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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#36 - You mean the George Lopez with a syndicated sitcom and a talk show? 10/07/2013 on The best celebrity... 0
#73 - thought it was like semen with milk or water  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2013 on god got his priorities... +2
User avatar #76 - rosietheamazon (10/07/2013) [-]
me too...
#74 - jgwentworthhh (10/07/2013) [-]
#101 - like sinkhole de Mayo? 10/07/2013 on Just another day on earth 0
#33 - you've never lived in South Florida then 10/06/2013 on happened to all of us 0
#159 - *tips fedora* 10/06/2013 on troll in action +2
#67 - we'e talking about her face here, whch hasn't chnaged much  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on You had one job BTB 0
User avatar #68 - alexandervascus (10/07/2013) [-]
In that case I have to label you as blind! She looks as droopy and as slutty as a crack whore. But its OK, no problem with being blind. Have a nice day
#39 - Poor guy has a tumor on his stomach but that lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on This may be the finest logo... +3
User avatar #62 - tabarzins (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm more concerned about what looks to be his tail.
#63 - so you actually believe she's ugly? or average  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2013 on You had one job BTB 0
#64 - alexandervascus (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but she looks like a cheap whore now. She used to look fine before, but now she looks like shit.
User avatar #67 - onceman (10/06/2013) [-]
we'e talking about her face here, whch hasn't chnaged much
User avatar #68 - alexandervascus (10/07/2013) [-]
In that case I have to label you as blind! She looks as droopy and as slutty as a crack whore. But its OK, no problem with being blind. Have a nice day
#76 - >shrek >avatar >bad boys >die hard …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on Things gamers will never say. 0
User avatar #86 - BmanX (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he's talking about game-to-film adaptations. ie. Alone in the Dark, Super Mario Bros., Double Dragon, etc.
#22 - Too bad her face is actually pretty  [+] (5 new replies) 10/06/2013 on You had one job BTB -3
#49 - alexandervascus (10/06/2013) [-]
#63 - onceman (10/06/2013) [-]
so you actually believe she's ugly? or average
#64 - alexandervascus (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but she looks like a cheap whore now. She used to look fine before, but now she looks like shit.
User avatar #67 - onceman (10/06/2013) [-]
we'e talking about her face here, whch hasn't chnaged much
User avatar #68 - alexandervascus (10/07/2013) [-]
In that case I have to label you as blind! She looks as droopy and as slutty as a crack whore. But its OK, no problem with being blind. Have a nice day
#24 - But there's ways of teling if a girl is playing hard to get or…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on puSSY +1
User avatar #30 - HarvietheDinkle (10/06/2013) [-]
Which seems normal

but men making girls take the extra effort? No one complains about it, but inevitably those men will just be ignored. The effects are different between the genders.
#36 - I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION 10/05/2013 on Monty Python FTW 0
#32 - I like beards but you can go **** yourself if you…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on Shaving! +1
#69 - tyraxio (10/04/2013) [-]
MFW people did not get your joke
#21 - McDonalds fries 10/04/2013 on Real wordplay +3
#100 - wow that's just adoralbe, great pic thumb for you  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on 4chin +1
#106 - mytwocents has deleted their comment.
#195 - modern way of saying "style" I meant 10/04/2013 on SWAG 0
#194 - 1. I can't really afford to have swag (snapbacks, Jordans, Obe…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on SWAG +1
User avatar #195 - onceman (10/04/2013) [-]
modern way of saying "style" I meant
#133 - Ketchup used to be used as medicine, so everytime people eat a…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/03/2013 on SWAG 0
User avatar #140 - landerp (10/03/2013) [-]
Well feel free to shoot up some Heinz that should hopefully cure whatever debilitating disease is causing you faggots to defend the word "swag." Just know that whenever you use that word, although your friends may think its cool, most people will be silently thinking to themselves "what a douche." So keep on saying swag and "being yourself" by following the dumbass trends of this dumbass society.

I hope in time you will see how incredibly stupid you sound.
User avatar #194 - onceman (10/04/2013) [-]
1. I can't really afford to have swag (snapbacks, Jordans, Obey shirts)
2. If I say it, it's ironically
3. Literally only 9-13 year olds are bothered by popular teenage trends or words, why take something so insignificant to seriously, why genuenly get mad when somebody says swag seriously? What's the harm being done. It's essentially jost a really modern word or "style"
User avatar #195 - onceman (10/04/2013) [-]
modern way of saying "style" I meant
#439 - Didn't even think of that, my mistake.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2013 on Mainly for Americans +1
#440 - facepalmftw (10/03/2013) [-]
It's all good. Just try to remember that our leader should be held to a higher standard than all us followers.
#435 - I haven't been taught this ever, I don't believe this is speci…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/02/2013 on Mainly for Americans +1
#438 - facepalmftw (10/03/2013) [-]
I guess I just hold our President to a slightly higher standard of education. Y'know, cause he's the FREAKING PRESIDENT.
User avatar #439 - onceman (10/03/2013) [-]
Didn't even think of that, my mistake.
#440 - facepalmftw (10/03/2013) [-]
It's all good. Just try to remember that our leader should be held to a higher standard than all us followers.
#144 - Guys watch out in the comment section, it's full of edges.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2013 on do you even caust? +2
#189 - huffe (10/01/2013) [-]
wow what a cool guy
he is so much better than everyone else here by calling us edgy
good on you guy, good on you
#146 - notfanny (10/01/2013) [-]
#118 - Anything worth doing is worth doing right.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2013 on I can see why . . . 0
#151 - forahilarm (10/01/2013) [-]
Exactly. Our time here as far as we know is finite. We are born, and then we will die. If you have to spend some of your valuable time on anything, the least you can do if put your time into it. If you don't, then you're wasting your time, and that is fine if you waste yours alone. However, if what you do affects others, then you should feel ashamed for not putting all you can into it, because you wasted their time, time they can never get back.

tl;dr - People shouldn't waste their own or other's time.
User avatar #125 - zaphster (09/30/2013) [-]
Anything worth doing is worth doing in stilettos.
#357 - I'm 5'5'', and my dick that would look average on a tall guy l… 09/30/2013 on Advantages of being short 0
#64 - This was an actualy youtube video before it was a vine.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on Just a puddle +3
User avatar #83 - thatevanguy (09/30/2013) [-]
Now I'm really not okay with this.
#65 - I was just thinking that, two of my vafourite movies. 09/29/2013 on Role playing at it's best. +1
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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