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#26 - you know, i always actually had a stronger calling to necrons …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2013 on It's Not Anime This Time +1
User avatar #28 - spainisbad (09/12/2013) [-]
Well I am fucked now. Pleasure to meet you sir.
User avatar #29 - ompalomper (09/12/2013) [-]
same to you friend
#24 - The corpse lord was but a mislead and self-righteous fool! …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/12/2013 on It's Not Anime This Time +1
#25 - spainisbad (09/12/2013) [-]
Us, the followers of Cegorach, have been there more times that you have. We have gazed it with disgust, for we created it. But Cegorach one day will rise, and destroy it.
#79 - cegorach (09/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #80 - spainisbad (09/13/2013) [-]
Now I know Cegorach is amongst us. You are a living God.
#81 - cegorach (09/15/2013) [-]
I aim to please. It is heartening to find my beloved harlequins still have faith. It makes me... laugh.
User avatar #82 - spainisbad (09/15/2013) [-]
Laughing is what makes us going... so don't stop.
#26 - ompalomper (09/12/2013) [-]
you know, i always actually had a stronger calling to necrons then chaos so... yeah


run
User avatar #28 - spainisbad (09/12/2013) [-]
Well I am fucked now. Pleasure to meet you sir.
User avatar #29 - ompalomper (09/12/2013) [-]
same to you friend
#23 - tzeentch is change change is opposite to order …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on It's Not Anime This Time +1
#27 - thechosentroll (09/12/2013) [-]
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Almost as if he were a freakin' chaos god or something.
#21 - **** YOUR SPACE ELFS!!!  [+] (10 new replies) 09/12/2013 on It's Not Anime This Time +5
User avatar #22 - spainisbad (09/12/2013) [-]
Xenos always wins, for the Emperor is a mere corpse...
#24 - ompalomper (09/12/2013) [-]
The corpse lord was but a mislead and self-righteous fool!

The true power of the universe lies in the hands of chaos.

Come! Gaze into the eye of terror and watch it's splendor!!!

We are change. We are love. We are pleasure and we are glory
#25 - spainisbad (09/12/2013) [-]
Us, the followers of Cegorach, have been there more times that you have. We have gazed it with disgust, for we created it. But Cegorach one day will rise, and destroy it.
#79 - cegorach (09/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #80 - spainisbad (09/13/2013) [-]
Now I know Cegorach is amongst us. You are a living God.
#81 - cegorach (09/15/2013) [-]
I aim to please. It is heartening to find my beloved harlequins still have faith. It makes me... laugh.
User avatar #82 - spainisbad (09/15/2013) [-]
Laughing is what makes us going... so don't stop.
#26 - ompalomper (09/12/2013) [-]
you know, i always actually had a stronger calling to necrons then chaos so... yeah


run
User avatar #28 - spainisbad (09/12/2013) [-]
Well I am fucked now. Pleasure to meet you sir.
User avatar #29 - ompalomper (09/12/2013) [-]
same to you friend
#98 - and i take it you don't know that assad's generals have all bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on thanks obama. 0
User avatar #99 - mindlessbastard (09/12/2013) [-]
and he denied these requests ... assad is not stupid , he knew full well that using sarin would cause the UN to intervene , anyone with a brain and a little political knowledge can foresee that scenario ..
imo , itw the rebels or a third party who used sarin shells ... or maybe a defectors
... i highly doubt assad himself would have given the green light for chemical strikes ( specialy at the same day as some UN Inspectors arrived in syria .. )
#97 - thank you for the answer 09/12/2013 on thanks obama. 0
#34 - can someone clarify why everyone seem so against this even tho…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/11/2013 on thanks obama. +6
User avatar #58 - devilofscience (09/11/2013) [-]
Because Sweden isn't the one trying to figure it out.
User avatar #46 - TARDIS (09/11/2013) [-]
Long story short: Bush fucked up.
User avatar #52 - captainstinkypinky (09/11/2013) [-]
How so? Last I've checked, it was Obama who decided to help the rebels and overthrow the Syrian government....
User avatar #59 - TARDIS (09/11/2013) [-]
The reason people are so against intervening in Syria because they think it will be another Iraq. Also the chemical weapons attack rings hollow for them because the Bush administration said Saddam had chemical weapons.

What they don't realize is that the situations are completely differently. Iraq was an invasion, tearing down the government, and rebuilding the nation. The plan for Syria was a 90 day strike as punishment for using chemical weapons. Also the U.N. said that Saddam had no chemical weapons, they had already disarms all of them, while Assad as used them.

I hope I explained this adequately.
User avatar #97 - ompalomper (09/12/2013) [-]
thank you for the answer
User avatar #94 - captainstinkypinky (09/12/2013) [-]
Actually yes, this was quite helpful. I still don't think that the blame can really be placed on Bush, though. At least this time there is some evidence of chemical weapons being used, although there's no evidence it was actually Assad.

The thing that really upsets me about all of this, is the fact that Israel used chemical weapons on Palestine, and the UN didn't do a thing about it.
User avatar #74 - mindlessbastard (09/11/2013) [-]
did you follow the syiran situation? ... you really think assad is actualy dumb enough to use sarin on his own population?, slowly but surely assad is wining this conflict. and anybody with a little gray matter would know that using sarin would force nato/usa to intervene, assad knows this just too well ...

the party that benefits the most from sarin attacks is the rebels , theyre losing right now, and they know that it would force nato/usa fight their war...
User avatar #98 - ompalomper (09/12/2013) [-]
and i take it you don't know that assad's generals have all but begged him for permission to use chemical weapons during the entire conflict. i find it highly possible that someone decided "fuck it, gas 'em"
User avatar #99 - mindlessbastard (09/12/2013) [-]
and he denied these requests ... assad is not stupid , he knew full well that using sarin would cause the UN to intervene , anyone with a brain and a little political knowledge can foresee that scenario ..
imo , itw the rebels or a third party who used sarin shells ... or maybe a defectors
... i highly doubt assad himself would have given the green light for chemical strikes ( specialy at the same day as some UN Inspectors arrived in syria .. )
User avatar #63 - theincorrigibleone (09/11/2013) [-]
The thing is, Saddam did have chemical weapons.
It was actually recently released/leaked (don't recall which) that the US helped him with his attacks using said chemical weapons during Iraq's war with Iran. The US gave him valuable satellite imagery showing where the Iranians were moving and where certain strategic locations were and Saddam used his chemical weapons AFTER having gained this knowledge.
Souce with images depicting the CIA documents with records of the whole thing.
www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2013/08/25/secret_cia_files_prove_america_helped_saddam_as_he_gassed_iran
User avatar #68 - TARDIS (09/11/2013) [-]
Yes, but like I said at the time we and our with Iraq, the U.N. had already taken and disarmed those weapons.

Besides I'm just explaining why Assad's uses of chemical weapons is not getting riled up like it should, and a big part of that is the whole "Saddam has WMDs" thing. Another big part is that in the time since the cold war people have forgotten how truly horrifying these weapons are.
User avatar #64 - theincorrigibleone (09/11/2013) [-]
What he didn't have were weapons of mass destruction (i.e. nukes)
User avatar #69 - TARDIS (09/11/2013) [-]
He didn't have nukes, but he did have chemical weapons. And chemical weapons are WMD, we just think of nukes when we hear WMDs.
#61 - boothead (09/11/2013) [-]
So blaming the black guy is racist which means we can twist a few words to blame the white guy?
#40 - lordcaboose (09/11/2013) [-]
Everyone is just now getting finished in Afghanistan and Iraq so people are very against deploying soldiers on the ground. This war weariness has perpetuated the position of "we aren't the world police, it's not our problem". Further a strike on the weapons themselves could be disastrous. In addition to that it would be damn near impossible to punish one side or the other in a meaningful way without drastically altering the military position of one side or the other. This is bad because the US aligned countries strongly oppose Assad, while the rebel groups are fractured and include radical groups that, as the war gets progressively worse, gain more influence, power, and legitimacy in the eyes of the people.

tl;dr because everyone's tired, no one has a clear idea of what is going on, and it is a mess
#10 - 1. oh god 2. sweet roll bro 3. "eat MY vegetables…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2013 on thats where my baby went +2
User avatar #11 - roll (09/11/2013) [-]
**roll rolls 103**
#3 - Comment deleted 09/11/2013 on back 2 skool 0
#20 - chaotic neutral 09/11/2013 on A8... +5
#17 - i loved that short. DA MAGIC OF PAPER-PLANES BITCH!! 09/11/2013 on Stolen X-Acto Knife +2
#87 - this is a story all about how my life got turned upside-do… 09/11/2013 on Fluttershy's stained glass 0
#33 - ditt jävla arsle fy fan va irriterande 09/11/2013 on The Coin Prank! lel +7
#15 - finally relevant  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2013 on Aww +6
#25 - yentabear (09/11/2013) [-]
#23 - Johnnychristian (09/11/2013) [-]
#18 - scruffyguy (09/11/2013) [-]
I did not expect these feels
#25 - you win 09/10/2013 on Pokemon IRL 0
#13 - god dammit steve 09/10/2013 on -insert deep teen angst quote- 0
#64 - **** that, **** that sideways 09/10/2013 on for the queen! 0
#96 - only Mr. rogers pic i have 09/10/2013 on Because gold is better 0
#6 - this is what you get for telling puns like that you glorious b…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Traffic Jam 0
User avatar #17 - kingsombra (09/10/2013) [-]
The pun was already in the title
#32 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on I laugh every time +1
#147 - numbertwozeldafan (09/11/2013) [-]
yaaaaay
#31 - have you watched the video adaptation? it's actually pretty …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on I laugh every time 0
User avatar #148 - numbertwozeldafan (09/11/2013) [-]
One of my teenage dreams was an 8-bit theater tv show...
#62 - the entire english language contains 40 sounds 09/10/2013 on Cat facts 0
#62 - is this what we have been reduced to?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Waffle falling over. +1
User avatar #70 - kingxddd (09/10/2013) [-]
We had worse..
#28 - reminded me of "big fish" 09/10/2013 on To die in a dream +2
#44 - Picture 09/10/2013 on This Week In Science 0
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User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful ******** .
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
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User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
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User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
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#13 - omgitztom (12/19/2011) [-]
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User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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