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#32 - i knew it. i knew someone would post this. i…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Is it friday? 0
User avatar #33 - ompalomper (08/30/2014) [-]
wait, this isn't that one.

where is the one with the fat lady not realizing she was pregnant, had a miscarriage and the baby started to rot within her womb?

are we seriously not bringing that one up?
#40 - blokrokker (08/30/2014) [-]
Forgot my pic. Isn't that from reddit? I think it was from one of the medical nightmare threads.
#41 - ompalomper (08/30/2014) [-]
is it? i don't know, i just have the story
User avatar #43 - blokrokker (08/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, that was from one of the reddit medical nightmare threads. Lycester actually posted it in a comment below.
User avatar #39 - blokrokker (08/30/2014) [-]
Lets not.
#19 - he ran towards the wave, mounted his board and was then launc… 08/30/2014 on don't mind me... +1
#39 - internet hero 08/30/2014 on master of all four alcohols +1
#59 - kinda disappointed it wasn't named "getoffmy lan " 08/30/2014 on Internet signals +3
#216 - superman gowever gets the mandatory "the american way, mu… 08/30/2014 on Checkmate him to death 0
#215 - i don't agree. it has for a long time been one of the retarded…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Checkmate him to death +1
User avatar #216 - ompalomper (08/30/2014) [-]
superman gowever gets the mandatory "the american way, muh freedums, makind is stupid immature and is inferior to you" speech from his dad, gets a universal permission slip to do whatever the fuck he pleases to teach the elite a lesson and then spoiler warning: FUCKING LEGALLY MUTILATES HIM, AFTER HE DISAPPROVED OF HIM KILLING SOMEONE WHO WAS FAR WORSE!!!

it's like a group of writers started making a good superman movie and got about halfway before they where all burned at the stake for not depicting superman as the supreme lord of justice who can do no wrong and the rest of the story was made by a bunch of cocaine addicted fanboys that had no idea what they are doing.

TL;DR i. hate. what they did to superman. same personality as a glass of water and disgustingly "holier-than-thou"
#156 - what are you talking about? it's perfectly ch… 08/30/2014 on fatherly advice 0
#39 - basically a very big scandal of corruption in game journalism … 08/30/2014 on Notto disu shitto agen Kotaku +6
#36 - trust me, they are even worse than you think 08/30/2014 on Notto disu shitto agen Kotaku +6
#35 - i... i can't even feel rage anymore. i just became so *… 08/30/2014 on Notto disu shitto agen Kotaku +9
#45 - here, you can borrow my bottle 08/30/2014 on Context +1
#58 - when my friend showed me this after he had seen it i said in t… 08/29/2014 on Pacific Rim 0
#28 - man, i really hated the story of injustice. it is jus…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Checkmate him to death +10
User avatar #195 - payseht (08/30/2014) [-]
*it is just the pure manifestation of how bad superman is as a character in the hands of a bad writer
#123 - kulamia (08/30/2014) [-]
I think there is beauty in that. It showed the bad side of being such a good little school boy(mentality), thinking "if I just get rid of bad things, all the goodness in people will come out", or in the case of Injustice- "If I just prevent people from doing bad things everything will be peaceful!"

Ignoring that he is stomping out any semblance of freedom that people have.
User avatar #215 - ompalomper (08/30/2014) [-]
i don't agree. it has for a long time been one of the retarded twist they have forced superman into because he is such a fucking dead end story wise. a good character has flaws, makes him/her/it humane in at least one aspect. some sort of struggle to be overcome, with superman however? he never had any flaws and that renders all the "struggles" they face him with moot. superman looks good on paper but falls apart in reality because there is simply no way to relate to him. any and all problems he faces can be solved nigh instantaneously if he wasn't such a colossal moron and those that aren't will be solved in the best way anyway because he is mister perfect. but then, oh god then, they decide that that is no fun which they are entirely correct in and try to put a twist on him that turns his perfection into the problem, not realizing that they are just reversing the problem! now we have a villain that can defeated all threats with no effort and the setting is even worse to the point that they have to ram their entire arms up their asses to find some retarded McGuffin that will help defeat him.

the most recently that i watched example of this was the animated movie available on netflix "superman VS. the elite". movie starts great, we have the standard boring superman juxtaposed by a group of other heroes that are all i ask for in a anti-hero squad. brash, slightly off morals and confronts problems straight on while still remaining concerned with the everyman and his struggles. they look up to superman and he enjoys it. the apex of the goodness comes when they do a thing that superman doesn't approve of but the people have been wanting and, lets be honest, the government would probably have done anyway.

and then.

the group becomes complete villains for of no good reason, the leader most so for something he could not be blames for in any way and is what anyone would do.
cont.
User avatar #216 - ompalomper (08/30/2014) [-]
superman gowever gets the mandatory "the american way, muh freedums, makind is stupid immature and is inferior to you" speech from his dad, gets a universal permission slip to do whatever the fuck he pleases to teach the elite a lesson and then spoiler warning: FUCKING LEGALLY MUTILATES HIM, AFTER HE DISAPPROVED OF HIM KILLING SOMEONE WHO WAS FAR WORSE!!!

it's like a group of writers started making a good superman movie and got about halfway before they where all burned at the stake for not depicting superman as the supreme lord of justice who can do no wrong and the rest of the story was made by a bunch of cocaine addicted fanboys that had no idea what they are doing.

TL;DR i. hate. what they did to superman. same personality as a glass of water and disgustingly "holier-than-thou"
#15 - waaay to long since i listened to some good killers 08/29/2014 on Wanna kiss? 0
#94 - HERESY!! 08/29/2014 on How to Deal With Pre-Exam... +3
#75 - delusion... she is clearly aware of why. it is litteraly impos…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on found in 4 chang +5
#87 - buffalogriller (08/29/2014) [-]
she is not a gaming journalist.

And, after reading the full article, it is apparent that she did some research, but chose to interpret her findings in a way that fits her ideology. It's mostly just "there's no Evidence!" and "Grayson never wrote a positive review" he did mention depression quest as outstanding or something in an article about recent greenlight games, which kinda does count, since noone in their right mind would call that anything but garbage.

my personal favorite: "TFYC received plenty of criticism for embracing Vivian, of course, and responded by saying—and this is a quote—“when you say that 4chan cannot take part in a project, you are oppressing them.” And that was when my brain said, “So long, world, it’s been fun,” and leaped to its own death." - because those that are against you cannot possibly be oppressed, right?
#442 - that every single one of us were special 08/29/2014 on Teachers +4
#47 - Picture 08/29/2014 on Violating air space 0
#52 - that legal here in sweden as long as you are not to old. 08/29/2014 on Watamote, basically 0
#97 - agree with everything except that about the US … 08/29/2014 on I wanna..can I clap for an... +2
#31 - child-in-danger instincts are one hell of a drug 08/29/2014 on piece of cake 0
#85 - i can sorta understand planes since they most of the time look…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on VG Cats at Freddy's +1
#90 - mr skeltal (08/29/2014) [-]
Nigga you high as fuck
#58 - sweet jesus 08/29/2014 on (untitled) +1
#9582843 - what can i say? bitches can't get enough of me. why not profit… 08/29/2014 on sfw random board 0
#47 - i am intrigued 08/28/2014 on Worst Job 2 + The... +2

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#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - mr skeltal (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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