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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Comment Ranking:#896
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#406
Content Thumbs: 648 total,  844 ,  196
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Level 51 Content: Sammich eater → Level 52 Content: Sammich eater
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Total Comments Made:8110
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#97 - make it red. duh everyone knows that red ones go faster 02/17/2014 on Photo Tips +1
#47 - the picture just makes it so perfect 02/17/2014 on kid finds his sister's dildo 0
#46 - seems legit 02/17/2014 on kid finds his sister's dildo +1
#16 - yeah, i guess it's supposed to be swimming wear (i know, juts.… 02/17/2014 on Right in the the childhood +2
#13 - the first three panels are accurate. after some partick shenan…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Right in the the childhood +2
User avatar #14 - meathooksodomy (02/17/2014) [-]
Thank you very much but it's still weird how Spongebob rips his clothes off just to fi his back.
User avatar #16 - ompalomper (02/17/2014) [-]
yeah, i guess it's supposed to be swimming wear (i know, juts... i know) as he jumps of a trampoline board before impacting with squidward
User avatar #15 - meathooksodomy (02/17/2014) [-]
fix*
#11 - to reveal a speedo. that is really the only reason  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Right in the the childhood +7
User avatar #12 - meathooksodomy (02/16/2014) [-]
And why did he jump on Squidward?
User avatar #13 - ompalomper (02/17/2014) [-]
the first three panels are accurate. after some partick shenanigans squidward fucked-up his back. spongebob decides to show that he is the superior friend and fix it. he rams squidward's back with his head and through cartoon logic fixes the back problem.

the episode was about an argument between them (started by squidward) and they compete in trying to become squidward's new best friend
User avatar #14 - meathooksodomy (02/17/2014) [-]
Thank you very much but it's still weird how Spongebob rips his clothes off just to fi his back.
User avatar #16 - ompalomper (02/17/2014) [-]
yeah, i guess it's supposed to be swimming wear (i know, juts... i know) as he jumps of a trampoline board before impacting with squidward
User avatar #15 - meathooksodomy (02/17/2014) [-]
fix*
#84 - ah, i see. though you must admit it is a rather understandable mistake  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on 4chan isn't the bad one +1
User avatar #85 - toguro (02/16/2014) [-]
Kinda but you dont get much leeway. A d still looks pretty different to read than a b - especially as /d/ -> /b/ See what I mean?
#61 - god dammit pitch  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on SunGuy Comp +1
#63 - Loppytaffy (02/16/2014) [-]
#52 - i did. i literally say a naked guy with a cactus shoved up his…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2014 on 4chan isn't the bad one +1
User avatar #62 - toguro (02/16/2014) [-]
>/b/ be weird

I said /d/, go to /d/
User avatar #84 - ompalomper (02/16/2014) [-]
ah, i see. though you must admit it is a rather understandable mistake
User avatar #85 - toguro (02/16/2014) [-]
Kinda but you dont get much leeway. A d still looks pretty different to read than a b - especially as /d/ -> /b/ See what I mean?
#20 - *sigh* fine, I'll get the saw 02/16/2014 on Amazing Prosthetics +8
#104 - dead like all hell. but did you see the sick cartwhee… 02/16/2014 on Why My Kid is Crying #8 +1
#15 - ah 02/16/2014 on "The kingdom of God is... 0
#13 - Charlie Chaplin's speech in "the great dictator"  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2014 on "The kingdom of God is... 0
#14 - ennemi (02/16/2014) [-]
ty, but I knew what that speech was, but he said "I don't think it was all that great of a speech either" and because I think this is a great speech I'm looking forward to heard potentially an even more awesome speech
User avatar #15 - ompalomper (02/16/2014) [-]
ah
#12 - try harder. 02/16/2014 on "The kingdom of God is... +4
#18 - that's nice 02/16/2014 on Families are a burden 0
#13 - the quality of the humor dropped after frankie left  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on Mock the week +4
User avatar #14 - sweetjessierose (02/15/2014) [-]
I want to have his babies
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on A Classic +8
#14 - thismustbeseen (02/16/2014) [-]
Whoa. That was cool.
#15 - the bastard is fit too almost makes me want to call h… 02/15/2014 on Moe Cooled™ +12
#29 - that was damn clever 02/15/2014 on My opinion +5
#2 - damn writefags, kicking me in the feels and **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on Dash 0
User avatar #8 - itrooztrooperdown (02/15/2014) [-]
Because you are a glorious faggot, and I respect you for that.

Much love.
#5 - >implying that the ride ever ends 02/14/2014 on The Ride really never ends,... +3
#55 - that helmet reminds me of atgatt All The Gear, All The Time 02/14/2014 on military related comp +1
#5 - seven with morgan freeman and brad pitt damn good movie 02/14/2014 on 4our +1
#1 - my mom. i tried it once. so. ******* . w… 02/14/2014 on peta 0
#13 - stay classy frankie 02/14/2014 on Frankie Boyle ladies and... +9

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User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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