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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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    How I feel about this channel. How I feel about this channel.
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    Don't know much about the show, but... Don't know much about the show,...
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    It could be a reason. Right? It could be a reason. Right?
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#1090 - I really enjoyed this one as a child  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Forgotten Cartoons 2 0
User avatar #1091 - fatalkill (15 hours ago) [-]
i got u mang
#76 - Moot 09/28/2014 on rename anonymous 9/29 -1
#9 - nine (9) out of ten million (10 000 000) that's not …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/28/2014 on iPhone 6 +4
User avatar #22 - flyingthundergod (09/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - thenez (09/28/2014) [-]
Interesting.

But my statement still stands, there WILL be more reports of bent phones. The phone is new, and people are stupid and don't know how to take care of their shit.
User avatar #17 - envinite (09/28/2014) [-]
"Something will happen if you give it some time!"

no shit sherlock
#11 - endospore (09/28/2014) [-]
GMOs are dangerous. What's that? There's no evidence of GMOs causing diseases? Give it time, there WILL be more. GMOs are still new.

See the problem here? People just like hating on Apple.
User avatar #13 - thenez (09/28/2014) [-]
When a manufacturer charges $1000+ for a damn phone, I expect it to be damn near indestructable.
User avatar #16 - envinite (09/28/2014) [-]
wow It's almost like Apple devices are targeted to upper class people who would throw some money just for a product they like
User avatar #15 - itsmewaffle (09/28/2014) [-]
>expecting an apple device to be indestructible

you have a lot to learn.
#15 - He said he's probably broken every bone in his body 09/28/2014 on Buster Keaton Stunts 0
#107 - They have addressed it, admitting there have been nine (9) com… 09/27/2014 on Getting on the fad 0
#61 - This is one of the fakest stories ever, an attempt wasn't even… 09/26/2014 on My cousin 0
#67 - Vlad isn't as obscure as you thought he was. 09/26/2014 on Worst torture methods of... 0
#36 - Who the **** goes to work dressed liked that?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on So happee +5
#59 - popeflatus (09/26/2014) [-]
Admin.
User avatar #37 - darkjustifier (09/26/2014) [-]
gym owner
#55 - >all these neckbeard autists in the comments with le super … 09/23/2014 on A new tradition whenever I... 0
#15 - this happened in Germany  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on hustlin' -1
User avatar #16 - mrmystery (09/20/2014) [-]
I was making a round-about reference to Brazil getting their keisters handed to them in football (AkA Soccer)

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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