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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#167 - I hate this, J cole and kendrick lamar boith put out way bette…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Link in Desc. +8
User avatar #243 - migzdgreat (04/21/2014) [-]
I agree, Mack was definitely very influential as an artist.
User avatar #212 - gameless (04/21/2014) [-]
Just before I jump in this ... What exactly is the time100?
User avatar #247 - snowshark (04/21/2014) [-]
Time Magazine is sort of a chronicle of the ages. Every one has a 'Man/Woman of the year' on the cover, someone who is noteable throughout the year and worth being remembered as resemblant of the year itself. I.E. Hitler was man of the year once.

This is basically a contest to see who deserves to be remembered the most for time's 100th birthday and so far as I can tell there are only two people on that list who have consistently released fantastic music and they're both under one choice. What is more, their song 'Get Lucky' kick-started the retro-revival last year which is finally blowing away all the terrible club music.
User avatar #326 - gameless (04/21/2014) [-]
So it is for more then just artists? But we only get to see the nominated artists here?
#166 - They're much better at producing, but actual musical talent, I…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Link in Desc. 0
User avatar #203 - PanicAttack (04/21/2014) [-]
Even if musical ability didn't include writing music, both members of Daft Punk can and do play multiple instruments as well. Other than singing, there isn't a single thing Justin does better.
User avatar #194 - roninneko (04/21/2014) [-]
"Daft Punk's music is better though"

And that's the point. The award isn't just for singing; it's for overall excellence.
#19 - Wow what an incredibly white suburban thing to do 04/20/2014 on best father son costume ever -3
#39 - This is comparing with who though? Cause Chris Evans and Chris…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Robert Downey Junior 0
User avatar #40 - schneidend (04/20/2014) [-]
I think it's pretty obvious who they're comparing. The entire team.
#78 - You've probably heard a bunch of explinations, but just think … 04/19/2014 on All knowing Snapple 0
#54 - Only Fedor Emelianenko would be perfectly fine after that.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Now i'm falling asleep 0
#59 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
It doesn't hurt being slammed, unless you landed wrong.
User avatar #76 - schneidend (04/19/2014) [-]
> It doesn't hurt being slammed
Are you suggesting that being violently thrown to the ground by a giant dude who intends to hurt you would not be painful? That's not a .gif of professional wrestling. It's mixed martial arts. They aren't choreographing that to inflict minimal damage. It hurts.
User avatar #74 - elsuperburrito (04/19/2014) [-]
You mean like... On your head...?
#152 - I'd rather have moral, compassionate idiots. There are too man… 04/19/2014 on 3000 0
#499 - Yeah I see that, but I see it with androids too, some people u… 04/19/2014 on pretty much everyone on... 0
#86 - We don't call that region, Latin Europe though. Latin Amer… 04/18/2014 on Confessions 0
#224 - Nobody I know has any big complaints about iphones, actually, …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2014 on pretty much everyone on... +1
#246 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
You probably don't know many people.. During high school all you would see is people looking for an outlet to charge their already half dead ipod/iphone.
User avatar #499 - onceman (04/19/2014) [-]
Yeah I see that, but I see it with androids too, some people use their phones a lot, with a lot of different things running.
#38 - By what you've said I hope you recognize Lil Wayne's contribut… 04/18/2014 on How I See Rap Today... 0
#41 - I hate him, he's a scheeming caniving little cunt tbh 04/18/2014 on one of my favorite american... +1
#628 - Necks are for those with no traps 04/17/2014 on Get FIT Fast! - a quick guide 0
#233 - I moved to Canada from Florida and wont nothing more than to m… 04/14/2014 on Land of freedom indeed 0
#119 - Yeah I agree, JB isn't a good example of canadians and Canada … 04/14/2014 on celcius master race 0
#7 - Hurr every wealthy professional is a corrupt scumbag  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2014 on 8 out of 10 of dentist say... 0
#14 - firesky (04/13/2014) [-]
I agree with you that not every doctor is a moneygrabbing faggot.
But believe me, the majority of them are.
I know some that don't do it for the money, but most of them do. Many work overtimes just because they get payed more for it then for regular hours.

Not to mention that ~90% have an ego that doesn't fit into a single room even if they are too stupid to insult.
#15 - allinallout (04/13/2014) [-]
yeah, but medical school is HARD as fuck and requires ALOT of work no matter how you graduate. Trust me, they deserve it after the 8 years of useless bullshit they have to learn that they can subsequently just google
#18 - firesky (04/13/2014) [-]
Well, the medical education takes different times in different countries. Where I live it's 6 years.

And just because they managed to finish their studies, doesn't mean they can/should be moneygrabbing faggots or that they are good at what they are doing,
just because they are good in memorising (or cheating in some rare cases).

A friend of mine recently got her medical licence as a dentist. She had one woman in some courses that snapped and was 1 year in a mental asylum reading the bible believing she is Jesus. Now she's finishing her study.
Or another that after an argument with her boyfriend drilled with so much pressure the tooth she was practicing on was burnt.

And for the moneygrabbing part: My father works in a hospital in the controlling for 22 years now and tells me about shit most doctor's (not all) do just because of money on a regular basis.
#23 - allinallout (04/13/2014) [-]
+1
#38 - I play soccer and have taught myself how to kick pretty well w…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on Damn it lefty, get yo sh*t... 0
User avatar #53 - sketchE (04/13/2014) [-]
same here. that was the best part about being a righty but then pulling otu a lefty kick against my friends
#158 - You should have tried really hard in school and gone for valdi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Now that's a good father +1
User avatar #159 - huntergriff (04/11/2014) [-]
meh.
#216 - Really, that's just a really well edited and taken picture of … 04/10/2014 on Child Stars Then and Now... 0
#213 - Sofia Vergara is a lot more attractive than Emma Watson so I'm… 04/09/2014 on y'all thought +1
#71 - Well I have lived in the states and it was the same case there… 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
#70 - Yeah after his No Ceilings mixtape, everything he made was bad… 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
#35 - Obviously Eminem But with this job, I would imagine if som… 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
#31 - A lot of rappers use one voice for every song, especially the … 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
#30 - Basically, people don't look at his resume and give him the re… 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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