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#6 - this is too good not to save 09/17/2013 on Well now 0
#112 - wake up save the little sisters save eleanor… 09/17/2013 on And this is bad thing... 0
#44 - im not sure about this yes, it would be a very good l…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2013 on This Week In Science (9/16/13) +1
User avatar #46 - fistymcbeefpunch (09/17/2013) [-]
The only situation that I would definitely want to forget is waking up during surgery.
#41 - i deem this comment... pure in the eye… 09/17/2013 on bro,do you even horse +1
#231 - now imagen him looking at you and saying this after you did so… 09/17/2013 on Good Guy Mr. Rogers 0
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#60 - while i don't care what you believe i can still say that i wil… 09/16/2013 on Branding newborns is kinda... 0
#56 - The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth 1. Do not give … 09/16/2013 on Branding newborns is kinda... 0
#46 - you did good 09/16/2013 on Gaming +1
#52 - yes, im certain that the camel is just devastated to know that… 09/16/2013 on This hurts +1
#73 - or you survive to be impotent for the rest of your life 09/16/2013 on Fact 0
#72 - but afterwards you can never get an erection again 09/16/2013 on Fact 0
#20 - simple solution, laugh but feel guilty about it 09/16/2013 on Barry's Advice 0
#79 - Swedish search. i didn't know we where suck huge nerd… 09/16/2013 on Škyrim +1
#59 - girl gamers are, if they do it right, no different from a guy … 09/15/2013 on Female Fantasy III +2
#37 - this... has got to be the cutest **** i have seen…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2013 on @Ghostgirlproblems +23
#124 - chocolatepayne (09/16/2013) [-]
That man looks like he's suffocating because his shirt and tie on too tight.
User avatar #132 - deathchain (09/16/2013) [-]
You would too if some government dumbass just launched the missile.
#204 - skeptical (09/17/2013) [-]
#90 - "you will cheat"  [+] (10 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Accurate Game Titles II 0
#119 - mrnoodlez (09/15/2013) [-]
"Play a fairly balanced game until the Mongolians show up"
User avatar #121 - crazyolitis (09/15/2013) [-]
Oh my god. The Mongols are so annoying. Although, once you get gunpowder, they aren't that hard, but the plague does fuck you over if you haven't gotten rid of them by then.
User avatar #122 - mrnoodlez (09/15/2013) [-]
I completely forgot about the plague... I hated the attrition it caused to my armies.
User avatar #123 - crazyolitis (09/15/2013) [-]
It hits hard economically as well. I mean, less taxes and shit. By the way, what's your favourite faction?
#132 - mrnoodlez (09/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, I would sometimes evacuate my armies and try to run away from the plague lol. My favorite faction in Medieval 2 was the Teutonic Order, their armor was bad ass. I liked England too since I find England's history interesting.
User avatar #133 - crazyolitis (09/15/2013) [-]
Anyway, what's the best strategy for the mongols? They've been harassing me for more than 20 turns, as I've got the stuff around Jerusalem because the pope called a crusade.

Also, I'm quite new, so what happens after the Mongols? When do the temurids come?
User avatar #149 - mrnoodlez (09/15/2013) [-]
I haven't played Medieval 2 since like 2008, but here is what I believe I used to do.

Gain a foothold in the Middle East, then take Baghdad and fortify it with artillery towers and a full garrison because the Mongols will try to take Baghdad first, so that means that you want it. Try to keep the fight as far East as possible because other Eastern Factions will probably get steamrolled and sometimes the Mongols and Timurids will just bypass them. Armies should consist of a lot of archers and spear/pikemen to protect the archers, because the Mongols will try to use cavalry archers and foot archers are much more accurate and numerous than the Mongols cavalry archers. I like to throw in a few med and/or heavy cavalry to counter charge in case the Mongols get ballsy. Also, archers with fire arrows work well against the Timurids elephants by the way. Train extra armies and try to pick off or harass and thin out isolated Mongol armies, don't try to take on multiple Mongol armies without bringing at least equal numbers because they will just run you over. The Mongols are less predictable when they are mobile, but the more cities they sack, the larger their forces become, if you keep them homeless, their armies will eventually shrink and die.

Destroying or crippling the Mongols is highly important because you DO NOT want to fight them and the Timurids at full strength, I've done it before, it sucks.
User avatar #151 - crazyolitis (09/15/2013) [-]
When do the timurids come? Also, I've kept them at 3-4 cities, recently taken one back. Futhermore, they just keep waiting with besieging until my cities are starved.

Also, I'm playing as england. Should I just make levy pikemen or English swordsmen? Levy pikemen are really weak with low armor, but swordsmen are better against arrows.

Are the Timurids and Mongols enemies?

I've got so many questions.
User avatar #161 - mrnoodlez (09/15/2013) [-]
I can't remember when the Timurids come but it takes a while.
If they try to siege you out, that is where the extra armies come in handy, keep at least one within marching distance of your cities so you can move to reinforce and sally your city to attack the besiegers.

Don't go all out on pikemen because the Mongols and Timurids may have infantry and you may need to launch an attack, I prefer spearmen as they are more versatile. Spearmen are harder to flank, can destroy even heavy cavalry and are able to hold the line against infantry a lot better, then you can flank with the med/heavy cavalry or have a few units of heavy infantry to do the same if you prefer.

The Timurids and Mongols are both there with only one thing in mind, to overrun everything and expand their empires as far as possible. Though, I did manage to ally with both of them a couple times to spare me temporarily from their expansion, so it is in fact possible to do so.
User avatar #163 - crazyolitis (09/15/2013) [-]
I see. Thanks for the tips.
#134 - jhn v6 7b87. 09/15/2013 on 4chan +2
#94 - **** THIS! IM GOING TO BED 09/15/2013 on the definition of cringeworthy +1
#56 - really, fool me once shame on you fool me twice i'm an idiot 09/15/2013 on Thouse who know wont be scared 0
#54 - WHY!?!?!?!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2013 on Thouse who know wont be scared +2
#57 - zaboo (09/15/2013) [-]
#52 - i knew i would regret clicking that link and yet i did it anyway  [+] (17 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Thouse who know wont be scared +7
User avatar #53 - zaboo (09/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #184 - hydraetis (09/15/2013) [-]
You. Evil. Little. Shit.

Nice one.
User avatar #113 - guto (09/15/2013) [-]
I have seen this so many times I don't even get surprised anymore I was scared like hell after seeing the other comments and now I'm disappointed
#106 - captainsheperd (09/15/2013) [-]
#105 - anonymous (09/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #97 - majormoron (09/15/2013) [-]
You fucker. You fucking fucker. I hope you get raped you shit. You took advantage of our trust and fucked us in the ass with it. Fuck you.
#87 - gantafox (09/15/2013) [-]
#76 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
User avatar #74 - hawaiianman (09/15/2013) [-]
I silenced my headphones, clicked the link, and wasn't surprised.
User avatar #103 - xxhunterxx (09/15/2013) [-]
what t'was it
User avatar #204 - hawaiianman (09/16/2013) [-]
Jeff the Killer
#62 - hopalongreborn (09/15/2013) [-]
holy shit I literally became decongested from how deeply I took a breath...
User avatar #63 - zaboo (09/15/2013) [-]
hahaha two people thumbed me down for it
#67 - ivelization (09/15/2013) [-]
i dont understand what is wrong here...what am i supposed to do???
User avatar #56 - ompalomper (09/15/2013) [-]
really, fool me once shame on you fool me twice i'm an idiot
User avatar #54 - ompalomper (09/15/2013) [-]
#57 - zaboo (09/15/2013) [-]
#205 - look at it, you won't regret it. it will be a good pain 09/14/2013 on Three minutes put Hollywood... 0
#19 - on the contrary, the gastly, haunter, gengar trio where my fav… 09/14/2013 on Poor Misty +1
#141 - please don't bring up the deaf dad one, that one actually made…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Three minutes put Hollywood... +2
User avatar #177 - masonfool (09/14/2013) [-]
I haven't seen the deaf dad one but now I'm scared too
User avatar #205 - ompalomper (09/14/2013) [-]
look at it, you won't regret it.

it will be a good pain
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User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful ******** .
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
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User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
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User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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