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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#15 - How does this make your cum taste tho? Like for a partner  [+] (7 new replies) 7 hours ago on Seamen +21
User avatar #96 - nommonsterbaa (1 hour ago) [-]
That celery is going to fuck with the taste pretty bad. Reminded me I still need to make this for better cum taste because apparently I've got nasty shit at the moment


1 cup of pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup of apple juice
1/2 teaspoon of ginger
1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon of nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract
2 tablespoons of honey

Or just: www.steakandbj.org/blowjob-tips/recipe-for-super-spunk-smoothie/

And just pineapple helps a hell of a lot, supposedly
User avatar #23 - lurg (5 hours ago) [-]
you should also keep in mind the compounds that make sweat smell are sulfur based. High selenium in the diet can replace the sulfur and REALLY REALLY make your sweat smell SUPER bad.
User avatar #18 - heartlessrobot (7 hours ago) [-]
Probably horrible. Eat lots of fruit, especially pineapple.
User avatar #19 - killerliquid (7 hours ago) [-]
What if both in tangent
User avatar #20 - heartlessrobot (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm guessing fruit will override the supplements taste.
User avatar #29 - lurg (5 hours ago) [-]
theoretically if you make juices with stuff like spinach and peanut butter or fruit and like, zinc supplements oh and added soy granules it would accomplish all of the above, taste like peanuts and be a good dietary booster.
#16 - nachobeldavid (7 hours ago) [-]
#63 - While on the subject of booty How do you ****** …  [+] (5 new replies) 14 hours ago on The best gift of all 0
User avatar #86 - holycrapimacupcake (12 hours ago) [-]
My fiance wants me to do it once she's back from her schooling. I'd gladly do it.
User avatar #70 - playapplepie (13 hours ago) [-]
I hate telling this story, but I ate my ex's booty out only once. It was after a through cleaning and it was an absolutely bizarre experience for me. Of course she liked it, but I did not do it again.
User avatar #69 - joekhorneguy (13 hours ago) [-]
REALLY depends on the girl.

first gf i had, no problem, she was always clean

the one i have now? not so much

bottom line, if she's clean then i'm game
User avatar #68 - gmarrox (13 hours ago) [-]
You gotta eat the entire ass
User avatar #65 - timmywankenobi (14 hours ago) [-]
I'm a bit of a germ-aphob so no.
#8 - Picture 23 hours ago on Not giving a shit +70
#7 - I think you glitched when you were thinking of that 12/24/2014 on He has a BIG thirst. 0
#20 - I've seen it used countless times, and I've used it myself but…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #26 - warioteam (12/24/2014) [-]
we use it online because 1. no one knows who you are 2. even if so, theres no chance an actual nigger will overhear and fuck your shit up
#60 - >people are convinced you need supplements for good results 12/23/2014 on That time of year is coming... 0
#31 - That's not the reason women live longer at all tho There's… 12/23/2014 on Feminist thug life 0
#44 - IMBLYING  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on How to sell a videogame +1
#59 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
Biting a popsicle?!
#60 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
Nevermind. Actually looked. She's not biting it. I am ashamed.
I have really sensitive teeth, the brief thought was painful.
#13 - This is one of my favourite episodes, Ilove variety so much. 12/21/2014 on The Fairly OddParents:... 0
#17 - Satanism is an alright religion, but I don't think stupidity s…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Tumblr Comp 0
#57 - xenomorpheous (12/21/2014) [-]
The satanism talked about here was designed to make satan look like a "good guy" and is why most other, more true forms of satanism, look down upon the church of satan. Lavey and many others softened satanism so it would be more widely accepted. It's sacrilege. If a member of the Temple of the Black Light ran into a person running around saying how satan is a good guy and how his laws are pretty good, he/she would likely beat that person to death with their bare hands.
User avatar #53 - wiwaaaa (12/21/2014) [-]
I agree. People often mix up having a lot of knowledge with being clever. Just because you remember a bunch of facts, doesn't mean that you can build on them or solve problems about them.
User avatar #24 - ninjaroo (12/21/2014) [-]
Everyone has a base line level of respect from me. I respect you as a human being and all the rights the law gives you, plus some because you haven't proven to be a dick. Beyond that, I refuse to grant random people the respect I have for my father. You earn shit like that.
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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