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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#173 - Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in f…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#165 - Yeah you can learn that pretty easily, meanwhile it takes a lo…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #168 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I know it takes a long time in Football. We're not talking about American Football, we're talking about European Football
User avatar #173 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in futbol. On the other hand, tackling and falling in rugby is very easily learned.
Keep in mind, I was much older when I started playing rugby than when I started playing soccer, and it's a lot harder to learn when you're older, yet I found soccer much harder to learn.
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#162 - i.e. poor people can play american football too 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
#161 - I've played, basketball, baseball, and football without any th… 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
#155 - I play soccer and rugby, rugby is without a shadow of a doubt …  [+] (11 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #157 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I feel like you didn't read my comment fully.
User avatar #165 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you can learn that pretty easily, meanwhile it takes a long time to learn how to properly tackle in football, or how to properly kick a ball.
User avatar #168 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I know it takes a long time in Football. We're not talking about American Football, we're talking about European Football
User avatar #173 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in futbol. On the other hand, tackling and falling in rugby is very easily learned.
Keep in mind, I was much older when I started playing rugby than when I started playing soccer, and it's a lot harder to learn when you're older, yet I found soccer much harder to learn.
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#150 - How come rugby isn't more popular then?  [+] (13 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #153 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Because you need to learn how to tackle in Rugby without getting injured or injuring someone else.
User avatar #155 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I play soccer and rugby, rugby is without a shadow of a doubt easier to learn.
User avatar #157 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I feel like you didn't read my comment fully.
User avatar #165 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you can learn that pretty easily, meanwhile it takes a long time to learn how to properly tackle in football, or how to properly kick a ball.
User avatar #168 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I know it takes a long time in Football. We're not talking about American Football, we're talking about European Football
User avatar #173 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in futbol. On the other hand, tackling and falling in rugby is very easily learned.
Keep in mind, I was much older when I started playing rugby than when I started playing soccer, and it's a lot harder to learn when you're older, yet I found soccer much harder to learn.
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#141 - thisisbait.jpg  [+] (15 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #144 - puppyfood (10/25/2014) [-]
thisistruth.jpg

It's easy to play, and requires no equipment except a ball.
User avatar #150 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
How come rugby isn't more popular then?
User avatar #153 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Because you need to learn how to tackle in Rugby without getting injured or injuring someone else.
User avatar #155 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I play soccer and rugby, rugby is without a shadow of a doubt easier to learn.
User avatar #157 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I feel like you didn't read my comment fully.
User avatar #165 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you can learn that pretty easily, meanwhile it takes a long time to learn how to properly tackle in football, or how to properly kick a ball.
User avatar #168 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I know it takes a long time in Football. We're not talking about American Football, we're talking about European Football
User avatar #173 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in futbol. On the other hand, tackling and falling in rugby is very easily learned.
Keep in mind, I was much older when I started playing rugby than when I started playing soccer, and it's a lot harder to learn when you're older, yet I found soccer much harder to learn.
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#137 - >soccer would be a lot more popular > most popular s…  [+] (25 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... +8
User avatar #140 - puppyfood (10/25/2014) [-]
Most popular because poor people can play.
#152 - itrooztrooperdown (10/25/2014) [-]
Is that some sort of comeback or are you just recognizing the genius behind one of the best examples of "easy to learn hard to master" games in the world?
#146 - rapeyrapey (10/25/2014) [-]
Same thing with american blackball, basketblack and baseblack.
User avatar #232 - darthblam (10/25/2014) [-]
Now the first two aren't far off name-wise.
But baseball is definitely more white and Japanese.
User avatar #147 - puppyfood (10/25/2014) [-]
American football requires tons of pads. Basketball requires an entire building for a court. baseball, bases, bat, and ball, plus mitts.
#167 - jujuface (10/25/2014) [-]
If I'm going by your logic then soccer requires shin pads ($20), cleats ($50-500), ball ($12-60), two nets ($200-2500), and an a field that's been freshly cut with lines painted ($$$).
User avatar #162 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
i.e. poor people can play american football too
User avatar #161 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I've played, basketball, baseball, and football without any the things you mentioned. It takes money to play any sport professionally.
#148 - rapeyrapey (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry I don't even care pls leaf me alone pls
User avatar #141 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
thisisbait.jpg
User avatar #144 - puppyfood (10/25/2014) [-]
thisistruth.jpg

It's easy to play, and requires no equipment except a ball.
User avatar #150 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
How come rugby isn't more popular then?
User avatar #153 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Because you need to learn how to tackle in Rugby without getting injured or injuring someone else.
User avatar #155 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I play soccer and rugby, rugby is without a shadow of a doubt easier to learn.
User avatar #157 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I feel like you didn't read my comment fully.
User avatar #165 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you can learn that pretty easily, meanwhile it takes a long time to learn how to properly tackle in football, or how to properly kick a ball.
User avatar #168 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I know it takes a long time in Football. We're not talking about American Football, we're talking about European Football
User avatar #173 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in futbol. On the other hand, tackling and falling in rugby is very easily learned.
Keep in mind, I was much older when I started playing rugby than when I started playing soccer, and it's a lot harder to learn when you're older, yet I found soccer much harder to learn.
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#51 - The hits are way different, in Rugby there's more grabbing and… 10/23/2014 on 'cos pads are for kids 0
#49 - How old are the creators of the show?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Douche 0
User avatar #60 - anitasarkeesiansjw (10/24/2014) [-]
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#28 - Thing about the toilet paper is that the used ones are a lot c… 10/22/2014 on No SH*T Comp +1
#94 - Somebody' jealous he can't put dope mods on his car 10/19/2014 on Shitty Car Mods Part 3 0
#23 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on STOP RESISTING +4
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#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2014 on STOP RESISTING 0
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#19 - Fits a **** ton of people AND a **** … 10/18/2014 on All hail the king of... 0
#13 - Yeah living in the middlea east and living in America is one i…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on 'murica +4
#21 - anon (10/18/2014) [-]
Nope.

In the Middle East, the dictators are so proud of themselves they hate to lie about their actions because they believe it's justified. So they directly go to war with whoever opposes their dictated rule.

Unfortunately, Western politicians are such good actors, some are wolves in disguise.
User avatar #16 - Aro (10/18/2014) [-]
I don't think he explicitly said, "Just like the middle east."
#62 - Legalizing abortion and being an atheist aren't really pluses,… 10/18/2014 on based president 0
#14 - Usualy when I see this gif, it's shortened so it doesn't show … 10/12/2014 on STFU +5
#80 - Damn, listening to it now as I type this, ****** dope.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot 0
User avatar #81 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
Denzel Curry - Dark & Violent (Ft. JK The Rapper & Nell)

Peep Curry's album Nostalgic 64, lotta bangers on there.
#77 - They sound like some real underground ****** , and…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot 0
User avatar #79 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
SDotBraddy x Denzel Curry - Darius (Prod. Ronny J)

Yeah they're all unsigned so they're pretty underground I guess. Dope shit nonetheless.
User avatar #80 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Damn, listening to it now as I type this, shit's dope.
User avatar #81 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
Denzel Curry - Dark & Violent (Ft. JK The Rapper & Nell)

Peep Curry's album Nostalgic 64, lotta bangers on there.
#74 - Yeah, like I said, I like them, don't listen to them is all.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot 0
User avatar #76 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
You know about Raider Klan? Denzel Curry, Young Simmie and them. If you aren't already, familiarize yourself with some south Florida spitters, they all go hard.

Same for all those white boys from Michigan, like Bones and Spooky Black. Peep their shit.
User avatar #77 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
They sound like some real underground niggas, and I lived in South Florida for 7 years
User avatar #79 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
SDotBraddy x Denzel Curry - Darius (Prod. Ronny J)

Yeah they're all unsigned so they're pretty underground I guess. Dope shit nonetheless.
User avatar #80 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Damn, listening to it now as I type this, shit's dope.
User avatar #81 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
Denzel Curry - Dark & Violent (Ft. JK The Rapper & Nell)

Peep Curry's album Nostalgic 64, lotta bangers on there.
#71 - Gimmicky as well, but I like them too, don't listen to them much tho.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot 0
User avatar #73 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
I hate to sound like a flock, but I've been fuckin with OF since they were a blog. Gimmicks never bothered me much, except that recent phase Earl was going through, that shit got pretty old fast.
User avatar #74 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, like I said, I like them, don't listen to them is all.
User avatar #76 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
You know about Raider Klan? Denzel Curry, Young Simmie and them. If you aren't already, familiarize yourself with some south Florida spitters, they all go hard.

Same for all those white boys from Michigan, like Bones and Spooky Black. Peep their shit.
User avatar #77 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
They sound like some real underground niggas, and I lived in South Florida for 7 years
User avatar #79 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
SDotBraddy x Denzel Curry - Darius (Prod. Ronny J)

Yeah they're all unsigned so they're pretty underground I guess. Dope shit nonetheless.
User avatar #80 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Damn, listening to it now as I type this, shit's dope.
User avatar #81 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
Denzel Curry - Dark & Violent (Ft. JK The Rapper & Nell)

Peep Curry's album Nostalgic 64, lotta bangers on there.
#69 - Big K.R.I.T ***** on all of them excpet Kendrick,…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot +1
User avatar #82 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
It's that fucking heavy-as-shit southern accent, man.

I mean, I live in fucking New Orleans. I hear people speak like that every goddamn day, I can't even sit through a full KRIT song.
#67 - Bino is so similar to Lil Wayne, why is that so hard for peopl…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot 0
User avatar #70 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
I never really thought of Flatbush as gimmicky, I can see with A$AP tho.

What you think of OF?
User avatar #71 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Gimmicky as well, but I like them too, don't listen to them much tho.
User avatar #73 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
I hate to sound like a flock, but I've been fuckin with OF since they were a blog. Gimmicks never bothered me much, except that recent phase Earl was going through, that shit got pretty old fast.
User avatar #74 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, like I said, I like them, don't listen to them is all.
User avatar #76 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
You know about Raider Klan? Denzel Curry, Young Simmie and them. If you aren't already, familiarize yourself with some south Florida spitters, they all go hard.

Same for all those white boys from Michigan, like Bones and Spooky Black. Peep their shit.
User avatar #77 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
They sound like some real underground niggas, and I lived in South Florida for 7 years
User avatar #79 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
SDotBraddy x Denzel Curry - Darius (Prod. Ronny J)

Yeah they're all unsigned so they're pretty underground I guess. Dope shit nonetheless.
User avatar #80 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Damn, listening to it now as I type this, shit's dope.
User avatar #81 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
Denzel Curry - Dark & Violent (Ft. JK The Rapper & Nell)

Peep Curry's album Nostalgic 64, lotta bangers on there.
#60 - and I also have three Logic tapes 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot +1
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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