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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:12/26/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#35 - Picture 12/17/2012 on Great News +2
#194 - Yeah exactlly. 12/17/2012 on Moods 0
#14 - Damn they're ******* nice.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on Matte Galaxy paint on... 0
#16 - mattisdhabest (12/18/2012) [-]
Dude there 2,500. Crazy huh just for some foams. I still want the electric blue foams though.
#44 - sauce?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on typical 4chan -1
#133 - What I don't like is random humor that's funny to 6th graders …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Moods +1
User avatar #182 - madjackwack (12/17/2012) [-]
adventure time is 1000x funnier than fred.
User avatar #194 - onceman (12/17/2012) [-]
Yeah exactlly.
#12 - Nope.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Matte Galaxy paint on... 0
#13 - mattisdhabest (12/17/2012) [-]
I wish i had a pair of these man, have you heard of the paranorman foams and if you didnt look them up
User avatar #14 - onceman (12/17/2012) [-]
Damn they're fucking nice.
#16 - mattisdhabest (12/18/2012) [-]
Dude there 2,500. Crazy huh just for some foams. I still want the electric blue foams though.
#10 - Lmao. 12/17/2012 on Some thugs want to watch... 0
#7 - Yeah I was saying that from my experience, the people in the U…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Some thugs want to watch... 0
User avatar #9 - pocketstooheavy (12/17/2012) [-]
Oh come on. You can't compare anyone to the people from Hamilton.
User avatar #10 - onceman (12/17/2012) [-]
Lmao.
User avatar #8 - damianblu (12/17/2012) [-]
Really? That's surprising.
#7 - Reminded me of this.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Matte Galaxy paint on... 0
#11 - mattisdhabest (12/17/2012) [-]
No one on funnyjunk knows what the galaxys are. Are you from NY by any chance?
User avatar #12 - onceman (12/17/2012) [-]
Nope.
#13 - mattisdhabest (12/17/2012) [-]
I wish i had a pair of these man, have you heard of the paranorman foams and if you didnt look them up
User avatar #14 - onceman (12/17/2012) [-]
Damn they're fucking nice.
#16 - mattisdhabest (12/18/2012) [-]
Dude there 2,500. Crazy huh just for some foams. I still want the electric blue foams though.
#5 - Yeah I just moved here and I'm getting used to calling it &quo…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Some thugs want to watch... 0
User avatar #6 - damianblu (12/17/2012) [-]
Hey not all of us are bad. Just most. I just poke fun of things and blow situations up. I'm really a pretty sensible person.
I kinda dislike people in general though.
User avatar #7 - onceman (12/17/2012) [-]
Yeah I was saying that from my experience, the people in the U.S. (more specifically Florida) were friendlier than the people here in Canada (more specifically hamilton ontario)
User avatar #9 - pocketstooheavy (12/17/2012) [-]
Oh come on. You can't compare anyone to the people from Hamilton.
User avatar #10 - onceman (12/17/2012) [-]
Lmao.
User avatar #8 - damianblu (12/17/2012) [-]
Really? That's surprising.
#7 - Sometimes part of your dream is you con troll ing it, so when … 12/17/2012 on Real life inception +1
#3 - Are you Canadian? Cause when I lived in the U.S. I learned it …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Some thugs want to watch... 0
#4 - damianblu (12/17/2012) [-]
You're both damn canadian communists. Here in 'murrica we call it 8th grade.
User avatar #5 - onceman (12/17/2012) [-]
Yeah I just moved here and I'm getting used to calling it "grade x" Honestly, I like the people better where I lived than here, I don't care about what the streotypes say.
User avatar #6 - damianblu (12/17/2012) [-]
Hey not all of us are bad. Just most. I just poke fun of things and blow situations up. I'm really a pretty sensible person.
I kinda dislike people in general though.
User avatar #7 - onceman (12/17/2012) [-]
Yeah I was saying that from my experience, the people in the U.S. (more specifically Florida) were friendlier than the people here in Canada (more specifically hamilton ontario)
User avatar #9 - pocketstooheavy (12/17/2012) [-]
Oh come on. You can't compare anyone to the people from Hamilton.
User avatar #10 - onceman (12/17/2012) [-]
Lmao.
User avatar #8 - damianblu (12/17/2012) [-]
Really? That's surprising.
#73 - Didn't Ed kill her to end her suffering or something?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2012 on Oh god why... 0
User avatar #75 - ctfreerunner (12/16/2012) [-]
Nah, Scar did that :0
#83 - anonymous (12/16/2012) [-]
Scar was a bro
#26 - I bet Mr.X didn't kill or rape anybody, I bet he just knew too…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on 15 Cool Facts +6
User avatar #52 - upunkpunk (12/16/2012) [-]
Like the nukes they "dont" have
#76 - I guess it was. 12/16/2012 on Woman drive better? +1
#10 - Anyone else get sort of a feel? 12/16/2012 on Croyke! +8
#38 - Yeah but if he's getting more work done there's a better chanc… 12/16/2012 on Why didn't I think of this... +3
#126 - there is a football channel.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on life is a bitch 0
User avatar #132 - chickenfarting (12/16/2012) [-]
really ok, thanks for telling me, also I go for Bayern as well
#65 - Obviously fake, in the first picture the dog has ears, and the…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2012 on Woman drive better? -1
#73 - thedarkestrogue (12/16/2012) [-]
I hope to hell that was just a shitty attempt at a joke.
User avatar #76 - onceman (12/16/2012) [-]
I guess it was.
#46 - The problem with these shootings is that news stations focus s… 12/16/2012 on If only... +9
#62 - I put it to humanize him. 12/16/2012 on justice 0
#73 - Thank you. 12/16/2012 on only he is capable of that 0
#65 - Lil Wayne is bored, he's done so much in rap and for rap that …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2012 on only he is capable of that +1
#72 - bigdickmaster (12/16/2012) [-]
you win a medal. you majorly reppin the lil wayne fan population atm. a well-mannered and a solid response. respect.
User avatar #73 - onceman (12/16/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #69 - condormcninja (12/16/2012) [-]
I personally don't think he's done anything for rap, besides making shitty imitators and then imitating them.
#13 - Oh yeah many would have just stopped after they had enough mon… 12/15/2012 on only he is capable of that -1
#14 - I do to many internets so I know more than people my age or cu…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2012 on Goal-Keeper -1
#15 - finishhimlarry (12/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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