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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
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#39 - Picture 11/11/2013 on Plot Twist 0
#199 - **ompalomper rolled a random image posted in comment #416293… 11/11/2013 on Pervert Attacks Lion +1
#52 - Picture 11/11/2013 on I love you, son +15
#66 - with other words you go full vault-tec on that ********… 11/11/2013 on Difficulty Curve 0
#57 - oh, well i actually never played, what i know from it is from …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Difficulty Curve 0
User avatar #59 - thechosentroll (11/10/2013) [-]
Yes, that's why I always have a "FUCK EVERYTHING!" button in my fort. It's basically just a level that seals off the living area and production facilities (basically, the top 3 floors of my fort) from the rest of the world until whatever beasties are out there go away.
#66 - ompalomper (11/11/2013) [-]
with other words you go full vault-tec on that motherfucker
#53 - what about catsplotions? or carps for that matter  [+] (4 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Difficulty Curve 0
User avatar #55 - thechosentroll (11/10/2013) [-]
Oh, never had a catsplosion, since I kept their population down. As for carp, they're not dangerous in the most recent version.
User avatar #57 - ompalomper (11/10/2013) [-]
oh, well i actually never played, what i know from it is from the wiki, 4chan threads and a friend who played. i still remember how he told me about a great fortress he created underground that went to complete shit. if i remember correctly he found an underwater river that he used as drinking water as the lake he had used was about to disappear. thing was that he the next day found that it was cursed and turned a hoard of his dorfs into zombies and fucking daamons or some shit started to spam from the river. over the course of a week the once magnificent fort was turned into a haunted dungeon inhabited by corpses, zombies and daemons
User avatar #59 - thechosentroll (11/10/2013) [-]
Yes, that's why I always have a "FUCK EVERYTHING!" button in my fort. It's basically just a level that seals off the living area and production facilities (basically, the top 3 floors of my fort) from the rest of the world until whatever beasties are out there go away.
#66 - ompalomper (11/11/2013) [-]
with other words you go full vault-tec on that motherfucker
#56 - Oh well, I guess you were born with the knowledge of what a so…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2013 on "Mine's bigger" 0
User avatar #58 - thebobinito (11/10/2013) [-]
No, I just watched the show to see what it's all about and I picked up a few things and seeing as it's a big show and a lot of people know and love it and a lot of stuff is posted on here about it, I would have thought that at least a question like "What is a sonic screwdriver" wouldn't be asked.
#55 - and here i thought that bronies where the only ones who where …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/10/2013 on "Mine's bigger" 0
User avatar #94 - euphoricfedora (11/11/2013) [-]
What are you trying to pull here you fuck. Everyone else is so butthurt, how come your so agreeable. I don't want whatever you're selling, you cracker.
#95 - ompalomper (11/11/2013) [-]
im not trying to sell anything euphoricfedora.

why would you think that euphoricfedora?

im just perfectly normal like you euphoricfedora?
User avatar #96 - euphoricfedora (11/11/2013) [-]
Im going to kill you bitch. Just wait.
#97 - ompalomper (11/11/2013) [-]
why don't you want to be my friend euphoricfedora?

i want to be your friend euphoricfedora.

i can show you how... friendly... i can be to you euphoricfedora.
User avatar #98 - euphoricfedora (11/11/2013) [-]
k.
User avatar #99 - ompalomper (11/11/2013) [-]
#26 - i like you 11/10/2013 on He is... 0
#26 - this is truly worthy of the undivided hatred of commissar fuklaw 11/10/2013 on lawl 0
#24 - he looks like a ******* wizard 11/10/2013 on smoke +1
#57 - wait really? i was not aware of this! 11/10/2013 on murica 0
#274 - very well formulated 11/10/2013 on Oh, really? -1
#237 - i agree with everything you say except for the abortion part, …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Oh, really? 0
User avatar #241 - sketchysketchist (11/10/2013) [-]
*people should be allowed to choose unless it's obvious that they don't deserve a choice.

It's like giving a kid the option between a cookie and a carrot because you want them to make healthier choices but you know they'll always choose the cookie.
Just give them the carrot and tell them that whatever they don't eat in the next few minutes goes up their anus.
User avatar #274 - ompalomper (11/10/2013) [-]
very well formulated
#39 - can't really argue with that. it's like a version of rule 34, …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2013 on Anon VS Ponytime.. The... +1
#74 - listerthepessimist (11/10/2013) [-]
It could be worse...
#32 - while i have nothing against 40k (except **** fil… 11/10/2013 on Anon VS Ponytime.. The... +4
#16 - Comment deleted 11/09/2013 on I Would Do the Same Thing 0
#116 - this is how fights should be. they clearly have nothing agains…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2013 on definition of hardcore +8
#171 - castial (11/09/2013) [-]
The guy with the shot bowl cut was known for doing that to his opponents it won him a fight, he kissed the guy and the guy responded by knocking him out, disqualifying him from the fight and giving the bowl cut the win by default.
User avatar #151 - zaywoot (11/09/2013) [-]
uhmm... that is what they're supposed to do... kinda...

The thing about war and soldiers is that a soldier that works for his nation is usually a good guy... And to make good guys kill you need the other guy to be bad, so propaganda and demonizing the enemy becomes common.

For a guy to kill without hating the enemy, you need a heartless mercenary that would do the exact same to you if the other person gave him the money... and while they exist, it's not as easy to come across and make a decent army out of as the propaganda victims...
#199 - wait, that really happened!? OH GOD YES!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on this is gonna be good +1
User avatar #247 - cantfindausername (11/09/2013) [-]
You didn't even give us a chance to answer : (
#48 - and there was great rejoicing 11/09/2013 on McDisasters 23: Brunette... +4
#32 - but i want to knooooooow  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on drift compatible 0
#35 - pwnmissilereborn (11/09/2013) [-]
Bork
#168 - and just how does that make a difference in their item collections? 11/09/2013 on Both are one in the same -1
#30 - you know, i am swedish and i still have no idea what the …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2013 on drift compatible +4
#56 - mayoroftownsville (11/09/2013) [-]
Greeks used to mock the sounds non-Greek speakers made as sounding like "Bar bar bar." They didn't do it to be clever, they did it because fuck other languages, fuck them in their fucking different sounding faces. This is also true of bork.
#31 - CIS White Male (11/09/2013) [-]
It's called "a joke".
User avatar #32 - ompalomper (11/09/2013) [-]
but i want to knooooooow
#35 - pwnmissilereborn (11/09/2013) [-]
Bork
#194 - possible, but it's like boxcar joe the magic hobo, it's simply… 11/09/2013 on The most horrific tard event 0
#176 - Picture 11/09/2013 on this is gonna be good +18

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#116 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - CIS White Male (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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