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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:9/14/2014
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Content Ranking:#13791
Comment Ranking:#2280
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Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Total Comments Made:4493
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#74 - Adios Bitches! 11/30/2012 on No, I must go 0
#74 - I hope he/she doesn't realize how miserable and depressing he/… 11/30/2012 on Grumpy cat tickled 0
#217 - That is just plane crazy.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2012 on Plane wrangling +41
User avatar #254 - jeffthellamaking (11/30/2012) [-]
Dammit Carlos.
#222 - ManInKilt (11/30/2012) [-]
#15 - toon** 11/30/2012 on I Nostalgica'd Everywhere! 0
#14 - I loved Space Jam as a kid, but looking back on it, it was jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2012 on I Nostalgica'd Everywhere! 0
User avatar #15 - onceman (11/30/2012) [-]
toon**
#6 - I love the pure joy they get from their triumph, it makes me happy. 11/30/2012 on Awesome timing 0
#2 - Le trole master 2012 11/30/2012 on Trolling Level Max -3
#39 - It's talking about all the sperm that never fertalized the egg. 11/29/2012 on We Are Going to Die 0
#17 - Hay guys! Let's be reasonable.  [+] (14 new replies) 11/29/2012 on Fuck the government. +35
User avatar #20 - doublycrisp (11/29/2012) [-]
If this keeps going I'm just going to bale...
User avatar #36 - RAWRomnomnom (11/29/2012) [-]
Aren't your throats becoming hoarse from all these puns?
User avatar #38 - doublycrisp (11/29/2012) [-]
That would be my mane concern but neigh it is not...
User avatar #40 - RAWRomnomnom (11/29/2012) [-]
I'm about to give you the colt shoulder.
User avatar #41 - doublycrisp (11/29/2012) [-]
Fine! I was dun anyways..
#22 - amandatoddd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #31 - doublycrisp (11/29/2012) [-]
yea these are starting to get lame they probably won't last furlong..
#336 - wafflecopper (11/30/2012) [-]
stop it guys, your all just beating a dead horse now



please dont hate me if this has been taken, or if it doesn't fit the joke flow
#33 - amandatoddd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #52 - Duststorm (11/29/2012) [-]
Says the one with the username "amandatodd"
#47 - drmrniceguy (11/29/2012) [-]
Hmm, I wonder if someone whose usermane is "amandatoddd" is a troll or not...
#50 - amandatoddd has deleted their comment.
#92 - kristooo (11/30/2012) [-]
#356 - elitejerkz (11/30/2012) [-]
yfw theyre no.3 on comments
#31 - Okay you're right, but where I live in Ontario there's way mor… 11/29/2012 on This person must be gigantic! +2
#17 - I think Canadians eat more pizza.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2012 on This person must be gigantic! 0
User avatar #18 - vexxeon (11/29/2012) [-]
Did you know that 94 percent of Americans eat pizza regularly? 94% of 312,780,968 people. That is 294,014,109.92 people eating pizza. The population of Canada is 33,759,742 people. Do the math. I think you're wrong.
User avatar #31 - onceman (11/29/2012) [-]
Okay you're right, but where I live in Ontario there's way more pizza joints and people eating pizza than where I lived in Florida.
#42 - Actually Messi is very well know for getting kicked and pulled…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2012 on Messi +10
User avatar #119 - sirhyden (11/29/2012) [-]
I'll be honest I go out of my way to not follow it, I work in a Pub and I've seen enough of it to last a lifetime. Glass men kicking a ball around a field, it aint for me.
#83 - Picture 11/29/2012 on Fuck off with that camera!!! +1
#8 - Comment deleted 11/28/2012 on GTA San Andreas references... +24
#11 - This guy is such a cunt, he was always so ******* … 11/28/2012 on Fuck off with that camera!!! +26
#23 - Dolhpins come from land mammals that spent so much time in the… 11/28/2012 on i hate people 0
#22 - Tehy look kinda Vietnamese though.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2012 on Asians 0
User avatar #23 - switchblayde (11/28/2012) [-]
Vietnamese is english with a couple squigglies here and there on some of the letters. Russian and Kyrgyz are distinguishable by their blocky form of lettering. Compare the two on google. :3
#20 - What about Laoasian or Kygystanian?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Asians 0
User avatar #21 - switchblayde (11/28/2012) [-]
Kyrgyzstan has 2 languages. Russian and Kyrgyz. Both are HIGHLY distinguishable from other Asian languages.
User avatar #22 - onceman (11/28/2012) [-]
Tehy look kinda Vietnamese though.
User avatar #23 - switchblayde (11/28/2012) [-]
Vietnamese is english with a couple squigglies here and there on some of the letters. Russian and Kyrgyz are distinguishable by their blocky form of lettering. Compare the two on google. :3
#8 - It would have decomposed before eroding btw.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2012 on Title -4
User avatar #14 - foxtrotalpha (11/28/2012) [-]
Not if it fossilized.
#7 - I think you're thinking about Justin Bieber jokes. 11/27/2012 on Title -4
#4 - I don't think the horse is dead quite yet.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Title -4
User avatar #6 - yunogasaii (11/27/2012) [-]
It's already five feet into the ground because of erosion over time by now.

User avatar #8 - onceman (11/27/2012) [-]
It would have decomposed before eroding btw.
User avatar #14 - foxtrotalpha (11/28/2012) [-]
Not if it fossilized.
User avatar #7 - onceman (11/27/2012) [-]
I think you're thinking about Justin Bieber jokes.
#2 - Stay at home dad?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2012 on Title +2
User avatar #5 - axlsummer (11/27/2012) [-]
that's right i take care of my children!
#2 - Who are the first two?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Kim Jong Un 2012 +1
User avatar #3 - mufffinkiller (11/27/2012) [-]
no he is in second to mohamed morsy
User avatar #8 - Turtleboner (11/27/2012) [-]
With the "no way" votes counted against the "definately" votes, he's way ahead of everyone else
#175 - Yeah and rape and murder used to be a lot more common, we are …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2012 on 41 Swags 0
User avatar #184 - stealthunicorn (11/27/2012) [-]
Read my comment to Yutakenusername ;)
I believe it applies to this yours as well.
#369 - Lil Wayne is very openly heterosexual. 11/27/2012 on The truth behind the guitar... 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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