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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:2/26/2015
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Comment Ranking:#7061
Highest Content Rank:#4645
Highest Comment Rank:#1564
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Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Total Comments Made:4705
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#12 - Drake would have never been in the same class as Josh Unre… 04/04/2014 on I'm just like Drake 0
#91 - Do British people know about hispanics? Or are all their Mexic… 04/02/2014 on Jimmy Carr 0
#284 - My favourite rapper is Lil Wayne, but it's mind boggling that … 03/29/2014 on just eminem +3
#74 - peeing with my boy scott is funny, like gay **** … 03/26/2014 on Cringe Compilation 12 +2
#58 - Not a big fan of witches, but yeah Asylum was my favorite as w… 03/26/2014 on Tumblr +1
#47 - I loved Asylum and Murder House but in coven it seems like the…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Tumblr +1
#56 - tvfreakuk (03/26/2014) [-]
Again, like I said; it was sort of the point.
It was a time in the Coven in which they are vulnerable, and practically on the verge of extinction; yet they were all constantly just looking out for themselves.
I felt it was meant to be a horror story with themes of betrayal, greed, vanity, and jealousy, and how it's detrimental to their very survival but they just keep doing it.

I just felt all of it was handled well in the reasoning behind it. It doesn't always work; like in Rob Zombie's Halloween - everyone is just a pervert and disgusting horrible person and you actually want them to die. Even Murder House kinda felt like this, but not on as extreme a scale as RZ's Halloween... I still really loved Murder House, but it just felt like an absolute clusterfuck of not just backstabbing people, but just insane off the handle fucked up people, and it was kind of disorienting was all. Still liked it though.
Asylum is honestly the best in my opinion though; based on characters, setting, narrative.
Not to mention each season on its own is completely beautifully and stylistically filmed; it's awesome.

Also Witches. Witches are awesome


Can't wait for 'Freak Show' though; it should be awesome
User avatar #58 - onceman (03/26/2014) [-]
Not a big fan of witches, but yeah Asylum was my favorite as well, I hated Tate in Murder House, freak show should be good though.
#43 - anybody else hate every other character in that show? (AHS Coven)  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Tumblr +1
#45 - tvfreakuk (03/26/2014) [-]
You shut your whore mouth!

jk, really most of the characters were pretty shitty backstabbing fucks; but that was kinda the point
User avatar #47 - onceman (03/26/2014) [-]
I loved Asylum and Murder House but in coven it seems like they really tried to make most the characters dispicable and it kinda radiates with femenism.
#56 - tvfreakuk (03/26/2014) [-]
Again, like I said; it was sort of the point.
It was a time in the Coven in which they are vulnerable, and practically on the verge of extinction; yet they were all constantly just looking out for themselves.
I felt it was meant to be a horror story with themes of betrayal, greed, vanity, and jealousy, and how it's detrimental to their very survival but they just keep doing it.

I just felt all of it was handled well in the reasoning behind it. It doesn't always work; like in Rob Zombie's Halloween - everyone is just a pervert and disgusting horrible person and you actually want them to die. Even Murder House kinda felt like this, but not on as extreme a scale as RZ's Halloween... I still really loved Murder House, but it just felt like an absolute clusterfuck of not just backstabbing people, but just insane off the handle fucked up people, and it was kind of disorienting was all. Still liked it though.
Asylum is honestly the best in my opinion though; based on characters, setting, narrative.
Not to mention each season on its own is completely beautifully and stylistically filmed; it's awesome.

Also Witches. Witches are awesome


Can't wait for 'Freak Show' though; it should be awesome
User avatar #58 - onceman (03/26/2014) [-]
Not a big fan of witches, but yeah Asylum was my favorite as well, I hated Tate in Murder House, freak show should be good though.
#12 - >swag simon >no friends pick one 03/22/2014 on Imagine watching these in a... +17
#36 - I lived in America and now live in Canada, kids in my school w… 03/22/2014 on I got bored 0
#96 - **** this generation this is the worst time t… 03/22/2014 on This gets to me 0
#56 - They're retarded, eat what's on the right to keep your health … 03/21/2014 on Eat Your Veggies 0
#44 - "you could fill your prisons with one particular racial g…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/19/2014 on 'Murica +10
User avatar #81 - rhetoricalfunny (03/19/2014) [-]
Let's take aboriginals in Canada for example and stop thinking that US is so different.

Here aboriginals represent 25% of the country's incarceration rate. For every 4 people incarcerated one is aboriginal.

Take a guess how much of our population is aboriginal? 10%? Nope. 5%? Not even that. Less than 3% of our population. It is a statistic impossibility for aboriginals to constitute an entire quarter of all crime in Canada, then why do aboriginals represent a quarter of our prisons? Why? Bitch you might not want to admit it but it's because the justice system is fuckin racist.

Over-representation and Systemic Racism are the two prominent terms to learn here.
#105 - statistic (03/19/2014) [-]
statistic impossibility???
i can deny this. everything is possible
User avatar #116 - thempc (03/19/2014) [-]
i think he meant extremely unlikely
User avatar #108 - rhetoricalfunny (03/19/2014) [-]
Considering the crime rate among Canadians
Not this.

But if you're talking about being able to do that one thing you want to do, totally.
#98 - anonexplains (03/19/2014) [-]
Ever thought indigenous people just have a higher rate of crime?
User avatar #106 - rhetoricalfunny (03/19/2014) [-]
It is a statistic impossibility
Obviously there is a higher crime rate
But it is impossible for them to constitute 1/4 of all crime in Canada. While they compose barely 3% of its population.

To that end. The crime rate is a result of the residential school system, courtesy of, you guessed it, the Government of Canada.
User avatar #93 - Zyklone (03/19/2014) [-]
PWND
#62 - anonexplains (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah because the whites forced them into poverty since slavery was abolished, you dumb ignorant fuck.
#58 - InflictorOfPain (03/19/2014) [-]
Ikr.
#51 - wyedaustin (03/19/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with above comment. Tis true, like it or not. If you asked what race is more likely to blow themselves up....Arabs are....tis true...doesn't make it a racist comment. Stating the obvious.
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#96 - anonexplains (03/19/2014) [-]
idk how Muslim arabs do it, they must have massive balls...too bad they're splattered all over whatever wall they were near when said explosion happened...
#1456 - tfw no one else in FJ gets a fresh cut 03/18/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? 0
#50 - Picture 03/18/2014 on Relevant +2
#118 - He used to street perform. 03/17/2014 on Oops 0
#28 - Outkast and early Cash Money references I like this image. 03/16/2014 on You are not the father 02 +2
#688 - This picture discriminates against people whose first and last… 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
#138 - Average feet, small hands, above average penis. 03/16/2014 on You what they say about big... 0
#46 - guys please I'm scared 03/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
#22 - what about biomedical?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #46 - onceman (03/16/2014) [-]
guys please I'm scared
#30 - It would seem obssessive if he was doing it himself. 03/15/2014 on Revenge is a dish best... +17
#99 - I liked Hank because he was the only remaining character with … 03/15/2014 on So creative +1
#43 - Hank was the best character  [+] (6 new replies) 03/14/2014 on So creative +2
User avatar #80 - spceinvdr (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm not sure, sometimes he could be frustrating because he shoved his dick in the way all the time. I didn't want him to die though, even if it was inevitable. I guess what they did with his character, having him become handicapped and stuff, was pretty great, added some salt to Hank.

I really like Jesse, but only because of his excessive use of the word bitch and some of the funny shit he does. Yeah i know, pretty immature. I really liked how Walt killed all the gang at the end with the trunk mounted trench gun. Some of the stuff that actually had to do with chemistry was interesting, like when they cooked in the Rv and he threw red phosphorous in the frying pan to escape
User avatar #99 - onceman (03/15/2014) [-]
I liked Hank because he was the only remaining character with integrity that wasn't whiny as hell.
User avatar #81 - spceinvdr (03/14/2014) [-]
*gang memebrs
User avatar #82 - spceinvdr (03/14/2014) [-]
** gang members

jesus i need to learn how to type
User avatar #67 - lotengo (03/14/2014) [-]
Hank evolved a lot, but i prefer. Even tough his personallity completely changed within a few episodes
#55 - anonexplains (03/14/2014) [-]
definitely the best
#79 - I believe this is fake as well, but what makes Justin Bieber's…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Oops 0
User avatar #117 - tanstin (03/16/2014) [-]
Justin bieber in his own, cannot sing, he retains no personal talent other than to be a public figure-head, he is the result of aggressive advertising and media endorsement, fawned by millions of teenage girls without having to put the slightest of effort into his work like every other man. Through autotune of course.
User avatar #118 - onceman (03/17/2014) [-]
He used to street perform.
Cry me a River - Justin Timberlake cover - Justin singing (Justin Bieber)
#51 - I live in Canada, I despise Chelsea for my own reasons, is it … 03/14/2014 on That's not Mos Eisley... 0

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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