a dead dog*
User avatar #27 - onceman (01/19/2014) [-]
you lost your touch man
#21 - RedHulk has deleted their comment.
#4 - What if you're as tall as where the camera is in the "art…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on 3 Types of Photographers In... +3
#5 - loneranger (01/19/2014) [-]
I just wanted to respond to your avatar.
#8 - It's so people don't get confused and miss the joke, cause if … 01/19/2014 on Noon-thirty +2
#8 - "...posted in Hulk" somewhat relevant  [+] (8 new replies) 01/19/2014 on smokers, goddamn it +4
#18 - RedHulk (01/19/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #845798 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** You backwards chinese lesbian!
User avatar #20 - onceman (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm getting suspicious or you're really lucky at rolling "in the slightest bit relevant with content or comment" pictures
#23 - RedHulk (01/19/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #429 at (1) ** Yes just Very lucky....i fucked up with the spelling wit the comment i deleted.
User avatar #24 - onceman (01/19/2014) [-]
I noticed
#26 - RedHulk (01/19/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Under the Sea ** You sassy whore.
#28 - RedHulk (01/19/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Smurf me harder ** *humping a dead dog*
User avatar #27 - onceman (01/19/2014) [-]
you lost your touch man
#21 - RedHulk has deleted their comment.
#133 - No excalibur/10 01/19/2014 on 10 Modern Swords +2
#50 - thank you, much appreicated. 01/17/2014 on When your calves looks like... 0
#49 - Well that's good man, I don't, I yearn for the ability and wil… 01/17/2014 on When your calves looks like... 0
#46 - Yeah I noticed I'm used to it though, thanks bro. 01/17/2014 on When your calves looks like... +1
#45 - OR he may make his living in some way of body building, pl…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on When your calves looks like... 0
#48 - trollmobile (01/17/2014) [-]
i have a strickt and healthy diet because of my sickness.
User avatar #49 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Well that's good man, I don't, I yearn for the ability and will-power to stay off unhealthy foods.
#40 - **** yeah I appreciate nutsacks, it's what's gonn…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on When your calves looks like... 0
#42 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
You won the internet argument have a racist chicken to celebrate.
User avatar #50 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
thank you, much appreicated.
#38 - well thank you, but I stand by my points, I'm sorry you don't …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/17/2014 on When your calves looks like... 0
#39 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
>Dudes calves look like nutsacks
>Respect the nutsacks
You love nutsacks and you appreciate them.
User avatar #40 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah I appreciate nutsacks, it's what's gonna make my biological children possible.
#42 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
You won the internet argument have a racist chicken to celebrate.
User avatar #50 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
thank you, much appreicated.
#34 - Well it was mostly a joke, but they're jealous they lack the s…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/17/2014 on When your calves looks like... -2
#37 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
I would just like to let you know that I went through and thumbed down all of your retarded ass comments.
User avatar #38 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
well thank you, but I stand by my points, I'm sorry you don't agree with them.
#39 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
>Dudes calves look like nutsacks
>Respect the nutsacks
You love nutsacks and you appreciate them.
User avatar #40 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah I appreciate nutsacks, it's what's gonna make my biological children possible.
#42 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
You won the internet argument have a racist chicken to celebrate.
User avatar #50 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
thank you, much appreicated.
#32 - If you were to make the calve equivalent of these bicepts you'…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/17/2014 on When your calves looks like... 0
#33 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/17/2014) [-]
You said that people in the comments are jealous, and now you just said they don't look good; how are they jealous?
User avatar #44 - nebuchadnezzaurus (01/17/2014) [-]
Jealous of the strength of will that gets you such calves
User avatar #34 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Well it was mostly a joke, but they're jealous they lack the same motivation and determination to achieve a goal and immediately say it's steroids. Also, many others would be jealous of these bodybuilders' abilities to maintain such a strict and healthy diet.
#37 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
I would just like to let you know that I went through and thumbed down all of your retarded ass comments.
User avatar #38 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
well thank you, but I stand by my points, I'm sorry you don't agree with them.
#39 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
>Dudes calves look like nutsacks
>Respect the nutsacks
You love nutsacks and you appreciate them.
User avatar #40 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah I appreciate nutsacks, it's what's gonna make my biological children possible.
#42 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
You won the internet argument have a racist chicken to celebrate.
User avatar #50 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
thank you, much appreicated.
#30 - that's obvious steroids  [+] (13 new replies) 01/17/2014 on When your calves looks like... -2
User avatar #57 - wolviewolverine (01/17/2014) [-]
synthol
#31 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/17/2014) [-]
What about this?
User avatar #58 - IcyDeadPeople (01/17/2014) [-]
LOL look up synthol on google dude.
User avatar #32 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
If you were to make the calve equivalent of these bicepts you'd have WAY bigger calves than the ones in the content, and yeah I do rspect him, I personally don't think they look good, but those calves are nowhere near as big those biceps and triceps (if you were to compare them in a proper ratio) also, genetics more than like play an important role
#33 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/17/2014) [-]
You said that people in the comments are jealous, and now you just said they don't look good; how are they jealous?
User avatar #44 - nebuchadnezzaurus (01/17/2014) [-]
Jealous of the strength of will that gets you such calves
User avatar #34 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Well it was mostly a joke, but they're jealous they lack the same motivation and determination to achieve a goal and immediately say it's steroids. Also, many others would be jealous of these bodybuilders' abilities to maintain such a strict and healthy diet.
#37 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
I would just like to let you know that I went through and thumbed down all of your retarded ass comments.
User avatar #38 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
well thank you, but I stand by my points, I'm sorry you don't agree with them.
#39 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
>Dudes calves look like nutsacks
>Respect the nutsacks
You love nutsacks and you appreciate them.
User avatar #40 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah I appreciate nutsacks, it's what's gonna make my biological children possible.
#42 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
You won the internet argument have a racist chicken to celebrate.
User avatar #50 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
thank you, much appreicated.
#28 - It looks ugly to some, but to me and many others it earns to m…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/17/2014 on When your calves looks like... -4
#29 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/17/2014) [-]
So you think this looks good too?
User avatar #30 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
that's obvious steroids
User avatar #57 - wolviewolverine (01/17/2014) [-]
synthol
#31 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/17/2014) [-]
What about this?
User avatar #58 - IcyDeadPeople (01/17/2014) [-]
LOL look up synthol on google dude.
User avatar #32 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
If you were to make the calve equivalent of these bicepts you'd have WAY bigger calves than the ones in the content, and yeah I do rspect him, I personally don't think they look good, but those calves are nowhere near as big those biceps and triceps (if you were to compare them in a proper ratio) also, genetics more than like play an important role
#33 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/17/2014) [-]
You said that people in the comments are jealous, and now you just said they don't look good; how are they jealous?
User avatar #44 - nebuchadnezzaurus (01/17/2014) [-]
Jealous of the strength of will that gets you such calves
User avatar #34 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Well it was mostly a joke, but they're jealous they lack the same motivation and determination to achieve a goal and immediately say it's steroids. Also, many others would be jealous of these bodybuilders' abilities to maintain such a strict and healthy diet.
#37 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
I would just like to let you know that I went through and thumbed down all of your retarded ass comments.
User avatar #38 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
well thank you, but I stand by my points, I'm sorry you don't agree with them.
#39 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
>Dudes calves look like nutsacks
>Respect the nutsacks
You love nutsacks and you appreciate them.
User avatar #40 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah I appreciate nutsacks, it's what's gonna make my biological children possible.
#42 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
You won the internet argument have a racist chicken to celebrate.
User avatar #50 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
thank you, much appreicated.
#26 - I personally have a more lean goal, but many people lack the m…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/17/2014 on When your calves looks like... -4
User avatar #27 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/17/2014) [-]
Seems like you're just defending them because they work out and you're ignoring the fact that it looks ugly.
User avatar #28 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
It looks ugly to some, but to me and many others it earns to much respect to be ugly.
#29 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/17/2014) [-]
So you think this looks good too?
User avatar #30 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
that's obvious steroids
User avatar #57 - wolviewolverine (01/17/2014) [-]
synthol
#31 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/17/2014) [-]
What about this?
User avatar #58 - IcyDeadPeople (01/17/2014) [-]
LOL look up synthol on google dude.
User avatar #32 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
If you were to make the calve equivalent of these bicepts you'd have WAY bigger calves than the ones in the content, and yeah I do rspect him, I personally don't think they look good, but those calves are nowhere near as big those biceps and triceps (if you were to compare them in a proper ratio) also, genetics more than like play an important role
#33 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/17/2014) [-]
You said that people in the comments are jealous, and now you just said they don't look good; how are they jealous?
User avatar #44 - nebuchadnezzaurus (01/17/2014) [-]
Jealous of the strength of will that gets you such calves
User avatar #34 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Well it was mostly a joke, but they're jealous they lack the same motivation and determination to achieve a goal and immediately say it's steroids. Also, many others would be jealous of these bodybuilders' abilities to maintain such a strict and healthy diet.
#37 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
I would just like to let you know that I went through and thumbed down all of your retarded ass comments.
User avatar #38 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
well thank you, but I stand by my points, I'm sorry you don't agree with them.
#39 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
>Dudes calves look like nutsacks
>Respect the nutsacks
You love nutsacks and you appreciate them.
User avatar #40 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah I appreciate nutsacks, it's what's gonna make my biological children possible.
#42 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
You won the internet argument have a racist chicken to celebrate.
User avatar #50 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
thank you, much appreicated.
#23 - In the comments below: -I'm jealous -I don't respect h…  [+] (28 new replies) 01/17/2014 on When your calves looks like... -3
User avatar #43 - nebuchadnezzaurus (01/17/2014) [-]
Prepare to receive negative thumbs. It's bandwagon mentality and unfortunately the non-lifters far outweigh those who lift around here
User avatar #51 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/17/2014) [-]
I lift and I disagree with him, have you considered people just have opinions?
#56 - wolviewolverine (01/17/2014) [-]
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Fuck. Their. Opinions.
A lion does not listen to a cockroach.
User avatar #52 - nebuchadnezzaurus (01/17/2014) [-]
Of course they do. It's the reason his comments received negative thumbs.
User avatar #46 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Yeah I noticed I'm used to it though, thanks bro.
#41 - trollmobile (01/17/2014) [-]
1. no
2. no, i don't respect gym monkeys for being gym monkeys
the same way i don't respect people that spend 10 hours a day playing video-games because they wanna be professional gamers
the same way i don't respect people that starve themselves because they have anorexia.
just because you're dedicated to something, doesn't make you worthy of respect.
dedicate yourself to a good cause, and i'll respect you
dedicate yourself to "gettin super ripped brah" and i won't respect you at all.
yes, you should stay in shape, no, staying in incredible shape isn't all there is to life.

i would stay in shape
i used to stay in shape
but i'm chronically sick, which makes me a skinny fuck, since my sickness is based around my stomach fucking up every other day.
staying in shape is good
spending 5+ hours every day at the gym, isn't.
User avatar #45 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
OR
he may make his living in some way of body building, plus it's not just the work outs, it's what you eat and fuck if we don't all know how hard it is to have such a strict and (mostly healthy) diet. I respect that, I respect that he had decent goal, I respect people who wanna make a living off gaming so they play a lot more than the average person but studies do show that sitting all day is unhealthy and decreases our lifespan.
#48 - trollmobile (01/17/2014) [-]
i have a strickt and healthy diet because of my sickness.
User avatar #49 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Well that's good man, I don't, I yearn for the ability and will-power to stay off unhealthy foods.
User avatar #25 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/17/2014) [-]
What? There is nothing to be jealous of in this.
User avatar #26 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
I personally have a more lean goal, but many people lack the motivation to get muscle and bash those who are super yolked.
User avatar #27 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/17/2014) [-]
Seems like you're just defending them because they work out and you're ignoring the fact that it looks ugly.
User avatar #28 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
It looks ugly to some, but to me and many others it earns to much respect to be ugly.
#29 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/17/2014) [-]
So you think this looks good too?
User avatar #30 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
that's obvious steroids
User avatar #57 - wolviewolverine (01/17/2014) [-]
synthol
#31 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/17/2014) [-]
What about this?
User avatar #58 - IcyDeadPeople (01/17/2014) [-]
LOL look up synthol on google dude.
User avatar #32 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
If you were to make the calve equivalent of these bicepts you'd have WAY bigger calves than the ones in the content, and yeah I do rspect him, I personally don't think they look good, but those calves are nowhere near as big those biceps and triceps (if you were to compare them in a proper ratio) also, genetics more than like play an important role
#33 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/17/2014) [-]
You said that people in the comments are jealous, and now you just said they don't look good; how are they jealous?
User avatar #44 - nebuchadnezzaurus (01/17/2014) [-]
Jealous of the strength of will that gets you such calves
User avatar #34 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Well it was mostly a joke, but they're jealous they lack the same motivation and determination to achieve a goal and immediately say it's steroids. Also, many others would be jealous of these bodybuilders' abilities to maintain such a strict and healthy diet.
#37 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
I would just like to let you know that I went through and thumbed down all of your retarded ass comments.
User avatar #38 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
well thank you, but I stand by my points, I'm sorry you don't agree with them.
#39 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
>Dudes calves look like nutsacks
>Respect the nutsacks
You love nutsacks and you appreciate them.
User avatar #40 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah I appreciate nutsacks, it's what's gonna make my biological children possible.
#42 - agentpurplek (01/17/2014) [-]
You won the internet argument have a racist chicken to celebrate.
User avatar #50 - onceman (01/17/2014) [-]
thank you, much appreicated.
#59 - I lived in Florida now live in Canada, in Fl we got like 5 col… 01/17/2014 on i guess it's hot there 0
#91 - It was dope, but doesn't compare to Da Drought 3 or Dedication 2  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on mula baby, wizzy 0
User avatar #92 - weirdojones (01/16/2014) [-]
Nothing compares to dedication 2
#30 - Where do they have these? 01/16/2014 on Facts 0
#69 - It wasn't the money as much as just the fact that he lost his …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2014 on mula baby, wizzy 0
User avatar #86 - weirdojones (01/16/2014) [-]
No ceilings solidified weezy as a top tier rapper in my eyes.
User avatar #91 - onceman (01/16/2014) [-]
It was dope, but doesn't compare to Da Drought 3 or Dedication 2
User avatar #92 - weirdojones (01/16/2014) [-]
Nothing compares to dedication 2
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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