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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
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#22 - same here first world problems 11/15/2012 on Sombra's Stairs 0
#39 - read it in her voice like it was optional bu… 11/15/2012 on About Right +1
#16 - ponies go around naked all day wearing socks is sexy …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2012 on MMmmm...Girls in socks... +4
#18 - charasmaticjdub (11/15/2012) [-]
Fetishes have become extremely specific, haven't they?

Me for example, I like Asian women AND Police women. Now I just so happen to like Asian police women WITH LONG SOCKS!

btw that pic's adorable.
#22 - ompalomper (11/15/2012) [-]
face 10/10 :D

tits could be better though :/

on the fetish point i agree with you

i only really turn on with soft and loving sex

do you have any idea how hard it is to find porn like that?
#27 - charasmaticjdub (11/15/2012) [-]
Soft porn shouldn't be so "hard" to find!

Get it??


Actually soft porn is kind of nice.
#25 - how the hell are there so many pics of dragons fucking cars on…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/15/2012 on Definition Of Temptation +4
#35 - bluedwarf (11/15/2012) [-]
You tell me honestly that you don't think this is hot, look at the godzilla's face. He is a serious gorilla. And he will give you some serious love
User avatar #36 - ompalomper (11/15/2012) [-]
that is disgusting

just look at that new york yankees mark

product placement like that makes me sick
User avatar #27 - jeffthellamaking (11/15/2012) [-]
Personally, I'd enjoy finding out what site you have encountered dragons humping cars before now.
User avatar #30 - jeffthellamaking (11/15/2012) [-]
Just curious.
I thought this was the only place you could find such nonsense.
Other than /b/, of course.
User avatar #31 - ompalomper (11/15/2012) [-]
i don't know where i actually saw it the first time but it was the first pic in that link list

that was the end of my dragon fetish
User avatar #32 - jeffthellamaking (11/15/2012) [-]
It is a little off-putting, is it not?
I saw the car when I rolled, and I was like "YES! RELEVENCY!"
Then I saw the dragon fucking it.
And I was like "Close enough."
#14 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2012 on I did not see that coming. +21
#28 - wastelandgunner has deleted their comment.
User avatar #56 - leemcgiffen (11/15/2012) [-]
Indians annoy me.
#82 - the person who did that must be god who the fuck else… 11/15/2012 on Flyplane! 0
#74 - here have some cake (100% lie free) 11/15/2012 on Evr tim +1
#116 - disreguard red thumbs post pony MAREines 11/15/2012 on Angry Marines are Angry. -5
#115 - oh sorry i didn't mean to post that to you 11/15/2012 on Angry Marines are Angry. 0
#114 - disreguard red thumbs post pony MAREines 11/15/2012 on Angry Marines are Angry. 0
#208 - hang in there bro. get the good grades you need, get that scho… 11/14/2012 on Parents 0
#14 - good pic you got there 11/14/2012 on Damn you Joker +1
#29 - Picture 11/14/2012 on White Eclipse. 0
#15 - oh god that was great 11/13/2012 on King Sombler +2
#10 - now to build a castle  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2012 on Luna Wallpaper +2
User avatar #30 - MotorstormLegend (11/14/2012) [-]
Wow! I didn't know that Leonardo da Vinci helped Nightmare Moon build a giant futuristic tower!
#26 - happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birt… 11/13/2012 on hapy bday ;D +7
#38 - that just might be the single most terrifying thing i have eve… 11/12/2012 on Marine Biology +10
#3 - **ompalomper rolls 182,067,639** fuck it, lets try … 11/11/2012 on So close... 0
#123 - hmmm... good question i could probably analyze why i … 11/11/2012 on Bronies 0
#195 - Picture 11/11/2012 on Overbadass 0
#2 - shit anon, what are you doing? 11/11/2012 on nope +5
#18 - my toughs exactly 11/11/2012 on Villians +2
#5 - MFW i saw that his horn was intact after he got blown up …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/11/2012 on Sucks to Suck +7
#8 - longpubes (11/11/2012) [-]
im starting to think that king sombra is going to be the vilain for season finally
#22 - elbrysobrony (11/12/2012) [-]
ALL OF IT.
#9 - longpubes (11/11/2012) [-]
finale**
User avatar #13 - tigronn (11/11/2012) [-]
that'd be a good "fix" to those who are disappoint, perhaps making him the most badass villain ever yet
#20 - longpubes (11/11/2012) [-]
yeah because chrysalis and discord were badasses, sombra was just kinda there
User avatar #7 - pyrocrisis (11/11/2012) [-]
He is. They need to leave hanging threads like that because it will get to be ridiculous to believe that once a year a catastrophe happened exactly 1000 years ago.
#6 - sinery (11/11/2012) [-]
#120 - someone that run over by a car 11/11/2012 on oh, /b/ +1
#48 - IT'S A PARADOX!!!  [+] (4 new replies) 11/10/2012 on Don't Jew? +6
User avatar #52 - theshadowed (11/10/2012) [-]
Well fucking done. You just destroyed reality.
User avatar #54 - thegamerchair (11/10/2012) [-]
**thegamerchair rolls 61** I wish his paradox won't rip a hole in space
User avatar #55 - theshadowed (11/10/2012) [-]
Can't stop it now!
User avatar #64 - idonthavename (11/10/2012) [-]
looks like there is going to be end of the world in December...(don't know is i spelled it right.sorrry)
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User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the fuck did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
#101 to #99 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
docs.google.com/open?id=0B_kQJOf6FnvSSFVEYWFVSTdzaWc

Sorry, had to zip it into a .rar folder.
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of fucked up shit that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
User avatar #21 - steelturnabout (03/18/2012) [-]
I JUST ROLLED YOU. RULE 34 PONIES INBOUND.
#22 to #22 - boothead (03/18/2012) [-]
Inb4 hilarity
User avatar #23 to #23 - steelturnabout (03/18/2012) [-]
And look at that, my comment number is the same as my roll. A WINRAR IS ME
User avatar #27 to #24 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
lol nice. well i congratulate you on your dubs.

im a brony so im not mad
User avatar #20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
warning you just got picked in a roll game pony rule 34 is imminent.
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
User avatar #26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
just a warning you might not wanna check your profile comments for a while
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really fucked up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
User avatar #31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
haha you must really want it
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
User avatar #33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
don't worry you'll get your porn.
#14 - dogsbane **User deleted account** (01/23/2012) [-]
hey I'm trying to figure out a name for one of my main characters . got any ideas for a pony whose special talent is combat magic centered around sleight of hand and trickery ? he's going to be one of the most important ponies to the plot so I want to get a good name for him
hey I'm trying to figure out a name for one of my main characters . got any ideas for a pony whose special talent is combat magic centered around sleight of hand and trickery ? he's going to be one of the most important ponies to the plot so I want to get a good name for him
User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
User avatar #16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** (01/24/2012) [-]
I got a suggestion from another friend of mine. his name is Blade Cypher . actually I'm already on chapter 2 of the story . I decided to call it The Canterlot Project
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
User avatar #18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** (01/24/2012) [-]
don't sweat it . I have literally so far only come up with the name Svard the rest of them have been a friend .
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
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#10 - dinkleburgxbox (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas!!
http://www.funnyjunk.com/mature/
:::)))))
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - N. Korean citizen (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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