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#34 - Remember guys, it is not illegal to be high. Well, at least no…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2016 on Food 0
#38 - anon (02/22/2016) [-]
No logic in U.S yet you know absolutely nothing about the US and spout your nonsense. You sir are the one lacking logic. In the U.S possession is the only thing that is illegal (the only exception being is if you're on parole).
#3 - Neurons are really a story of immense **** ups. Reall…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/22/2016 on The Emperor Rises 0
#10 - masterofmods (02/22/2016) [-]
Neurons or Necrons?
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#12 - ompalomper (02/22/2016) [-]
Ugh, I don't have Wi-Fi in my current apartment so I wrote this on the phone.

Fucking auto correct
#13 - masterofmods (02/22/2016) [-]
is fine lol
#5 - xevilpenguinx (02/22/2016) [-]
Just a temporary setback until we take what is rightfully ours back.
#7 - shadowkingdr (02/22/2016) [-]
>stole from the empire of the eldar and old ones
>rightfully ours
#16 - xevilpenguinx (02/23/2016) [-]
We conquered it, sooo...
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#23 - shadowkingdr (02/23/2016) [-]
and we then conquered it from you
#24 - xevilpenguinx (02/23/2016) [-]
We will one day take it back, emperor. But I shall let you have some of it.
#121 - I have never seen a comment section more filled with perversio… 02/22/2016 on Gravity Falls by moringmark +2
#10 - She gave the zebras mega-spells? Like, spells on a nu… 02/21/2016 on Fallout: Equestria game... 0
#4 - well then... reeve up the engine Will. time to conquer magic land  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2016 on Pony News +3
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#6 - fluttergrey (02/21/2016) [-]
Great anime, would recommend.
#29 - **ompalomper used "*roll 1, 000-999*"** **ompalomper rolls … 02/21/2016 on how admin treats the top 20... +7
#50 - >quarter inch thick sweater >spidersilk it'…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2016 on Daily life with Rachnera +21
#83 - arachne (02/21/2016) [-]
It's nice to be recognized
#5 - LOCAL MINISTER RUINS EVERYTHING  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2016 on Fallout: Equestria game... +6
#9 - anon (02/21/2016) [-]
Why you say that ?
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#10 - ompalomper (02/21/2016) [-]
She gave the zebras mega-spells?

Like, spells on a nuke level strength.

Equestria developed them and was thinking about ending the war with several devastating strikes but lol miss butterfly ass didn't like the idea of that much death even if it would end the war in equestrian victory so she thought of the great fucking idea to secretly give the zebras the research on how to make them. She thought it would cause the war to stop since now both sides had weapons that would destroy the world if deployed, basically our cold war. problem was that this was already a hot conflict, both sides were is horrible shape and both sides were sure the other wasn't gonna hesitate.

And so the world as they knew it ended, leaving only the radioactive wasteland of FO:E.

Hence, local minister ruins everything. Classic case of "the road to hell is paved with good intentions"

Not that you really can hate her since she suffered a fate worse than death, a literal "I have no mouth and I must scream".

She was turned into a tree by a mutated strain of poison joke. Standing on a ledge in the everfree forest, doomed to forever look around her at the wasteland she caused. Unable to sleep, look away or even blink.
#3 - Yes, them made sense. Another reason on why FO:E is a good work. 02/20/2016 on Ponies sword fighting can't... +1
#208576 - yeah, it seems like 1. a waste of money i should spend on … 02/20/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0