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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#42 - Fans that look up too him would realize his personality is dif… 02/01/2014 on THE GREAT PHILOSOPHER 0
#68 - I lived in palm beach florida and they would blindly refer to … 01/31/2014 on Politics 0
#35 - by underaged urban thugs I meant ****** , spics, a…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Politics 0
User avatar #37 - Nullifier (01/30/2014) [-]
...and they're against abortion? Most urban youth sympathize with liberal ideals.
#51 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/31/2014) [-]
They like the welfare benefits the left offers, but on guns and gay dudes they could not be more against them.
User avatar #52 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
...Well for one, guns are a conservative thing and gays are a liberal thing. Another, i'm just saying straight up: most urban youth sympathize with liberal ideas.
#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/31/2014) [-]
I'm saying urban kids don't usually support gun control and are extremely homophobic. The only real liberal ideals they seem to support are more government assistance. They classify themselves as liberals sure, but if you were to give them a political alignment test they would almost assuredly be placed right in most cases.
User avatar #60 - timmywankenobi (01/31/2014) [-]
the fact you say urban youth in that way proves you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
User avatar #71 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
was that directed at me?
User avatar #73 - timmywankenobi (01/31/2014) [-]
only if you were anon.
User avatar #74 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
oh. You mentioned "urban youth" but i was the one that used that term.

just a bit of confusion, my bad.
User avatar #54 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
I live in the chicagoland area, and in my experience I actually haven't seen much homophobia in urban youth.
User avatar #68 - onceman (01/31/2014) [-]
I lived in palm beach florida and they would blindly refer to the bible against gays a lot
#57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/31/2014) [-]
I live in miami and briefly lived in NYC, and literally none of the urban kids would even let a gay dude walk through "their" neighborhood. It could very well be different in other cities, but from what i've seen and heard from other people it seems to be the case that they don't like gays.
User avatar #58 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
Huh. Here in Chiraq it seems kids are more worried about not dying.
#26 - I did say she's pretty I would gladly do her.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on yes please +2
#29 - foxluna (01/30/2014) [-]
#31 - The thing about political parties that really pisses me off is…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Politics 0
User avatar #33 - Nullifier (01/30/2014) [-]
...they did?
User avatar #35 - onceman (01/30/2014) [-]
by underaged urban thugs I meant niggas, spics, and wiggas
User avatar #37 - Nullifier (01/30/2014) [-]
...and they're against abortion? Most urban youth sympathize with liberal ideals.
#51 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/31/2014) [-]
They like the welfare benefits the left offers, but on guns and gay dudes they could not be more against them.
User avatar #52 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
...Well for one, guns are a conservative thing and gays are a liberal thing. Another, i'm just saying straight up: most urban youth sympathize with liberal ideas.
#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/31/2014) [-]
I'm saying urban kids don't usually support gun control and are extremely homophobic. The only real liberal ideals they seem to support are more government assistance. They classify themselves as liberals sure, but if you were to give them a political alignment test they would almost assuredly be placed right in most cases.
User avatar #60 - timmywankenobi (01/31/2014) [-]
the fact you say urban youth in that way proves you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
User avatar #71 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
was that directed at me?
User avatar #73 - timmywankenobi (01/31/2014) [-]
only if you were anon.
User avatar #74 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
oh. You mentioned "urban youth" but i was the one that used that term.

just a bit of confusion, my bad.
User avatar #54 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
I live in the chicagoland area, and in my experience I actually haven't seen much homophobia in urban youth.
User avatar #68 - onceman (01/31/2014) [-]
I lived in palm beach florida and they would blindly refer to the bible against gays a lot
#57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/31/2014) [-]
I live in miami and briefly lived in NYC, and literally none of the urban kids would even let a gay dude walk through "their" neighborhood. It could very well be different in other cities, but from what i've seen and heard from other people it seems to be the case that they don't like gays.
User avatar #58 - Nullifier (01/31/2014) [-]
Huh. Here in Chiraq it seems kids are more worried about not dying.
#20 - She's pretty, but have any of you taken a close look at her? L…  [+] (22 new replies) 01/30/2014 on yes please +19
User avatar #91 - geofalke (01/31/2014) [-]
it's BECAUSE she's not overwhelmingly hot, giving her an air of attainability and making fantasies seem a bit more realistic plus I have a HUGE thing for personalities
#94 - orikanyo (01/31/2014) [-]
using this in all seriousness.
#90 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/31/2014) [-]
people jumping on the bandwagon
User avatar #89 - sursum (01/31/2014) [-]
Look, a lot of these blokes grew up watching her, so let them have this.
User avatar #55 - pulluspardus (01/31/2014) [-]
Because there are a lot of people that like a girl with a personality.
shocking?
#60 - iworkforlaughs (01/31/2014) [-]
They just want to bone her cause she was in the Potter books. No one knows her personality.
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/31/2014) [-]
You went to school with hundreds of those. Why is this one special?
#78 - pulluspardus (01/31/2014) [-]
I went to school with sluts, I'm surrounded by sluts on a daily basis, I slept with only sluts my whole life.
I'm a grown man, I rather have a mature woman rather than a fuck buddy.
User avatar #33 - fuzzyballs (01/31/2014) [-]
people want what they can't have
and in their fantasies, she won't turn them down like you know... real girls
User avatar #32 - byobgraffpro (01/31/2014) [-]
I think shes hot because I grew up at the same pace as her. I had the biggest crush on her when I was little, then idk she got older and so did I and I still think shes hot. kinda hard to explain, she is average, but in a really hot way I guess
User avatar #30 - Sethorein (01/31/2014) [-]
statistics state we prefer average girls to crazy models...
#46 - lasmamoe (01/31/2014) [-]
That's true.
That's also why it is partially an empty statement when people say
"Models are too skinny. I want a real woman/man"
When in reality it's just because people subconsciously lower their own expectations to a point where an average person seem more attractive than a super model.
#70 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/31/2014) [-]
Jesus christ look at those arms, they're just skin and bone. She looks so fragile and Ethiopian. *but not as dark*
#62 - thebestpieever (01/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, dude, when we say that we don't mean like... literally skinny models. That women you posted is a little too skinny but still hot. We mean this.
#73 - stardustdragonlord (01/31/2014) [-]
actually that middle ones not that bad
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/30/2014) [-]
Easy there, ButtHurt McGee. Who cares if other guys "worship" her as you say? I'm not a devout fan but she definitely is very good looking. She's no goddess but, cmon, there's no need to be a dick about it.
#23 - fuckyosixtyminutes (01/30/2014) [-]
#21 - xfrankie (01/30/2014) [-]
Like you wouldn't do her...
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/30/2014) [-]
He never said he wouldn't do her, not once. He said that she isn't that hot, and I do agree (she is beautiful and very pretty, and a great actress), but I find Scarlett Johansson hotter, by far.
User avatar #41 - nibbero (01/31/2014) [-]
Why not both?

At the same time...
User avatar #26 - onceman (01/30/2014) [-]
I did say she's pretty I would gladly do her.
#29 - foxluna (01/30/2014) [-]
#48 - I'm Colombian and I can confirm, we're all happy idiots 01/30/2014 on just interesting to me 0
#34 - I thought he was gonna reference one piece 01/30/2014 on Fedoras Part 2 +2
#32 - the fact that you use that emoticon for the context of that co… 01/30/2014 on mistakes were made ! 0
#51 - jocks and thugs like that are completely different 01/30/2014 on Oldie but goldie +1
#52 - Peter Capldi played the father in the fires of pompei  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Tim Burton's Doctor Who +2
User avatar #56 - mrselfdestruct (01/29/2014) [-]
oh if thats the case, Simon Pegg for the 13th doctor!
#43 - If you live in Florida you know at least 4 black kids who are … 01/28/2014 on I've Finally Figured It Out 0
#15 - I was thinking this exact thought about Jonah Hill and referen… 01/28/2014 on Desription +1
#19 - I think she looks like a pretty blob fish 01/28/2014 on When i try to socialize 0
#161 - past 20s as in your past your twenties, sorry for the misunderstanding 01/27/2014 on Willie FUCKING Nelson +2
#138 - "(past 20s I'd say)"  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Willie FUCKING Nelson 0
User avatar #142 - gmarrox (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, as in under 20, it's okay. But yes, i am under 30.
User avatar #161 - onceman (01/27/2014) [-]
past 20s as in your past your twenties, sorry for the misunderstanding
#131 - so you're under 30?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Willie FUCKING Nelson 0
User avatar #132 - gmarrox (01/27/2014) [-]
You're original post said under 20.
User avatar #138 - onceman (01/27/2014) [-]
"(past 20s I'd say)"
User avatar #142 - gmarrox (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, as in under 20, it's okay. But yes, i am under 30.
User avatar #161 - onceman (01/27/2014) [-]
past 20s as in your past your twenties, sorry for the misunderstanding
User avatar #133 - gmarrox (01/27/2014) [-]
your*
User avatar #274 - gmarrox (01/28/2014) [-]
why am I getting thumbed down for correcting my own mistake?
#100 - Good point  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Willie FUCKING Nelson +1
#101 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2014) [-]
I blame the consevitards for keeping it illegal. They're everything wrong with this fucking country. Just watch, they'll lose the elections this year, and then we can greatly reduce the military and use the money saved from that to other things. I don't give a fuck what happens to those welfare queens, they were stupid enough to join.
#121 - eatthepolarbears (01/27/2014) [-]
Blaming one side over the other is the problem your retard
#97 - If you're fully grown (past 20s I'd say) and chronically smoke…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Willie FUCKING Nelson +2
#113 - gmarrox (01/27/2014) [-]
Or you just like smoking weed and have enough of it to smoke on the regular. I go to all my college classes high and so far I'm making straight A's this semester in my CS and calculus courses.
User avatar #131 - onceman (01/27/2014) [-]
so you're under 30?
User avatar #132 - gmarrox (01/27/2014) [-]
You're original post said under 20.
User avatar #138 - onceman (01/27/2014) [-]
"(past 20s I'd say)"
User avatar #142 - gmarrox (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, as in under 20, it's okay. But yes, i am under 30.
User avatar #161 - onceman (01/27/2014) [-]
past 20s as in your past your twenties, sorry for the misunderstanding
User avatar #133 - gmarrox (01/27/2014) [-]
your*
User avatar #274 - gmarrox (01/28/2014) [-]
why am I getting thumbed down for correcting my own mistake?
#110 - dontknowmeatall (01/27/2014) [-]
don't you mean "and"?
#98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2014) [-]
Nah, you're either a celebrity or a hero to the people for defying the tyranny of the government!
User avatar #100 - onceman (01/27/2014) [-]
Good point
#101 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2014) [-]
I blame the consevitards for keeping it illegal. They're everything wrong with this fucking country. Just watch, they'll lose the elections this year, and then we can greatly reduce the military and use the money saved from that to other things. I don't give a fuck what happens to those welfare queens, they were stupid enough to join.
#121 - eatthepolarbears (01/27/2014) [-]
Blaming one side over the other is the problem your retard
#56 - " ******* quiet" was that pun i… 01/27/2014 on phonin and moanin +1
#110 - Colombian Pride! Born there and lived there till I was sev… 01/26/2014 on Top Ten Serial Killers +1
#294 - I'm more annoyed by the canadians as polite jokes and posts th… 01/26/2014 on How is he Canadian? 0
#78364 - ADMIN PLS PLAY APPROACHING NIRVANA 01/26/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#78114 - AND I SAID HEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 01/26/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#77958 - I'VE HAD A SEIZURE BUT I DON'T CARE THIS BACKGROUND IS GREAT 01/26/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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