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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#201 - What are you implying? Cause I really don't know where you… 04/24/2013 on HUG ME BROTHAAA' 0
#83 - I live in the city, close to downtown, but I do like the mount… 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#178 - Story time >Get assigned project >have abou… 04/24/2013 on Thank you 0
#86 - I know, it's not your fault 04/24/2013 on HUG ME BROTHAAA' +2
#83 - Too be honest I'm a way bigger Barca fan, I just liked Bayern slightly  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on HUG ME BROTHAAA' 0
#85 - HAXXOR (04/24/2013) [-]
your avatar confused me.
User avatar #86 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
I know, it's not your fault
#43 - Everyone here would agree. 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#41 - Hamilton 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#40 - Hamilton  [+] (9 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Canadians +1
User avatar #42 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
THE HAMMER!! haha

yeah, that is a pretty bad place
#52 - bitchezbcray (04/24/2013) [-]
IDK how bad Hamilton is, but there's a place in in my state known as Camden. At one point it surpassed Detroit as the most dangerous place in the Country. Made some wrong turns in here late at night while visiting my brother. I still shudder at the thought of going back there.
User avatar #62 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
I don't live there, but as far as I know, it's just boring and industrial. It may not be safe as fuck or anything, but it's not like ghetto as hell.
User avatar #63 - bitchezbcray (04/24/2013) [-]
Ah, yeah I looked into it. Sorry to hear that man. But at least it isn't a ghetto.
User avatar #65 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
I've been through Hamilton enough times. Wouldn't want to live there. Wouldn't wanna live in Camden either, lol!

BTW is Camden in NJ?
#68 - bitchezbcray (04/24/2013) [-]
Yep. It's a complete hell hole. My bro goes to Uni in Philadelphia so the best way for me to commute is through the NJ Turnpike to the Ben Franklin Bridge. Unfortunately I forget my EZ Pass and had no cash to cross. The guy tells me to pass, make the next right into a Apartment Complex where there's an ATM machine to draw out cash and I'd come back to give him the cash. But as soon as I make my right into the apartment, I noticed I was in the heart of Camden, it was a warm night and everyone was out. THE ENTIRE BLOCK WAS OUT! I was nearly on the verge of shitting bricks and they all noticed as I drove down the street that I was not from the area. The tension was insane. I didn't even bother going in and taking it out, who knows what'd happen. So I go back to another toll and the guy tells me the same thing, I say "Sure no problem" and just head to the bridge. Seriously this place is a cesspool of crime ad corruption.
User avatar #70 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
Sounds horrifying D:
User avatar #72 - bitchezbcray (04/24/2013) [-]
Sad thing is, hoodlums take pride in this title.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD_DSYr7OyQ
User avatar #43 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Everyone here would agree.
#39 - Hamilton, I find Toronto really nice 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#38 - I fucking love Toronto, I live in shitty Hamilton  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#67 - turtlewithashotgun (04/24/2013) [-]
You're obviously downtown. up the mountain's fine.
I wouldn't really want to live anywhere else.
User avatar #83 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
I live in the city, close to downtown, but I do like the mountain, much nicer.
#60 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
Fellow hamiltonian here. It's not really that bad. Downtown isn't that great, but up the mountain is just fine!
#53 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJWZSEkCrAM  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on HUG ME BROTHAAA' -1
#60 - perfectconfusion (04/24/2013) [-]
#18 - I find the people in Florida a lot nice than in Canada (li…  [+] (37 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#71 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
Surrey?
User avatar #25 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
where'd you live?

User avatar #40 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Hamilton
User avatar #42 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
THE HAMMER!! haha

yeah, that is a pretty bad place
#52 - bitchezbcray (04/24/2013) [-]
IDK how bad Hamilton is, but there's a place in in my state known as Camden. At one point it surpassed Detroit as the most dangerous place in the Country. Made some wrong turns in here late at night while visiting my brother. I still shudder at the thought of going back there.
User avatar #62 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
I don't live there, but as far as I know, it's just boring and industrial. It may not be safe as fuck or anything, but it's not like ghetto as hell.
User avatar #63 - bitchezbcray (04/24/2013) [-]
Ah, yeah I looked into it. Sorry to hear that man. But at least it isn't a ghetto.
User avatar #65 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
I've been through Hamilton enough times. Wouldn't want to live there. Wouldn't wanna live in Camden either, lol!

BTW is Camden in NJ?
#68 - bitchezbcray (04/24/2013) [-]
Yep. It's a complete hell hole. My bro goes to Uni in Philadelphia so the best way for me to commute is through the NJ Turnpike to the Ben Franklin Bridge. Unfortunately I forget my EZ Pass and had no cash to cross. The guy tells me to pass, make the next right into a Apartment Complex where there's an ATM machine to draw out cash and I'd come back to give him the cash. But as soon as I make my right into the apartment, I noticed I was in the heart of Camden, it was a warm night and everyone was out. THE ENTIRE BLOCK WAS OUT! I was nearly on the verge of shitting bricks and they all noticed as I drove down the street that I was not from the area. The tension was insane. I didn't even bother going in and taking it out, who knows what'd happen. So I go back to another toll and the guy tells me the same thing, I say "Sure no problem" and just head to the bridge. Seriously this place is a cesspool of crime ad corruption.
User avatar #70 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
Sounds horrifying D:
User avatar #72 - bitchezbcray (04/24/2013) [-]
Sad thing is, hoodlums take pride in this title.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD_DSYr7OyQ
User avatar #43 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Everyone here would agree.
#31 - jesa (04/24/2013) [-]
they said worse city so im guessing toronto or montreal
User avatar #38 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
I fucking love Toronto, I live in shitty Hamilton
#67 - turtlewithashotgun (04/24/2013) [-]
You're obviously downtown. up the mountain's fine.
I wouldn't really want to live anywhere else.
User avatar #83 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
I live in the city, close to downtown, but I do like the mountain, much nicer.
#60 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
Fellow hamiltonian here. It's not really that bad. Downtown isn't that great, but up the mountain is just fine!
User avatar #33 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
Toronto is actually pretty awesome (living there currently). Montreal, Quebec City, hell, anywhere in the province of Quebec is horrible.
User avatar #39 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Hamilton, I find Toronto really nice
#35 - jesa (04/24/2013) [-]
I've never been in either so i tossed out two bigger cities... my family originated in and around montreal so that is reason enough to say its hell
User avatar #37 - sandworm (04/24/2013) [-]
what you guys dont like supreme leader marois?
better inform the french police on you individuals!
User avatar #44 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
What are they gonna do? Arrest me for being a REAL Canadian?
User avatar #45 - sandworm (04/24/2013) [-]
nahhh, they are just going to try to shut down small english business because they are "a threat to the french culture"
User avatar #46 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
You mean their bastardized version of a beautiful European culture?
#58 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
As a French Canadian or Québécois or Human (as I usually go with). I think Marois' paranoia towards English people is simply retarded and old-fashioned. Btw, as far as I know, the Quebec people's accent is actually the old accent that people from France used to have. After colonisation, however, the accent from France changed. But what the hell do I know , i'm not a History teacher. Vive la Terre libre? maybe?...Angry Black man is leaving now.
User avatar #47 - sandworm (04/24/2013) [-]
yep, welcome to quebec, tabarnaq
User avatar #23 - PartyPanda (04/24/2013) [-]
People from Florida are amazing.
User avatar #22 - menqudoneix (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna go ahead and guess you lived in Quebec City.
User avatar #41 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Hamilton
User avatar #28 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
Quebecers are neither Canadian or French. We Canadians don't really like them.

Glorious Ontarian master Canadian race!
User avatar #314 - nigerotte (04/24/2013) [-]
the thing about the Quebecois is that they speak such a distorted version of french and can barley speak English so no one like them, and they all apparently hat eenglish which make sit even worse
User avatar #315 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
Real French alsmost sounds like it's being sung, or spoken like poetry.
User avatar #321 - nigerotte (04/24/2013) [-]
better the Quebecer french which takes the worst from english and french , and laso alomst all quebeckers always say uhhh or errrr every 5 seconds
User avatar #323 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
I know. it's irritating as fuck.
User avatar #66 - agonizingkingjake (04/24/2013) [-]
Montreal master race!
User avatar #30 - menqudoneix (04/24/2013) [-]
You're preaching to the choir here..
User avatar #32 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
If they want to be French, they have to at least enunciate French words right and not sound them out as if they are saying them for the first time.
#62 - It was acutal a rape awareness thing. 04/24/2013 on My new role model +2
#18 - A vagina being deep has nothing to do with a woman's sexual ac…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on Chair -5
User avatar #19 - kamehamehanurd (04/24/2013) [-]
Just shut up already.
#69 - fact** 04/24/2013 on Europe vs USA +1
#68 - The main difference? Makes sense I thought it was the …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on Europe vs USA +3
User avatar #69 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
fact**
#36 - Hell He has a way better voice than me he plays i…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2013 on HUG ME BROTHAAA' -2
User avatar #52 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
His voice is Auto-tuned. He should have just stuck with the drums, that's the only talent he has.
#60 - perfectconfusion (04/24/2013) [-]
#35 - I have no doubt in my mind that Drake Bell's day consists of w…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/24/2013 on HUG ME BROTHAAA' +90
#152 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
Like you do any different here
User avatar #201 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
What are you implying?
Cause I really don't know where you're going with this, I don't even have twitter.
#125 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
OR MAYBE

He checks it in his spare time after his daily activities to get a kick out of his 12 year old fans' rage? ....
User avatar #119 - chickenfarting (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah Bayern! 4-0 vs Barca!
#81 - HAXXOR (04/24/2013) [-]
well done for beating barca...
User avatar #83 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Too be honest I'm a way bigger Barca fan, I just liked Bayern slightly
#85 - HAXXOR (04/24/2013) [-]
your avatar confused me.
User avatar #86 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
I know, it's not your fault
#64 - And she comes of as really pretentious. 04/24/2013 on Internet Sweetheart -6
#121 - why? 04/24/2013 on Hell for Atheists 0
#56 - Why is tupac black? 04/24/2013 on 404 0
#31 - Why thank you. 04/23/2013 on Twitter Girls +1
#29 - Michael Phelps, Ronaldo, Andre 3000, Eminem, etc. They're gonn…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Twitter Girls +1
#30 - windmagevaati (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh my god I love you for mentioning Andre 3000
User avatar #31 - onceman (04/23/2013) [-]
Why thank you.
#25 - alrighty then, just curious. 04/23/2013 on Twitter Girls 0
#23 - I personally don't think it's a good look, but why eww?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Twitter Girls 0
#24 - whydidyoukillher (04/23/2013) [-]
I don't now... it was the first thing I thought of...
User avatar #25 - onceman (04/23/2013) [-]
alrighty then, just curious.
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i fucking love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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