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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#158 - You should have tried really hard in school and gone for valdi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Now that's a good father +1
User avatar #159 - huntergriff (04/11/2014) [-]
meh.
#216 - Really, that's just a really well edited and taken picture of … 04/10/2014 on Child Stars Then and Now... 0
#213 - Sofia Vergara is a lot more attractive than Emma Watson so I'm… 04/09/2014 on y'all thought +1
#71 - Well I have lived in the states and it was the same case there… 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
#70 - Yeah after his No Ceilings mixtape, everything he made was bad… 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
#35 - Obviously Eminem But with this job, I would imagine if som… 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
#31 - A lot of rappers use one voice for every song, especially the … 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
#30 - Basically, people don't look at his resume and give him the re… 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
#29 - I'm noit saying he's the best rapper, or better than Eminem, I… 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
#22 - soul** 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk -2
#21 - It's not about being sad, it's about being angry and resentful…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk -3
User avatar #24 - noblexfenrir (04/09/2014) [-]
I know, and it didn't even provide a hint of that kind of emotion. When I say emotional, and this applies to the video you just linked, he literally sounds so flat and bland I can't get myself into the lyrics and the subject material. The lyrics in the one you linked are better than the last, but it doesn't change the fact he didn't do justice to them.
User avatar #31 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
A lot of rappers use one voice for every song, especially the black ones tbh.
I'm not saying he's the best, or he's amazing, I'm saying he's way more hated than he should be.
User avatar #22 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
soul**
#13 - Your hate for him is blinding you, Kim Kardashian is beautiful… 04/09/2014 on The West 0
#19 - If you really think that then you do not have enough knowledge…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk -2
User avatar #69 - jordoguy (04/09/2014) [-]
I can play guitar, keyboards and sing, just because I'm not famous doesn't mean I can't judge him. And if he's done so many good songs why is it all the one's people know are absolute bollocks? And don't even get me started on his so called 'rock' album all of which was basically rip offs of Blink 182 not to mention he pretends to play guitar when on stage. Don't assume because I don't like something you do means I don't know anything about it because I do, and what I say still stands, he's a mediocre AT BEST rapper who for some reason has made millions from barely doing anything and then says he wants 25 million dollars as an offer to make his next album, it takes a special kind of dick head to have an ego like that.
User avatar #70 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
Yeah after his No Ceilings mixtape, everything he made was bad, including rebirth, his "rock" album, I did say his earlier work. He started out as a rapper with good flow and bars, the type of hip hop he did was not the type that had deep emotional lyrics, it was the type that personified the dirty south gangster scene.
As for people not only knowing about the bad music he's produced, it's mostly who you associate yourself with, all my friends hate lil wayne and think he's shit, do they know anything he has produced before 2008? Nope, I doubt some of them even know he started in the 90s, and that's why they repeat what everyone on the bandwaggon repeats "all he does i rhyme nigga with nigga" and what not.
User avatar #20 - noblexfenrir (04/09/2014) [-]
Don't really have an opinion on Lil' Wayne, however the song you linked is absolutely horrible. The lyrics are nothing more than bland lines from an unemotional perspective with crap bias thrown in, the flow lends no credibility to the seriousness involved in what was being discussed, I should be able to feel some emotion when discussing Katrina and people dying, instead it passes by with me barely even noticing he talked about it.

While I don't agree with the subject, a much better example of what this could have been with better lyrics and better emphasis would be Mosh by Eminem.
User avatar #21 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
It's not about being sad, it's about being angry and resentful, coming from how most people from the area would have projected it.
If you want emotion and sould, here you go.

Tie My Hands - Lil Wayne ft. Robin Thicke
User avatar #24 - noblexfenrir (04/09/2014) [-]
I know, and it didn't even provide a hint of that kind of emotion. When I say emotional, and this applies to the video you just linked, he literally sounds so flat and bland I can't get myself into the lyrics and the subject material. The lyrics in the one you linked are better than the last, but it doesn't change the fact he didn't do justice to them.
User avatar #31 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
A lot of rappers use one voice for every song, especially the black ones tbh.
I'm not saying he's the best, or he's amazing, I'm saying he's way more hated than he should be.
User avatar #22 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
soul**
#18 - Lil Wayne is my favourite rapper, he's a very smart businessma…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk -2
User avatar #56 - rainbowrush (04/09/2014) [-]
Says a lot about the majority in your grade.
User avatar #71 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
Well I have lived in the states and it was the same case there with my literacy, I'm very literate. I had all honours and one AP class (this was 9th grade) there are no honours or AP here in Canada. If you're trying to insinuate that I lack intelligence then I really cannot stop you, but I know how intelligent I am.
#20 - Let's be honest, that movie wasn't good at all.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on I want this movie played at... -1
User avatar #29 - ivoryhammer (04/05/2014) [-]
The best thing about it was Velma.
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#12 - I really disliked her character in the show. 04/05/2014 on MEGAN 0
#123 - I don't think I'd hit a guy like that for yelling at my face. 04/05/2014 on so he could snipe the bitch +8
#335 - Well I was just saying how it's not really black and white, Ca… 04/05/2014 on Canada comp 0
#268 - Bud, I live in Hamilton, Ontario, it's **** here,…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Canada comp 0
#313 - Elemental (04/05/2014) [-]
Big secret, Nobody outside of ontario actually likes ontario.
User avatar #302 - derkarus (04/05/2014) [-]
I'm in St. Thomas, I know your pain.
User avatar #270 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
From what I've heard, some parts of N.L are pretty shit-tier. The good parts of Ontario or B.C are probably the kinds of places you want to go to see the better parts of the Canadian lifestyle.
#271 - curtt (04/05/2014) [-]
British Columbian signing in.
#127 - Wait was the theory that they'll have made up so many differe…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/05/2014 on monkeys 0
User avatar #128 - drzix (04/05/2014) [-]
Basically. I think original was infinite monkeys with infinite time, so they will inevitably write the entire works of Shakespeare eventually
User avatar #130 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
If there's infinite monkeys, they would theoretically write it instantly and an infinite amount of times along with infinite amounts of gibberish.
User avatar #134 - lolollo (04/05/2014) [-]
It's meant to make a note on the nature of "infinity" more than the nature of monkeis, or literature...

Like Schreodingers Cat and the literal thousands of ways any science can make it fit some point in their studies...
User avatar #135 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
I know, I'm commenting on the theoretical nature of infinity.
User avatar #136 - lolollo (04/05/2014) [-]
Oh I was agreeing with you, just as a bit of an adendum. People always confuse it to mean something about "insurmountable odds" or "monkeys can be smart to."
User avatar #137 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
I've never meant someone who saw it that way, they must not make the crayons in very bright colours around your parts.
User avatar #138 - lolollo (04/05/2014) [-]
I wanna say it has to do with their own bias. Like I met a lit major (ignoring the obvious criticism...) who uses it to talk about how you just need "enough time" and "practice" in order to get good at writing.

And my roommate still thinks Schreodinger's Cat is a metaphor in support of Contradictory evidence...He's a chemical engineer...
#264 - There are so many different things to consider, you can't just…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Canada comp +1
#272 - mrlego (04/05/2014) [-]
I said it was my opinion
User avatar #335 - onceman (04/05/2014) [-]
Well I was just saying how it's not really black and white, Canada's better in some ways, U.S. is better in others, and there are so many of these sub-categories that it's hard to really have a solid answer as to which country is better.
Sorry for ranting
#263 - Isn't protesting in general illegal in Canada because they hat…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Canada comp +1
User avatar #266 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
Three toonies say your friend's sister went to some backwoods Surrey kind of place.
User avatar #268 - onceman (04/05/2014) [-]
Bud, I live in Hamilton, Ontario, it's shit here, but I don't think the people at my school would do that.
She lived in Newfoundland at the time. I'm pretty sure there's more actual Canadians there than here so...
#313 - Elemental (04/05/2014) [-]
Big secret, Nobody outside of ontario actually likes ontario.
User avatar #302 - derkarus (04/05/2014) [-]
I'm in St. Thomas, I know your pain.
User avatar #270 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
From what I've heard, some parts of N.L are pretty shit-tier. The good parts of Ontario or B.C are probably the kinds of places you want to go to see the better parts of the Canadian lifestyle.
#271 - curtt (04/05/2014) [-]
British Columbian signing in.
#12 - Drake would have never been in the same class as Josh Unre… 04/04/2014 on I'm just like Drake 0
#91 - Do British people know about hispanics? Or are all their Mexic… 04/02/2014 on Jimmy Carr 0
#284 - My favourite rapper is Lil Wayne, but it's mind boggling that … 03/29/2014 on just eminem +3
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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