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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:8/23/2014
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Content Ranking:#11372
Comment Ranking:#1608
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#406
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Times Content Favorited:164 times
Total Comments Made:7377
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#21 - it actually is. it called "unpopular opinion *****…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on "YouTube Music Awards" +11
#62 - herptyderpies (11/05/2013) [-]
i do believe that is a puffin
#13 - a go-pro? 11/05/2013 on Hey Booker, I found some money +6
#31 - well then 11/05/2013 on 4chan users +1
#30 - softcore asian afro midget jockey porn!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on 4chan users +4
User avatar #31 - ompalomper (11/05/2013) [-]
well then
#28 - daymn, is that by destiny blue? 11/05/2013 on Simpsons Feels.. 0
#16 - it's not about why, it's about why not! i don't… 11/04/2013 on Neat +1
#29 - nah, it stopped being too soon about 2 hours after the news go… 11/04/2013 on 4Chan Tits or GTFO +3
#732 - no wait, i played the stanley parable... oh god the s… 11/04/2013 on description 0
#728 - divinity: dragon commander and dark souls... AAHAHAHA…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on description 0
User avatar #732 - ompalomper (11/04/2013) [-]
no wait, i played the stanley parable... oh god

the stanley parable and dark souls O_O i'm doomed
#43 - i told you, it's international. ******* everyone … 11/04/2013 on French Self Defense System 0
#40 - nah, the joke has been around since after ww2. it has become a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2013 on French Self Defense System 0
#42 - marioauditore (11/04/2013) [-]
Lol, why would i be offended? I'm not even french. It's just pathetic. French flag is white flag, hurr durr. People is really laughing for that? Come on, be honest. That's just national masturbation.
User avatar #43 - ompalomper (11/04/2013) [-]
i told you, it's international. fucking everyone laugh at this and to be honest i find it funny
#32 - it's not hate and it's not only Americans either. im swedish a…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2013 on French Self Defense System +1
#34 - marioauditore (11/04/2013) [-]
Well, at least that joke it's a clever one. It could make you laugh the first two or three times you hear it. But after two thousand times it's not even a joke anymore.
And then you see a bunch of people desperately trying to be recognized as part of the french-punishers community sharing unfunny, unoriginal jokes and agreeing with each other about french gayness.
#40 - ompalomper (11/04/2013) [-]
nah, the joke has been around since after ww2. it has become a classic wherever you like it or not. it is there and we will always tell it if you feel offended then i propose that you fuck off
#42 - marioauditore (11/04/2013) [-]
Lol, why would i be offended? I'm not even french. It's just pathetic. French flag is white flag, hurr durr. People is really laughing for that? Come on, be honest. That's just national masturbation.
User avatar #43 - ompalomper (11/04/2013) [-]
i told you, it's international. fucking everyone laugh at this and to be honest i find it funny
#9 - **ompalomper rolls 49** 11/04/2013 on Cereal -1
#8 - **ompalomper rolls 622**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on Cereal 0
#10 - akselrk (11/04/2013) [-]
**akselrk rolls 59**
#36 - false. thec couldn't afford the paper clips so they prayed ins… 11/04/2013 on European Fallout 0
#77 - 700+ is 2 hours, i think he won #1 11/03/2013 on I wish I could photoshop +4
#121 - **ompalomper rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at… 11/03/2013 on when top comment is better... 0
#42 - Picture 11/03/2013 on When a Voltorb dies 0
#11 - don't make me see this kind of **** before i go t… 11/03/2013 on For all you lazy ladies 0
#17 - let's just hope we get space flight, discover hostile aliens a… 11/03/2013 on Loyalty 0
#16 - nah, that bastard is a lunatic and traitor to humanity 11/03/2013 on Loyalty +1
#17 - i ******* HATE canada geese those scream… 11/03/2013 on Spooky Scary Canada +2
#112 - holy **** , now that is terrifying 11/02/2013 on pokemon fusions 0
#51 - confirmed here. can nod bro'd reading while 11/02/2013 on I know I just did 0
#55 - >nothing wrong >opinion you must be new here 11/02/2013 on Education is the best gift -1

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#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
#33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#14 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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