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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:9/21/2014
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Content Ranking:#13815
Comment Ranking:#2561
Highest Content Rank:#4645
Highest Comment Rank:#1564
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Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#59 - I find it cleans stains very well (or maybe just blood stains … 01/16/2014 on Blood and Hydrogen Peroxide 0
#66 - n terms of lyric meaning and substance, I agree with imcadence… 01/16/2014 on mula baby, wizzy 0
#65 - Comment deleted 01/16/2014 on mula baby, wizzy 0
#64 - this is more than decent 01/16/2014 on mula baby, wizzy 0
#63 - this (Lil Wayne) song is so powerful and if this Dr. B…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/16/2014 on mula baby, wizzy -2
User avatar #84 - loneranger (01/16/2014) [-]
I saw your avatar and all I have to say is Echte Liebe, BVB. That is all.
#67 - wumbus (01/16/2014) [-]
THANK YOU! people just think because lil' wayne's music sucks now that he's always been a fag... not true. I feel like people forget that he grew up with actually nothing. Money changes everyone though, it's a shame he lost his old self.
User avatar #79 - hashtronaut (01/16/2014) [-]
IMHO He's been wack since hot boyz...and only got worse.
User avatar #69 - onceman (01/16/2014) [-]
It wasn't the money as much as just the fact that he lost his drive and motivation to be the best, the carter 3 put him on top and then No Ceilings was great, but not his best for a mixtape, and Carter IV was decent, his work has noticeably gone downhill. But there are WAY worst rappers, I already consider Weezy a legend, when people look at his legacy, they'll just look at his stuff from his prime.
User avatar #86 - weirdojones (01/16/2014) [-]
No ceilings solidified weezy as a top tier rapper in my eyes.
User avatar #91 - onceman (01/16/2014) [-]
It was dope, but doesn't compare to Da Drought 3 or Dedication 2
User avatar #92 - weirdojones (01/16/2014) [-]
Nothing compares to dedication 2
#36 - This is one of the best tumblr posts I have seen 01/16/2014 on Tumblr in a nutshell 0
#266 - Same, I lived in Florida and now live in Canada,and the math i… 01/16/2014 on Lock code 0
#97 - Well it's pretty old, and if you'd care too I can name a lot o… 01/13/2014 on I died laughing lol +1
#95 - Maybe cause it's so overused, wasn't even funny when I first h…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2014 on I died laughing lol 0
#96 - neptunetouranus (01/13/2014) [-]
This is literally the 2nd time ive ever seen this used about lil wayne, the first time was on the site i took it from
User avatar #97 - onceman (01/13/2014) [-]
Well it's pretty old, and if you'd care too I can name a lot of (more recent) songs in which he doesn't rhyme nigga with nigga or even says the word
#90 - Lil Wayne's first solo studio album that came out aroun 1999 h…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2014 on I died laughing lol 0
#94 - neptunetouranus (01/13/2014) [-]
What about the rest of the albums, and if you take this shit seriously why are you on the site? its called FUNNYJUNK for funny stuff and jokes, not needstobecorrectjunk
User avatar #95 - onceman (01/13/2014) [-]
Maybe cause it's so overused, wasn't even funny when I first heard it back when I didn't like wayne.
#96 - neptunetouranus (01/13/2014) [-]
This is literally the 2nd time ive ever seen this used about lil wayne, the first time was on the site i took it from
User avatar #97 - onceman (01/13/2014) [-]
Well it's pretty old, and if you'd care too I can name a lot of (more recent) songs in which he doesn't rhyme nigga with nigga or even says the word
#88 - That Lil Wayne quote is on the song President Carter, which wa… 01/13/2014 on I died laughing lol 0
#96 - That's what's wrong with these scumbags, marijuana may not be … 01/12/2014 on blaze it +1
#107 - That Miguel picture is a lot funnier if you know what happened. 01/12/2014 on Captain Photoshop 0
#74 - I live in Canada and everyone I walk by always keeps to themse… 01/12/2014 on Canada 0
#72 - Do you all just ignore southern Ontario, like do you not consi… 01/12/2014 on Canada 0
#25 - This person though he/she was being so smart by correcting the… 01/10/2014 on ヽ(。_°)ノ 0
#33 - Takes some performing and stage abilities to audition and be i…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on Anxiety 0
User avatar #93 - neutralgray (01/10/2014) [-]
"people don't care if you make mistakes at an award receiving"

Most of us logically understand that. It doesn't make us feel any less anxious about fucking it up, though.
#29 - I really doubt she has any anxiety in that situation consideri…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Anxiety +18
User avatar #34 - riathewolf (01/10/2014) [-]
"A moment of"

Anyone can have a moment of self-doubt.
User avatar #31 - DrollHumor (01/10/2014) [-]
Well she is human, plus when she's acting there's a script and a camera. Up there, she has no script besides the speech she may or may not have written, and thousands of eyes on her.
User avatar #33 - onceman (01/10/2014) [-]
Takes some performing and stage abilities to audition and be in acting school or plays (if she was)
Plus people don't care if you make mistakes at an award receiving
User avatar #93 - neutralgray (01/10/2014) [-]
"people don't care if you make mistakes at an award receiving"

Most of us logically understand that. It doesn't make us feel any less anxious about fucking it up, though.
#86 - Wait why does Aaron Carter still have any relevance whatsoever?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on (untitled) +7
#89 - clifford (01/10/2014) [-]
I didn't even know that was Aaron Carter until you pointed that out.
#168 - You can tell 75% of those girls' idol is Jennifer Lawrence … 01/10/2014 on Toddlers & Terrors +1
#132 - That ***** tape look wack doe 01/09/2014 on Good guy Tony Stark -4
#131 - Wtf are you implying you didn't know him before? He has a real…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Good guy Tony Stark 0
User avatar #167 - BubsyB (01/09/2014) [-]
Nah I think I have seen him but never really noticed him.
#104 - My penis too come out of my bellybutton 01/08/2014 on Grand Canyon +58
#92 - Spiderman is GOAT Marvel hero. 01/08/2014 on Super Heroes/Villains... 0
#42 - money and origami 01/06/2014 on Money, bitches! +1
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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