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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:3/27/2015
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#202 - Britain: -Treat cetain people so awfully they feel forced … 02/17/2015 on 80s 0
#11 - Holy **** when I was looking at it it seemed like just …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on Japanese Urban Legends Part... +8
#29 - atonial (02/15/2015) [-]
Imagine having it saved on your computer
Here's something that might give you a giggle
#106 - Usually, when someone wins an actor oscar, he or she had the b… 02/12/2015 on *Acting* 0
#24 - awh hell nah you just gone and done ****** up white boy 02/07/2015 on AUX cord/Mixtape comp 0
#34 - Many famous rappers also release mixtapes, it's just something…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Black Social Media Mixtape... +1
#35 - kingpongthedon (02/02/2015) [-]
True, but they're still more of a demo than a real album, choosing to focus more on technical skill than overall musicality. Still though, they're primarily released to get people talking about the artist releasing it. It's cheap publicity.
#85 - As being someone who has been educated in America and now Cana… 02/02/2015 on I 0
#97 - Well I know that's not true because I live in Canada, and I li… 02/01/2015 on canada throws shade 0
#84 - The ones on boards are mostly satire, and those images don't c… 02/01/2015 on canada throws shade 0
#72 - I would but I would get frostbite... I'm just saying, American…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2015 on canada throws shade 0
User avatar #85 - sundaeflyer (02/01/2015) [-]
canada only compares itself to others when it comes to hockey
User avatar #97 - onceman (02/01/2015) [-]
Well I know that's not true because I live in Canada, and I lived in the United states, why would I be saying that if I didn't have actual experience with both groups of people?
#69 - If Canadians are so sure of this, why do they always try to prove it?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/01/2015 on canada throws shade +1
#70 - igotyournoze (02/01/2015) [-]
dont need to prove. take a ritalin or go outside chillax dont get mad
User avatar #72 - onceman (02/01/2015) [-]
I would but I would get frostbite... I'm just saying, Americans think America is the better country, they don't compare themselves to other countries, Canadians think Canada is the better country, they always compare themselves to America, that's called being insecure.
User avatar #85 - sundaeflyer (02/01/2015) [-]
canada only compares itself to others when it comes to hockey
User avatar #97 - onceman (02/01/2015) [-]
Well I know that's not true because I live in Canada, and I lived in the United states, why would I be saying that if I didn't have actual experience with both groups of people?
#67 - I've lived in both countries and have no real opinion, however…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/01/2015 on canada throws shade -1
#68 - igotyournoze (02/01/2015) [-]
americans never talk about that? bet. relax bro dont get all riled up cause were better than them
User avatar #69 - onceman (02/01/2015) [-]
If Canadians are so sure of this, why do they always try to prove it?
#70 - igotyournoze (02/01/2015) [-]
dont need to prove. take a ritalin or go outside chillax dont get mad
User avatar #72 - onceman (02/01/2015) [-]
I would but I would get frostbite... I'm just saying, Americans think America is the better country, they don't compare themselves to other countries, Canadians think Canada is the better country, they always compare themselves to America, that's called being insecure.
User avatar #85 - sundaeflyer (02/01/2015) [-]
canada only compares itself to others when it comes to hockey
User avatar #97 - onceman (02/01/2015) [-]
Well I know that's not true because I live in Canada, and I lived in the United states, why would I be saying that if I didn't have actual experience with both groups of people?
#62 - Thing is, Americans don't ramble on about reasons that they're…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/01/2015 on canada throws shade -1
User avatar #78 - kentravyon (02/01/2015) [-]
I would credit that if it weren't for all the "freedom" images I've seen.
User avatar #84 - onceman (02/01/2015) [-]
The ones on boards are mostly satire, and those images don't compare America to other countries.
#64 - igotyournoze (02/01/2015) [-]
cause its true lol
User avatar #67 - onceman (02/01/2015) [-]
I've lived in both countries and have no real opinion, however, my point isn't which country is better, my point is that Canadians have a psychological complex which makes them feel the need to reassure themselves than Canada is better, Americans never talk about that, they don't feel a need to do that, and I'm talking about the ones that think America is better.
#68 - igotyournoze (02/01/2015) [-]
americans never talk about that? bet. relax bro dont get all riled up cause were better than them
User avatar #69 - onceman (02/01/2015) [-]
If Canadians are so sure of this, why do they always try to prove it?
#70 - igotyournoze (02/01/2015) [-]
dont need to prove. take a ritalin or go outside chillax dont get mad
User avatar #72 - onceman (02/01/2015) [-]
I would but I would get frostbite... I'm just saying, Americans think America is the better country, they don't compare themselves to other countries, Canadians think Canada is the better country, they always compare themselves to America, that's called being insecure.
User avatar #85 - sundaeflyer (02/01/2015) [-]
canada only compares itself to others when it comes to hockey
User avatar #97 - onceman (02/01/2015) [-]
Well I know that's not true because I live in Canada, and I lived in the United states, why would I be saying that if I didn't have actual experience with both groups of people?
#63 - It's honestly not too bad, I was just saying, there's things I… 01/29/2015 on To all my East coast friends. 0
#126 - It's the original name for Agatha Christie's novel "And t… 01/28/2015 on Remember that time 4chan... +2
#61 - You were probably sticking to the joke of the content, but if …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2015 on To all my East coast friends. 0
User avatar #62 - shadowbreech (01/29/2015) [-]
Not probably man, I was. But seriously, sounds pretty fucking bad man, do whatever it takes to stay safe and warm.
User avatar #63 - onceman (01/29/2015) [-]
It's honestly not too bad, I was just saying, there's things I can't help.
#16 - **** you I'm a doorknocker in Canada  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2015 on To all my East coast friends. 0
User avatar #17 - shadowbreech (01/27/2015) [-]
Then bundle the fuck up and get good shoes, were you not paying attention?
User avatar #61 - onceman (01/28/2015) [-]
You were probably sticking to the joke of the content, but if not

My last shift, I wore multiple socks, long johns under sweatpants under my work pants, gloves, a sweater under a hoodie under a jacker, a beannie, gloves, snow boots, and a scarf, now I was actually pretty warm everywhere except one place, my face, and yeah I had the scarf to cover it, but people tend to not wanna talk to or open the door for someone who has half of their face covered, so once i ring the door bell I have to pull my scarf down below my chin, exposing my face to the cold, please, tell me how that's due to my lack of preperation.
User avatar #62 - shadowbreech (01/29/2015) [-]
Not probably man, I was. But seriously, sounds pretty fucking bad man, do whatever it takes to stay safe and warm.
User avatar #63 - onceman (01/29/2015) [-]
It's honestly not too bad, I was just saying, there's things I can't help.
#24 - It was a satire on Canadin health care, people always glorify … 01/27/2015 on How it should have ended -1
#9 - His cancer would have developed to a point of being irrevirsab…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2015 on How it should have ended -6
#23 - thetarget (01/27/2015) [-]
If your disease is severe you get bumped to the top of the list. Cancer = instant treatment. Minor ailment = Several months wait.
User avatar #14 - Gandalfthewhite (01/27/2015) [-]
My friend was diagnosed with leukaemia and started her treatment 2 weeks later. Don't know if that's because UK healthcare is better than Canada's though or if the wait is a misconception
#26 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
The wait isn't a misconception...it is just that the long wait only applies to treatments that don't require immediate implementation. Wanna replace your knee because you broke once when you were young and it has been causing you immense pain in your old age...wait a couple years. You have cancer...they'll fix you right up real quick.
#11 - theruse (01/27/2015) [-]
That's the joke, m8. At least I hope it is. I know there ain't no 1 week wait time.
User avatar #24 - onceman (01/27/2015) [-]
It was a satire on Canadin health care, people always glorify how it's free, but the actual health care is sub par and heres usually long wait times
#5 - yes 01/26/2015 on Regulars +1
#53 - I feel like the original Dank WebM were a lot more random and …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/26/2015 on More Dank WebMs #2 +4
#57 - infinitereaper (01/26/2015) [-]
In some respect, it can't be the same, I'm not ugoboom, my tastes are a little different.
But I am listening to everyone's feedback carefully and am trying to get the ball rolling.
User avatar #172 - DrewRSmith (01/27/2015) [-]
This was truly dank my friend.
#138 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
i like these better
User avatar #107 - angusss (01/27/2015) [-]
I like yours better, i dont feel like i have to continually adjust my volume and stop halfway through random shit that always breaks into dubstep and quotes from MW2.
User avatar #66 - seikestrom (01/26/2015) [-]
do you know the source on this vid?
User avatar #67 - infinitereaper (01/26/2015) [-]
Pogo music on youtube. Dude is on the next level.
User avatar #68 - seikestrom (01/26/2015) [-]
I didn't know pogo made one for skyrim. When was this?
#89 - It's been around for a while tbhm there's a whole family. … 01/26/2015 on Title 0
#120 - not openly, or on the low 01/26/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #12 +1
#26 - I used to spend a lot of time on /sp/ and that was always a re… 01/25/2015 on The Only Solution. 0
#13 - Yeah that was purposeful, I liked it  [+] (10 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Chowder +12
User avatar #46 - icameheretotroll (01/25/2015) [-]
Yeah I always liked to stare into the abyss that was chowder's hat
User avatar #16 - langweilig (01/25/2015) [-]
it bugs me. why does it do that?
User avatar #17 - zonryu (01/25/2015) [-]
artistic choice what other reason would there be for it

it was an interesting choice they made cus they liked it
User avatar #18 - langweilig (01/25/2015) [-]
rofl idk i thought they might have explained it in the show or something. i never watch it
User avatar #21 - YllekNayr (01/25/2015) [-]
It's an artistic style.

Imagine if you will, a wall covered in purple wallpaper, and in front of that wall is a second wall that you cannot see through. There is a window in the shape of chowder's hat that moves all along this second wall that allows you to see the wallpaper of the first wall. The pattern is static, and the hat moves, giving the impression of the pattern moving as the character moves.

It's a style that's been used in a variety of animated shows, and doesn't serve any purpose to the actual plot or character. Purely an animation style.
User avatar #24 - oxymoronking (01/25/2015) [-]
thats exactly how i always imagined it
except i had no idea how animation worked, so i thought they spent hours cutting out paper for hats
a bit like how now i waste paper on tf2 hats
#38 - someoneforamoment (01/25/2015) [-]
It's a lazy pattern fill.
User avatar #19 - zonryu (01/25/2015) [-]
well ill tell you this

it IS a show for kids but it has a few adult jokes in it that will at least make you chuckle

but if you dont like puns id steer clear of it because it is basically "Food Puns: the show"
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User avatar #20 - langweilig (01/25/2015) [-]
oh crap. i find puns hilarious...but i dont know if i can look past the hat thingy ahhhh
#85 - thank you m8  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on Facebook (1000) 0
#86 - thefates (01/24/2015) [-]

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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