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#69 - ... i think you got something wrong here. he killed them…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/05/2014 on the mist 0
User avatar #71 - admiralen (03/05/2014) [-]
not that one, i meant melissa mcbride, the one who had to go home to little victor
User avatar #73 - ompalomper (03/05/2014) [-]
hmm, i don't quite remember, it was a good while since i watched the movie.

my recollection is this:

i don't know if you noticed, but the front is made of glass
we started looking... on the other side... there where, things there.
the monsters will leave us alone tonight
im sorry i didn't believe in you. im sorry! oh god! i- i can feel them moving! i can feel them moving inside me!
User avatar #75 - admiralen (03/05/2014) [-]
The Mist(2010) Full movie
the woman on the truck at 1:01:38
User avatar #95 - isuriand (03/05/2014) [-]
Copyright blocked here. just giving the heads up.
#96 - isuriand (03/05/2014) [-]
Probably would help if I give a location with that. It was blocked by either The Weinstein Co. or EMI Music Publishing and beggars. reporting from New England USA
#100 - admiralen (03/06/2014) [-]
if youre using hola better internet you can decide which you wanna come from, im from sweden and there the video works, ill put a pic of her here anyway
#101 - anonymous (03/07/2014) [-]
HOLY SHIT ITS CAROL FROM THE WALKING DEAD
User avatar #102 - admiralen (03/07/2014) [-]
she was kind of a cunt in that too for blaming rick
#5 - yes it is 03/05/2014 on lets have a good brawl +1
#23 - WHAT THE **** ARE YOU PUSSIES ARGUING ABOUT!?!?! 03/05/2014 on My Strawberry +1
#13 - i always take 7up then since i like 7up more than sprite … 03/05/2014 on it's not always ok +3
#54 - i have made a fool of myself one more!!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on cute 0
#55 - rythr (03/05/2014) [-]
#30 - i second that opinion. "dear mister dale _____ … 03/05/2014 on 2027 +3
#46 - the ending was... i was just stunned with disbelief. …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/05/2014 on the mist +7
User avatar #98 - WhiteReaper (03/06/2014) [-]
Although i was never in that situation i felt that guys pain. killing your friends and then your kid and ending up having to live with that. just makes you think....if only he had waited just a bit longer.
User avatar #67 - admiralen (03/05/2014) [-]
i was pissed as all hell when i saw that cunt mom had survived
User avatar #69 - ompalomper (03/05/2014) [-]
... i think you got something wrong here. he killed them all, right in the head. she didn't survive
User avatar #71 - admiralen (03/05/2014) [-]
not that one, i meant melissa mcbride, the one who had to go home to little victor
User avatar #73 - ompalomper (03/05/2014) [-]
hmm, i don't quite remember, it was a good while since i watched the movie.

my recollection is this:

i don't know if you noticed, but the front is made of glass
we started looking... on the other side... there where, things there.
the monsters will leave us alone tonight
im sorry i didn't believe in you. im sorry! oh god! i- i can feel them moving! i can feel them moving inside me!
User avatar #75 - admiralen (03/05/2014) [-]
The Mist(2010) Full movie
the woman on the truck at 1:01:38
User avatar #95 - isuriand (03/05/2014) [-]
Copyright blocked here. just giving the heads up.
#96 - isuriand (03/05/2014) [-]
Probably would help if I give a location with that. It was blocked by either The Weinstein Co. or EMI Music Publishing and beggars. reporting from New England USA
#100 - admiralen (03/06/2014) [-]
if youre using hola better internet you can decide which you wanna come from, im from sweden and there the video works, ill put a pic of her here anyway
#101 - anonymous (03/07/2014) [-]
HOLY SHIT ITS CAROL FROM THE WALKING DEAD
User avatar #102 - admiralen (03/07/2014) [-]
she was kind of a cunt in that too for blaming rick
#8025507 - I AM THE ONE WHO ROLLS  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8025638 - asatru (03/05/2014) [-]
o
#17 - no, Mario just realized why they continue to brawl day after d… 03/05/2014 on It's too much. +6
#25 - i think he is trying to pull the line "if you looked up t…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2014 on cute +2
#52 - rythr (03/05/2014) [-]
i already understood but thank you kind sir
#54 - ompalomper (03/05/2014) [-]
i have made a fool of myself one more!!
#55 - rythr (03/05/2014) [-]
#25 - ah, thanks man 03/05/2014 on Saddest Love Story +2
#58 - this is heresy against the messiah. in the name of Kane, i sha… 03/05/2014 on 3D Pregnancy Technology 0
#23 - you may do this but you could have to surrender your soul card… 03/05/2014 on This blind pup is gaining... +11
#20 - i eat vegan animals, does that count? 03/05/2014 on Saddest Love Story +5
#4 - wow.... just wow. not even fix-it felix juni…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on Finding the Brony 0
User avatar #11 - niketheassassin (03/06/2014) [-]
what?
#2 - oh lord! is this guy serious? someone better get a tr…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on Finding the Brony 0
User avatar #12 - weinerdick (03/06/2014) [-]
It's rigor
#23 - MFW good war  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2014 on What the Hell, kid? +1
User avatar #26 - whycanticaps (03/05/2014) [-]
Hellsing is the best
#30 - boomerpyro (03/05/2014) [-]
#37 - all cred to rob from the C&H crew  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2014 on Prepare to board the feels... +16
#113 - dnf (03/05/2014) [-]
no..
#77 - ffinfinity (03/05/2014) [-]
reminds me of breaking bad
User avatar #53 - altairibnlaahad (03/05/2014) [-]
Oh don't give me that feel, I just had to deal with that last Friday.
#38 - huntergriff (03/05/2014) [-]
#11 - and they won't even give them some decent textures either! …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2014 on 2027 +9
#28 - atomschlumpf (03/05/2014) [-]
really liked her, I hope he brings her back
User avatar #30 - ompalomper (03/05/2014) [-]
i second that opinion.

"dear mister dale _____

due to the success of the trial/parole of the A.I. now named as May we propose that you would act as her supervisor and caretaker during her reevaluation of reintegration with society.

the reason for this is that after the trial in your custody May has shown not only a extreme improvements on both behavior and psychological condition but also expressed significantly more cooperation in her rehabilitation. after viewing the recordings of the trial period and reviewed your own report we have little doubt that this is to no small part thanks to you.

should you accept May will become your companion with all responsibilities that it entitles combined with a few extra security measures that are mandatory for this kind of procedure. more information will follow should you choose to accept"

i would be MORE than ok with this
#16 - did the horse twitch again? you would have thought th…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2014 on Saddest Love Story +5
User avatar #24 - yourfutureson (03/05/2014) [-]
I agree with what yo're saying but it's rigor mortis man, just for future use.
User avatar #25 - ompalomper (03/05/2014) [-]
ah, thanks man
User avatar #19 - siksiksikki (03/05/2014) [-]
Thank you for another exciting round of "Spot the Brony"

Would you happen to be Vegan too?
User avatar #20 - ompalomper (03/05/2014) [-]
i eat vegan animals, does that count?
#8021986 - hi 03/05/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#94 - i thank thee kind sourcerer 03/05/2014 on Sing it 0
#141 - why do i keep finding this kind of **** right before bed?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2014 on Having trouble sleeping?... +36
#158 - DarthAwesome (03/05/2014) [-]
But it's ok...i didn't want to sleep tonight anyway....+shudders*
#151 - DrPeppir (03/05/2014) [-]
Same here.
Now I have to turn on all the lights before I walk down the hall and stare straight ahead so I dont look in the rooms in the hall with all the lights off in them. Doesn't help that theres a mirror at the end of the hall. Then I'll close my closet and bathroom door and the blinds.

Guess I'll be playing Planetside 2 for the next 3 hours so i might forget.
#14 - soooo... super mutants are actually just yellow orks? 03/05/2014 on Lesser Known Fallout Facts... 0
#67 - can someone tell me the name of the one next to coraline?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/05/2014 on Sing it +1
User avatar #85 - ilovesprite (03/05/2014) [-]
Took me a while to find it but it's Justin and the knights of valour
#94 - ompalomper (03/05/2014) [-]
i thank thee kind sourcerer
User avatar #75 - tooneyman (03/05/2014) [-]
same
User avatar #86 - ilovesprite (03/05/2014) [-]
it's Justin and the knights of valour
User avatar #69 - thegrimgenius (03/05/2014) [-]
Also requesting this.
User avatar #87 - ilovesprite (03/05/2014) [-]
it's Justin and the knights of valour

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User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#116 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
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User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
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User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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