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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:5/29/2015
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Content Ranking:#11572
Comment Ranking:#914
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#406
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Times Content Favorited:166 times
Total Comments Made:8941
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Favorite Tags: are (2) | lol (2) | story (2) | The Game (2)

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#18 - ok, i guess... just seems like a weird joke to make in that situation.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Stealth mode activated -7
User avatar #25 - medxforme (04/22/2015) [-]
It is Stephen Colbert, he will make a joke in pretty much any situation
User avatar #19 - dafuqmang (04/22/2015) [-]
It's a linguistics joke....


A cunning linguistic jokes....
#15 - "cunning linguist" i can't stop thinking of…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Stealth mode activated -160
#92 - twofreegerbils (04/22/2015) [-]
CunninLynguists is also a rap group.
#96 - Absolute Madman (04/22/2015) [-]
i love that album
User avatar #91 - frutus (04/22/2015) [-]
You're fucking autistic
#89 - alphagex (04/22/2015) [-]
Yes,yes you are.
User avatar #83 - anonymoose (04/22/2015) [-]
No, he's just a fan of cunninglinguist from Funnyjunk.
You're probably sick of all these mentions.
User avatar #135 - cunninglinguist (04/23/2015) [-]
I got around 12 notifications. For the first time in a long time, I feel special.
#17 - dafuqmang (04/22/2015) [-]
#32 - cunninglinguist (04/22/2015) [-]
#156 - alarubra (04/23/2015) [-]
Is masterdebator taken? Or master debator?
#24 - medxforme (04/22/2015) [-]
Have this friend
User avatar #18 - ompalomper (04/22/2015) [-]
ok, i guess... just seems like a weird joke to make in that situation.
User avatar #25 - medxforme (04/22/2015) [-]
It is Stephen Colbert, he will make a joke in pretty much any situation
User avatar #19 - dafuqmang (04/22/2015) [-]
It's a linguistics joke....


A cunning linguistic jokes....
#17 - sweet ******* jesus 04/22/2015 on Fuken 4chan did it again +3
#153 - searched "tzeentch the hedgehog" to see of the chaos…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on Cringe #34 - Gamer, Sonic &... +2
#162 - vorarephilia (04/22/2015) [-]
#152 - ragnar the hedgehog kill me  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on Cringe #34 - Gamer, Sonic &... +4
User avatar #175 - thewintersaint (04/22/2015) [-]
well you are named ragnar
you should be expecting something like this
#49 - it's a "thing" apparently to do when you find out yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2015 on GIFS to Giggle at +10
User avatar #55 - radioheadjam (04/22/2015) [-]
riding another guy's cunt rifle is a bit cruel too
#75 - Absolute Madman (04/22/2015) [-]
The story behind this one isn't that she cheated, she would always snoop and open her presents early so he told her not to open that one and she did anyway.
Ciacheczko ompalomper DJ Shy - The Cockroach Prank
#24 - man **** that 04/21/2015 on oh OH +2
#269 - i was so ****** up after i read that the first time 04/20/2015 on Cringe #32 - Weirdly... +1
#29 - here, you can borrow my bottle  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Feminist Hygiene +1
User avatar #76 - animedudej (04/20/2015) [-]
>not using a high pressure washer your entire brain


have fun not clearing that image out of your mind memories are stored all over the brain apparently, dont want to take any chances of that surfacing again
#95 - grapesforall (04/20/2015) [-]
He is right you know take my shock therapy
#5 - satan is a pervert 04/20/2015 on How to approach girls 0
#6 - i confess that i fistbumped the screen i just couldn't resist 04/20/2015 on Fist-bump 0
#34 - nope, OP is a ******* retard. jesus, this is l… 04/20/2015 on anons abusive mom 0
#71 - pretty much same thing as far as i know but then again i know …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Alternate Medicines 0
User avatar #73 - kyubii (04/20/2015) [-]
Mustard gas has chlorine in it, but it's not made by mixing bleach and ammonia.
#32 - yer doing gods work ya pervy **** 04/20/2015 on why u dumb shit 0
#16 - now that is what i call a mind **** 04/20/2015 on Every time 0
#17 - what's this!? cute!? HAPPINESS!? FUN!?! … 04/20/2015 on Asterix and Obelix +2
#73 - Comment deleted 04/20/2015 on Intermission: ANGRY... 0
#19 - what the **** does a courier know about ruling a city? …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Fallout endings chart +11
#29 - albertjester (04/20/2015) [-]
"Centuries later, a small survivalist community established itself in the area, created by the Courier. Kept alive by the Courier, it prospered, and more settlers moved into the new city. "

so not only does he have experience in managing a community, he has experience in building one from the ground up in the new world. what does house know? he programs his bully bots to keep the peace and lives in a day dream of the old world. the courier knows to learn from the old world but more so he knows how to live in the new one. (plus if all else fails yes man probably has a wealth of knowledge in houses date base to help him out, not to mention the countless other companions and advisers he made along the way)

no gods, no masters.
User avatar #33 - brobafett (04/20/2015) [-]
Shit, now I have roll play as charlie in fallout. Thanks fuck face.
User avatar #35 - albertjester (04/20/2015) [-]
you're welcome ass hat.
User avatar #30 - jastri (04/20/2015) [-]
I chose to work for House because he had goals. Hell, he thought space travel was within reach. Killing him and taking over, the best i could do is survive. With House, we prosper.
#50 - bann (04/20/2015) [-]
House had the mind for a brighter future, but he didn't have the heart. He didn't really give a shit about people, he just wanted to voyage and discover for discoveries sake.

Then again, maybe I'm just trying to justify why I took a super sledge to his skull

Also I shot him in the head with the gun Benny shot me with
User avatar #31 - albertjester (04/20/2015) [-]
SOME would prosper. i'd say freeside and the credit check is pretty evident that house is more inclined to help people who's pockets jingle jangle jingle if you catch my drift. and who says all the courier would do is survive? he has ties to the bhood of steel, the followers of the appocalypse, AND the minds of big MT. and if the courier makes vegas prosper, it's for everyone, not just the high rollers.
#34 - ******* do it 04/20/2015 on phanact's on Imgur? 0
#57 - ahh, the classic homemade mustard-gas recipe  [+] (6 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Alternate Medicines +15
User avatar #101 - europe (04/20/2015) [-]
Both wrong, chloramine gas will be formed
User avatar #70 - kyubii (04/20/2015) [-]
I thought it made a Chlorine gas?
User avatar #71 - ompalomper (04/20/2015) [-]
pretty much same thing as far as i know but then again i know between fuck and all about what mustard gas actually is
User avatar #73 - kyubii (04/20/2015) [-]
Mustard gas has chlorine in it, but it's not made by mixing bleach and ammonia.
User avatar #58 - twofreegerbils (04/20/2015) [-]
What?

I literally tried that yesterday and got some beautiful crystals.
#62 - gangbangtime (04/20/2015) [-]
Nice try.
#188 - i was confused first since i just had no clue just what or who…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Cringe #32 - Weirdly... +3
#257 - kloudianorici (04/20/2015) [-]
Did someone say big boy blue?
TL;DR Autistic Neckbeard stalker ruins a dudes life.
#284 - ruderoody (04/20/2015) [-]
I feel so bad for that poor guy
#269 - ompalomper (04/20/2015) [-]
i was so fucked up after i read that the first time
#187 - it's like a ******* bible of madness 04/20/2015 on Cringe #32 - Weirdly... +7
#26 - titans, now developed by the umbrella corporation. honestly, i…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on pretty excited for both +3
#35 - mangse (04/20/2015) [-]
#62 - then don't give a **** ! it's like politics, if you actu…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Banned for not damselling +1
User avatar #65 - duskmane (04/19/2015) [-]
You seem to be pretty upset about me not caring about something.
I've given you a way to convince me that reading the article is worth my time, yet you can't produce any meaningful reason for me to do so. The content was heavily biased towards this female who openly admits she's "really good at crying" (that part's at the end of the video, just for reference) online to all her supporters.
Hold the phone.. people are getting up in arms... because a woman... is... crying?
Does she not refer to damseling as "playing the victim"? And yet, here's a woman, crying, because she's been asked to leave from a place where her actions weren't welcome. Hold up while I watch this woman damsel about not damseling.
Kinda like when you implied that I'm mentally disabled or should shoot myself because my views weren't something that YOU liked.

Don't like opposing views in your threads: why not ban that person for having a differing view/lifestyle?
Don't like that coloured kid wandering through your neighbourhood: why not shoot him and his AZ Iced Tea and skittles and perm-ban him from life?
Don't like people being creating a politically tense atmosphere at what is intended to be a fun and relaxed event: why not ask them to leave and not return?

I support neither GGers or SJWs because frankly, i the end, their shit doesn't effect me. Less tits in Bayonetta? boo hoo, Guess I'll just have to play a game like legend of zelda. Legend of zelda being made into a game that shows zelda as the hero? Sweet, I've kinda wondered what that'd be like. C.O.D. now has female main characters? well, gosh, women in combat is a harsh reality of equality that will effect gameplay in no way because it's still a bunch of 14 year olds screaming slurs into a headset and: newsflash FPS games don't show your character to you (except maybe for 5 or 10 seconds while you're waiting to respawn, so once again, that issue doesn't bother me).
Want more fat bitches in games? Go for it. What sells sells, what doesn't doesn't. Don't expect the companies that have made millions/billions to suddenly change their plans just because a few people are chubby and get picked on: start your own development company, sell those games, see how far it gets you. You've got content sitting on the front page of this website with a sidebyside comparison of two people with equal traits, one's attractive, one isn't, and it's a realistic and honest look at the objectification of human beings by the opposite gender (notice i picked neither male nor female here)
Bottom line on this one? We're shallow fucking creatures. Get used to it, get over it, get on with your life. Buy what you want, say what you want, think what you want.
But do it because it's what YOU want, not because of some social or political movement.
And you know, if you're genuinely offended by what I've said, and if it hurts you on a deep, personal level I'm glad, because that means it's an issue that you actually feel strongly about, and aren't just on the bandwagon. Keep at it, stick to what you believe in, and who knows.

In the meantime, I'm going to sit here, and continue to not give a fuck. Actually, I feel like a steak an garlic butter shrimp, so I'm off to the grocery store. Fun chat though.

Oh, and on the topic of my voting, I choose not to, thought if it were mandatory, I'd likely vote for Vermin Supreme.. Also, might want to clean up the language in your argument/counterarguments a bit: swearing and insulting those who oppose your views is a good way to break down lines of communication and have people not take you even remotely seriously, which is completely counterproductive if you're, say.. at a comic expo trying to appeal your views to a panel of.... need I say more?
#58 - do you believe authors shouldn't get to write a specific setti…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Banned for not damselling +1
User avatar #59 - duskmane (04/19/2015) [-]
Still haven't given me a reason. I could care less who writes what, or who designs/writes/publishes what kinda game, or what movie staring x actor/actress produced by x studios is about.

So, I put the question to you again:

Why should I?
User avatar #62 - ompalomper (04/19/2015) [-]
then don't give a fuck! it's like politics, if you actually don't give a shit you shouldn't vote.

what i don't fucking understand in that case is why the fuck you are here with that comment. you have obviously taken the time out of your extremely important life to do some manner or research to find an article at a website named "the mary sue" who the fuck names their website after a pure mockery and the apex of bad writing anyway though it really is representative that tells this story.

TL;DR if you don't care then don't care. i could care less but that is your choice, not mine
User avatar #65 - duskmane (04/19/2015) [-]
You seem to be pretty upset about me not caring about something.
I've given you a way to convince me that reading the article is worth my time, yet you can't produce any meaningful reason for me to do so. The content was heavily biased towards this female who openly admits she's "really good at crying" (that part's at the end of the video, just for reference) online to all her supporters.
Hold the phone.. people are getting up in arms... because a woman... is... crying?
Does she not refer to damseling as "playing the victim"? And yet, here's a woman, crying, because she's been asked to leave from a place where her actions weren't welcome. Hold up while I watch this woman damsel about not damseling.
Kinda like when you implied that I'm mentally disabled or should shoot myself because my views weren't something that YOU liked.

Don't like opposing views in your threads: why not ban that person for having a differing view/lifestyle?
Don't like that coloured kid wandering through your neighbourhood: why not shoot him and his AZ Iced Tea and skittles and perm-ban him from life?
Don't like people being creating a politically tense atmosphere at what is intended to be a fun and relaxed event: why not ask them to leave and not return?

I support neither GGers or SJWs because frankly, i the end, their shit doesn't effect me. Less tits in Bayonetta? boo hoo, Guess I'll just have to play a game like legend of zelda. Legend of zelda being made into a game that shows zelda as the hero? Sweet, I've kinda wondered what that'd be like. C.O.D. now has female main characters? well, gosh, women in combat is a harsh reality of equality that will effect gameplay in no way because it's still a bunch of 14 year olds screaming slurs into a headset and: newsflash FPS games don't show your character to you (except maybe for 5 or 10 seconds while you're waiting to respawn, so once again, that issue doesn't bother me).
Want more fat bitches in games? Go for it. What sells sells, what doesn't doesn't. Don't expect the companies that have made millions/billions to suddenly change their plans just because a few people are chubby and get picked on: start your own development company, sell those games, see how far it gets you. You've got content sitting on the front page of this website with a sidebyside comparison of two people with equal traits, one's attractive, one isn't, and it's a realistic and honest look at the objectification of human beings by the opposite gender (notice i picked neither male nor female here)
Bottom line on this one? We're shallow fucking creatures. Get used to it, get over it, get on with your life. Buy what you want, say what you want, think what you want.
But do it because it's what YOU want, not because of some social or political movement.
And you know, if you're genuinely offended by what I've said, and if it hurts you on a deep, personal level I'm glad, because that means it's an issue that you actually feel strongly about, and aren't just on the bandwagon. Keep at it, stick to what you believe in, and who knows.

In the meantime, I'm going to sit here, and continue to not give a fuck. Actually, I feel like a steak an garlic butter shrimp, so I'm off to the grocery store. Fun chat though.

Oh, and on the topic of my voting, I choose not to, thought if it were mandatory, I'd likely vote for Vermin Supreme.. Also, might want to clean up the language in your argument/counterarguments a bit: swearing and insulting those who oppose your views is a good way to break down lines of communication and have people not take you even remotely seriously, which is completely counterproductive if you're, say.. at a comic expo trying to appeal your views to a panel of.... need I say more?
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#116 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - Absolute Madman (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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