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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:1/30/2015
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#63 - It's honestly not too bad, I was just saying, there's things I… 01/29/2015 on To all my East coast friends. 0
#126 - It's the original name for Agatha Christie's novel "And t… 01/28/2015 on Remember that time 4chan... +2
#61 - You were probably sticking to the joke of the content, but if …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2015 on To all my East coast friends. 0
User avatar #62 - shadowbreech (01/29/2015) [-]
Not probably man, I was. But seriously, sounds pretty fucking bad man, do whatever it takes to stay safe and warm.
User avatar #63 - onceman (01/29/2015) [-]
It's honestly not too bad, I was just saying, there's things I can't help.
#16 - **** you I'm a doorknocker in Canada  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2015 on To all my East coast friends. 0
User avatar #17 - shadowbreech (01/27/2015) [-]
Then bundle the fuck up and get good shoes, were you not paying attention?
User avatar #61 - onceman (01/28/2015) [-]
You were probably sticking to the joke of the content, but if not

My last shift, I wore multiple socks, long johns under sweatpants under my work pants, gloves, a sweater under a hoodie under a jacker, a beannie, gloves, snow boots, and a scarf, now I was actually pretty warm everywhere except one place, my face, and yeah I had the scarf to cover it, but people tend to not wanna talk to or open the door for someone who has half of their face covered, so once i ring the door bell I have to pull my scarf down below my chin, exposing my face to the cold, please, tell me how that's due to my lack of preperation.
User avatar #62 - shadowbreech (01/29/2015) [-]
Not probably man, I was. But seriously, sounds pretty fucking bad man, do whatever it takes to stay safe and warm.
User avatar #63 - onceman (01/29/2015) [-]
It's honestly not too bad, I was just saying, there's things I can't help.
#24 - It was a satire on Canadin health care, people always glorify … 01/27/2015 on How it should have ended -1
#9 - His cancer would have developed to a point of being irrevirsab…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2015 on How it should have ended -6
#23 - thetarget (01/27/2015) [-]
If your disease is severe you get bumped to the top of the list. Cancer = instant treatment. Minor ailment = Several months wait.
User avatar #14 - Gandalfthewhite (01/27/2015) [-]
My friend was diagnosed with leukaemia and started her treatment 2 weeks later. Don't know if that's because UK healthcare is better than Canada's though or if the wait is a misconception
#26 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
The wait isn't a misconception...it is just that the long wait only applies to treatments that don't require immediate implementation. Wanna replace your knee because you broke once when you were young and it has been causing you immense pain in your old age...wait a couple years. You have cancer...they'll fix you right up real quick.
#11 - theruse (01/27/2015) [-]
That's the joke, m8. At least I hope it is. I know there ain't no 1 week wait time.
User avatar #24 - onceman (01/27/2015) [-]
It was a satire on Canadin health care, people always glorify how it's free, but the actual health care is sub par and heres usually long wait times
#5 - yes 01/26/2015 on Regulars +1
#53 - I feel like the original Dank WebM were a lot more random and …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/26/2015 on More Dank WebMs #2 +4
#57 - infinitereaper (01/26/2015) [-]
In some respect, it can't be the same, I'm not ugoboom, my tastes are a little different.
But I am listening to everyone's feedback carefully and am trying to get the ball rolling.
User avatar #172 - DrewRSmith (01/27/2015) [-]
This was truly dank my friend.
#138 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
i like these better
User avatar #107 - angusss (01/27/2015) [-]
I like yours better, i dont feel like i have to continually adjust my volume and stop halfway through random shit that always breaks into dubstep and quotes from MW2.
User avatar #66 - seikestrom (01/26/2015) [-]
do you know the source on this vid?
User avatar #67 - infinitereaper (01/26/2015) [-]
Pogo music on youtube. Dude is on the next level.
User avatar #68 - seikestrom (01/26/2015) [-]
I didn't know pogo made one for skyrim. When was this?
#89 - It's been around for a while tbhm there's a whole family. … 01/26/2015 on Title 0
#120 - not openly, or on the low 01/26/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #12 +1
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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