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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#19 - I think she looks like a pretty blob fish 01/28/2014 on When i try to socialize 0
#161 - past 20s as in your past your twenties, sorry for the misunderstanding 01/27/2014 on Willie FUCKING Nelson +2
#138 - "(past 20s I'd say)"  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Willie FUCKING Nelson 0
User avatar #142 - gmarrox (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, as in under 20, it's okay. But yes, i am under 30.
User avatar #161 - onceman (01/27/2014) [-]
past 20s as in your past your twenties, sorry for the misunderstanding
#131 - so you're under 30?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Willie FUCKING Nelson 0
User avatar #132 - gmarrox (01/27/2014) [-]
You're original post said under 20.
User avatar #138 - onceman (01/27/2014) [-]
"(past 20s I'd say)"
User avatar #142 - gmarrox (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, as in under 20, it's okay. But yes, i am under 30.
User avatar #161 - onceman (01/27/2014) [-]
past 20s as in your past your twenties, sorry for the misunderstanding
User avatar #133 - gmarrox (01/27/2014) [-]
your*
User avatar #274 - gmarrox (01/28/2014) [-]
why am I getting thumbed down for correcting my own mistake?
#100 - Good point  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Willie FUCKING Nelson +1
#101 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2014) [-]
I blame the consevitards for keeping it illegal. They're everything wrong with this fucking country. Just watch, they'll lose the elections this year, and then we can greatly reduce the military and use the money saved from that to other things. I don't give a fuck what happens to those welfare queens, they were stupid enough to join.
#121 - eatthepolarbears (01/27/2014) [-]
Blaming one side over the other is the problem your retard
#97 - If you're fully grown (past 20s I'd say) and chronically smoke…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Willie FUCKING Nelson +2
#113 - gmarrox (01/27/2014) [-]
Or you just like smoking weed and have enough of it to smoke on the regular. I go to all my college classes high and so far I'm making straight A's this semester in my CS and calculus courses.
User avatar #131 - onceman (01/27/2014) [-]
so you're under 30?
User avatar #132 - gmarrox (01/27/2014) [-]
You're original post said under 20.
User avatar #138 - onceman (01/27/2014) [-]
"(past 20s I'd say)"
User avatar #142 - gmarrox (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, as in under 20, it's okay. But yes, i am under 30.
User avatar #161 - onceman (01/27/2014) [-]
past 20s as in your past your twenties, sorry for the misunderstanding
User avatar #133 - gmarrox (01/27/2014) [-]
your*
User avatar #274 - gmarrox (01/28/2014) [-]
why am I getting thumbed down for correcting my own mistake?
#110 - dontknowmeatall (01/27/2014) [-]
don't you mean "and"?
#98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2014) [-]
Nah, you're either a celebrity or a hero to the people for defying the tyranny of the government!
User avatar #100 - onceman (01/27/2014) [-]
Good point
#101 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2014) [-]
I blame the consevitards for keeping it illegal. They're everything wrong with this fucking country. Just watch, they'll lose the elections this year, and then we can greatly reduce the military and use the money saved from that to other things. I don't give a fuck what happens to those welfare queens, they were stupid enough to join.
#121 - eatthepolarbears (01/27/2014) [-]
Blaming one side over the other is the problem your retard
#56 - " ******* quiet" was that pun i… 01/27/2014 on phonin and moanin +1
#110 - Colombian Pride! Born there and lived there till I was sev… 01/26/2014 on Top Ten Serial Killers +1
#294 - I'm more annoyed by the canadians as polite jokes and posts th… 01/26/2014 on How is he Canadian? 0
#78364 - ADMIN PLS PLAY APPROACHING NIRVANA 01/26/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#78114 - AND I SAID HEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 01/26/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#77958 - I'VE HAD A SEIZURE BUT I DON'T CARE THIS BACKGROUND IS GREAT 01/26/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#52 - Damn this made me feel bad for wanting to commit suicide and I…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on Don't Do it +1
User avatar #88 - twistedwoodthing (01/25/2014) [-]
Good for you!
#37 - Somebody has no friends or family to invite over 01/25/2014 on Gaming Couple FTW -1
#37 - I knew it was a state, didn't know the flag, thank you 01/22/2014 on See the "C" Countries 0
#22 - What is the country next to Croatia?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2014 on See the "C" Countries 0
#27 - demonfighter (01/22/2014) [-]
Cyprus, it's an island south of turkey although it is a member of the EU.
User avatar #37 - onceman (01/22/2014) [-]
I knew it was a state, didn't know the flag, thank you
#116 - If you need heavy duty help around the house, expect the "…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on shape -4
User avatar #315 - dross (01/22/2014) [-]
Are you kidding? Function guy got his body from shifting natural stone blocks or sacks of cement. Not from being in the gym twice a day.
#54 - >implying he's not out of her league 01/22/2014 on Emma Watsons new boyfriend +1
#17 - Question, is that sulfur? 01/19/2014 on match lighting 0
#21 - Ireland is the country mainly associated with potatoes, litera… 01/19/2014 on Typical Irish man in november 0
#27 - you lost your touch man 01/19/2014 on smokers, goddamn it +2
#24 - I noticed  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2014 on smokers, goddamn it 0
#26 - RedHulk (01/19/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Under the Sea ** You sassy whore.
#28 - RedHulk (01/19/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Smurf me harder ** *humping a dead dog*
User avatar #27 - onceman (01/19/2014) [-]
you lost your touch man
#20 - I'm getting suspicious or you're really lucky at rolling "…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/19/2014 on smokers, goddamn it +2
#23 - RedHulk (01/19/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #429 at (1) ** Yes just Very lucky....i fucked up with the spelling wit the comment i deleted.
User avatar #24 - onceman (01/19/2014) [-]
I noticed
#26 - RedHulk (01/19/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Under the Sea ** You sassy whore.
#28 - RedHulk (01/19/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Smurf me harder ** *humping a dead dog*
User avatar #27 - onceman (01/19/2014) [-]
you lost your touch man
#21 - RedHulk has deleted their comment.
#4 - What if you're as tall as where the camera is in the "art…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on 3 Types of Photographers In... +3
#5 - loneranger (01/19/2014) [-]
I just wanted to respond to your avatar.
#8 - It's so people don't get confused and miss the joke, cause if … 01/19/2014 on Noon-thirty +2
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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