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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:9/22/2014
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#33 - while i disagree with that statement i can confirm that catchi… 11/25/2013 on Alpha +11
#48 - because every white person in america is european american 11/25/2013 on Race 0
#135 - Picture 11/25/2013 on Color Blindness Test +2
#567 - lamp: wish for plentiful, easy and efficient energy for cars, … 11/25/2013 on choose one item 0
#97 - i know, im part of it. and i feel a little proud that we seeme… 11/25/2013 on Meanwhile, elsewhere on the... 0
#231 - **ompalomper rolls 833,837,266** 11/24/2013 on who does this remind you off? 0
#23 - at least they are drowning out the bronies having their S4 premier  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2013 on Meanwhile, elsewhere on the... 0
User avatar #47 - ilovehitler (11/25/2013) [-]
Mate, the bronies really haven't even come close to the hype behind weeaboos or avatards in the past year or so. Hell, they haven't really come within the first 2 or 3 pages from frontpage in any force since S2.
I mean, sure, they're in the comment section here and there, but they really aren't one of the bad fandmoms.
User avatar #97 - ompalomper (11/25/2013) [-]
i know, im part of it. and i feel a little proud that we seemed to have learned that ponies are best enjoyed in pony reservations. something the other fandoms never learned, perhaps because they weren't hated as much
#5 - oh i remember this post AND i remember the comment that spawne… 11/24/2013 on Like a boss -2
#6771613 - im gonna say this right ******* here lun…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2013 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #6771645 - proudbrony (11/24/2013) [-]
u r ghey
#6771642 - newsuperyoshi (11/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #6771634 - seriouslyblack (11/24/2013) [-]
k
#6771632 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/24/2013) [-]
I haven't watch any MLP, but I disagree.
#2 - why not a normal size mountain lion? 11/23/2013 on Mirror pic's be like +5
#27 - this.... is actually quite accurate and i am swedish  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on POLANDS BALLS +2
#44 - zuppon (11/24/2013) [-]
Agree with you!
#22 - am i the only one who is impressed that this teacher actually …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on The letter of the day is -2
User avatar #28 - tehwaffles (11/23/2013) [-]
its fake, you dumb shit
#28 - and here in sweden we though " **** it, let t… 11/23/2013 on Worth It? +3
#17 - i don't know anymore and im a virgin so i still don't kn…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2013 on I want to know the full story 0
#23 - AnonymousDonor (11/23/2013) [-]
in other words... in theory you'd be correct. there shouldn't be any problem with the business contract if both parties thought of it simply as a business and that was all that it was

but the closeness of two people, the biological and physical risks, the unforeseen emotions that somehow are sparked by the hormones you produce during and afterward.....all of these complicate the shit out of the equation and it never works out that way in practice
#22 - AnonymousDonor (11/23/2013) [-]
it is indeed. for many reasons.
but the most important is probably when it comes to virginity, because 98% of virgins nowadays are so young and stupid (no offense) they think its some rite of passage that makes you an adult and that its always going to be the same every time after that

this becomes a problem because if you fuck for the first time without actually knowing what it's like to be in love, then - as most children continue to do through their 30s - you think that's the best it gets: a quick ~2hrs of physical ecstasy and then the other person can fuck off for all you care.....eventually it turns you into a person whose entire philosophy of life is based on pleasures of the body; you become selfish, callous, and never truly happy because you think that "happiness" is finding the greatest pleasure (i.e. the hottest girl with the biggest tits or the hottest richest guy with the biggest dick, etc.) and by its very definition pleasure is not only fleeting but there will always be something more pleasurable and thus the goal is impossible; if you ever wished to be happy for longer than a few hours, then this is essentially a death sentence

course this is just an example. i'm not saying it always happens like this (though you'd be surprised how frequently it will) and i'm living proof

put simply, sex is what you make of it. you go in thinking that it'll just be a fun little agreement between two people - a business contract, as you have literally defined it - and that's all it will be. once the virginity and newness is lost you'd get just as much pleasure from sex as you would from snorting a line of coke or finding $100 on the sidewalk
---but if you hold off until you've learned how to care about people, it makes all the difference. sex can be a conduit for real love, connecting your very "soul" (if you believe in that) with another and touching them deeper than you ever thought possible, giving you a happiness that lasts all your life, if you do it right
#14 - pineapple detected. obligatory post  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2013 on When I try to be cool +21
#32 - swagbot (11/23/2013) [-]
First time I've ever seen that particular greentext.
Awesome.
#28 - xxhadesflamesxx (11/23/2013) [-]
this is one of my favorites
#22 - doesn't get much better either. really, the manga is one of if… 11/22/2013 on Trolling level Bakuman 0
#124 - restrictions weren't clear enough, managed to find loophole 11/22/2013 on I wouldn't mind that 0
#30 - it's really more about what it is than who this is a … 11/22/2013 on Book 3: Thanks Obama +1
#22 - how about some booty instead? but really, excep…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2013 on *judging intensifies* 0
#30 - clechyl (11/22/2013) [-]
I think this thread needs more baby.
#23 - katha (11/22/2013) [-]
Best I have to offer.

Oh wow, I guess I underrated Google... o.ó Thanks, now I know what I'll do the next hour or so.
#65 - does that stack with the worry hat?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on Ice Cream +4
User avatar #67 - zhayce (11/22/2013) [-]
Sadly no since it fills both a head and chest slot.
#64 - get rid of the acne and you are easily within handsome territory 11/22/2013 on Ice Cream +36
#87 - press button take remote control go to africa pres…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2013 on I wouldn't mind that +2
User avatar #122 - Leopard (11/22/2013) [-]
I thought it mean't closest.. like in terms of friends/family.
User avatar #124 - ompalomper (11/22/2013) [-]
restrictions weren't clear enough, managed to find loophole
#83 - YOU ARE A PHONY!! every proper brit calls them quid …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2013 on I wouldn't mind that +1
User avatar #272 - cyanidesandvich (11/23/2013) [-]
no we dont, not here in south england,

we call 'em, queenies, cuz on account of the queen bein' on everyone m8
#86 - hargleblarg (11/22/2013) [-]
If I didn't have my tea I would die, don't even joke about that.
#111 - skampletten (11/22/2013) [-]
Let's have a tea party In Boston!!!
#315 - 4chan refugee (11/23/2013) [-]
that guy on the ropes is trying so hard to keep a straight face even though he's burning his fucking arm off
#117 - hargleblarg (11/22/2013) [-]
How dare you! You...You rapscallian!
#18 - so you think i am just gonna give up that knowledge without a …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2013 on *judging intensifies* 0
#20 - katha (11/22/2013) [-]
Damnit, I don't know what I could offer to someone like you, who obviously is an expert in the field...
How about this one?
#22 - ompalomper (11/22/2013) [-]
how about some booty instead?

but really, except for the first one, i am literally just finding these on google. just use the right word an you should find something. found this while searching "sly baby"
#30 - clechyl (11/22/2013) [-]
I think this thread needs more baby.
#23 - katha (11/22/2013) [-]
Best I have to offer.

Oh wow, I guess I underrated Google... o.ó Thanks, now I know what I'll do the next hour or so.
#16 - again i share your feelings. a parent should not be judged by …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/22/2013 on *judging intensifies* +2
#17 - katha (11/22/2013) [-]
It's always pleasant to meet someone who agrees with ones opinion, especially on such rather important topics.

Mah face when I desire to know where you get all those lovely baby pictures from, which seem to be so much more perfect than mine no matter how hard I try.
#18 - ompalomper (11/22/2013) [-]
so you think i am just gonna give up that knowledge without a price?

offer me something and i might give you what you desire.
#20 - katha (11/22/2013) [-]
Damnit, I don't know what I could offer to someone like you, who obviously is an expert in the field...
How about this one?
#22 - ompalomper (11/22/2013) [-]
how about some booty instead?

but really, except for the first one, i am literally just finding these on google. just use the right word an you should find something. found this while searching "sly baby"
#30 - clechyl (11/22/2013) [-]
I think this thread needs more baby.
#23 - katha (11/22/2013) [-]
Best I have to offer.

Oh wow, I guess I underrated Google... o.ó Thanks, now I know what I'll do the next hour or so.

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#116 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
#33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - 4chan refugee (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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