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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:11/26/2014
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Comment Ranking:#854
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#406
Content Thumbs: 647 total,  843 ,  196
Comment Thumbs: 26562 total,  31965 ,  5403
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 51 Content: Sammich eater → Level 52 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 10.6% (106/1000)
Level 324 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Content Views:46015
Times Content Favorited:165 times
Total Comments Made:7943
FJ Points:7325
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#279 - mars? ***** that's the moon 01/26/2014 on too cold +7
#26 - NO 01/26/2014 on how to be smooth 0
#25 - Picture 01/26/2014 on I'm Not Even Sorry +6
#31 - TEAM WAILORD STRIKES AGAIN Team 01/25/2014 on Thugdere +10
#150 - also relevant MFW someone on the internet is sad 01/25/2014 on Don't Do it +1
#149 - relevant  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on Don't Do it +1
#150 - ompalomper (01/25/2014) [-]
also relevant

MFW someone on the internet is sad
#79 - consider the following: making good animations is hard work an… 01/25/2014 on Disney animators have it rough +1
#76 - hot 01/25/2014 on George R. R. Martin 0
#60 - i agree, it is an awesome senario and i love when i get over e… 01/25/2014 on I hate writing code 0
#21 - modern art he said with a tone of hate and disgust  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on Morbid 0
User avatar #24 - killerliquid (01/25/2014) [-]
I actually think it's pretty cool
#20 - no idea why i wrote that, i thought it would be funny  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2014 on I hate writing code +11
#129 - holydog (01/26/2014) [-]
I thought for sure that comment would be a picture. Like the one in the current top comment.
User avatar #26 - vorarephilia (01/25/2014) [-]
It's funny, but it also made me realize how rare fully benevolent, self aware computers are in fiction. Not robots, just an AI. I kinda want that more.
User avatar #60 - ompalomper (01/25/2014) [-]
i agree, it is an awesome senario and i love when i get over even the smallest text that discusses or writes about it.

also, i did not expect these responses, hell i thought i was gonna get thumbed down and instead i find that 4 people have faved it and 36 thumbs
#19 - 36 bugs detected "aw **** , oh well lets-…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/25/2014 on I hate writing code +78
User avatar #52 - thepunchedface (01/25/2014) [-]
Read that in NEPTR's voice
#38 - superintrovert (01/25/2014) [-]
And then it finds your porn and the bad things start.
#34 - charagrin (01/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #40 - jonathankitty (01/25/2014) [-]
And just awhile ago I was arguing with some guy why we shouldn't exterminate non-whites.

Although, this is adorable within itself. And strangely I like the older one.
#139 - Womens Study Major (01/26/2014) [-]
But negro's arent intelligent... lol


Dey b lik yo dawg, can ya pass da kush? Ay' it, dat shitz gooood yo..
User avatar #78 - Anonymi (01/25/2014) [-]
It's from Questionable Content, a webcomic that I thoroughly recommend
questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2085

The older one is Marigold, the younger Momo, her AnthroPC (Artificial Intelligence).
#33 - charagrin has deleted their comment.
User avatar #31 - dabronydude (01/25/2014) [-]
that is oddly adorable,
User avatar #29 - blubblub (01/25/2014) [-]
that's kinda cute
User avatar #20 - ompalomper (01/25/2014) [-]
no idea why i wrote that, i thought it would be funny
#129 - holydog (01/26/2014) [-]
I thought for sure that comment would be a picture. Like the one in the current top comment.
User avatar #26 - vorarephilia (01/25/2014) [-]
It's funny, but it also made me realize how rare fully benevolent, self aware computers are in fiction. Not robots, just an AI. I kinda want that more.
User avatar #60 - ompalomper (01/25/2014) [-]
i agree, it is an awesome senario and i love when i get over even the smallest text that discusses or writes about it.

also, i did not expect these responses, hell i thought i was gonna get thumbed down and instead i find that 4 people have faved it and 36 thumbs
#2 - ... i never wanna work at mchuehuehue 01/25/2014 on McRibbed For Her Pleasure 0
#6 - more or less how every game of monopoly ends 01/25/2014 on Monopoly Nigga +15
#85 - i will only say two things. first, deathbattle declar…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2014 on Manga vs Comic: Goku vs... +2
#133 - skelebones (01/25/2014) [-]
shitstorm? i see no problem here
your argument is sound good sir. and we are alike in our eternal hatred of the "theoretical omnipotent, "as strong as he needs to be'" superman
User avatar #86 - joekerr (01/25/2014) [-]
That's actually a new perspective and very agreeable at that. This describes it very well ... Superman is boring.
#245 - Picture 01/25/2014 on Brought A New Cat Home... +5
#34 - and there is the crack in which the issue lies. opportunity to… 01/24/2014 on Take that, Russia… -1
#246 - this money is neither deserved or responsibly spent. the money…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2014 on Petition to Deport Bieber +14
#389 - zxxxmightyxxx (01/25/2014) [-]
And that's bad....how exactly?
#340 - Womens Study Major (01/25/2014) [-]
It's still his and not yours. He can do what he pleases with it.
#8 - slug ammo?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on pope is shot 0
User avatar #10 - skeptical (01/24/2014) [-]
still doesn't explain casings
#1 - duel masters. **** man how long has it b…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/24/2014 on (untitled) -7
#3 - flnonymousseven (01/25/2014) [-]
hahaha oh my god you are so funny hahahah haha HAHA HAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAH
#6 - sliferzpwns (01/25/2014) [-]
gah my mistake, I took your comment as negative. Sorry for that
#5 - sliferzpwns (01/25/2014) [-]
After 8 years of not playing, he probably mixed up the name, Asshole
#7 - flnonymousseven (01/25/2014) [-]
nigga, nobody played fuckin duel masters. are you shitting me. anyone who knows the game well enough to get the reference in the content would know the game well enough to not forget the game.
#8 - sliferzpwns (01/25/2014) [-]
See comment 6, and also, I though he meant "Deckmaster" off of the back of a MTG card. I was rash in taking yours as offensive, and I was ignorant in not knowing that duel masters existed
#9 - flnonymousseven (01/25/2014) [-]
oh shit sorry I didn't see you were the same guy.
#2 - my a liar? i don't have a liar it's yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on Truth +1
#10 - lavitts (01/25/2014) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone.
Take this.
#4 - tome to get some ******* up in this bitch 01/24/2014 on Which Knight are you? 0
#99 - that is some of the saddest and feeliest LoL comics i have read 01/24/2014 on lol +2
#42 - unfortunately sarcastic tones are not translated over the internet 01/24/2014 on God dammit Tyler, you had... +9
#78 - Picture 01/24/2014 on Hana Hebi +1

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User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - Womens Study Major (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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