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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
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#22 - change the yamulke for a black cap and you have the origin sto… 12/11/2013 on Yarmulke Shenanigans -2
#84 - soooo. it's like sci-fi hogwarts with mythological creatures?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on The Joke That Wouldn't End. +2
User avatar #91 - tendividedbysix (12/11/2013) [-]
Yeah pretty much, it's still really good though!
#77 - sweet jesus muh sides. 12/11/2013 on The Joke That Wouldn't End. +1
#78 - you dun goofed son 12/11/2013 on Common Mistake 0
#28 - in that case he is dangerously schizophrenic 12/10/2013 on Garfield without Garfield. 0
#111 - probably for the best 12/10/2013 on Oh really 0
#358 - alternatively 1. here comes the cops! 2. par… 12/09/2013 on Round 1. Fight! 0
#354 - 1. you know what it is like? to feel nothing but contempt? to …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on Round 1. Fight! +2
User avatar #358 - ompalomper (12/09/2013) [-]
alternatively

1. here comes the cops!

2. paris

3. Owl City - I'm Coming After You [HD Lyrics + Description]
#50 - am i the only one that saw this? no one else seems to…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on Not an Octopusy +3
User avatar #53 - devourhim (12/09/2013) [-]
it's eyes ?. yea it looks like it has half closed eyes.
#77 - WASPS CAN RECOGNISE YOU!?!?!? SWEET JESUS THEN THEY C…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2013 on This week in science +27
User avatar #86 - konradkurze (12/09/2013) [-]
wasps have pretty good memories

apparently bees remember directions by simply centering on their nest and going back the way they came....however wasps remember the area by environment like we do

fear the wasps,, they'll remember which house is yours
User avatar #94 - lebarricuda (12/09/2013) [-]
My friends were in this shed blazing it, when these wasps come inside through an opening in the roof. On of my friends said he was going to kill it and I told him not to because more would come. He killed two of them. The other one escaped when it was on the window and my friend kicked out the window.

The following day I head up into the shed while waiting for them and there where a single wasp is just chilling on the ceiling. Just sitting there fucking staring at me. I just calmly open a window and sit down because fuck wasps this is my territory and I'm going to blaze it fat. then my friend who killed the wasps came in. The wasp didn't save any time, it fucking darted outside. So we closed the windows and started smoking up. within 30 seconds the window was swarmed by like 10-15 wasps.

We ended up smoking in my car.

Doesn't at all surprise me that they can recognize individual faces. I'm curious if their recognition is colony wide or singular insect style. If it's hive mind we have some serious research ahead of us.
#96 - konradkurze (12/09/2013) [-]
id say its an individual thing and the wasp who hates your friend just released the warning pheromone and the others followed to the place the first one said was trouble
#160 - this was such a good refection i think you used mirror force 12/09/2013 on Meatland +1
#333 - i agree 12/08/2013 on Black people facts +2
#38 - key difference is between aspergers and full blown retardation… 12/08/2013 on é +1
#87 - if you post this on /tg/ i swear that it will result in a HFY … 12/07/2013 on give it back 0
#3 - i hope to god that this is just a weird photo fluke and the gu…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2013 on Making my way downtown +8
User avatar #10 - goldmanhoudek (12/07/2013) [-]
No his leg is actually pretty fucked
#16 - is all makes sence now! after spoilers incomin… 12/06/2013 on Ed can fix it all +4
#60 - you cartoon watching twat. yes cartoon, since i *******… 12/06/2013 on Happened to me at a debate... -2
#47 - stupid tosser 12/06/2013 on How to get the bitches 0
#109 - good grief, you could as well go roll in a pile of zubat …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Oh really 0
#110 - tasteofanon (12/10/2013) [-]
hmm, too bad i dont care
User avatar #111 - ompalomper (12/10/2013) [-]
probably for the best
#5 - the difference lies only in application 12/03/2013 on Im Mr Fluffykins and this... 0
#17 - that was what i thought about 12/03/2013 on Redneck Science! 0
#70 - some scientist: "hmmm, yeah sure hiv is deadly and aggres… 12/03/2013 on Week in science this. 0
#115 - congratulations, you are the back-up ****** 12/03/2013 on allnamesrtaken's profile 0
#106 - disabled for non-friends. initiate backup plan: mention him in…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2013 on wot +11
User avatar #319 - nazkillah (12/03/2013) [-]
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger Lordraine nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
User avatar #134 - skeptical (12/03/2013) [-]
indeed lordraine you are
User avatar #123 - crispymcpee (12/03/2013) [-]
Lordraine you are the biggest nigger
User avatar #107 - sonicthefast (12/03/2013) [-]
**sonicthefast rolled user allnamesrtaken ** Ah, shit. Let me try a different one, hopefully without their profile disabled.

lordraine is a nigger.
User avatar #318 - allnamesrtaken (12/03/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
#49 - WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO US!?!?! 12/03/2013 on NO 0

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#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
#33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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