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#28 - touché 12/15/2013 on lets see how prude this... 0
#37 - well superman in a cheating cunt that is better then everyone …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/15/2013 on He will find a way... +26
#132 - angelious (12/15/2013) [-]
kryptonite doesnt actually do much to him.he fights a kryptonite powered super villain on daily basis(kryptonite man)


but you should also remember that the villains superman faces are a tad more dangerous than the villains heroes like flash,batman or other jla members face on daily basis(except green lantern might actually have as dangerous enemies as supes has)


also supermans official weakness are: magic, lantern rings,kryptonite
#134 - ompalomper (12/15/2013) [-]
magic: use same method if magical item, or go into high orbit and do hyper-sonic flyby

and my point still stands on the other part. the only thing superman has that is more powerful than himself is the plot-armor that surrounds him. yes, i know that you can't have a superhero lose but with superman? jesus...

it's like any story with superman CAN NOT END without superman defeating all odds, teaching someone about liberty and freedom and not caring about how much collateral damage he caused in the process. i want something like "death in the family" something that even though superman "won" the villain still got the last laugh.

this was done in the injustice comic and what happened then? superman could not fulfill his NEED for a all-is-good ending so he became the dictator of the world.

seriously, fuck omnipotent superman
#135 - angelious (12/15/2013) [-]
1: superman isnt that much plot armored as:lets say batman

2.superman cares about the well being of the city he fights in rather than his own life

3.superman does have this sort of stories a lot.most of them are about how he has difficulties fitting into the society considering the whole world around him is made out of paper. but yeah.a lot of supermans flicks do tend to focus on freedom truth and justice.but its better than listening to batman cry about his parents for the entire comic.
User avatar #136 - ompalomper (12/15/2013) [-]
but there is no true struggle. its all just "no one understands me" "im so powerful im dangerous" "killing is always wrong"

for me it's even more tedious then batman whine
#137 - angelious (12/15/2013) [-]
really? batman mopes around all day complaining about his parents. he is claimed to be human yet for some reason he is able to dodge bullets on point blank range and bust through walls like no trouble. he is plot shielded to the max and can see into the future and predict everything his villains do.

#138 - ompalomper (12/15/2013) [-]
i personally disagree but i can see where this is going so let us end this right here shall we?
#139 - angelious (12/15/2013) [-]
both of us are focusing only on the bad sides of the character.so yeah lets just end this before one of us goes butthurt
User avatar #128 - bloodyspy (12/15/2013) [-]
I think he's also weak to electricity and magic.
I heard it somewhere, so I can't confirm anything.
#26 - are you telling me you are brave enough to shoot a girl in the…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2013 on lets see how prude this... +19
User avatar #141 - cazabrow (12/15/2013) [-]
I'd rather that, than being the one with the gun to my head.
User avatar #27 - traelos (12/15/2013) [-]
Well, the only reason I could think of to not trust someone to give me a blowjob would be if they bit my dick.

At that point I'm not really losing anything am I?
#44 - infernis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #28 - ompalomper (12/15/2013) [-]
touché
#63 - Picture 12/13/2013 on Sunshine +2
#16 - unfortunately he failed at the very last obstacle  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2013 on Legend 0
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/13/2013) [-]
That wasn't the last obstacle. Plus he had 2 more tries before security got him.
#34 - WE NEED 20CC OF ANTI-DEPRESSANT STAT!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Everybody +23
#99 - jarofdirt (12/14/2013) [-]
#63 - agentdoubleohio (12/14/2013) [-]
sneks
#33 - Picture 12/13/2013 on Everybody 0
#13 - that's... that's actually really ******* sad and … 12/13/2013 on Suite Life Of Zack and... 0
#113 - i predict *********  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Alpha as fuck +1
User avatar #119 - craftyatom (12/12/2013) [-]
I'm going to take this forecaster's idea and stay away from the comments section.

It sounds blustery.
#115 - fistofpain (12/12/2013) [-]
#248 - neither is hitler but that doesn't stop then from having said … 12/11/2013 on Let's put a smile on that face +1
#47 - i KNOW that i have played this at one point and that i enjoyed… 12/11/2013 on Baaaaaaalllllsss 0
#46 - SWEET JESUS YES 12/11/2013 on Baaaaaaalllllsss 0
#13 - you called?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2013 on The Crows +35
User avatar #66 - huskycreeper (12/11/2013) [-]
Oh fiddlesticks, it's you again.
C what I did there?
#34 - underthefilth (12/11/2013) [-]
#52 - moofiefoof (12/11/2013) [-]
Deadmans Wonderland....good anime
#21 - (plus new studies are pointing towards permanent lowered IQ as… 12/11/2013 on New levels of stupidity 0
#20 - where do you have to live to see that much scum on a regular b…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on New levels of stupidity 0
User avatar #24 - nimba (12/11/2013) [-]
*many don't seem to know
I love the hypocrisy
#18 - i can actually ensure you that this is legit. i remember seein… 12/11/2013 on New levels of stupidity 0
#22 - change the yamulke for a black cap and you have the origin sto… 12/11/2013 on Yarmulke Shenanigans -2
#84 - soooo. it's like sci-fi hogwarts with mythological creatures?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on The Joke That Wouldn't End. +2
User avatar #91 - tendividedbysix (12/11/2013) [-]
Yeah pretty much, it's still really good though!
#77 - sweet jesus muh sides. 12/11/2013 on The Joke That Wouldn't End. +1
#78 - you dun goofed son 12/11/2013 on Common Mistake 0
#28 - in that case he is dangerously schizophrenic 12/10/2013 on Garfield without Garfield. 0
#111 - probably for the best 12/10/2013 on Oh really 0
#358 - alternatively 1. here comes the cops! 2. par… 12/09/2013 on Round 1. Fight! 0
#354 - 1. you know what it is like? to feel nothing but contempt? to …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on Round 1. Fight! +2
User avatar #358 - ompalomper (12/09/2013) [-]
alternatively

1. here comes the cops!

2. paris

3. Owl City - I'm Coming After You [HD Lyrics + Description]
#50 - am i the only one that saw this? no one else seems to…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on Not an Octopusy +3
User avatar #53 - devourhim (12/09/2013) [-]
it's eyes ?. yea it looks like it has half closed eyes.

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#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
#33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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