onceman

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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:1/26/2015
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#13 - My dog is named Luna. It's a more common dog name than I thought. 12/26/2012 on Best present ever? +1
#26 - There are outside raves. 12/26/2012 on True +1
#26 - Grammar is a ******* hell of a thing isn't it? &q… 12/26/2012 on Some Barney Stinson magic... 0
#123 - The only difference is that the beatles played instruments and… 12/26/2012 on Tumblr +1
#13 - Good to know crack isn't aa drug. 12/26/2012 on Damn Straight 0
#4 - That's actually really easy to cover up, and I know nothing ab… 12/26/2012 on Nohing´s rong wih it 0
#15 - mfw PMC  [+] (4 new replies) 12/26/2012 on sex barbecue +3
#18 - heartlessrobot (12/26/2012) [-]
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Rather easy to do. Easier if you get a real stallion.
User avatar #34 - optimistchime (12/26/2012) [-]
Don't go all Mr Hands on us
User avatar #145 - heartlessrobot (12/27/2012) [-]
Don't worry, I'll make sure the horse isn't too big. To start out.
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MFW I live about an hour from where that happened
#14 - Comment deleted 12/26/2012 on sex barbecue 0
#1 - Still better than Skrillex.  [+] (11 new replies) 12/26/2012 on dead -1
#8 - hypex (12/26/2012) [-]
holy shit man you noticed too?
User avatar #7 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Not an appreciator of dubstep? Or just Skrillex?
User avatar #9 - onceman (12/26/2012) [-]
Skrillex, but he really isn't dubstep.
User avatar #15 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
In a way, he is. That way being he's commonly listed in Dubstep. Who do you go to for Dubstep?
User avatar #23 - onceman (12/27/2012) [-]
Don't listen to it much, but I like Nero, ApproachingNirvana (out of the few dubstep songs they have) Dodge and Fusky, and random songs on UFK dubstep.
User avatar #24 - onceman (12/27/2012) [-]
and Bassnectar.
User avatar #17 - sarphog (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh oh, ask me, ask me!

Okay, I'll tel you either way,
xKore

Sorry, just felt like going fanboy for once
User avatar #18 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Awsome. All fanboyism is acceptable at some point. Aylius for me.
User avatar #19 - sarphog (12/26/2012) [-]
And just like that I found another awesome artist

jes pls
#20 - dementos (12/26/2012) [-]
guys, guys, check out rhyno
User avatar #21 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
I shall
#3 - Da Vinci should be in the middle. 12/26/2012 on Title 0
#23 - Prefessional soccer player or biomedical engineer. 12/26/2012 on Jobs 0
#17 - Yeah that's what I do, the sound quality isn't that much diffe… 12/25/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
#10 - Why? They last a long time and have great sound quality, I wou…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
User avatar #14 - manofparody (12/25/2012) [-]
Because you can get quality and life for $30.
User avatar #17 - onceman (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah that's what I do, the sound quality isn't that much different, and I prefer ear-phones over headphones, but they don't last nearly as long.
User avatar #15 - manofparody (12/25/2012) [-]
the same*
#5 - Thaty guy had all the right to do ths, these kids obviously ha… 12/25/2012 on A bit harsh 0
#42 - Godsmack-Awake. 12/25/2012 on Zombie theme 0
#140 - Picture 12/24/2012 on *hump hump* OH SHI... +6
#56 - Lol don't worry I'm serious. 12/24/2012 on .. +1
#45 - Oh thank you for correcting me.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2012 on .. +1
#55 - papitodeloshelados (12/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #56 - onceman (12/24/2012) [-]
Lol don't worry I'm serious.
#62 - Dude, she's Colombian, you'd have loads of non sexual fun with her.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2012 on True That +2
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#10 - Remy Lacroix if anybody want to know, she does porn if you're … 12/23/2012 on Hula hoop 0
#5 - When players do actually get injured they don't overract, they…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2012 on .. +38
#23 - papitodeloshelados (12/24/2012) [-]
He broke his tibia, not his knee
User avatar #45 - onceman (12/24/2012) [-]
Oh thank you for correcting me.
#55 - papitodeloshelados (12/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #56 - onceman (12/24/2012) [-]
Lol don't worry I'm serious.
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#25 - Or his parents did get him the ipod, but he wanted an android … 12/23/2012 on DERRRRRRR HAHHAHAHHAAH 0
#8 - I think she worded it wrong, she was holding back tears, and d… 12/23/2012 on Facebook(12) +4
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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