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#7 - Picture 10/05/2013 on Dog spooning a crustacean +3
#41 - i now finished watching all 4 episodes this is everyt… 10/05/2013 on Watching Origins 0
#39 - O_O DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Tag -18
User avatar #59 - nastoy (10/05/2013) [-]
shhh, the tumblr fans can hear you
User avatar #47 - urbancohort (10/05/2013) [-]
This is not fucking tumblr stop trying to be so loud.
#57 - well **** , it happened again. like a irl… 10/05/2013 on Slightly terrifying 0
#138 - seen it, agree with the HISHE version 10/05/2013 on Learn something 0
#61 - but super man IS boring and overpowered every. singe.…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Learn something +1
User avatar #83 - metajunky (10/05/2013) [-]

Yea bit of an exaggeration there. As a matter of fact I never got that impression watching the movie. Superman showed how scary life would be if heroes just up and killed villains as they pleased. Not sure where your getting 'MURICA from

"lets suddenly make the anti-heroes full villains for no damn reason"

They were always extremists, as shown when Black interrogated the terrorists and when the Elite fought the Pokolistani military

"let the evil guys who i don't care about think they beat him and then superman goes full 'MURICA ASS KICKING on them"

Personally, I thought it was pretty badass. Superman humiliated the Elite then sat them down and told them what they did wrong as if they were children. Like a boss

"fuck them, lets make superman remove their powers just because. hmm? why didn't he do that against other villains that has killed far more?"

Superman found out where the Elite got their powers and was able to counter their abilities

MB had a deformity in his brain which gave him his psychic abilities, so Superman used heat vision to remove it

Menagrie gets her powers from parasitic symbeasts. Superman used a poison that removed the symbeasts, thus disabling her

The Hat gets his magic powers from his hat. Superman created a whirlwind not only to separate Hat from his hat, but also to keep him from breathing

Coldcast was sucked into orbit, knocking him out. As far as the comics go, Coldcast did not get his powers removed, probably because there is no way to do so. Anyway, Coldcast became good later

Superman discovered the Elites weaknesses and used them to his advantage. Just because Superman found a way to disable one villains powers doesn't mean he can do so to other villains. In this case it had to do with their unique abilities
User avatar #86 - metajunky (10/05/2013) [-]

"ya think that the villains would have gotten death penalty anyway?"

Superman just depowered most of them and got done explaining why killing is not always right. Kind of undermines the message, not to mention would be kind of a dick move to Superman too

"yes, i know that we COULD make it a more moral ending with an actually thought provoking ending"

Well I personally really like the ending, especially Superman's speech about dreams too. Call it cheesy but I thought it was a nice message

"silly, everyone knows that superman has an army of super androids that he keeps in his crystal palace instead of helping the world, he would just use them to save everyone."

Kind of agree with you here. The robots were silly, but they kept and civilians from harm. Again, it showed how dangerous a hero like Superman can be if he decides to follow the Elites practices. The robots do have a purpose though, and they do save the day often. Part of the reason why no one expects Clark Kent to be Superman is because Clark is seen at times to be at the Daily Planet while a robot is saving the day disguised as Superman. And who do you think helps out when Superman is in space or doing Justice League stuff? Well that is until Superman got rid of them after fighting Dominus

#67 - bigrog (10/05/2013) [-]
I am definetly the minority, I prefer superman over batman. The first comic I read was action comics 772, or superman vs the elite and I loved it. I also thought the movie was great. I don't think the ending was screwing over the story. It was very believable that they would go evil, they were always right on the line. And at the end everything worked out like it was suppose to, it was a story about superman loosing his faith in humanity. Read a few more of his comics, they layer his character really well and give him alot of depth. His constant struggle to stay the good guy, his relation with lois lane, his friendship with character like batman, his tragedies. They all make for really awesome story telling.
User avatar #63 - icefried (10/05/2013) [-]
I completely agree, i've never liked superman. Even as a kid i thought he was an OP piece of shit.
But have you seen Man of Steel? He actually gets his ass handed to him a lot and the struggle seemed genuine, he didn't just steamroll everything.
User avatar #138 - ompalomper (10/05/2013) [-]
seen it, agree with the HISHE version How Man Of Steel Should Have Ended
#62 - poontanglife (10/05/2013) [-]
Go read a comic.
#48 - i feel oddly obligated to give you this  [+] (3 new replies) 10/04/2013 on BURN! +1
User avatar #113 - supamonkey (10/05/2013) [-]
is that Larkin Love?
User avatar #78 - BigBallSack (10/05/2013) [-]
I don't know why I was expecting it to be a guy who stuffed melons in his shirt.
#73 - boomshakalarka (10/05/2013) [-]
das nsfw
#75 - or even more in this case "the road to not getting into p… 10/04/2013 on I kick ass for the Lord! 0
#35 - perfect example of the quote: "the road to hell is paved …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2013 on I kick ass for the Lord! 0
User avatar #46 - nucularwar (10/04/2013) [-]
or in this case "The road to losing your special abilities"
User avatar #75 - ompalomper (10/04/2013) [-]
or even more in this case "the road to not getting into paladin heaven"
#34 - poor, insane bastard shame Tsukiko didn't raise her a…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2013 on I kick ass for the Lord! +1
User avatar #181 - chrolt (10/05/2013) [-]
Really? I was almost overjoyed. She was a huge bitch. Excellent character though, I liked her as a villain because she anooyed me, and I admire that he made a lawful good character into such an excellent villain.
User avatar #187 - overjoyed (10/05/2013) [-]
Can I be overjoyed as well?
#31 - nah, grey knights are more like the bad-ass, space version of … 10/04/2013 on I kick ass for the Lord! 0
#30 - this man threads the fine line between lawful good and chaotic…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on I kick ass for the Lord! 0
User avatar #132 - asasqw (10/05/2013) [-]
He didn't make himself chaotic evil as much make him a lawful good creature.
#35 - >"live down the shame" >"of being sla… 10/04/2013 on that is no ordinary rabbit +7
#128 - that... you know what? i really don't need to know more 10/04/2013 on Green you sly bastard. 0
#94 - i... i did?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2013 on Assholes +1
#95 - semilunarknight (10/03/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it did. Thank you good sir.
#91 - you did good  [+] (4 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Assholes +2
User avatar #93 - semilunarknight (10/03/2013) [-]
Also your thumb just put my comment in the top 4, highest I've ever gotten, thanks
#94 - ompalomper (10/03/2013) [-]
i... i did?
#95 - semilunarknight (10/03/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it did. Thank you good sir.
#92 - semilunarknight (10/03/2013) [-]
MFW thumbs and praise
#324 - WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU UNLEASHED!?!?! 10/03/2013 on Sorry, England +1
#57 - good no... excellent even 10/03/2013 on Sacrifical Lamb 0
#51 - another hard plot spoiler for an anime i haven't yet watched …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Sacrifical Lamb 0
User avatar #55 - xiiichuckles (10/03/2013) [-]
Sword Art Online.

Don't worry though, not much was ruined for you, only about the first 3 episodes.
There's still plenty left to watch yet.
User avatar #57 - ompalomper (10/03/2013) [-]
excellent even
#17 - MFW 10/03/2013 on (untitled) +8
#76 - never mind, i found it 10/03/2013 on Watermelon +1
#75 - people have as this is a repost i don't have it but t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Watermelon 0
#79 - kanedam (10/03/2013) [-]
well... useless contribution to the community it seems...

and i tried so hard...
#76 - ompalomper (10/03/2013) [-]
never mind, i found it
#17 - the dude was tripping on acid, can you really blame the man 10/02/2013 on Screw Your Title 0
#94 - the lockdown: why health care costs an arm and a leg… 10/02/2013 on American Government +1
#91 - i have always thought that the "muslim nutjob" count…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2013 on American Government +1
User avatar #103 - dsrtpnk (10/02/2013) [-]
Build the walls 100ft high...

Then fill em with water
User avatar #99 - strikingeight (10/02/2013) [-]
Lol, I had the same idea for a while.

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#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful ******** .
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
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User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
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User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
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#13 - omgitztom (12/19/2011) [-]
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User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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