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onceman

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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:5/25/2015
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#16 - No his parents were foster parents to many kids, his dad seeme… 05/04/2015 on Dem feels 0
#314 - how come you only replied to him?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Gif 0
#318 - fecalizator (05/02/2015) [-]
15 hours late, but here, have one my favorite graphics interchange formats
#206 - ASAP As soon as possible, so by you're logic, you pronounc… 05/01/2015 on Gif +1
#21 - besides all the physics and **** , from the audio, it so… 05/01/2015 on Physics +1
#46 - It's incredibly bad for your joints tho  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on Crossfitters Be Like +1
User avatar #93 - crazycommando (04/26/2015) [-]
i don't legit crossfit, i do the the same style, the circuits and all, but no kipping pullups, no crazy stuff, i just like to mix up the bases a bit, keep it diverse... and dude, being in themilitary is bad for your joints so either way i'm fucked lol
#97 - Well I mean his Carter III album did sell around 1.5 million c… 04/20/2015 on You wouldn't download a car... 0
#96 - how much of his music have you listened to? 04/20/2015 on You wouldn't download a car... 0
#3 - crazy how nature make dat 04/19/2015 on Amazing street art 0
#36 - Did you read my comment at all? He didn't know if it would gro…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2015 on How to Not Lie 0
User avatar #37 - honzo (04/12/2015) [-]
it's the difference between making an assertion and making a guess, as well as how much you know about the situation. if youre guessing that youre going to break your leg, then you were wrong. if you were saying that you were going to break your leg and you knew (somehow) for a fact that you would not, then youre lying.

since we can assume that Pinocchio's statement was made in a completely controlled environment, with no surrounding context, then we can say that he is lying because there is no evidence of him telling a lie in the near future, thus making his statement intentionally false. had he told a lie soon after making the statement, then it would be true, but since Pinocchio has complete control over whether or not his nose grows, and we have no knowledge of him telling a lie after this, then we can accurately make the assertion that he was lying.
User avatar #47 - mrbuu (04/12/2015) [-]
For him to lie he needs to know the answer for himself or he is just wrong. 1. he knows the answer is no. his nose grows since he was lieing ,but the statement was true. be he himself new the answer was going to be no at that moment,but the growing of his nose made the statement true,but he still lied at that moment. 2. his nose doesn't grow. making the statement false ,but new new it was yes. so his nose can't grow as that wouldn't been a lie,just a false statement 3. he doesn't know the answer and his nose doesn't grow as he can not lie about something he doesn't know the correct answer to. lieing and being wrong are not the same.
User avatar #48 - honzo (04/12/2015) [-]
i didn't say they were the same. please re-read my comment.
#34 - his nose doesn't grow, cause that isn't a lie, you can't lie a…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2015 on How to Not Lie 0
User avatar #35 - honzo (04/12/2015) [-]
but that would mean he was lying, because his nose would not have grown, so his nose would then grow. but if it grew, he would have been telling the truth
User avatar #36 - onceman (04/12/2015) [-]
Did you read my comment at all? He didn't know if it would grow or not, since he didn't know, it wouldn't be a lie, you can't lie about something you don't know the truth to, and when he makes the statement, he wouldn't already have known if it would grow or not.

That's like me saying "I'll break my leg tomorrow" if I don't actually break my leg tomorrow, I wasn't lying, I was just incorrect
User avatar #37 - honzo (04/12/2015) [-]
it's the difference between making an assertion and making a guess, as well as how much you know about the situation. if youre guessing that youre going to break your leg, then you were wrong. if you were saying that you were going to break your leg and you knew (somehow) for a fact that you would not, then youre lying.

since we can assume that Pinocchio's statement was made in a completely controlled environment, with no surrounding context, then we can say that he is lying because there is no evidence of him telling a lie in the near future, thus making his statement intentionally false. had he told a lie soon after making the statement, then it would be true, but since Pinocchio has complete control over whether or not his nose grows, and we have no knowledge of him telling a lie after this, then we can accurately make the assertion that he was lying.
User avatar #47 - mrbuu (04/12/2015) [-]
For him to lie he needs to know the answer for himself or he is just wrong. 1. he knows the answer is no. his nose grows since he was lieing ,but the statement was true. be he himself new the answer was going to be no at that moment,but the growing of his nose made the statement true,but he still lied at that moment. 2. his nose doesn't grow. making the statement false ,but new new it was yes. so his nose can't grow as that wouldn't been a lie,just a false statement 3. he doesn't know the answer and his nose doesn't grow as he can not lie about something he doesn't know the correct answer to. lieing and being wrong are not the same.
User avatar #48 - honzo (04/12/2015) [-]
i didn't say they were the same. please re-read my comment.
#300 - Ibero amrica has the root word Ibero deriving from the word Ib…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on GO! 0
User avatar #301 - Fjcf (04/11/2015) [-]
Yes it is, it only takes into account iberian languages, which in the case of America, only spanish and portuguese are spoken. This way it excludes the french speaking countries and regions. If what you are trying to refer to are only the spanish speaking countries than its Hispanoamerica.
#298 - yeah latin, in quebec they speak french a latin language, but …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2015 on GO! 0
#299 - Fjcf (04/11/2015) [-]
Technically it is, thats why the term latinamerica is not very accurate.Thats why I said iberoamerica, which excludes french speaking countries or regions like Haiti or Quebec.
User avatar #300 - onceman (04/11/2015) [-]
Ibero amrica has the root word Ibero deriving from the word Iberian referring to the iberean peninsula which is spain and portugal, so it's not really any more accurate.
User avatar #301 - Fjcf (04/11/2015) [-]
Yes it is, it only takes into account iberian languages, which in the case of America, only spanish and portuguese are spoken. This way it excludes the french speaking countries and regions. If what you are trying to refer to are only the spanish speaking countries than its Hispanoamerica.
#295 - are you tryna troll me?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2015 on GO! 0
User avatar #297 - Fjcf (04/11/2015) [-]
you dont know the history of the term latino, do you?
User avatar #298 - onceman (04/11/2015) [-]
yeah latin, in quebec they speak french a latin language, but look it up, Quebec is not part of Latin America
#299 - Fjcf (04/11/2015) [-]
Technically it is, thats why the term latinamerica is not very accurate.Thats why I said iberoamerica, which excludes french speaking countries or regions like Haiti or Quebec.
User avatar #300 - onceman (04/11/2015) [-]
Ibero amrica has the root word Ibero deriving from the word Iberian referring to the iberean peninsula which is spain and portugal, so it's not really any more accurate.
User avatar #301 - Fjcf (04/11/2015) [-]
Yes it is, it only takes into account iberian languages, which in the case of America, only spanish and portuguese are spoken. This way it excludes the french speaking countries and regions. If what you are trying to refer to are only the spanish speaking countries than its Hispanoamerica.
#220 - latinamerica more like  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2015 on GO! 0
User avatar #226 - Fjcf (04/10/2015) [-]
no, because its missing quebec
User avatar #295 - onceman (04/10/2015) [-]
are you tryna troll me?
User avatar #297 - Fjcf (04/11/2015) [-]
you dont know the history of the term latino, do you?
User avatar #298 - onceman (04/11/2015) [-]
yeah latin, in quebec they speak french a latin language, but look it up, Quebec is not part of Latin America
#299 - Fjcf (04/11/2015) [-]
Technically it is, thats why the term latinamerica is not very accurate.Thats why I said iberoamerica, which excludes french speaking countries or regions like Haiti or Quebec.
User avatar #300 - onceman (04/11/2015) [-]
Ibero amrica has the root word Ibero deriving from the word Iberian referring to the iberean peninsula which is spain and portugal, so it's not really any more accurate.
User avatar #301 - Fjcf (04/11/2015) [-]
Yes it is, it only takes into account iberian languages, which in the case of America, only spanish and portuguese are spoken. This way it excludes the french speaking countries and regions. If what you are trying to refer to are only the spanish speaking countries than its Hispanoamerica.
#212 - I got 60 but I feel like I would have different results if I wasn't 16 04/06/2015 on Take the Test: Are You a... 0
#30 - Picture 04/06/2015 on Played like a fiddle 0
#73 - not the best if you don't like human interraction I assume.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Zangief 0
User avatar #74 - sweetellie (04/06/2015) [-]
I'm fine talking to customers since I just have to say the same stuff all the time it's just if I'm outside work I have difficulty with people
#71 - well that's a valid point, do you have a job ?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Zangief 0
User avatar #72 - sweetellie (04/06/2015) [-]
I work part time currently, I'm a cashier
User avatar #73 - onceman (04/06/2015) [-]
not the best if you don't like human interraction I assume.
User avatar #74 - sweetellie (04/06/2015) [-]
I'm fine talking to customers since I just have to say the same stuff all the time it's just if I'm outside work I have difficulty with people
#69 - solo?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Zangief 0
User avatar #70 - sweetellie (04/06/2015) [-]
I think porn stuff is kinda not my thing what with the total lack of confidence and all that.
User avatar #71 - onceman (04/06/2015) [-]
well that's a valid point, do you have a job ?
User avatar #72 - sweetellie (04/06/2015) [-]
I work part time currently, I'm a cashier
User avatar #73 - onceman (04/06/2015) [-]
not the best if you don't like human interraction I assume.
User avatar #74 - sweetellie (04/06/2015) [-]
I'm fine talking to customers since I just have to say the same stuff all the time it's just if I'm outside work I have difficulty with people
#66 - well then uuuuhhhhh you can make some easy money by m…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Zangief 0
User avatar #67 - sweetellie (04/06/2015) [-]
human contact tho.
User avatar #69 - onceman (04/06/2015) [-]
solo?
User avatar #70 - sweetellie (04/06/2015) [-]
I think porn stuff is kinda not my thing what with the total lack of confidence and all that.
User avatar #71 - onceman (04/06/2015) [-]
well that's a valid point, do you have a job ?
User avatar #72 - sweetellie (04/06/2015) [-]
I work part time currently, I'm a cashier
User avatar #73 - onceman (04/06/2015) [-]
not the best if you don't like human interraction I assume.
User avatar #74 - sweetellie (04/06/2015) [-]
I'm fine talking to customers since I just have to say the same stuff all the time it's just if I'm outside work I have difficulty with people
#63 - you don't know what some dudes are into may I suggest…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Zangief 0
#64 - sweetellie (04/06/2015) [-]
but man, that'd take actual effort and stuff
User avatar #66 - onceman (04/06/2015) [-]
well then uuuuhhhhh

you can make some easy money by making face sitting videos, there's always a market in that
User avatar #67 - sweetellie (04/06/2015) [-]
human contact tho.
User avatar #69 - onceman (04/06/2015) [-]
solo?
User avatar #70 - sweetellie (04/06/2015) [-]
I think porn stuff is kinda not my thing what with the total lack of confidence and all that.
User avatar #71 - onceman (04/06/2015) [-]
well that's a valid point, do you have a job ?
User avatar #72 - sweetellie (04/06/2015) [-]
I work part time currently, I'm a cashier
User avatar #73 - onceman (04/06/2015) [-]
not the best if you don't like human interraction I assume.
User avatar #74 - sweetellie (04/06/2015) [-]
I'm fine talking to customers since I just have to say the same stuff all the time it's just if I'm outside work I have difficulty with people
#39 - Comment deleted 04/05/2015 on Art by John Holcroft 0
#27 - Sorry, Lil Wayne is one of my favourite rappers and people who… 04/04/2015 on Whose line 0
#16 - People who don't know about Hip Hop: radfactory  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Whose line -7
User avatar #22 - kofola (04/04/2015) [-]
People who are retarded:

onceman
User avatar #27 - onceman (04/04/2015) [-]
Sorry, Lil Wayne is one of my favourite rappers and people who critique him tend to think he's a relatively recent artist so they don't know his actual resume
#126 - there's a valid argument about the girl that was 4% over in av…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp 4 0
#168 - ruderoody (04/04/2015) [-]
She's a girl she's 5'7 and she weighs 200 pounds, my girlfriend is 5'10 and does two sports as well as goes to the gym she probably has more muscle then me and she doesn't even come close to 200 pounds girls usually weigh less then guys my girlfriend weighs less then me even with all the shit she does like BMI aside bitch is just fat.

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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