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#79 - but what if it is legit and it helps him feel closer to his no…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/08/2013 on Salute, Soldier 0
User avatar #91 - Muppetz (09/08/2013) [-]
It makes us sound really conceited I know
But we worked our asses off and bled for the right to wear those uniforms.
And when we see kids back on the block who just bought them at the store and wear them to the movies or whatever just because they think its cool. We get pissed off.
Usually they wear them wrong and look like shitbags and make us look bad.
When some guy wears ACUs or MARPAT at fucking walmart and his shit is untucked and bloused wrong and his unit patches are missing or whatever.

You dont honor your brothers memory by insulting his uniform.
If you want to keep his cammies as a keepsake or whatever fine. You dont wear it around public. Its just insulting to everyone that earned it.
User avatar #101 - ompalomper (09/08/2013) [-]
that sounds reasonable to me, that was what i suspected was the reason anyway.

now, go and write some more "ARTICLE 2"
#106 - Muppetz (09/08/2013) [-]
You know too much...
#109 - ompalomper (09/09/2013) [-]
silly muppetz. i know everything
#14 - keep calm and gather the skulls of your foes  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2013 on Anon's plans for GTA V +1
#39 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
You stop all these heretical shennanigans
#17 - bobthedilder (09/08/2013) [-]
Yeeaaaaaah, about that.
#10 - i was so ******* close to start flaming so hard t… 09/08/2013 on Fallout art +3
#29 - you are the hero humanity doesn't deserve but the one it needs… 09/08/2013 on Superpowers +8
#28 - now that was some tight **** 09/08/2013 on Superpowers +5
#60 - beautiful asymmetry i have done well today goddess 09/07/2013 on Why So Cereal? +1
#24 - the time has come 09/07/2013 on Couldn't fit graphics card... 0
#76 - >it's not zoro as a baby >it's the demon king as a b… 09/07/2013 on Can't be one, without one +3
#8 - "ok... if i keep calm it might refrain from eating my face"  [+] (22 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Oh You Know... +12
User avatar #24 - rhiaanor (09/07/2013) [-]
cheetahs have no interest in humans as meat
#27 - lolchris (09/07/2013) [-]
Not since the accident
#11 - sanguinesolitude (09/07/2013) [-]
i'm pretty sure i could beat a cheetah in a fight. I would need a visit to a hospital afterwards, but they aren't that big and they are built for speed, not wrasslin. I would just hit that pussycat with the peoples elbow, which would tame it automatically and it would become my pet and sidekick.
#37 - anonymous (09/07/2013) [-]
The last thing you want to do is get a cat on its back though, their hind legs will claw and scratch the shit out of your stomach to the point of entrails falling out
#44 - sanguinesolitude (09/07/2013) [-]
i looked in my reaction folder and might have found proof that i wouldn't fare so well.
User avatar #32 - trystanvierra (09/07/2013) [-]
NOPE. We all know that Khajits are great for hand-to-hand combat, ESPECIALLY if paired with the Fists of Steel perk. You'll get fucked up.
#45 - sanguinesolitude (09/08/2013) [-]
the trick is to get them when they are babies
User avatar #46 - trystanvierra (09/08/2013) [-]
You GOTTA be fuckin' kidding me. YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T KILL THE CHILDREN. WE'VE ALL TRIED...
User avatar #47 - sanguinesolitude (09/08/2013) [-]
actually supposedly cheetahs tame pretty well if you get them as babies. I think they are considered the only large cat it is considered safe to have as a pet.
User avatar #48 - trystanvierra (09/08/2013) [-]
I was under the assumption we were killing them.
#49 - sanguinesolitude (09/08/2013) [-]
even in my initial one the cheetah ended up tame... my god man whats wrong with you?
User avatar #50 - trystanvierra (09/08/2013) [-]
Killing things makes me feel alive. ...so alive...
#51 - sanguinesolitude (09/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #52 - trystanvierra (09/08/2013) [-]
Strangely, I'm okay with that.
#53 - sanguinesolitude (09/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #16 - mrnoodlez (09/07/2013) [-]
I would imagine it is like fighting a medium sized dog, just that the claws are gonna be sharper.
User avatar #22 - oliveirajo (09/07/2013) [-]
A chettah is WAY more dangerous.
User avatar #39 - sanguinesolitude (09/07/2013) [-]
not sure about that. They fear hyenas.
User avatar #54 - oliveirajo (09/08/2013) [-]
It's not about what you fear. Sharks fears dolphins and my mother fear ants.
User avatar #57 - sanguinesolitude (09/08/2013) [-]
well dolphins and killer whales have been known to kill sharks. Hyenas prey on cheetahs, often eating their cubs.

as for your mother, that isnt coded in her genes, its just the result of a life living indoors and a little naivete.
User avatar #13 - rosette (09/07/2013) [-]
Actually it'd probably just rip your throat out
User avatar #14 - sanguinesolitude (09/07/2013) [-]
unlikely big cats kill by squeezing the throat causing suffocation.
#86 - WILL THE HORROR EVER END!?!! 09/07/2013 on no. No. NO. +1
#62 - is... is that zoro?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Can't be one, without one 0
#74 - thegoodcrazy (09/07/2013) [-]
Its not zoro, its beelzebub, the baby demon king. watch beelzebub now if you havent, its hillarious
#76 - ompalomper (09/07/2013) [-]
>it's not zoro as a baby
>it's the demon king as a baby

there is a difference?
#61 - Picture 09/07/2013 on Can't be one, without one +2
#1116 - indiscriminate ****** is counter-productive in my… 09/07/2013 on time to revive an old... +1
#101 - you guys know that this is actually meant to be porn for peopl…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on Who is that cruel..... +2
User avatar #114 - lavitts (09/07/2013) [-]
Tickling is also it's own thing.
Double-fet feature.
#33 - i STILL think that he just looks so majestic on that cheeto mountain 09/07/2013 on Cheetos 0
#64 - yes it is makes you cringe doesn't it?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2013 on Title +1
#65 - triggathepirate (09/06/2013) [-]
You trippin, what is this Oregon pain Olympics?
#50 - i don't have all the facts so i wan't participate in this disc… 09/06/2013 on I'll save you a seat to hell -1
#41 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Title 0
#63 - triggathepirate (09/06/2013) [-]
Is that a cactus?
User avatar #64 - ompalomper (09/06/2013) [-]
yes it is

makes you cringe doesn't it?
#65 - triggathepirate (09/06/2013) [-]
You trippin, what is this Oregon pain Olympics?
#65 - go throw yourself on a bunch of cacti 09/06/2013 on [Read Description] +3
#40 - OH GOD WHYYYYYYY!?!? 09/06/2013 on Title +1
#4 - Picture 09/06/2013 on Captain Jack Karp +6
#5 - Picture 09/05/2013 on Forever! +1
#28 - after i had made it i realized it but though "im not wast…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on Mother of God... 0
User avatar #30 - leal (09/05/2013) [-]
Nah, no excuses.
#25 - for your information sir, i ate a sandwich this morning …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Mother of God... 0
User avatar #26 - leal (09/05/2013) [-]
>getting braces
>eating solid food when they hurt


Are you retarded
User avatar #28 - ompalomper (09/05/2013) [-]
after i had made it i realized it but though "im not wasting this fucking sandwich"

im not a morning person alright?
User avatar #30 - leal (09/05/2013) [-]
Nah, no excuses.
#20 - i got aroused 09/05/2013 on Mother of God... +8
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User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful ******** .
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
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User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
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User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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