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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#272 - Florida, given, a lot more minorities who have more first hand…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2014 on 'Merica 0
#273 - someoneforamoment (06/19/2014) [-]
You realize that Florida is where all the Canadian Snowbirds go in the winter, right? they may be pussies but they still are Canadian enough for Floridans to get a understanding of the country.
User avatar #274 - onceman (06/19/2014) [-]
I lived there, I could tell the snowbirds apart. I didn't encounter many though
#270 - Never went out of state, never been out of province, I live in…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2014 on 'Merica 0
#271 - someoneforamoment (06/19/2014) [-]
Really? Not even 50 miles? Hell I frequently go across Alberta from Athabasca to Lethbridge, and frequently to Canmore/banff and have made two road trips to the BC coast and one road trip to Ottowa. i hate to ask which state.
User avatar #272 - onceman (06/19/2014) [-]
Florida, given, a lot more minorities who have more first hand experience on other cultures.
#273 - someoneforamoment (06/19/2014) [-]
You realize that Florida is where all the Canadian Snowbirds go in the winter, right? they may be pussies but they still are Canadian enough for Floridans to get a understanding of the country.
User avatar #274 - onceman (06/19/2014) [-]
I lived there, I could tell the snowbirds apart. I didn't encounter many though
#37 - Yeah but those guys only look like that in competitions when t… 06/19/2014 on do u evn lift fagit? -3
#36 - Comment deleted 06/19/2014 on do u evn lift fagit? 0
#94 - What are the stretches for me to be able to suck my own dick? … 06/18/2014 on Stretchin +1
#267 - well I lived in both countries  [+] (6 new replies) 06/18/2014 on 'Merica 0
#269 - someoneforamoment (06/19/2014) [-]
And which country did you do more traveling? Remember both countries are among the four biggest countries in the world.
User avatar #270 - onceman (06/19/2014) [-]
Never went out of state, never been out of province, I live in Hamilton, the furthest I've gone is Toronto.
#271 - someoneforamoment (06/19/2014) [-]
Really? Not even 50 miles? Hell I frequently go across Alberta from Athabasca to Lethbridge, and frequently to Canmore/banff and have made two road trips to the BC coast and one road trip to Ottowa. i hate to ask which state.
User avatar #272 - onceman (06/19/2014) [-]
Florida, given, a lot more minorities who have more first hand experience on other cultures.
#273 - someoneforamoment (06/19/2014) [-]
You realize that Florida is where all the Canadian Snowbirds go in the winter, right? they may be pussies but they still are Canadian enough for Floridans to get a understanding of the country.
User avatar #274 - onceman (06/19/2014) [-]
I lived there, I could tell the snowbirds apart. I didn't encounter many though
#266 - No live in Canada, and lived in the states prior 06/18/2014 on 'Merica 0
#31 - From my experience, Canadians are more ignorant about other cu…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/17/2014 on 'Merica +1
#98 - someoneforamoment (06/17/2014) [-]
Considering that 10% of Americans can't even place Canada on the map, I doubt that.
User avatar #267 - onceman (06/18/2014) [-]
well I lived in both countries
#269 - someoneforamoment (06/19/2014) [-]
And which country did you do more traveling? Remember both countries are among the four biggest countries in the world.
User avatar #270 - onceman (06/19/2014) [-]
Never went out of state, never been out of province, I live in Hamilton, the furthest I've gone is Toronto.
#271 - someoneforamoment (06/19/2014) [-]
Really? Not even 50 miles? Hell I frequently go across Alberta from Athabasca to Lethbridge, and frequently to Canmore/banff and have made two road trips to the BC coast and one road trip to Ottowa. i hate to ask which state.
User avatar #272 - onceman (06/19/2014) [-]
Florida, given, a lot more minorities who have more first hand experience on other cultures.
#273 - someoneforamoment (06/19/2014) [-]
You realize that Florida is where all the Canadian Snowbirds go in the winter, right? they may be pussies but they still are Canadian enough for Floridans to get a understanding of the country.
User avatar #274 - onceman (06/19/2014) [-]
I lived there, I could tell the snowbirds apart. I didn't encounter many though
#34 - winternetz (06/17/2014) [-]
is your experience stemming from that one time you stopped in canada on a 2 hour layover in an airport?
User avatar #266 - onceman (06/18/2014) [-]
No live in Canada, and lived in the states prior
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#176 - I live in Hamilton 06/02/2014 on farewell canada 0
#30 - Conversational speaking, or are you that much of a grammar naz…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Saw This On a Urinal +1
#31 - ubadubba (06/01/2014) [-]
I'd rather not talk about it...
#16 - Yeah back then, those mafias were prominent and had a great in… 06/01/2014 on I'm Gangster +1
#13 - No. Both would senselessly kill you with no remorse for some p…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on I'm Gangster +4
User avatar #15 - getballar (06/01/2014) [-]
I'd say that Al Capone and similar persons did in an organized manner for the sake of money and political power where most urban thugs we see today do it either for for some abstract ranking purpose in the gang, or commit smaller crimes like theft, robberies and holdups just to survive.
Also in the thirties many people were successful in that role, gaining both fortune and fame unlike today where modern gangs are looked down upon.
But in the lowest ranks of their gangs, the simple thugs are of course pretty much the same of course.
User avatar #16 - onceman (06/01/2014) [-]
Yeah back then, those mafias were prominent and had a great influence on politics and businesses. But my point was just that those thugs in urban gangs are still gangsters.
#10 - Not sure about the total, but I know it was roughly 300 million jews  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Cue terrible Nazi puns in... +10
User avatar #59 - perform (06/01/2014) [-]
Which is equivalent to about 200 normal people. Not that bad, really.
#11 - mr skeltal (06/01/2014) [-]
I think you're wrong here.. The real number is 20 gazillion..
#19 - mr skeltal (06/01/2014) [-]
Wasn't it 30 gorrilions?
User avatar #55 - gaytard (06/01/2014) [-]
nah it was more like 600 million gorillions man. he had to kill al the jews on every other single planet to reach that number. have you even seen a jew on another planet? thats right, hitler killed them
#21 - you didn't see this on a urinal, somebody else did  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Saw This On a Urinal +6
User avatar #29 - ubadubba (06/01/2014) [-]
I don't see a pronoun. Do you see a pronoun? Maybe I'm not looking close enough
#33 - weeez (06/01/2014) [-]
can you correct the sentence because I don't know what a pronoun is
User avatar #30 - onceman (06/01/2014) [-]
Conversational speaking, or are you that much of a grammar nazi?

#31 - ubadubba (06/01/2014) [-]
I'd rather not talk about it...
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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