Login or register


Last status update:
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:7/25/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#32302
Highest Content Rank:#4645
Highest Comment Rank:#1564
Content Thumbs: 1941 total,  2216 ,  275
Comment Thumbs: 7853 total,  12672 ,  4819
Content Level Progress: 36% (36/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 87% (87/100)
Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 274 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Content Views:85128
Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:4987
FJ Points:6176
Favorite Tags: game (2) | the (2)
Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

latest user's comments

#14 - mad  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on anime -4
#23 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
#10 - Just because it's overdone doesn't mean anime still isn't trash  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2015 on anime -6
#12 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
User avatar
#14 - onceman (07/23/2015) [-]
#23 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
#26 - What does that mean? If she finds it necessary to flaunt her m…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/23/2015 on I can't hear you +8
User avatar
#47 - marno (07/23/2015) [-]
Stop listening to your mom and High School teachers. Real life tip: Money is pretty fuckin important. Directly linked to happiness.
User avatar
#49 - onceman (07/23/2015) [-]
I know it's important, but people who brag about it are obviously unhappy with their lives so just because she's not in debt and makes a lot of money doesn't mean she has a better life, furthermore, there's a reason countries like sweden and canada have higher suicide rates than third world countries, once you've got everything and minimal worries your mind is less stimulated so you fall into depression and kill yourself.
User avatar
#54 - Tormound (07/23/2015) [-]
You have nothing to base that on. Since she started to flaunt her money once someone who is most likely much more unsuccessful then her started talking shit.
User avatar
#57 - onceman (07/23/2015) [-]
Unless she WANTED to be a stripper, she's not really successful, while the other who pressumably is in college trying to pursue is career is on the path to success, neither is in the right, but you don't have to get on the defensive when people talk down on you unless you're insecure which is what she demonstrated.
User avatar
#62 - marno (07/23/2015) [-]
If you didn't pick it up, she's in college too.

And like Tormound said, going to college doesn't make you successful. If I'm hiring engineers, and I have a trade electrician and a master engineer, but the master engineer's a fuckhead, I will choose the tradesman every time. Strippers work hard yo.

I don't think people who didn't want to be strippers would brag about being one. She is obviously proud of her job. She's damn sexy, and everybody knows it. Look how much cash she's got! That's something most women would be proud of I suspect. She demonstrated the exact opposite of insecurity. All I see is pride, determination, and confidence.

Also, money does buy happiness. Citing the hypothetical exception doesn't disprove a direct correlation.

User avatar
#68 - onceman (07/23/2015) [-]
Regardless of that, my initial statement still stands, maybe she isn't bragging about being a stripper but rather how much money she makes from it and from my experience people who brag about their money or how much more money they make than somebody aren't happy or fulfilled which was my point.
#125 - janosaudron (07/24/2015) [-]
But that's just your experience and your experience doesn't speak for the whole world. Point in case, Donald Trump. All that damn money, flaunts himself nearly every chance he gets and he's happy with his life because he knew what he had to do to get where he is now and he's proud of himself. Life isn't about fair or what's moral. Life is about success and you do what you have to to get to where you want to be. Because at the end of the day everyone is going to die and then your morals really don't mean shit when you're dead.
User avatar
#245 - onceman (07/24/2015) [-]
neither does your money

And you actually think Donald Trump ia happy? A happy person doesn't have the hate he carries in his heart, a happy man that age is with the love of his life not a gold digger.
User avatar
#290 - ilovehitler (07/24/2015) [-]
You can be happy and have hate. Both are just emotions, and you can feel any combination of emotions.
#271 - janosaudron (07/24/2015) [-]
You have to sit and ask yourself, by who's standards do you measure happiness.
User avatar
#58 - Tormound (07/23/2015) [-]
Once again wrong. Being successful would be ENTIRELY based upon the person themselves. If she defines successful as being making a shit ton of money, she is currently successful, if she defines successful as making shit tons of money while having no debt to worry about after college, she'll be currently successful. The other guys is presumably in college but spends his time going through a stripper's tumblr to talk shit makes me question his chances of success.
#119 - Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it cutomary in Japan for the… 07/23/2015 on Japanese Facts Compilation... 0
#35 - Teens will agree with this and not even know what it means, go…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2015 on Fairly accurate. 0
User avatar
#40 - mrforte (07/22/2015) [-]
Sure, blame the liberals.
#40 - >doesn't take advantage of her calling him cute to make a m…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on Oblivious +1
#44 - vymastenaochechula (07/20/2015) [-]
- maybe he has gf, if the genders were reversed you wouldn't be surprised
- turns out he's cute even with that haricut
- what's wrong with them?

apple snobbery?
#12 - lol cat owners trying to make themselves feel better about the… 07/19/2015 on Soft kitty warm kitty... -2
#77 - mfw I knew all the this and realize I really do spend too much… 07/19/2015 on gifs and sources part 2 0
#132 - I don't care if you spend all day watching keeping up with the… 07/17/2015 on FJ autism -1
#68 - Many people don't have the resources to helpproblems, the more… 07/16/2015 on More ads 0