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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:3/30/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#10425
Highest Content Rank:#4645
Highest Comment Rank:#1564
Content Thumbs: 1935 total,  2206 ,  271
Comment Thumbs: 7744 total,  12271 ,  4527
Content Level Progress: 33% (33/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 95% (95/100)
Level 272 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:3
Content Views:78764
Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:4714
FJ Points:6084
Favorite Tags: game (2) | the (2)
Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

latest user's comments

#29 - The amount of times I have "I don't even" today is amazing. 12/28/2012 on do you even lift? +4
#16 - Omg I watched that too, the leader of the naked army was stran… 12/28/2012 on Just... Why? 0
#9 - Picture 12/28/2012 on Cop Save A Drowning Woman +1
#7 - Moved to canada from Florida-fag repoting in, I miss heat pret… 12/28/2012 on Warming it up... +9
#9 - Yeah you're right, muscles appear when you work out, that's wh…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/28/2012 on True Story is true -3
#10 - thehans (12/28/2012) [-]
yeah when you work out, being skinny does not guarantee no automatic abs.
these are a pair of african children who lack the nutrition to generate abdominal muscles to hold in their guts.
there, now do you feel like a dick
#18 - clutchkill has deleted their comment.
#103 - thehans (12/28/2012) [-]
was i talking to you?
User avatar #12 - thehans (12/28/2012) [-]
inb4 "not guarantee no" bad grammer phaggot

i realize my typo
#4 - No, this has been posted several times before. 12/28/2012 on Legend. +4
#707 - Rape decapitation** 12/28/2012 on Breaking Rape!?!? 0
#706 - O I forgot, Cattle rape/ Cattle decapitation.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Breaking Rape!?!? 0
User avatar #707 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Rape decapitation**
#703 - A rape to remember. Cannibal rape. nine inch rape …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2012 on Breaking Rape!?!? +1
User avatar #706 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
O I forgot, Cattle rape/ Cattle decapitation.
User avatar #707 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Rape decapitation**
#23 - Picture 12/28/2012 on Perspectives +16
#49 - To me Kingdom Hearts II is the best game ever every year.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2012 on You had one job CNN 0
User avatar #94 - thisbepi (12/28/2012) [-]
Likewise.
#50 - heilmeinfuhrer has deleted their comment.
#10 - It's the one were the guy takes off his fur coat and kills a lion.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Get to the point +9
#11 - tropius (12/28/2012) [-]
#25 - Sadly there is no white or brown on the Colombian flag. 12/28/2012 on food flags 0
#60 - It's live-action far cry 3  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Just fucking Vaas 0
#61 - dontrixster has deleted their comment.
#27 - Thirsty means they want IT  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Thirsty 0
User avatar #143 - loszombis (12/28/2012) [-]
ohhh
#87 - I think the girl's pic description would be something like … 12/28/2012 on (1) Facebook +1
#257 - Ed Wood? 12/28/2012 on Aint that the truth! 0
#235 - Relevant  [+] (7 new replies) 12/28/2012 on feminist nowadays +26
#265 - shazmothree (12/28/2012) [-]
Also relevant
#242 - jurto (12/28/2012) [-]
Sure thing
#301 - darman (12/28/2012) [-]
I poo'd a little
#245 - dwarfman (12/28/2012) [-]
Not my best picture I'll admit.
#262 - prozmbieeater (12/28/2012) [-]
shush, ill give you all this.
User avatar #268 - littlenish (12/28/2012) [-]
I'd fuck Schroedinger.
#273 - prozmbieeater (12/28/2012) [-]
you do realise schroedinger is a dude right?
#62 - This implies that you quickly gave a **** , quickly but …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on tumblr nigga +3
#148 - mrdrpage (12/28/2012) [-]
#95 - A lot, but most times I see them wearing them backwards. 12/28/2012 on bro code +1
#63 - Comment deleted 12/28/2012 on Star-Gazing +7
#83 - Most of them wear it backwards (6 o' clock)  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2012 on bro code 0
User avatar #88 - restrict (12/28/2012) [-]
no, they wear it at a 60 degree angle which appears to be as if the hat is falling off their head. And they have it at 10 o clock.
User avatar #95 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
A lot, but most times I see them wearing them backwards.
#26 - I loved SpaceJam as well, but this makes a lot of sense and I …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on Need more Fails .... 0
User avatar #30 - grahamernazi (12/27/2012) [-]
I realize it's a shitty movie, along with nearly everything I found epic when I was a child, but that's what it was; something an 8 year old would love. People like the Nostalgia Critic look through the Sheldon mind. They think it has to make sense, and be a huge hit in the adult scene. This is a kid's movie. Do kids love it? Yes. Then it did what it was meant to do. I have NEVER even chuckled at Looney Tunes, or Tom & Jerry. They were always shit to me, but I watched them anyways, cuz I was stuck in my house with nothing better to do. Space Jam actually gave nearly two chuckles, which was an impressive improvement from Looney Tunes' original work.

Not raging, just this guy is taking a kid's movie seriously. somehow.
#33 - That really jammed my filp flops. 12/27/2012 on Be aware funnyjunk 0
#156 - She was 15.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2012 on YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH +1
User avatar #172 - gramernazi (12/27/2012) [-]
No one cares.
User avatar #168 - tehlulzbringer (12/27/2012) [-]
This just keeps getting better

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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