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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#299 - Ah gotcha, thanks. 02/06/2014 on Bill Nye the "Are You... 0
#279 - Are hamster teeth considered sharp or just really strong?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Bill Nye the "Are You... +1
User avatar #296 - adtrfreak (02/06/2014) [-]
Rodents have strong teeth that can be sharp depending on habitat. EX: Beavers are strong and fairly sharp because they need to chew through wood.
User avatar #299 - onceman (02/06/2014) [-]
Ah gotcha, thanks.
#178 - Hamilton, Ontario. 02/05/2014 on Canada 2 0
#104 - This is accurate, they know **** all about world … 02/05/2014 on How Canadians see the world 0
#126 - yeah cause sexism can only be against women.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Tumblr Comp Part 5 +3
User avatar #142 - clockworkhearts (02/05/2014) [-]
Lets be real though it's mainly against women
#148 - ZTerminator (02/05/2014) [-]
I'm a man who discovered the wheel, and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.
#159 - I live in Canada and if you want an image of a word 'scum' you…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Canada 2 0
User avatar #175 - phoenix grinder (02/05/2014) [-]
your tepid ambiguity does nothing but serve Canada general bad image. specify or clam up
User avatar #178 - onceman (02/05/2014) [-]
Hamilton, Ontario.
#182 - I like the cold weather, but when it gets too cold it's just r… 02/04/2014 on Tumblr Comp Part 3 0
#51 - I feel you it's the exact same with me, but maybe not as strong 02/04/2014 on Childhood Dampering 0
#18 - sam and dean definitely watched the game  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Pornhub 0
User avatar #20 - icameheretotroll (02/04/2014) [-]
They were busy fucking hunting a werewolf
#29 - ...I think so 02/04/2014 on Childhood Dampering +1
#27 - Am I the only one that didn't feel anything when his/her paren…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Childhood Dampering +1
User avatar #49 - drunkasaurus (02/04/2014) [-]
So much horrible shit has happened in my family and I've never felt anything. It's really unsettling to me that I'm so emotionless. But the fact that being emotionless makes me so unsettled is making me think that I'm just a normal person with very deep-seated subconscious feelings. I figure if I was a crazy sociopath I wouldn't care about not feeling anything, or maybe I would just pretend to feel things instead. Plus I don't ever want to hurt anyone or do any bad things so I think that's what's important about someone's personality, not how much sadness they feel.
If that made any sense... Idk. I worry about shit like this a lot because I feel like I should be more sad than I am but I mostly just don't care about any thing that happens to me.
#74 - Womens Study Major (02/04/2014) [-]
As someone who was unlucky enough to inherit a plethora of mental and emotional problems from their awful family, count yourself lucky that just hearing people argue isn't enough hurl you head first into a wall of depression and unfortunate memories
User avatar #51 - onceman (02/04/2014) [-]
I feel you it's the exact same with me, but maybe not as strong
#28 - nightlynutria (02/04/2014) [-]
I didnt feel anything either, are we broken?
#44 - jonathankitty (02/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 - brokded (02/04/2014) [-]
Not broken. Empty
User avatar #29 - onceman (02/04/2014) [-]
...I think so
#72 - Really one of my favourite actors, I loved him. My favouri… 02/03/2014 on R.I.P +1
#57 - You ****** don't know loyalty like them 02/03/2014 on real friends 0
#72 - If you're hispanic, you know your family has no limits to how … 02/03/2014 on Tumblr part 1 +1
#44 - last year it was beyonce, another pop sensation, and 10 years …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on I wish this was the half... 0
User avatar #48 - halor (02/03/2014) [-]
wasn't 10 years ago nipplegate?
#45 - "fun"  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on So cute 0
#48 - fordun (02/03/2014) [-]
Good conversation isn't fun?
#137 - "It's ******* ***** being scott…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on Fuck u England 0
User avatar #144 - deadnanners (02/03/2014) [-]
jim sterling was right
#52 - >kettlebell master race I'm too poor to affo… 02/02/2014 on Don't Be.....(Gym edition OC) 0
#59 - think that's terrifying? Look up supermumery teeth 02/02/2014 on WHAT THE FUCK!!! 0
#42 - Fans that look up too him would realize his personality is dif… 02/01/2014 on THE GREAT PHILOSOPHER 0
#68 - I lived in palm beach florida and they would blindly refer to … 01/31/2014 on Politics 0
#35 - by underaged urban thugs I meant ****** , spics, a…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Politics 0
User avatar #37 - Nullifier (01/30/2014) [-]
...and they're against abortion? Most urban youth sympathize with liberal ideals.
#51 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [-]
They like the welfare benefits the left offers, but on guns and gay dudes they could not be more against them.
User avatar #52 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
...Well for one, guns are a conservative thing and gays are a liberal thing. Another, i'm just saying straight up: most urban youth sympathize with liberal ideas.
#53 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [-]
I'm saying urban kids don't usually support gun control and are extremely homophobic. The only real liberal ideals they seem to support are more government assistance. They classify themselves as liberals sure, but if you were to give them a political alignment test they would almost assuredly be placed right in most cases.
User avatar #60 - timmywankenobi (01/31/2014) [-]
the fact you say urban youth in that way proves you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
User avatar #71 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
was that directed at me?
User avatar #73 - timmywankenobi (01/31/2014) [-]
only if you were anon.
User avatar #74 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
oh. You mentioned "urban youth" but i was the one that used that term.

just a bit of confusion, my bad.
User avatar #54 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
I live in the chicagoland area, and in my experience I actually haven't seen much homophobia in urban youth.
User avatar #68 - onceman (01/31/2014) [-]
I lived in palm beach florida and they would blindly refer to the bible against gays a lot
#57 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [-]
I live in miami and briefly lived in NYC, and literally none of the urban kids would even let a gay dude walk through "their" neighborhood. It could very well be different in other cities, but from what i've seen and heard from other people it seems to be the case that they don't like gays.
User avatar #58 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
Huh. Here in Chiraq it seems kids are more worried about not dying.
#26 - I did say she's pretty I would gladly do her.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on yes please +2
#29 - foxluna (01/30/2014) [-]
#31 - The thing about political parties that really pisses me off is…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Politics 0
User avatar #33 - Nullifier (01/30/2014) [-]
...they did?
User avatar #35 - onceman (01/30/2014) [-]
by underaged urban thugs I meant niggas, spics, and wiggas
User avatar #37 - Nullifier (01/30/2014) [-]
...and they're against abortion? Most urban youth sympathize with liberal ideals.
#51 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [-]
They like the welfare benefits the left offers, but on guns and gay dudes they could not be more against them.
User avatar #52 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
...Well for one, guns are a conservative thing and gays are a liberal thing. Another, i'm just saying straight up: most urban youth sympathize with liberal ideas.
#53 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [-]
I'm saying urban kids don't usually support gun control and are extremely homophobic. The only real liberal ideals they seem to support are more government assistance. They classify themselves as liberals sure, but if you were to give them a political alignment test they would almost assuredly be placed right in most cases.
User avatar #60 - timmywankenobi (01/31/2014) [-]
the fact you say urban youth in that way proves you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
User avatar #71 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
was that directed at me?
User avatar #73 - timmywankenobi (01/31/2014) [-]
only if you were anon.
User avatar #74 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
oh. You mentioned "urban youth" but i was the one that used that term.

just a bit of confusion, my bad.
User avatar #54 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
I live in the chicagoland area, and in my experience I actually haven't seen much homophobia in urban youth.
User avatar #68 - onceman (01/31/2014) [-]
I lived in palm beach florida and they would blindly refer to the bible against gays a lot
#57 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [-]
I live in miami and briefly lived in NYC, and literally none of the urban kids would even let a gay dude walk through "their" neighborhood. It could very well be different in other cities, but from what i've seen and heard from other people it seems to be the case that they don't like gays.
User avatar #58 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
Huh. Here in Chiraq it seems kids are more worried about not dying.
#20 - She's pretty, but have any of you taken a close look at her? L…  [+] (22 new replies) 01/30/2014 on yes please +19
User avatar #91 - geofalke (01/31/2014) [-]
it's BECAUSE she's not overwhelmingly hot, giving her an air of attainability and making fantasies seem a bit more realistic plus I have a HUGE thing for personalities
#94 - orikanyo (01/31/2014) [-]
using this in all seriousness.
#90 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [-]
people jumping on the bandwagon
User avatar #89 - sursum (01/31/2014) [-]
Look, a lot of these blokes grew up watching her, so let them have this.
User avatar #55 - pulluspardus (01/31/2014) [-]
Because there are a lot of people that like a girl with a personality.
shocking?
#60 - iworkforlaughs (01/31/2014) [-]
They just want to bone her cause she was in the Potter books. No one knows her personality.
#59 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [-]
You went to school with hundreds of those. Why is this one special?
#78 - pulluspardus (01/31/2014) [-]
I went to school with sluts, I'm surrounded by sluts on a daily basis, I slept with only sluts my whole life.
I'm a grown man, I rather have a mature woman rather than a fuck buddy.
User avatar #33 - fuzzyballs (01/31/2014) [-]
people want what they can't have
and in their fantasies, she won't turn them down like you know... real girls
User avatar #32 - byobgraffpro (01/31/2014) [-]
I think shes hot because I grew up at the same pace as her. I had the biggest crush on her when I was little, then idk she got older and so did I and I still think shes hot. kinda hard to explain, she is average, but in a really hot way I guess
User avatar #30 - Sethorein (01/31/2014) [-]
statistics state we prefer average girls to crazy models...
#46 - lasmamoe (01/31/2014) [-]
That's true.
That's also why it is partially an empty statement when people say
"Models are too skinny. I want a real woman/man"
When in reality it's just because people subconsciously lower their own expectations to a point where an average person seem more attractive than a super model.
#70 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2014) [-]
Jesus christ look at those arms, they're just skin and bone. She looks so fragile and Ethiopian. *but not as dark*
#62 - thebestpieever (01/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, dude, when we say that we don't mean like... literally skinny models. That women you posted is a little too skinny but still hot. We mean this.
#73 - stardustdragonlord (01/31/2014) [-]
actually that middle ones not that bad
#28 - Womens Study Major (01/30/2014) [-]
Easy there, ButtHurt McGee. Who cares if other guys "worship" her as you say? I'm not a devout fan but she definitely is very good looking. She's no goddess but, cmon, there's no need to be a dick about it.
#23 - fuckyosixtyminutes (01/30/2014) [-]
#21 - xfrankie (01/30/2014) [-]
Like you wouldn't do her...
#27 - Womens Study Major (01/30/2014) [-]
He never said he wouldn't do her, not once. He said that she isn't that hot, and I do agree (she is beautiful and very pretty, and a great actress), but I find Scarlett Johansson hotter, by far.
User avatar #41 - nibbero (01/31/2014) [-]
Why not both?

At the same time...
User avatar #26 - onceman (01/30/2014) [-]
I did say she's pretty I would gladly do her.
#29 - foxluna (01/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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