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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:7/28/2014
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#4 - what if the mandarin held a mandarin with mandarin spelled in …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2013 on 我听说你喜欢普通话? 0
User avatar #17 - deadadventurer (10/10/2013) [-]
you're a cunt.
#18 - ompalomper (10/10/2013) [-]
#8 - some con i would presume 10/10/2013 on Knocking 0
#7 - Comment deleted 10/10/2013 on Knocking 0
#48 - here we go again  [+] (4 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Lawyered +78
#137 - asthmaticscotsman (10/10/2013) [-]
**asthmaticscotsman rolled a random image posted in comment #99702 at Brony board **
Just have to say, I feel like that was the worst evacuation-turn I've ever seen a car do. All he (or probably she) had to do was back up while turning, and shift back into drive and skedaddle the fuck outa there.
#309 - stallioncock (10/10/2013) [-]
I think you're forgetting this is in Japan.
#248 - worried (10/10/2013) [-]
thats a fucking textbook u-turn... you cant get any better than that... thats something not even mrs. finnigan from drivers ed could fail someone one
User avatar #138 - asthmaticscotsman (10/10/2013) [-]
PS. Pic kinda related.

PPS. My laptop ragequit on me, destroying my reaction folder. Until I get my own computer again, I have to roll if I want a picture.
#11 - mickeymonster FUCK YEAH 10/10/2013 on Press O twice for double jump. 0
#62 - Picture 10/10/2013 on Oh God No 0
#101 - WHYYYYYYYYY!?!?! 10/10/2013 on When you see it... +2
#6190516 - Picture 10/10/2013 on retard forum 0
#99 - no shit? huh. the more you know. 10/10/2013 on Choo Choo 0
#16 - close "i have become death"  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Choo Choo -1
User avatar #18 - Eiza (10/09/2013) [-]
Back when it was translated, the form of English used was different. As such, saying "Now I am become Death" was the same as present-day "Now I have become Death." Both versions are equally intimidating if used in the correct context.
User avatar #99 - ompalomper (10/10/2013) [-]
no shit? huh. the more you know.
#30 - he might have survived though, it looks like it nailed him str… 10/09/2013 on Headshot 0
#16 - I REGRET NOTHING!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on The war goes on +3
#17 - tobyrogers (10/09/2013) [-]
You act like I care.
#10 - Alea iacta est  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2013 on The war goes on +6
User avatar #15 - tobyrogers (10/09/2013) [-]
No
#16 - ompalomper (10/09/2013) [-]
I REGRET NOTHING!!!
#17 - tobyrogers (10/09/2013) [-]
You act like I care.
#233 - im just chilling in a one piece can it be true? 10/09/2013 on WE'RE FUCKED. 0
#18 - apparently im 65 years old 10/09/2013 on This thing actually works 0
#11 - Picture 10/09/2013 on Charmader +31
#28 - it's slowly crushing your finger until you say stop or pull ou… 10/09/2013 on Ron Swiggity Swanson +4
#59 - first there was a brick then there was a pile of bric… 10/09/2013 on Got to be a G +9
#23 - that is the whole point  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Ron Swiggity Swanson +11
#27 - BloodyTurds (10/09/2013) [-]
so it just slowly crept up on your finger untill it was to tight for you to yank it out before you noticed?
User avatar #28 - ompalomper (10/09/2013) [-]
it's slowly crushing your finger until you say stop or pull out

at least, that's what it does as far as i understand
#263 - this from about 0:30 forward 10/09/2013 on Problems 0
#55 - most civilised fandom disagreement ever 10/09/2013 on I'll miss Matt Smith a bit +2
#261 - seems we where talking about different things. i was talking a…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Problems 0
User avatar #262 - commontroll (10/09/2013) [-]
Care to elaborate? I think I know what you're talking about, but I want to be sure before I begin discussing it with you.
User avatar #263 - ompalomper (10/09/2013) [-]
The Lowdown on the Shutdown

this from about 0:30 forward
#259 - THE POINT OF THE FUCKING ACT IS NOT TO MAKE DEMANDS! ITS MADE …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Problems 0
User avatar #260 - commontroll (10/09/2013) [-]
Really? I'm what's wrong with it? No, the reason I don't care about them getting even more help is because a massive amount of them simply packed up and moved to Houston, and have been freeloading ever since. Those are the better ones too. The others go and shoot 15 year old kids in the head with a shotgun, then none of the others help and just stand there and watch the kid almost bleed to death. They rob donut shops and kill people over fifty bucks they're stealing from a Subway. Their kids stab other kids in the cafeteria in school, and they get in shoot outs with the cops while their kids are in the car.

Oh, by the way, those all happened within a month, and they were all done in the same area as all of them.

So no, I don't really care about them getting even more help from the government when they clearly don't want it to get out of their situation.

And what the hell are you even talking about with that first paragraph dude? What does that have to do with agents being able to investigate a massive amount of America's families if the bill passes as is?
User avatar #261 - ompalomper (10/09/2013) [-]
seems we where talking about different things. i was talking about the act of continuing resolution that allows the government to spend some more money as the old budget dictated before the new budget is properly installed

what where you talking about?
User avatar #262 - commontroll (10/09/2013) [-]
Care to elaborate? I think I know what you're talking about, but I want to be sure before I begin discussing it with you.
User avatar #263 - ompalomper (10/09/2013) [-]
The Lowdown on the Shutdown

this from about 0:30 forward
#258 - imposing martial law on an entire city. please indulge me … 10/09/2013 on Problems 0
#256 - i don't think you understand I DO NOT CARE ABOUT TH…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Problems 0
User avatar #257 - commontroll (10/09/2013) [-]
Why don't you? It's bypassing our right to not be searched without a warrant. It's part of the same bill that he's been pushing so hard. And don't act as if the President has no influence over the bills his friends and party members draft up.

And as I said, it's not just the Republicans. The House of Representatives (Republican dominant) came up with plenty of new versions of the act, with less of the ridiculous spending it would require, and sent these to the Senate (Democrat dominant) and the Senate would not budge. Both parties are being stupid, get your facts straight and get your eyes off of your Hope poster for a little bit.

He is not a good President, and he has passed a lot of terrible bills and acts. I don't give a rat's ass about the Katrina refugees unless it's about them leaving my city so the crime rates stop climbing. It's been years now.

I don't care about some fuel economy laws, I don't buy new cars, so why would it matter to me? And I don't care about drinking water security, as that should not be a federal issue.
User avatar #259 - ompalomper (10/09/2013) [-]
THE POINT OF THE FUCKING ACT IS NOT TO MAKE DEMANDS! ITS MADE TO MAKE SURE THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T STOP FUNCTIONING WHILE THE NEW BUDGET IS INSTALLED!

and you only give a shit for the things that affect you?

im sorry, im just boiling with rage right now

done. im done boiling.

you are everything that is wrong, not only in the US but in the entire world. is it really that fucking hard to look at the bigger picture? just fucking once?

sadly it seems that it is
User avatar #260 - commontroll (10/09/2013) [-]
Really? I'm what's wrong with it? No, the reason I don't care about them getting even more help is because a massive amount of them simply packed up and moved to Houston, and have been freeloading ever since. Those are the better ones too. The others go and shoot 15 year old kids in the head with a shotgun, then none of the others help and just stand there and watch the kid almost bleed to death. They rob donut shops and kill people over fifty bucks they're stealing from a Subway. Their kids stab other kids in the cafeteria in school, and they get in shoot outs with the cops while their kids are in the car.

Oh, by the way, those all happened within a month, and they were all done in the same area as all of them.

So no, I don't really care about them getting even more help from the government when they clearly don't want it to get out of their situation.

And what the hell are you even talking about with that first paragraph dude? What does that have to do with agents being able to investigate a massive amount of America's families if the bill passes as is?
User avatar #261 - ompalomper (10/09/2013) [-]
seems we where talking about different things. i was talking about the act of continuing resolution that allows the government to spend some more money as the old budget dictated before the new budget is properly installed

what where you talking about?
User avatar #262 - commontroll (10/09/2013) [-]
Care to elaborate? I think I know what you're talking about, but I want to be sure before I begin discussing it with you.
User avatar #263 - ompalomper (10/09/2013) [-]
The Lowdown on the Shutdown

this from about 0:30 forward

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#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the fuck did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of fucked up shit that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really fucked up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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