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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
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Comment Ranking:#8983
Highest Content Rank:#4645
Highest Comment Rank:#1564
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Content Level Progress: 33% (33/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:4609
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

latest user's comments

#17 - It's just not ripe. 03/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#16 - "lady, he's putting my kids through college" … 03/05/2014 on Hot Dogs +11
#37 - Have a huge ******* problem with this quote, it's… 03/04/2014 on Amazing quote +2
#84 - where have you guys been? I can name Jared Leto Br… 03/04/2014 on The most famous selfie... 0
#89 - purposely lost focus to be funny 03/04/2014 on PIZZA 0
#81 - Did you guys see her presenting the oscar for best actor in a …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on PIZZA +1
User avatar #87 - Zeigh (03/04/2014) [-]
>She lost focus
>she's trying too hard.

k.
User avatar #89 - onceman (03/04/2014) [-]
purposely lost focus to be funny
#57 - Thing is Daniel Day Lewis is better than all of those actors, … 03/04/2014 on tfw no award again -2
#268 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on Am I wrong? +3
#368 - miklthepikl Comment deleted by onceman
#200 - guys, is this the same guy that started FJ back in 2001 or is …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Admin can't respond for a... 0
#280 - anonymous (03/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #212 - corso (03/03/2014) [-]
It's not.
#37 - Robin Thicke has invisible lat syndrome 02/28/2014 on Invisible basketball pose 0
#515 - >this Canadian fact and statistic spewing because of an ext… 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk +5
#20 - ...to avoid any possible confrontation like a pussy … 02/28/2014 on GTA Canada 0
#24 - I don't get it, can somebody explain, or am I overthinking?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/27/2014 on The Circle of Employment +10
User avatar #26 - alterednicolas (02/27/2014) [-]
Looks closely at the guine pigs and you see that everytime the bum asks where the other guinea pig works the bum gets his job.
User avatar #30 - jibb (02/27/2014) [-]
What does that mean?
User avatar #69 - Haentar (02/27/2014) [-]
Bums are willing to work harder at a job than the current employees, i guess.
User avatar #33 - alterednicolas (02/27/2014) [-]
Bums are taking our jobs so that we can become bums and take other peoples jobs the same way the bums took our jobs. That sounds confusing as fuck.
#32 - extremezone (02/27/2014) [-]
#58 - Put them in some sort of tubing or pipe to clean it out? 02/27/2014 on I regret this decision. 0
#48 - I know the joke is that that's a childish dream, but this is w… 02/26/2014 on thanks mom +1
#21 - Probably didn't happen, but if it did, what an irresponsible parent.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Easy money +4
User avatar #28 - dafiltafish (02/24/2014) [-]
How is that irresponsible?
#32 - hoskins (02/24/2014) [-]
Because you would be taking your kid to church to disrupt the church...
User avatar #34 - dafiltafish (02/24/2014) [-]
I would say that that parent is being responsible, but also being an asshole at the same time.
#56 - I didn't say he was wrong for having said features, I'm just s… 02/23/2014 on Oh, Neville 0
#18 - That sounds awfully Yiddish 02/23/2014 on Some variation for New... +2
#16 - Getting taller, thinner, and fixing your teeth doesn't make yo…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/23/2014 on Oh, Neville -10
User avatar #44 - abesimpson (02/23/2014) [-]
Send him a letter. Maybe he'll apologize for having a weird chin and eyes. I mean, who the fuck does he think he is? Wouldn't it be better if he kept being weird and fat so we could all feel better about ourselves?
User avatar #56 - onceman (02/23/2014) [-]
I didn't say he was wrong for having said features, I'm just saying people exaggerated by saying he got super hot just since he went through puberty, it's all relative, he looks much better than he did before.
#17 - prancingkid (02/23/2014) [-]
While I won't say you are wrong I will say that your opinion is in the minority.




gif unrelated
#21 - anonymous (02/23/2014) [-]
I agree with onceman. Yeah, sure, he looks better now than he did as a kid, but I really don't understand why people think he's so attractive now. For that matter, I don't understand why people think Rupert Grint is so attractive. Everyone in the Harry Potter films was meh, in both attractiveness and acting ability.
Admittedly, Emma Watson is more attractive, but she isn't the "omg she's so fucking hawt" attractiveness people on the internet seem to think she is.
User avatar #24 - ninn (02/23/2014) [-]
I'd like to add that I really like that fact, that people in Harry Potter didn't look perfect
#39 - I'm just saying, why decrease the taste of the grapes? Why not…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on Or for the same price buy... -1
#41 - theist (02/23/2014) [-]
#66 - Yeah, unfortunately, I found out a little too late, haha 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#65 - I am very sorry for my ignorance. 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... +3
#56 - my mistake, good sir.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
User avatar #64 - epicpoke (02/23/2014) [-]
I believe it's the excess byproduct of meat processing (Bone, fat, organs, etc.) blended into one blob.
User avatar #66 - onceman (02/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, unfortunately, I found out a little too late, haha
#49 - I immediately dissmissed this as fact when I saw "pink sl…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... +3
User avatar #95 - freebrainsforall (02/23/2014) [-]
So it's only true in america?

If america weren't the only country in the world that probably should have been mentioned.
User avatar #65 - onceman (02/23/2014) [-]
I am very sorry for my ignorance.
#53 - tmgrskat (02/23/2014) [-]
It comes from a planet far, far away.
User avatar #80 - escalario (02/23/2014) [-]
Is that an anime of FF7? o-o
User avatar #81 - tmgrskat (02/23/2014) [-]
It's Senyuu. Watch it.
13 episodes 6-8 mins each.
User avatar #51 - grimsho (02/23/2014) [-]
Pink Slime is the 119th element, haven't you heard of it?
User avatar #56 - onceman (02/23/2014) [-]
my mistake, good sir.
User avatar #64 - epicpoke (02/23/2014) [-]
I believe it's the excess byproduct of meat processing (Bone, fat, organs, etc.) blended into one blob.
User avatar #66 - onceman (02/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, unfortunately, I found out a little too late, haha
#64 - Why do you people now adays hate it so much that now cases are…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on Biggest Joke in the World. +2
#68 - anonymous (02/23/2014) [-]
Because people think that they understand the legal system better than anyone else when in actuality they have no fucking clue how it works.
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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