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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:3/30/2015
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#18 - Lil Wayne is my favourite rapper, he's a very smart businessma…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk -2
User avatar #56 - rainbowrush (04/09/2014) [-]
Says a lot about the majority in your grade.
User avatar #71 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
Well I have lived in the states and it was the same case there with my literacy, I'm very literate. I had all honours and one AP class (this was 9th grade) there are no honours or AP here in Canada. If you're trying to insinuate that I lack intelligence then I really cannot stop you, but I know how intelligent I am.
#20 - Let's be honest, that movie wasn't good at all.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on I want this movie played at... -1
User avatar #29 - ivoryhammer (04/05/2014) [-]
The best thing about it was Velma.
#23 - slimeywaffles has deleted their comment.
#12 - I really disliked her character in the show. 04/05/2014 on MEGAN 0
#123 - I don't think I'd hit a guy like that for yelling at my face. 04/05/2014 on so he could snipe the bitch +8
#335 - Well I was just saying how it's not really black and white, Ca… 04/05/2014 on Canada comp 0
#268 - Bud, I live in Hamilton, Ontario, it's **** here, but I…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Canada comp 0
#313 - Elemental (04/05/2014) [-]
Big secret, Nobody outside of ontario actually likes ontario.
User avatar #302 - derkarus (04/05/2014) [-]
I'm in St. Thomas, I know your pain.
User avatar #270 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
From what I've heard, some parts of N.L are pretty shit-tier. The good parts of Ontario or B.C are probably the kinds of places you want to go to see the better parts of the Canadian lifestyle.
#271 - curtt (04/05/2014) [-]
British Columbian signing in.
#127 - Wait was the theory that they'll have made up so many differe…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/05/2014 on monkeys 0
User avatar #128 - drzix (04/05/2014) [-]
Basically. I think original was infinite monkeys with infinite time, so they will inevitably write the entire works of Shakespeare eventually
User avatar #130 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
If there's infinite monkeys, they would theoretically write it instantly and an infinite amount of times along with infinite amounts of gibberish.
User avatar #134 - lolollo (04/05/2014) [-]
It's meant to make a note on the nature of "infinity" more than the nature of monkeis, or literature...

Like Schreodingers Cat and the literal thousands of ways any science can make it fit some point in their studies...
User avatar #135 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
I know, I'm commenting on the theoretical nature of infinity.
User avatar #136 - lolollo (04/05/2014) [-]
Oh I was agreeing with you, just as a bit of an adendum. People always confuse it to mean something about "insurmountable odds" or "monkeys can be smart to."
User avatar #137 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
I've never meant someone who saw it that way, they must not make the crayons in very bright colours around your parts.
User avatar #138 - lolollo (04/05/2014) [-]
I wanna say it has to do with their own bias. Like I met a lit major (ignoring the obvious criticism...) who uses it to talk about how you just need "enough time" and "practice" in order to get good at writing.

And my roommate still thinks Schreodinger's Cat is a metaphor in support of Contradictory evidence...He's a chemical engineer...
#264 - There are so many different things to consider, you can't just…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Canada comp +1
#272 - mrlego (04/05/2014) [-]
I said it was my opinion
User avatar #335 - onceman (04/05/2014) [-]
Well I was just saying how it's not really black and white, Canada's better in some ways, U.S. is better in others, and there are so many of these sub-categories that it's hard to really have a solid answer as to which country is better.
Sorry for ranting
#263 - Isn't protesting in general illegal in Canada because they hat…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Canada comp +1
User avatar #266 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
Three toonies say your friend's sister went to some backwoods Surrey kind of place.
User avatar #268 - onceman (04/05/2014) [-]
Bud, I live in Hamilton, Ontario, it's shit here, but I don't think the people at my school would do that.
She lived in Newfoundland at the time. I'm pretty sure there's more actual Canadians there than here so...
#313 - Elemental (04/05/2014) [-]
Big secret, Nobody outside of ontario actually likes ontario.
User avatar #302 - derkarus (04/05/2014) [-]
I'm in St. Thomas, I know your pain.
User avatar #270 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
From what I've heard, some parts of N.L are pretty shit-tier. The good parts of Ontario or B.C are probably the kinds of places you want to go to see the better parts of the Canadian lifestyle.
#271 - curtt (04/05/2014) [-]
British Columbian signing in.
#12 - Drake would have never been in the same class as Josh Unre… 04/04/2014 on I'm just like Drake 0
#91 - Do British people know about hispanics? Or are all their Mexic… 04/02/2014 on Jimmy Carr 0
#284 - My favourite rapper is Lil Wayne, but it's mind boggling that … 03/29/2014 on just eminem +3
#74 - peeing with my boy scott is funny, like gay **** close … 03/26/2014 on Cringe Compilation 12 +2
#58 - Not a big fan of witches, but yeah Asylum was my favorite as w… 03/26/2014 on Tumblr +1
#47 - I loved Asylum and Murder House but in coven it seems like the…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Tumblr +1
#56 - tvfreakuk (03/26/2014) [-]
Again, like I said; it was sort of the point.
It was a time in the Coven in which they are vulnerable, and practically on the verge of extinction; yet they were all constantly just looking out for themselves.
I felt it was meant to be a horror story with themes of betrayal, greed, vanity, and jealousy, and how it's detrimental to their very survival but they just keep doing it.

I just felt all of it was handled well in the reasoning behind it. It doesn't always work; like in Rob Zombie's Halloween - everyone is just a pervert and disgusting horrible person and you actually want them to die. Even Murder House kinda felt like this, but not on as extreme a scale as RZ's Halloween... I still really loved Murder House, but it just felt like an absolute clusterfuck of not just backstabbing people, but just insane off the handle fucked up people, and it was kind of disorienting was all. Still liked it though.
Asylum is honestly the best in my opinion though; based on characters, setting, narrative.
Not to mention each season on its own is completely beautifully and stylistically filmed; it's awesome.

Also Witches. Witches are awesome


Can't wait for 'Freak Show' though; it should be awesome
User avatar #58 - onceman (03/26/2014) [-]
Not a big fan of witches, but yeah Asylum was my favorite as well, I hated Tate in Murder House, freak show should be good though.
#43 - anybody else hate every other character in that show? (AHS Coven)  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Tumblr +1
#45 - tvfreakuk (03/26/2014) [-]
You shut your whore mouth!

jk, really most of the characters were pretty shitty backstabbing fucks; but that was kinda the point
User avatar #47 - onceman (03/26/2014) [-]
I loved Asylum and Murder House but in coven it seems like they really tried to make most the characters dispicable and it kinda radiates with femenism.
#56 - tvfreakuk (03/26/2014) [-]
Again, like I said; it was sort of the point.
It was a time in the Coven in which they are vulnerable, and practically on the verge of extinction; yet they were all constantly just looking out for themselves.
I felt it was meant to be a horror story with themes of betrayal, greed, vanity, and jealousy, and how it's detrimental to their very survival but they just keep doing it.

I just felt all of it was handled well in the reasoning behind it. It doesn't always work; like in Rob Zombie's Halloween - everyone is just a pervert and disgusting horrible person and you actually want them to die. Even Murder House kinda felt like this, but not on as extreme a scale as RZ's Halloween... I still really loved Murder House, but it just felt like an absolute clusterfuck of not just backstabbing people, but just insane off the handle fucked up people, and it was kind of disorienting was all. Still liked it though.
Asylum is honestly the best in my opinion though; based on characters, setting, narrative.
Not to mention each season on its own is completely beautifully and stylistically filmed; it's awesome.

Also Witches. Witches are awesome


Can't wait for 'Freak Show' though; it should be awesome
User avatar #58 - onceman (03/26/2014) [-]
Not a big fan of witches, but yeah Asylum was my favorite as well, I hated Tate in Murder House, freak show should be good though.
#12 - >swag simon >no friends pick one 03/22/2014 on Imagine watching these in a... +17
#36 - I lived in America and now live in Canada, kids in my school w… 03/22/2014 on I got bored 0
#96 - **** this generation this is the worst time to be a… 03/22/2014 on This gets to me 0
#56 - They're retarded, eat what's on the right to keep your health … 03/21/2014 on Eat Your Veggies 0
#44 - "you could fill your prisons with one particular racial g…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/19/2014 on 'Murica +10
User avatar #81 - rhetoricalfunny (03/19/2014) [-]
Let's take aboriginals in Canada for example and stop thinking that US is so different.

Here aboriginals represent 25% of the country's incarceration rate. For every 4 people incarcerated one is aboriginal.

Take a guess how much of our population is aboriginal? 10%? Nope. 5%? Not even that. Less than 3% of our population. It is a statistic impossibility for aboriginals to constitute an entire quarter of all crime in Canada, then why do aboriginals represent a quarter of our prisons? Why? Bitch you might not want to admit it but it's because the justice system is fuckin racist.

Over-representation and Systemic Racism are the two prominent terms to learn here.
#105 - statistic (03/19/2014) [-]
statistic impossibility???
i can deny this. everything is possible
User avatar #116 - thempc (03/19/2014) [-]
i think he meant extremely unlikely
User avatar #108 - rhetoricalfunny (03/19/2014) [-]
Considering the crime rate among Canadians
Not this.

But if you're talking about being able to do that one thing you want to do, totally.
#98 - anonymous (03/19/2014) [-]
Ever thought indigenous people just have a higher rate of crime?
User avatar #106 - rhetoricalfunny (03/19/2014) [-]
It is a statistic impossibility
Obviously there is a higher crime rate
But it is impossible for them to constitute 1/4 of all crime in Canada. While they compose barely 3% of its population.

To that end. The crime rate is a result of the residential school system, courtesy of, you guessed it, the Government of Canada.
User avatar #93 - Zyklone (03/19/2014) [-]
PWND
#62 - anonymous (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah because the whites forced them into poverty since slavery was abolished, you dumb ignorant fuck.
#58 - InflictorOfPain (03/19/2014) [-]
Ikr.
#51 - wyedaustin (03/19/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with above comment. Tis true, like it or not. If you asked what race is more likely to blow themselves up....Arabs are....tis true...doesn't make it a racist comment. Stating the obvious.
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#96 - anonymous (03/19/2014) [-]
idk how Muslim arabs do it, they must have massive balls...too bad they're splattered all over whatever wall they were near when said explosion happened...
#1456 - tfw no one else in FJ gets a fresh cut 03/18/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? 0
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#118 - He used to street perform. 03/17/2014 on Oops 0
#28 - Outkast and early Cash Money references I like this image. 03/16/2014 on You are not the father 02 +2

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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