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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:9/19/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#44 - Loved the Danny Brown reference XXX is GOAT mixtape 09/18/2014 on Tinder Adventures +2
#6 - You guys wanna know what makes this save more impressive? … 09/16/2014 on hustlin' +33
#49 - >call apple users sheep >the sole reason most of you…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Waiting for an Iphone 5.. 0
#78 - anonymous (09/14/2014) [-]
>Loads of people hate on a shitty product for various valid reasons.
>"hur dur u guise are sheep for hating sheep cuz its popular to hate sheep"

Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #53 - therealslimdavey (09/14/2014) [-]
or maybe its because apple products are just generally inferior.
#43 - 2deep4u it's not just a piece of ******* paper 09/14/2014 on Conclusion to all of... 0
#18 - Black parents discourage their own kids in many occasions  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on (untitled) +20
#92 - takers (09/13/2014) [-]
You should see my parents. If I ever came home with anything less than A's i'd be getting my ass deported back to somalia.

pic kinda related
User avatar #79 - fukkentyranitar (09/13/2014) [-]
Only the ignorant ones. If my parents ever caught me saying I wasn't the smartest in the class, they'd sell all my electronics.
#147 - anonymous (09/14/2014) [-]
It's very unfortunate, the gap I've seen in school. When I was in elementary and middle school, as in when I was mixed in with people of all intelligence and background, all my black friends said that being smart was for asians and white people, so they didn't want to show off too much whenever they knew something. My friend Isiah actually failed a test because he was doing too well and all the other black kids were mad at him.

Then in High School when I got put into all honors and AP courses, I'd meet a lot of the same black kids, except they weren't hindering themselves. People need to break the stereotype. It's sick, to think that they were pressured into under-performing to keep their friends.
#41 - >mfw people actually use this as an excuse to live life as … 09/11/2014 on Life choices +1
#54 - the real assholes are the ones who criticize the people on top…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on There are two kinds of people +2
User avatar #102 - kyrozor (09/11/2014) [-]
That's retarded.

You're retarded.

There's not the same amount of sauce on each chip.

Seriously what the fuck. I don't care what you have it with as long as it's evenly spread.
#13 - >not knowing what traps are 09/11/2014 on Can't unsee +3
#17 - wait you guy actually have smartphones unironically? … 09/11/2014 on Live feed from the Apple store +1
#61 - "I have a smartphone unironically" 09/11/2014 on apple is so cool -1
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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