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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:9/23/2014
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Comment Ranking:#1047
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#406
Content Thumbs: 643 total,  839 ,  196
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Level 51 Content: Sammich eater → Level 52 Content: Sammich eater
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#7 - related  [+] (8 new replies) 11/15/2013 on You have to wave back +106
User avatar #37 - racetothebottom (11/15/2013) [-]
repost much?
#27 - omnipotentsoap (11/15/2013) [-]
nowadays they hand you their Iphone
User avatar #28 - ompalomper (11/15/2013) [-]
sad but true

also, i didn't expect all these thumbs
#29 - omnipotentsoap (11/15/2013) [-]
related and relatable post, whats not to expect?
User avatar #17 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/15/2013) [-]
BUT WHO WAS PHONE
#21 - rdnyan (11/15/2013) [-]
#15 - doyouevenscoots (11/15/2013) [-]
#72 - pwnmissilereborn (11/15/2013) [-]
#72 - im happy you removed there awful ending that was the original 11/15/2013 on Feelsjunk +1
#95 - that time he almost got food poisoned by mob viruses trying to… 11/15/2013 on Osmosis Jones 0
#9 - don't stick your dick in crazy 11/15/2013 on Miley Cyrus 0
#16 - im sorry but i just couldn't resist  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on STD +4
#17 - seylorm (11/14/2013) [-]
I fully undersand you, I would have done the same.
#186 - **ompalomper rolls 718,432,159** third time is the charm 11/14/2013 on Gary Motherfuckin Oak 0
#185 - **ompalomper rolls 260,544,032** gonna do it 3 times, just f…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on Gary Motherfuckin Oak 0
User avatar #186 - ompalomper (11/14/2013) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 718,432,159** third time is the charm
#183 - **ompalomper rolls 100,673,178**  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Gary Motherfuckin Oak 0
User avatar #185 - ompalomper (11/14/2013) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 260,544,032** gonna do it 3 times, just for shit's and giggles
User avatar #186 - ompalomper (11/14/2013) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 718,432,159** third time is the charm
#14 - and this. that's all for now 11/14/2013 on STD +6
#13 - did your mom trip?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2013 on STD +19
#15 - seylorm (11/14/2013) [-]
dude, you have no idea how hard it was to get her back up.
User avatar #16 - ompalomper (11/14/2013) [-]
im sorry but i just couldn't resist
#17 - seylorm (11/14/2013) [-]
I fully undersand you, I would have done the same.
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on STD +20
#14 - ompalomper (11/14/2013) [-]
and this. that's all for now
#123 - my exact ******* thought 11/14/2013 on Pokemon should really exist 0
#71 - thing is, and i speak as a brony now, is that in the initial h… 11/14/2013 on Much pass 0
#38 - true, but i guess that depends on the body you are stuck with … 11/13/2013 on Its Malcolm in Middle 0
#31 - true but it is what it is, the people around 18-20 can expect …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Its Malcolm in Middle 0
User avatar #32 - teaisformugs (11/13/2013) [-]
Agreed, but why? Honestly I have met people who are 90 or even 80 and they're miserable as fuck. Euthanasia or becoming a ghost in the machine- only way to be free.
User avatar #38 - ompalomper (11/13/2013) [-]
true, but i guess that depends on the body you are stuck with at that age. i have a gandpa who turned 80 this summer. what gift did we give him? a 300km bike ride along Donau over the course of a week. i can imagine that if you take care not to weight to much and take care of your body in the early and middle part of your life be pretty happy later on too
#15 - false, 1. even we realize how ****** the euro… 11/13/2013 on A thing that i did not make 0
#27 - i realized that you might mean that after i posted the comment…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Its Malcolm in Middle +1
User avatar #29 - teaisformugs (11/13/2013) [-]
100 years, more like 60. Even if you made it another 100 years you'd be around 118(guess). Then you would be some old guy sniffing your own farts for a living...
User avatar #44 - revengeforfreeze (11/13/2013) [-]
If we're lucky we make it 80 years. We will nuke ourselves to death before that.
User avatar #31 - ompalomper (11/13/2013) [-]
true but it is what it is, the people around 18-20 can expect to live to about 120 if the average life expectancy rise trend continues. hell, the people being born now are expected to live to see 150 candles on the cake they suffer a heart-attack blowing out
User avatar #32 - teaisformugs (11/13/2013) [-]
Agreed, but why? Honestly I have met people who are 90 or even 80 and they're miserable as fuck. Euthanasia or becoming a ghost in the machine- only way to be free.
User avatar #38 - ompalomper (11/13/2013) [-]
true, but i guess that depends on the body you are stuck with at that age. i have a gandpa who turned 80 this summer. what gift did we give him? a 300km bike ride along Donau over the course of a week. i can imagine that if you take care not to weight to much and take care of your body in the early and middle part of your life be pretty happy later on too
#25 - **** that, we will most likely migrate to a new s…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Its Malcolm in Middle 0
#26 - hansjob (11/13/2013) [-]
well, hopefully. I was talking about "we" as in the people alive today
User avatar #27 - ompalomper (11/13/2013) [-]
i realized that you might mean that after i posted the comment

i guess we will have to hope something awesome happens with the 100 years we have left
User avatar #29 - teaisformugs (11/13/2013) [-]
100 years, more like 60. Even if you made it another 100 years you'd be around 118(guess). Then you would be some old guy sniffing your own farts for a living...
User avatar #44 - revengeforfreeze (11/13/2013) [-]
If we're lucky we make it 80 years. We will nuke ourselves to death before that.
User avatar #31 - ompalomper (11/13/2013) [-]
true but it is what it is, the people around 18-20 can expect to live to about 120 if the average life expectancy rise trend continues. hell, the people being born now are expected to live to see 150 candles on the cake they suffer a heart-attack blowing out
User avatar #32 - teaisformugs (11/13/2013) [-]
Agreed, but why? Honestly I have met people who are 90 or even 80 and they're miserable as fuck. Euthanasia or becoming a ghost in the machine- only way to be free.
User avatar #38 - ompalomper (11/13/2013) [-]
true, but i guess that depends on the body you are stuck with at that age. i have a gandpa who turned 80 this summer. what gift did we give him? a 300km bike ride along Donau over the course of a week. i can imagine that if you take care not to weight to much and take care of your body in the early and middle part of your life be pretty happy later on too
#83 - i have sen this too many times now darkpan. stop this… 11/13/2013 on The Nature of Pokemon Power +5
#442 - i like you. even though i have already read all of them, they … 11/13/2013 on An alien's guide to humans. 0
#33 - i KNEW that there had to be at least one elegan/tg/entelman he… 11/12/2013 on An alien's guide to humans. +4
#270 - Picture 11/12/2013 on Damn Names +2
#127 - not really, it would make you unable to see yourself as a god,…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on already half way done +1
User avatar #137 - newdevyx (11/12/2013) [-]
wow... you got me thinking there mate.
#123 - especially since this practically makes YOU a god  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2013 on already half way done +1
#124 - newdevyx (11/11/2013) [-]
that would be.... i can't believe in myself!
User avatar #127 - ompalomper (11/11/2013) [-]
not really, it would make you unable to see yourself as a god, only as a immortal, omniscient and telekinetic superhuman. kind of a hubris control actually
User avatar #137 - newdevyx (11/12/2013) [-]
wow... you got me thinking there mate.
#99 - Picture 11/11/2013 on "Mine's bigger" 0

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#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
#33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - CIS White Male (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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