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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
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Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:4740
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Favorite Tags: game (2) | the (2)
Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

latest user's comments

#10 - she planned to do that, it's like when a girl (12-14) is with …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/09/2014 on me with girls +149
User avatar #167 - spoopyskeleton (08/10/2014) [-]
Well, you're wrong. It's the dance. She has to kiss him for the tv show.
#155 - dawggz (08/10/2014) [-]
Well look who has experience in little girls.
#21 - Ken M (08/09/2014) [-]
Actually, the kiss was part of the dance
User avatar #19 - crutos (08/09/2014) [-]
She probably ruined that guy's confidence the next couple of years.
User avatar #129 - theflamingfire (08/10/2014) [-]
Thanks wizard
#98 - Ken M (08/10/2014) [-]
More like the rest of his life.
User avatar #20 - crutos (08/09/2014) [-]
*for the
#8 - When you out with yo friends and realize you don't have your l… 08/09/2014 on When It Hits You 0
#13 - His/her science teacher is a ******* idiot actually… 08/09/2014 on Oxygen 0
#16 - I looked it up thinking it was gonna be god-awful, it actually…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Old Rivalries Die Hard +8
User avatar #54 - vexaton (08/08/2014) [-]
Probably because it's an independent film, and only got reviewed by fans.
#32 - larsemann (08/08/2014) [-]
Well, only 229 people have rated it so far, so it might drop.
#31 - karnovski (08/08/2014) [-]
fans
#21 - jeitron (08/08/2014) [-]
Imdb can be very generous with ratings at times especially since it's just a wikipedia for movies. Rotten tomatoes will probably give it a real rating..
#30 - Ken M (08/08/2014) [-]
god, one more done the hole....
#20 - Friendly reminder that this was after he was found guilty, jus… 08/07/2014 on Tupac 0
#13 - But doesn't everyone have Justin Bieber as their ringtone tho? 08/06/2014 on Bearby Bearby BearbY 0
#112 - I don't know what it is about her she's pretty, but not re…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Are you a masturbation addict? 0
User avatar #143 - thetaxman (08/06/2014) [-]
ok
#62 - It's easy to loose wight after pregnancy, my mom had my sister…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Make faces of fat a thing +3
#66 - blueskin (08/05/2014) [-]
i don't think it's easy to raise a child and work on your body simultaneously tbh, because for most women the first priority is health and well-being of their child, not her own

but since I'm not a woman and I will never be able to experience something I know nothing about
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User avatar #65 - Icedangel (08/05/2014) [-]
I know a many who recovered from shingles with no medications, just prayers. Obviously everyone should be able to, it's easy!
#14 - underrated comment 08/05/2014 on secret life 0
#114 - I would probably agree with you, but I am friends with a trans… 08/01/2014 on It's a Trap 0
#17 - same actor, not same character  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Does your face hurt? +9
User avatar #58 - iamtheballsack (08/01/2014) [-]
How do u know it's not the same character?
User avatar #20 - redrex (08/01/2014) [-]
oh damn, i thought that was some other actor doing a good badger impression.
#53 - She identifies herself as a female, not gonna opress her by sa…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2014 on It's a Trap -1
#97 - Ken M (08/01/2014) [-]
It's a sad state of affairs when a statement of reality is considered "oppression"
User avatar #114 - onceman (08/01/2014) [-]
I would probably agree with you, but I am friends with a transgendered person, he was born a girl but has taken steps to appear and act more masculine and I identify him as a male.
#16 - **onceman rolls 85** can any of y'all do it right? 07/31/2014 on This guy is a god 0
#6 - wow it took them 8 years to set the whole thing up  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Just some festival i Belgium! +172
#18 - rokkai (07/31/2014) [-]
#32 - swell with colombian pride 07/31/2014 on Neymar's Spine Fracture +1
#16 - she's blond and thin, doesn't mean she's attractive. She has n…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Or he's really talented 0
User avatar #20 - Sethorein (07/31/2014) [-]
He's a whale.
#11 - I honestly thought that the rules of chess were common knowled… 07/31/2014 on Movies and stuff... 0
#75 - Top three artists Lil Wayne J Cole Chance the rapp… 07/31/2014 on Then and now 0
#111 - I agree, but I mostly meant the gothic look and the uncomforta… 07/29/2014 on How bitches are 0
#16 - That guy is dating a ******* vampire  [+] (8 new replies) 07/28/2014 on How bitches are +40
User avatar #49 - playfaire (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if anyone has pointed it out, but it's from a Norwegian comic-strip, she's called Nemi. It's really good!
User avatar #34 - gamagoriira (07/28/2014) [-]
I see a deep sea Angler fish.
User avatar #111 - onceman (07/29/2014) [-]
I agree, but I mostly meant the gothic look and the uncomfortable paleness.
I'm well tanned and hate paleness
#33 - vorarephilia (07/28/2014) [-]
Vampire chicks would be good at sucking.
User avatar #44 - hierophant (07/28/2014) [-]
Dude, vampires don't suck. It's scrape and lick.
User avatar #50 - zzjames (07/28/2014) [-]
WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE YO BABIES SO DELICIOUS, DRACULA WOULDN'T HAFTA EAT 'EM
User avatar #54 - hierophant (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm so glad people got the reference!
#23 - Not a HUGE loss, I mean she's cute but her face seems like rea… 07/27/2014 on Good work boys.... 0
#16 - Hamilton, Ontario. 07/26/2014 on Canada during The Purge. 0
#29 - JESUS ******* CHRIST OP I WAS ******* HALF ASLEE… 07/26/2014 on Eye swap 0
#14 - Hate this glorification of Canadian politeness The people …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Canada during The Purge. 0
User avatar #15 - klaes (07/26/2014) [-]
You probably live in French Canada, then
User avatar #16 - onceman (07/26/2014) [-]
Hamilton, Ontario.
#13 - Comment deleted 07/26/2014 on Canada during The Purge. 0

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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