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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#10 - Some of the shittiest scumbags I know live in Canada  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on Canada -1
User avatar #11 - pseudobob (11/26/2013) [-]
sorry
#8 - When I was a child I always thought Cyclops was the x-men lead…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/26/2013 on X-Men +13
#61 - notouchingrequired (11/26/2013) [-]
And you'd be right. But Jackman's character was so great they decided to start shifting the leadership towards him little by little every movie. Sadly these movies would have been so much better if they didn't try to give it their own "spin" on things
#19 - mbasm (11/26/2013) [-]
Wolverine was ASKED to be a leader of the group, but since he disappears alot cause he has to handle life issues (The dude has been around for a few thousand years and has more than a few demons to sort out), squads were lead by Storm and Cyclops mostly.

Wolverine later leads a squad, but it's mostly his squad of his own choosing.
User avatar #26 - megatrondecepticon (11/26/2013) [-]
he's not thousands of years old. but he's old.
User avatar #22 - zomaru (11/26/2013) [-]
Dude, he was born when Canada was Canada, so he can't be more then 200 years old.
#15 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
he is. but the movie adaptation kinda snuffed his char when jean died and even her char was reimagined too kinda dissapointing imo.
User avatar #16 - onceman (11/26/2013) [-]
Yeah he was always more charismatic than Wolverine
User avatar #13 - holycrapimacupcake (11/26/2013) [-]
Notice how the team kinda fell apart when Scott died in X3?
#12 - kanali (11/26/2013) [-]
He is. Traditionally, Wolverine is pretty easily replaced by any tracker or brick, Cyclops is kind of irreplaceable.
User avatar #9 - YourLordAndMaster (11/26/2013) [-]
He is the leader
#196 - I think I'm well past my edgy phase. It's all about sympathy, … 11/26/2013 on Being Alpha +2
#33 - Bullshit you knew damn well about it, you just forgot. 11/26/2013 on Due Tomorrow 0
#21 - Colombian pride 11/23/2013 on Loki's Musical Taste 0
#70 - sums up 80% of funnyjunk, everyone more popular or attractive …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on 49 States +1
User avatar #71 - xdeathspawnx (11/23/2013) [-]
yeah totally, and the only reason girls don't like me is that I'm too nice.
#9 - I don't study for tests ever, I have above class average in al… 11/18/2013 on When we pass a test we... 0
#97 - a ya veo, gracias 11/18/2013 on Is of world 0
#91 - I'm Colombian, but can somebody explain colombia to me?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2013 on Is of world 0
#96 - jowan (11/18/2013) [-]
Uribe y Santos son perras de Obama, hacen todo lo que ese tipo les diga y gracias a el TLC y las condiciones que puso USA es que hay tanto paro acá.
User avatar #97 - onceman (11/18/2013) [-]
a ya veo, gracias
#96 - Ok, say I was, what would that make me? What would be the problem? 11/18/2013 on Swaggot 0
#40 - What do "swaggots" have to do with it? You obssessed bruh? 11/17/2013 on Swaggot 0
#51 - Why do white people insist on having these huge backbags? Wlik…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2013 on The variety of the younger... 0
#68 - afireinsidebrad (11/17/2013) [-]
i had to have a big backpack in High School, i had all 4 core classes in one day, every other day so i had 4 large binders and at least 2 textbooks to lug around
User avatar #59 - jackknapp (11/17/2013) [-]
Because y'know, its only white people.
#65 - Spiderman is easily the bigger/ most important/ best marvel su…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/17/2013 on The pressure of being a... 0
#99 - funnyjunking (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #86 - williamzanziger (11/17/2013) [-]
not even, cap and Iron man are the best thats why they both led a faction during Civil war
User avatar #79 - captainstinkypinky (11/17/2013) [-]
Apparently spiderman isn't that important..... since they killed off peter parker in the comics.....

Although, I do have to say, Doc Ock is surprisingly decent as Spider-man
User avatar #84 - raamageddon (11/17/2013) [-]
Wait. Are you serious?

Did he actually die?
User avatar #85 - captainstinkypinky (11/17/2013) [-]
To my knowledge, yeah. But, don't fret, I'm confident he'll be back eventually. Nobody stays dead in comics.

except uncle ben
User avatar #92 - ditzyderpydoo (11/17/2013) [-]
No hes dead, doc oc took his place, and by place, i mean he now inhabits his body, parkers conciousness was in doctor octopuses body and hes suuuuuper dead now. The doctor got parkers memories and vows to be a BETTER spider man.
User avatar #93 - captainstinkypinky (11/17/2013) [-]
So Parker won't be back in the foreseeable future? To be honest, I've not really been reading since a bit before Parker 'died', so I've not really seen too much of Doc Ock as spider-man. I hear he gets shit done though.
User avatar #94 - ditzyderpydoo (11/17/2013) [-]
He does, but hes not the same, hes more serious.
User avatar #95 - captainstinkypinky (11/17/2013) [-]
That's good, in my opinion, at least. I've always thought Spider-man was too quippy.
#72 - PVTDickStryker (11/17/2013) [-]
Then I guess there isnt much to see in Marvel
#63 - Picture 11/17/2013 on I like trains +9
#39 - When I first saw this episode, I fucking died laughing at this part. 11/17/2013 on Black Mothers +1
#196 - 5 songs? I'm sorry, but my attention span isn't that bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on Makes JB look like a brick... 0
User avatar #209 - ivoryhammer (11/15/2013) [-]
It's a wannabe troll, don't bother wasting time on it
#193 - I'm not a huge fan of Pink Floyd though. I actually don't list…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Makes JB look like a brick... 0
User avatar #195 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
yeah sure, go back on it now.
User avatar #196 - onceman (11/15/2013) [-]
5 songs? I'm sorry, but my attention span isn't that bad.
User avatar #209 - ivoryhammer (11/15/2013) [-]
It's a wannabe troll, don't bother wasting time on it
#190 - I'm mostly a hip hop fan, I only like 5 pink floyd songs at mo…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Makes JB look like a brick... 0
#191 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
>hip hop and pink floyd

fucking disgusting, go back to middle school
User avatar #193 - onceman (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm not a huge fan of Pink Floyd though. I actually don't listen to them at all.
User avatar #195 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
yeah sure, go back on it now.
User avatar #196 - onceman (11/15/2013) [-]
5 songs? I'm sorry, but my attention span isn't that bad.
User avatar #209 - ivoryhammer (11/15/2013) [-]
It's a wannabe troll, don't bother wasting time on it
#178 - The Dark Side of the Moon in one of the most popular albums of…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Makes JB look like a brick... 0
User avatar #189 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
It's also overrated as shit

I mean it's like got one good song on it
User avatar #190 - onceman (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm mostly a hip hop fan, I only like 5 pink floyd songs at most to be honest
#191 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
>hip hop and pink floyd

fucking disgusting, go back to middle school
User avatar #193 - onceman (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm not a huge fan of Pink Floyd though. I actually don't listen to them at all.
User avatar #195 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
yeah sure, go back on it now.
User avatar #196 - onceman (11/15/2013) [-]
5 songs? I'm sorry, but my attention span isn't that bad.
User avatar #209 - ivoryhammer (11/15/2013) [-]
It's a wannabe troll, don't bother wasting time on it
#29 - I live in Ontario and he are some of the shittiest roads and r… 11/13/2013 on IRA -1
#162 - >being 12 >not understanding subtle humour 11/12/2013 on Pocket Sand ™ 0
#159 - I call porcelain cups "mugs" 11/11/2013 on America and British... 0
#74 - one of the* 11/11/2013 on Giving head for the first time 0
#73 - She's only of the worst frequent viners  [+] (5 new replies) 11/11/2013 on Giving head for the first time +6
User avatar #91 - Leopard (11/11/2013) [-]
Yet this got front page?
User avatar #152 - Mesmus (11/11/2013) [-]
You must be new here.jpg
User avatar #164 - Leopard (11/11/2013) [-]
My name's blue too
#79 - xxitzchubbsxx (11/11/2013) [-]
she really is, haven't seen a single one of hers i liked, they are all shit.
User avatar #74 - onceman (11/11/2013) [-]
one of the*
#78 - Comment deleted 11/11/2013 on Music Trivia 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i fucking love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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