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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:7/30/2014
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Content Ranking:#11521
Comment Ranking:#1372
Highest Content Rank:#3533
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#267 - yeah, like grilling, lifting, driving and fucking. if i wasn't…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Turtleneck Dress +1
#270 - Muppetz (10/24/2013) [-]
you forgot killing
User avatar #277 - ompalomper (10/24/2013) [-]
and drinking
#214 - i have a weird obsession with hats, i think im gonna start a c…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on Turtleneck Dress +1
User avatar #215 - snakefire (10/24/2013) [-]
It sounds fun mister hale. hehe.

I like hats too. This might sound silly, but I have like eight fedoras. I don't wear them, I just like to have them around.
#211 - did i say otherwise? hell, you are cuter then me  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Turtleneck Dress +1
User avatar #212 - snakefire (10/24/2013) [-]
You're more cool than cute.. I like the tophat...
User avatar #214 - ompalomper (10/24/2013) [-]
i have a weird obsession with hats, i think im gonna start a collection just for shit's and giggles

what do you think?
User avatar #215 - snakefire (10/24/2013) [-]
It sounds fun mister hale. hehe.

I like hats too. This might sound silly, but I have like eight fedoras. I don't wear them, I just like to have them around.
#204 - just look at that guy. he is the fucking definition of handsom…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Turtleneck Dress +2
User avatar #263 - Muppetz (10/24/2013) [-]
... i have other qualities too...
User avatar #288 - dragonicangel (10/24/2013) [-]
To be honest, I would doubt you do. no offense. However, That is probably your masculine body playing tricks because you are definitely more manly than me. I'm just chubby and hairy.
User avatar #345 - Muppetz (10/24/2013) [-]
I write My Little Pony fanfiction.
There.
Betcha didn't see that shit comin.
User avatar #364 - dragonicangel (10/26/2013) [-]
No, I did not. You got me there. Any other surprising qualities you may have?
User avatar #267 - ompalomper (10/24/2013) [-]
yeah, like grilling, lifting, driving and fucking. if i wasn't wearing this tophat of mine at the moment i'd feel jealous

#270 - Muppetz (10/24/2013) [-]
you forgot killing
User avatar #277 - ompalomper (10/24/2013) [-]
and drinking
User avatar #205 - snakefire (10/24/2013) [-]
I like to think I'm at least a little cute...
#211 - ompalomper (10/24/2013) [-]
did i say otherwise? hell, you are cuter then me
User avatar #212 - snakefire (10/24/2013) [-]
You're more cool than cute.. I like the tophat...
User avatar #214 - ompalomper (10/24/2013) [-]
i have a weird obsession with hats, i think im gonna start a collection just for shit's and giggles

what do you think?
User avatar #215 - snakefire (10/24/2013) [-]
It sounds fun mister hale. hehe.

I like hats too. This might sound silly, but I have like eight fedoras. I don't wear them, I just like to have them around.
#202 - well you aren't a male sex icon so you can just go be a girl s…  [+] (14 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Turtleneck Dress +1
User avatar #203 - snakefire (10/24/2013) [-]
what?...
User avatar #204 - ompalomper (10/24/2013) [-]
just look at that guy. he is the fucking definition of handsome

you, me and most others on FJ aren't

i mean come on, next to this guy EVERYONE is a girl
User avatar #263 - Muppetz (10/24/2013) [-]
... i have other qualities too...
User avatar #288 - dragonicangel (10/24/2013) [-]
To be honest, I would doubt you do. no offense. However, That is probably your masculine body playing tricks because you are definitely more manly than me. I'm just chubby and hairy.
User avatar #345 - Muppetz (10/24/2013) [-]
I write My Little Pony fanfiction.
There.
Betcha didn't see that shit comin.
User avatar #364 - dragonicangel (10/26/2013) [-]
No, I did not. You got me there. Any other surprising qualities you may have?
User avatar #267 - ompalomper (10/24/2013) [-]
yeah, like grilling, lifting, driving and fucking. if i wasn't wearing this tophat of mine at the moment i'd feel jealous

#270 - Muppetz (10/24/2013) [-]
you forgot killing
User avatar #277 - ompalomper (10/24/2013) [-]
and drinking
User avatar #205 - snakefire (10/24/2013) [-]
I like to think I'm at least a little cute...
#211 - ompalomper (10/24/2013) [-]
did i say otherwise? hell, you are cuter then me
User avatar #212 - snakefire (10/24/2013) [-]
You're more cool than cute.. I like the tophat...
User avatar #214 - ompalomper (10/24/2013) [-]
i have a weird obsession with hats, i think im gonna start a collection just for shit's and giggles

what do you think?
User avatar #215 - snakefire (10/24/2013) [-]
It sounds fun mister hale. hehe.

I like hats too. This might sound silly, but I have like eight fedoras. I don't wear them, I just like to have them around.
#201 - dude, no homo but daymn son. you one handsome fuck 10/24/2013 on Turtleneck Dress +6
#55 - well duh. roy is the most bad ass motherfucker there ever was … 10/24/2013 on doctor who summed up in one... +1
#50 - jagged kidney stone 10/24/2013 on Mouth razor chew 0
#14 - WEIRD AL PONIEFYED, FAMOUS FOR BEING THE WEIRDEST PONY IN EQUE… 10/24/2013 on Yatzee 0
#13 - well. unless the anon at /mlp/ tells lies (yeah right) then th… 10/24/2013 on Yatzee 0
#55 - both the original post and the one with the text "come ov… 10/24/2013 on -.- 0
#52 - Picture 10/24/2013 on -.- +3
#19 - Picture 10/24/2013 on Cute +2
#1064 - **ompalomper rolls 68** 10/24/2013 on *roll 2* to see your fate 0
#3 - i swear to god, the new carrie movie looks like shit compared … 10/23/2013 on The Punch line Kratos 0
#415 - the bloody robot excellent 10/21/2013 on name yourself bros.. 0
#47 - Picture 10/20/2013 on Directed by Michael Bay +11
#43 - i know it isn't really relevant but i must say that i always f…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Read Description +2
#73 - mebbid (10/20/2013) [-]
You have put waaay too much thought into the human centipede
#59 - mugenfury (10/20/2013) [-]
thats why the whole thing dies at the end. also human centipede 2 does a better job in showing that it's ''just a movie''
User avatar #45 - shypotato (10/20/2013) [-]
You simply haven't watched enough ridiculous horror movies then.Heck,I laugh more at them than most comedies.
#17 - i agree. creating a tulpa when you are taking antidepressant t… 10/20/2013 on Nightmare night is coming +1
#16 - i now feel an unhealthy desire to try this 10/20/2013 on Nightmare night is coming +1
#15 - Picture 10/20/2013 on Nightmare night is coming +1
#40 - yes, friendship can give you wings but love can defeat an army 10/20/2013 on bronies -2
#76 - it's manga not anime you uncultured shit  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on monkey bars... 0
User avatar #101 - thebobinito (10/20/2013) [-]
Uncultured for not knowing about something I've never watched/read at all? Yeah sorry for that. Guess I should know every fucking detail about something that doesn't interest me. I don't care about people posting anime stuff as it's what they like and I wouldn't be a cunt and just down thumb and rage about it. It's what they are interested in so I respect that.
#49 - you are welcome 10/19/2013 on Well he is Asian 0
#16 - i don't know why but i always feel kind of cheated when i see … 10/19/2013 on Heart Attack -4

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#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the fuck did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of fucked up shit that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really fucked up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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