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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:7/28/2014
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Content Ranking:#11511
Comment Ranking:#1326
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#406
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Level 51 Content: Sammich eater → Level 52 Content: Sammich eater
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Times Content Favorited:165 times
Total Comments Made:7192
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#50 - i agree that it sounds funny and would be pretty nice but... y… 05/16/2014 on Please, can someone do this... +2
#12 - hence why you should activate the dick at every possible moment 05/16/2014 on realizations +11
#97 - Picture 05/16/2014 on Some Frozen Crap +2
#115 - i try to just keep a open mind about it. it may be a … 05/16/2014 on Not angels +1
#43 - this shit-posting offends slaanesh!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on the n word +2
#59 - spltfire (05/15/2014) [-]
I just feel this is appropriate.
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2014 on Nunu ulti 1v5 Pentakill +3
#3 - hockeycrazysteve Comment deleted by ompalomper
#2 - hockeycrazysteve Comment deleted by ompalomper
#27 - especially since the /b/astard seems to be swedish he…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2014 on cockie +1
User avatar #54 - Epicgetguy (05/14/2014) [-]
That's /int/.
#1 - "but that was before the sex change" 05/13/2014 on (untitled) +4
#56 - >pictures on facebook >sleep over i knew wh… 05/13/2014 on Beta Cringe God 3 +18
#55 - number 4 sounds like he could have been George Foyet's mentor 05/13/2014 on KAFacts: Strange History 0
#9 - top tier comic 05/13/2014 on Chasing the Dream 0
#8 - i clicked it... i couldn't stop myself 05/13/2014 on Chasing the Dream +4
#43 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2014 on oh behave +67
User avatar #80 - heatmon (05/13/2014) [-]
haha that .gif is so funny, post it more and on all these posts!
#65 - mrdrpage (05/13/2014) [-]
#45 - ... i just know that /k/ likes nuggest's and that nuggest's ar… 05/12/2014 on She knows just what to say +2
#39 - how to upset /k/: >show this >run away from…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/12/2014 on She knows just what to say +13
User avatar #75 - pizzaweed (05/12/2014) [-]
I feel sick.
User avatar #65 - capslockrage (05/12/2014) [-]
>implying most of /k/ aren't people that don't even own a gun and are also brony fags
User avatar #51 - garymotherfingoak (05/12/2014) [-]
Hey i see shisno
User avatar #43 - wiseguytwo (05/12/2014) [-]
If I may, this is not a nugget. This was an original K98 from the 40's with the original stock. Why everyone, including me, is upset about is that there are not many of these rifles left that you can easily obtain from that era. Had this been a Mosin-Nagant aka Moist Nugget, nobody would have a problem due to the method of preservation the Soviet Union had in preserving their surplus rifles and then importing a fuck ton of them into the US. Mosin's are about $120 per rifle with 440 rounds of surplus ammo being about the same. They are cheap and you can get them almost anywhere which is why nobody would have been upset had it been a Mosin. Instead, they did this to a piece of history that is hard to find, if at all not to mention the cost it might have been.
User avatar #80 - thatoneiranianguy (05/12/2014) [-]
Honestly I don't think you should disgrace any firearm like this.

Doesn't matter even if it's a Mosin, respect it.
User avatar #45 - ompalomper (05/12/2014) [-]
... i just know that /k/ likes nuggest's and that nuggest's are weapons so i tried to be funny by implying that they would hunt me down like the last buck on earth using the nuggets they like so much.

i supposed i failed
User avatar #42 - reginleif (05/12/2014) [-]
You got the story on why this gun was painted?

All I'm getting is "children's cartoon".
User avatar #46 - quicksilveralicorn (05/12/2014) [-]
Someone wanted to rustle jimmies so hard it could be heard across the galaxy.

Not really, but that's what I got out of it.
User avatar #47 - reginleif (05/12/2014) [-]
Nvm just saw the mlp sticker.
#150 - wow, good guys Minnesota 05/10/2014 on Interesting results +2
#27 - you are a bit late but welcome to the club 05/10/2014 on Use your imagination +5
#46 - it truly was beautiful 05/10/2014 on Silly rabbit 0
#4 - Jehovah's witness special forces  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Jet plane filming +233
#17 - jacktherabbitwhite (05/10/2014) [-]
I see they've gotten quite the upgrade
#31 - props to the kid for knowing that is was inevitable  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Bronies +32
#85 - anonymous (05/10/2014) [-]
tbh he was probably into it
#30 - come on, are those guys really SO newfag that they do not even… 05/09/2014 on Bronies 0
#12 - Picture 05/09/2014 on Implications +2
#44 - no. fuck you sir. your life doesn't suck, you bloody deserve it. 05/09/2014 on My Little Breakthrough 0
#43 - i suspect that the key word here is "met" t… 05/09/2014 on My Little Breakthrough +2
#41 - as is to be expected. maybe i should watch a few. i c… 05/09/2014 on Silly rabbit 0

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#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the fuck did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of fucked up shit that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really fucked up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
#33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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