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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#270 - Well if you're gonna be literal then yeah, every artists while…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on autotune -1
#277 - anonymous (05/01/2014) [-]
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#241 - He's right, guy was terrible. Also Demi Lovato doesn't use Au… 04/27/2014 on autotune 0
#240 - But she doesn't use autotune  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2014 on autotune -3
User avatar #249 - sixfivefourtwoone (04/27/2014) [-]
thisisbait.jpg
User avatar #270 - onceman (04/27/2014) [-]
Well if you're gonna be literal then yeah, every artists while recording uses autotune, he would have as well if he became a recording artists, but she doesn't over-saturate it to the point where her real singing voice isn't part of it, she doesn't use it in concerts.
#277 - anonymous (05/01/2014) [-]
thisbaitisdelicious.jpeg
#13 - I know you didn't post the picture, but I think it's definitel… 04/27/2014 on Mmm 0
#101 - Woah there Canada, you're huge inferiority complex is showing again. 04/27/2014 on OH CANADA 0
#35 - I feel like she wasn't kidding about having nowhere to put her… 04/27/2014 on Pockets 0
#71 - How to be white 101 04/27/2014 on Faith in parenting restored +1
#96 - Cool, thank you.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on this made my day +1
User avatar #98 - novabird (04/26/2014) [-]
no problem.
#31 - People who put down teens for using things popular among teens…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on The 1 true way of YOLO +1
#95 - cabbagemayhem (04/27/2014) [-]
He looks pretty popular to me.
#86 - Couldn't the stitches tear though since it's most likely going…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2014 on this made my day +3
#95 - novabird (04/26/2014) [-]
eyup, they do my bird was rather clumsy as a hatchling and broke both of her legs, instead of walking around or trying to she had me carry her everywhere and would reach down from my neck guard that i carried her in to steal some of my food and drink but since then she's far more calm and cautious about things.
#113 - oculusmortis (04/26/2014) [-]
is that a solomon isle eclectus parrot?
#126 - novabird (04/26/2014) [-]
basically yes, she's actually a solomon/vosmary hybrid though.
User avatar #96 - onceman (04/26/2014) [-]
Cool, thank you.
User avatar #98 - novabird (04/26/2014) [-]
no problem.
#119 - Honestly, I value human life, but I would be fine with him hav… 04/26/2014 on 1chin, 2chin, 3chin +1
#28 - Comment deleted 04/25/2014 on How adults play soccer 0
#31 - Great post dude  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Metallica 0
#132 - captaincapital (04/25/2014) [-]
xD
#160 - anonymous (04/25/2014) [-]
great meme sir LOL xD ;^-]
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on How adults play soccer -1
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#185 - I think that this generation is very smart and well informed, … 04/24/2014 on Some Kids Will Save The World 0
#167 - I resent people who have lost "hope" for our generat…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Some Kids Will Save The World +3
User avatar #184 - ronyx (04/24/2014) [-]
You would think that with all the free information and the internet itself, this generation would be a little smarter.
User avatar #185 - onceman (04/24/2014) [-]
I think that this generation is very smart and well informed, it just doesn't seem that way because we have methods of hearing about stupid shit that people did in a matter of seconds after it happens.
#30 - But sofia vergara is a lot more attractive than Jennifer Lawrence  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Perfect Woman +5
User avatar #32 - skiskate (04/22/2014) [-]
True, I was just posting boob jiggling
#50 - Hitting is for pets who don't know the concepts of empathy, sy… 04/22/2014 on Full metal lycan 0
#117 - Notice how he tries to keep going SHIGGY DIGGY 04/22/2014 on Soccer players be like 0
#76 - good and bad songs you mean Lil Wayne has some … 04/22/2014 on (untitled) +6
#194 - It's cause it's the only argument I need. According to most ma… 04/22/2014 on spy kids go deep 0
#102 - Sandals board shorts tank top 10/10 beach look 04/22/2014 on True Facts 0
#192 - I was just saying, it's not a good quote, it doesn't make sense  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on spy kids go deep 0
User avatar #193 - darthblam (04/22/2014) [-]
It makes perfect sense, your argument of "not enough evidence" for a situation related to God is just redundant.
With how much "evidence" there is literally anyone can think of God how they want and have a valid spot to stand.
User avatar #194 - onceman (04/22/2014) [-]
It's cause it's the only argument I need. According to most major religions, God is omnipotent, there is no reason somebody with unlimited power would fear his creation.
Plus he's done worse than us if you want to get specific and literal
#110 - Actually the quote is more pretentious tbh because there's not…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/21/2014 on spy kids go deep -6
#156 - smasselski (04/21/2014) [-]
get outta here
#162 - mangse (04/21/2014) [-]
#118 - darthblam (04/21/2014) [-]
You're taking this shit too seriously, bro.
User avatar #192 - onceman (04/22/2014) [-]
I was just saying, it's not a good quote, it doesn't make sense
User avatar #193 - darthblam (04/22/2014) [-]
It makes perfect sense, your argument of "not enough evidence" for a situation related to God is just redundant.
With how much "evidence" there is literally anyone can think of God how they want and have a valid spot to stand.
User avatar #194 - onceman (04/22/2014) [-]
It's cause it's the only argument I need. According to most major religions, God is omnipotent, there is no reason somebody with unlimited power would fear his creation.
Plus he's done worse than us if you want to get specific and literal
#100 - The writter was trying to be 2deep4u, really if what is writte…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/21/2014 on spy kids go deep 0
#108 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
Found the pretentious 15 year old
User avatar #110 - onceman (04/21/2014) [-]
Actually the quote is more pretentious tbh because there's not evidence that would lead somebody to come up with that conclusion about God and his people.
Plus I could talk about how God according to scripture is omnipresent
#156 - smasselski (04/21/2014) [-]
get outta here
#162 - mangse (04/21/2014) [-]
#118 - darthblam (04/21/2014) [-]
You're taking this shit too seriously, bro.
User avatar #192 - onceman (04/22/2014) [-]
I was just saying, it's not a good quote, it doesn't make sense
User avatar #193 - darthblam (04/22/2014) [-]
It makes perfect sense, your argument of "not enough evidence" for a situation related to God is just redundant.
With how much "evidence" there is literally anyone can think of God how they want and have a valid spot to stand.
User avatar #194 - onceman (04/22/2014) [-]
It's cause it's the only argument I need. According to most major religions, God is omnipotent, there is no reason somebody with unlimited power would fear his creation.
Plus he's done worse than us if you want to get specific and literal
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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