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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#185 - I realized it was difficult to read afterwards, basically it s… 04/25/2013 on It's the little differences 0
#169 - U WOT M8?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2013 on It's the little differences 0
User avatar #210 - mayormilkman (04/25/2013) [-]
You should try to find that image in .png or .jpg.
User avatar #181 - odytoboman (04/25/2013) [-]
I might consider thumbing this up if I could read it.
User avatar #185 - onceman (04/25/2013) [-]
I realized it was difficult to read afterwards, basically it shows that on average, football players are taller and heavier, lift heavier weight, and are faster, while rugby players run more.
#161 - Wow, he really wanted to tell that joke, and I'm pretty sure t… 04/25/2013 on It's the little differences +1
#33 - I find her pretty, but standard pretty. 04/25/2013 on worth a try 0
#110 - IP man is amazing, but not in my top 10. In no particular … 04/25/2013 on The Evolution of Tom Hardy 0
#97 - I heard Bronson was a mindfuck, and I fucking love Warrior, th… 04/25/2013 on The Evolution of Tom Hardy +6
#96 - That movies is one of the greatest of all time  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2013 on The Evolution of Tom Hardy +2
User avatar #109 - swaggrrr (04/25/2013) [-]
It is one of my favorite movies. For sure Top 10 but nothing beats Ip Man.
User avatar #110 - onceman (04/25/2013) [-]
IP man is amazing, but not in my top 10.
In no particular order mine are
Requiem for a dream
Eternal Sunshine of a spotless mind
Donnie Darko
Goodfellas
Warrior
A clockwork Orange
Drive
American Beauty
The Dark Knight rises
The Fighter
#33 - He's actually a youtube commentator, he mainly plays FIFA 04/24/2013 on when I say nigga +2
#261 - I know what you mean, and I would love to retire early with a …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on Swaggy 0
User avatar #271 - yologdog (04/24/2013) [-]
That's a silly reason to have respect for someone, you can respect what they've done to gain that money and even respect if they decide to change fields and try something new with their life.

But you shouldn't respect someone just for doing the same thing that got them rich in the first place, of course they're going to continue doing it, they're getting loaded off it.

And Justin Bieber got rich the same way many musician get rich nowadays, through an ability to say the same thing over and over into a microphone while a catchy tune plays in the background. He got rich over young women's ignorance of music that have any form of depth to their lyrics and that is no reason to respect him.
#247 - That's called being lazy and doing nothing with your life, rea…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Swaggy 0
User avatar #258 - yologdog (04/24/2013) [-]
Onceman, I can tell your a pretty young person by your ability to flip your shit at a casual comeback so I will tell you a little secret about the world.

"Nobody likes to work"

He worked as an entertainer, as an actor, then fulfilled his dream as a musician. And if I were in his place I would be chilling on the interwebs and playing videogames too. I doubt Drake really gives a shit about staying relevent, if he did he would have signed on to a sitcom or something.
User avatar #261 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
I know what you mean, and I would love to retire early with a lot of money, and so would anybody, that's why I have respect for him, he's loaded but still decides to wake up everyday and work.
User avatar #271 - yologdog (04/24/2013) [-]
That's a silly reason to have respect for someone, you can respect what they've done to gain that money and even respect if they decide to change fields and try something new with their life.

But you shouldn't respect someone just for doing the same thing that got them rich in the first place, of course they're going to continue doing it, they're getting loaded off it.

And Justin Bieber got rich the same way many musician get rich nowadays, through an ability to say the same thing over and over into a microphone while a catchy tune plays in the background. He got rich over young women's ignorance of music that have any form of depth to their lyrics and that is no reason to respect him.
#237 - there's a difference between liking and respecting, Drake bell…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Swaggy 0
User avatar #243 - yologdog (04/24/2013) [-]
So long as you leave a lasting GOOD impression people will continue to respect you in the long run.

Besides, if I had his kind of money I probably would kick back and do nothing but make fun of swaggots too.
User avatar #247 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
That's called being lazy and doing nothing with your life, really that means you've dedicated your life to other people's endeavours and success, while they're having fun and making more money, you're trying to stay relevant by making fun of them, which is really sad after a long enough time.
User avatar #258 - yologdog (04/24/2013) [-]
Onceman, I can tell your a pretty young person by your ability to flip your shit at a casual comeback so I will tell you a little secret about the world.

"Nobody likes to work"

He worked as an entertainer, as an actor, then fulfilled his dream as a musician. And if I were in his place I would be chilling on the interwebs and playing videogames too. I doubt Drake really gives a shit about staying relevent, if he did he would have signed on to a sitcom or something.
User avatar #261 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
I know what you mean, and I would love to retire early with a lot of money, and so would anybody, that's why I have respect for him, he's loaded but still decides to wake up everyday and work.
User avatar #271 - yologdog (04/24/2013) [-]
That's a silly reason to have respect for someone, you can respect what they've done to gain that money and even respect if they decide to change fields and try something new with their life.

But you shouldn't respect someone just for doing the same thing that got them rich in the first place, of course they're going to continue doing it, they're getting loaded off it.

And Justin Bieber got rich the same way many musician get rich nowadays, through an ability to say the same thing over and over into a microphone while a catchy tune plays in the background. He got rich over young women's ignorance of music that have any form of depth to their lyrics and that is no reason to respect him.
#201 - What are you implying? Cause I really don't know where you… 04/24/2013 on HUG ME BROTHAAA' 0
#83 - I live in the city, close to downtown, but I do like the mount… 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#178 - Story time >Get assigned project >have abou… 04/24/2013 on Thank you 0
#86 - I know, it's not your fault 04/24/2013 on HUG ME BROTHAAA' +2
#83 - Too be honest I'm a way bigger Barca fan, I just liked Bayern slightly  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on HUG ME BROTHAAA' 0
#85 - HAXXOR (04/24/2013) [-]
your avatar confused me.
User avatar #86 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
I know, it's not your fault
#43 - Everyone here would agree. 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#41 - Hamilton 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#40 - Hamilton  [+] (9 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Canadians +1
User avatar #42 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
THE HAMMER!! haha

yeah, that is a pretty bad place
#52 - bitchezbcray (04/24/2013) [-]
IDK how bad Hamilton is, but there's a place in in my state known as Camden. At one point it surpassed Detroit as the most dangerous place in the Country. Made some wrong turns in here late at night while visiting my brother. I still shudder at the thought of going back there.
User avatar #62 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
I don't live there, but as far as I know, it's just boring and industrial. It may not be safe as fuck or anything, but it's not like ghetto as hell.
User avatar #63 - bitchezbcray (04/24/2013) [-]
Ah, yeah I looked into it. Sorry to hear that man. But at least it isn't a ghetto.
User avatar #65 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
I've been through Hamilton enough times. Wouldn't want to live there. Wouldn't wanna live in Camden either, lol!

BTW is Camden in NJ?
#68 - bitchezbcray (04/24/2013) [-]
Yep. It's a complete hell hole. My bro goes to Uni in Philadelphia so the best way for me to commute is through the NJ Turnpike to the Ben Franklin Bridge. Unfortunately I forget my EZ Pass and had no cash to cross. The guy tells me to pass, make the next right into a Apartment Complex where there's an ATM machine to draw out cash and I'd come back to give him the cash. But as soon as I make my right into the apartment, I noticed I was in the heart of Camden, it was a warm night and everyone was out. THE ENTIRE BLOCK WAS OUT! I was nearly on the verge of shitting bricks and they all noticed as I drove down the street that I was not from the area. The tension was insane. I didn't even bother going in and taking it out, who knows what'd happen. So I go back to another toll and the guy tells me the same thing, I say "Sure no problem" and just head to the bridge. Seriously this place is a cesspool of crime ad corruption.
User avatar #70 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
Sounds horrifying D:
User avatar #72 - bitchezbcray (04/24/2013) [-]
Sad thing is, hoodlums take pride in this title.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD_DSYr7OyQ
User avatar #43 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Everyone here would agree.
#39 - Hamilton, I find Toronto really nice 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#38 - I fucking love Toronto, I live in shitty Hamilton  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#67 - turtlewithashotgun (04/24/2013) [-]
You're obviously downtown. up the mountain's fine.
I wouldn't really want to live anywhere else.
User avatar #83 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
I live in the city, close to downtown, but I do like the mountain, much nicer.
#60 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
Fellow hamiltonian here. It's not really that bad. Downtown isn't that great, but up the mountain is just fine!
#53 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJWZSEkCrAM  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on HUG ME BROTHAAA' -1
#60 - perfectconfusion (04/24/2013) [-]
#18 - I find the people in Florida a lot nice than in Canada (li…  [+] (37 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#71 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
Surrey?
User avatar #25 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
where'd you live?

User avatar #40 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Hamilton
User avatar #42 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
THE HAMMER!! haha

yeah, that is a pretty bad place
#52 - bitchezbcray (04/24/2013) [-]
IDK how bad Hamilton is, but there's a place in in my state known as Camden. At one point it surpassed Detroit as the most dangerous place in the Country. Made some wrong turns in here late at night while visiting my brother. I still shudder at the thought of going back there.
User avatar #62 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
I don't live there, but as far as I know, it's just boring and industrial. It may not be safe as fuck or anything, but it's not like ghetto as hell.
User avatar #63 - bitchezbcray (04/24/2013) [-]
Ah, yeah I looked into it. Sorry to hear that man. But at least it isn't a ghetto.
User avatar #65 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
I've been through Hamilton enough times. Wouldn't want to live there. Wouldn't wanna live in Camden either, lol!

BTW is Camden in NJ?
#68 - bitchezbcray (04/24/2013) [-]
Yep. It's a complete hell hole. My bro goes to Uni in Philadelphia so the best way for me to commute is through the NJ Turnpike to the Ben Franklin Bridge. Unfortunately I forget my EZ Pass and had no cash to cross. The guy tells me to pass, make the next right into a Apartment Complex where there's an ATM machine to draw out cash and I'd come back to give him the cash. But as soon as I make my right into the apartment, I noticed I was in the heart of Camden, it was a warm night and everyone was out. THE ENTIRE BLOCK WAS OUT! I was nearly on the verge of shitting bricks and they all noticed as I drove down the street that I was not from the area. The tension was insane. I didn't even bother going in and taking it out, who knows what'd happen. So I go back to another toll and the guy tells me the same thing, I say "Sure no problem" and just head to the bridge. Seriously this place is a cesspool of crime ad corruption.
User avatar #70 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
Sounds horrifying D:
User avatar #72 - bitchezbcray (04/24/2013) [-]
Sad thing is, hoodlums take pride in this title.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD_DSYr7OyQ
User avatar #43 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Everyone here would agree.
#31 - jesa (04/24/2013) [-]
they said worse city so im guessing toronto or montreal
User avatar #38 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
I fucking love Toronto, I live in shitty Hamilton
#67 - turtlewithashotgun (04/24/2013) [-]
You're obviously downtown. up the mountain's fine.
I wouldn't really want to live anywhere else.
User avatar #83 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
I live in the city, close to downtown, but I do like the mountain, much nicer.
#60 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
Fellow hamiltonian here. It's not really that bad. Downtown isn't that great, but up the mountain is just fine!
User avatar #33 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
Toronto is actually pretty awesome (living there currently). Montreal, Quebec City, hell, anywhere in the province of Quebec is horrible.
User avatar #39 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Hamilton, I find Toronto really nice
#35 - jesa (04/24/2013) [-]
I've never been in either so i tossed out two bigger cities... my family originated in and around montreal so that is reason enough to say its hell
User avatar #37 - sandworm (04/24/2013) [-]
what you guys dont like supreme leader marois?
better inform the french police on you individuals!
User avatar #44 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
What are they gonna do? Arrest me for being a REAL Canadian?
User avatar #45 - sandworm (04/24/2013) [-]
nahhh, they are just going to try to shut down small english business because they are "a threat to the french culture"
User avatar #46 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
You mean their bastardized version of a beautiful European culture?
#58 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
As a French Canadian or Québécois or Human (as I usually go with). I think Marois' paranoia towards English people is simply retarded and old-fashioned. Btw, as far as I know, the Quebec people's accent is actually the old accent that people from France used to have. After colonisation, however, the accent from France changed. But what the hell do I know , i'm not a History teacher. Vive la Terre libre? maybe?...Angry Black man is leaving now.
User avatar #47 - sandworm (04/24/2013) [-]
yep, welcome to quebec, tabarnaq
User avatar #23 - PartyPanda (04/24/2013) [-]
People from Florida are amazing.
User avatar #22 - menqudoneix (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna go ahead and guess you lived in Quebec City.
User avatar #41 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Hamilton
User avatar #28 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
Quebecers are neither Canadian or French. We Canadians don't really like them.

Glorious Ontarian master Canadian race!
User avatar #314 - nigerotte (04/24/2013) [-]
the thing about the Quebecois is that they speak such a distorted version of french and can barley speak English so no one like them, and they all apparently hat eenglish which make sit even worse
User avatar #315 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
Real French alsmost sounds like it's being sung, or spoken like poetry.
User avatar #321 - nigerotte (04/24/2013) [-]
better the Quebecer french which takes the worst from english and french , and laso alomst all quebeckers always say uhhh or errrr every 5 seconds
User avatar #323 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
I know. it's irritating as fuck.
User avatar #66 - agonizingkingjake (04/24/2013) [-]
Montreal master race!
User avatar #30 - menqudoneix (04/24/2013) [-]
You're preaching to the choir here..
User avatar #32 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
If they want to be French, they have to at least enunciate French words right and not sound them out as if they are saying them for the first time.
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#18 - A vagina being deep has nothing to do with a woman's sexual ac…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on Chair -5
User avatar #19 - kamehamehanurd (04/24/2013) [-]
Just shut up already.
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i fucking love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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