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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#144 - so 09/10/2013 on Seriously.... +1
#142 - you're  [+] (15 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Seriously.... +2
#149 - drakevil (09/10/2013) [-]
Sorry, but my beard says otherwise.

Here, for your butthurt.
#155 - Leopard (09/10/2013) [-]
Your beard.
User avatar #157 - drakevil (09/10/2013) [-]
Sir, your attempts to trolling are failing miserably.

Please, try again later our call one of our attendants and see if they give a fuck.

Thank you and come again.
User avatar #160 - Leopard (09/10/2013) [-]
Or you could have just taken a pic of your bread to prove me wrong.
#165 - drakevil (09/10/2013) [-]
There.

Only photo i have it, and it's 1:00 AM in here, so i will not take a new pho
User avatar #187 - Leopard (09/10/2013) [-]
Thats not a bread. Thats a goatee.
Man your old as fuck, why are you even arguing on a kiddie website like this.
User avatar #205 - drakevil (09/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, everybody thinks i'm old, but in fact i'm just 25.

It's all the effect of sleepless nights in front of the computer, a job that will make me have a heart attack before i make 30 and early baldness.
User avatar #206 - Leopard (09/11/2013) [-]
yikes, whats that job?
User avatar #207 - drakevil (09/12/2013) [-]
I think the word for that in english is forwarding agent. We work with paperwork from DMV. There are days that makes hell sound adorable.
#195 - smileulz (09/10/2013) [-]
how old is too old to be on FunnyJunk?
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#147 - drakevil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #148 - onceman (09/10/2013) [-]
i like beards and am currently working on mine, but that statement is really ignorant
#150 - drakevil (09/10/2013) [-]
#145 - drakevil has deleted their comment.
#12 - One of the best comedies in recent times 09/09/2013 on Have fun at McDonalds 0
#28 - holy **** I was actually just reading this, I kne…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on Feminazi Issues -2
User avatar #31 - komandantmirkoo (09/09/2013) [-]
oh yeah. believing or not believing in something makes you instantly smarter.
both sides have idiots. deal with it.
#25 - oh yeah, and he's so smart too, I remember when he said that J…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Feminazi Issues +7
User avatar #26 - yutdollacwwwthree (09/09/2013) [-]
encyclopediadramatica.se/TheAmazingAtheist

This actually does a good job summing him up
User avatar #28 - onceman (09/09/2013) [-]
holy fuck I was actually just reading this, I knew he was fucking stupid, but now...
oh my god, makes me kinda glad I'm Catholic.
User avatar #31 - komandantmirkoo (09/09/2013) [-]
oh yeah. believing or not believing in something makes you instantly smarter.
both sides have idiots. deal with it.
#53 - fair enough I guess 09/09/2013 on Such title 0
#51 - but why? it can be done by anybody, no matter how bad at actua…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Such title 0
User avatar #52 - leobreacker (09/09/2013) [-]
I don't care as long as it make's me laugh. It's simple, short and hilarious.
User avatar #53 - onceman (09/09/2013) [-]
fair enough I guess
#47 - know your meme is not the right source for this particular &qu… 09/09/2013 on Such title +1
#73 - no you just spend all that time compating yourself to america … 09/09/2013 on 'Murica 0
#109 - well sorry, I just feel it's a comedic cop out. 09/08/2013 on wow. such majestic. much... -1
#16 - You're right, here you have to wait a long ass ******* … 09/08/2013 on Tumblr Canada 0
#36 - this "meme" is so ******* forced, and c…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2013 on wow. such majestic. much... -3
#79 - doesthislookunsure (09/08/2013) [-]
I find it funny, because we all have different opinions.
User avatar #109 - onceman (09/08/2013) [-]
well sorry, I just feel it's a comedic cop out.
#58 - Bacon's kinda overrated, it only tastes good when its cooked well.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2013 on Filthy liars. +4
#100 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
As does any food, dumbass.
User avatar #101 - onceman (09/14/2013) [-]
by cooked well I meant cooked in one certain way, any other way it tastes bad, also, there's vegetables, and pastries so no not any food, dumbass.
#18 - It's an implied face, because given the situation, one could i… 09/08/2013 on Anon has an eye test 0
#279 - guy in Portugal is Colombian, James Rodriguez, scored for Port… 09/07/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 2) +1
#36 - Holy **** this made me laugh, guess reading this … 09/07/2013 on Comic +5
#39 - ******* love the fountain 09/07/2013 on Truth Has Been Spoken 0
#235 - it originates from Canada and it's mostly found in the norther…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on Brief Canadian history 0
#236 - dcrosby (09/07/2013) [-]
no way I'm from Florida too. I first found Tim Hortans in Maine
#98 - Oh okay well sorry for insulting you. 09/06/2013 on Brief Canadian history +1
#93 - rdobet is stupid, it's like Canadian Dunkin Donuts except Cana…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Brief Canadian history 0
#112 - dcrosby (09/06/2013) [-]
actually Tim Hortons is international since we have several of them in America
User avatar #235 - onceman (09/07/2013) [-]
it originates from Canada and it's mostly found in the northern U.S. I lived in Florida and didn't know what it was until I moved here. A large part of the people that go to tims in the states are Canadians on vacation or visiting because they don't get the point of travel.
#236 - dcrosby (09/07/2013) [-]
no way I'm from Florida too. I first found Tim Hortans in Maine
#94 - rdobet (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, not Canadian. That's just what I've been told .-.
User avatar #98 - onceman (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh okay well sorry for insulting you.
#89 - They're pretty much dependant on it, I live in Canada, it … 09/06/2013 on Brief Canadian history 0
#21 - **** I didn't know that and I saw Cannib… 09/05/2013 on looks arent everything 0
#31 - that's a good one, but if I were to tell my kids Wayne lyrics … 09/05/2013 on Our future +1
#30 - get at me fun fact, his first studio album in…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on Our future +3
User avatar #105 - theivindon (09/05/2013) [-]
he's still shit
#67 - thumb me down as much as you want, but look closely at it. jus… 09/03/2013 on Dog -3
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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