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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:3/02/2015
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Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:4707
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

latest user's comments

#130 - I still do not understand for the life of me how you can't eve…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on idunno 0
User avatar #131 - butterduck (05/21/2014) [-]
I can, choose not to do one.
I just skip them In gym class.
#13 - I'm really upset that Doakes died  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on Ending to Breaking Bad +1
#25 - thorseph (05/19/2014) [-]
i kind of agree.
#87 - He sure showed that guy  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Quantum Disinterest +7
User avatar #108 - bouazizforever (05/17/2014) [-]
I was searching for that exact picture
#110 - They're not just as good Like at all. I see what you …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Sad but true +4
User avatar #112 - groovierpoet (05/17/2014) [-]
As long as I am able to hear all the beats and lyric, It's good enough for me.
User avatar #122 - subcelestial (05/17/2014) [-]
Well, not everyone has the same needs as you. That's why audiophiles exist...
#136 - I don't watch the show so I'm going ientirely by looks, the gi…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Kill la kill 0
#150 - myjeren (05/17/2014) [-]
#148 - internetnick (05/17/2014) [-]
Well it's Aryaa stark so they did a pretty good job there.
#253 - The E in "PETA" stands for "Ethical" but I… 05/17/2014 on .Gif -1
#26 - I switched from Android to iphone 5c and am very happy. A… 05/16/2014 on Life Hacks 0
#30 - I live in Canada, and people from the states always try to arg… 05/16/2014 on Riots in a nutshell 0
#188 - Kongdom Hoorts 05/15/2014 on Doom +1
#290 - Funny cause it's the European media that covers American things. 05/15/2014 on I can't be the only one +1
#34 - you're inferiority complex is showing  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on Hats -2
User avatar #57 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
i aint even a moose, im just saying theyre bigger
#104 - >recently just how recently? nvm why am I asking yo… 05/09/2014 on Factory Of Magic 0
#58 - jaja, vale parce, ya entiendo. 05/06/2014 on That Peruvian Feel 0
#56 - Kinda late, but that's awesome parce  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2014 on That Peruvian Feel 0
#57 - adcpeda (05/06/2014) [-]
nonas parce estaba buscando imagenes para burlarme de argentinos y estas fueron las unicas que encontre
User avatar #58 - onceman (05/06/2014) [-]
jaja, vale parce, ya entiendo.
#72 - Holy **** how ******* pretentious an… 05/04/2014 on Fuck your assumptions... +2
#108 - When I was a toddler I listened to orchestra and classical mus… 05/04/2014 on Random Fact Comp 17 0
#98 - adults 05/03/2014 on Her Smile Is Powerfully Moving +1
#86 - The Ultimate Spiderman games provide one of the best represent… 05/03/2014 on Spider-mon 0
#227 - sorry about that man 05/02/2014 on Girl who plays rugby VS.... 0
#225 - Yeah exactly, that's why I don't think the title was relevant at all.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Girl who plays rugby VS.... 0
#226 - preacherQ (05/02/2014) [-]
Awwww, c'mon. Don't make this reasonable. I was just about to compare Rugby to Weeaboo fightin' magic!
User avatar #227 - onceman (05/02/2014) [-]
sorry about that man
#12 - a jew accurate 05/02/2014 on lego repairs -1
#220 - Rugby tackles are more throwing the opposing player off balanc…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Girl who plays rugby VS.... 0
#223 - preacherQ (05/02/2014) [-]
Fair points, all around. I'd had the impression that rugby had some similarities with wrestling. You would make an excellent point if they were similar in size or strength. But they aren't. She probably could do what you describe if he wasn't looking or was off balance, but he saw her coming and is braced in an already wide stance. Nothing she does short of knifing him is gonna overcome the fact that she has neither the strength nor the momentum to knock him off balance. If she did it just right, she could probably force him to shift his balance, yeah. But he's paying attention, so it would be no problem for him to do this without falling. I totally get that rugby is more about tripping than shoving, but he's ready for it, and he's got the muscle to just power through.
User avatar #225 - onceman (05/02/2014) [-]
Yeah exactly, that's why I don't think the title was relevant at all.
#226 - preacherQ (05/02/2014) [-]
Awwww, c'mon. Don't make this reasonable. I was just about to compare Rugby to Weeaboo fightin' magic!
User avatar #227 - onceman (05/02/2014) [-]
sorry about that man
#187 - do the sports matter? Girl didn't do a rugby tackle, so it's n…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Girl who plays rugby VS.... 0
#214 - preacherQ (05/01/2014) [-]
No. No she couldn't have. I don't really give a crap about sports, but rugby is not a mystical judo-force. The dude is twice her weight and is doing nothing but be actively not-tackled. Sure, maybe her form or aim or rugby-force were not in alignment, but like you said, the sport doesn't matter. A rugby tackle is not going to overcome the fact that this kid was ready and looks like he could have grabbed and thrown her with one arm.
User avatar #220 - onceman (05/02/2014) [-]
Rugby tackles are more throwing the opposing player off balance, you grab them low and pretty much hug them, often you can hug their knees. What I do since I'm pretty much the shortest one is that I fall back and pull them down with my weight. Also, if yo position your foot between the opposition's feet, there's no way you cannot bring them down.
#223 - preacherQ (05/02/2014) [-]
Fair points, all around. I'd had the impression that rugby had some similarities with wrestling. You would make an excellent point if they were similar in size or strength. But they aren't. She probably could do what you describe if he wasn't looking or was off balance, but he saw her coming and is braced in an already wide stance. Nothing she does short of knifing him is gonna overcome the fact that she has neither the strength nor the momentum to knock him off balance. If she did it just right, she could probably force him to shift his balance, yeah. But he's paying attention, so it would be no problem for him to do this without falling. I totally get that rugby is more about tripping than shoving, but he's ready for it, and he's got the muscle to just power through.
User avatar #225 - onceman (05/02/2014) [-]
Yeah exactly, that's why I don't think the title was relevant at all.
#226 - preacherQ (05/02/2014) [-]
Awwww, c'mon. Don't make this reasonable. I was just about to compare Rugby to Weeaboo fightin' magic!
User avatar #227 - onceman (05/02/2014) [-]
sorry about that man
User avatar #201 - inanimateobject (05/01/2014) [-]
Yup, she literally just runs into his upper torso. Bitch didn't go low!
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#37 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on Shot 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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