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#53 - how the **** would it get out?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2016 on The secret lives of superheros +1
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#54 - pedobearraper (03/27/2016) [-]
bullets can actually penetrate the hulk, so I don't think a chestburster would have a problem eating the hulks heart, and even if it did just cause a little bit of damage to the heart the hulk would have internal bleeding and the xenomorph would just have to wait until the hulk dyes/rots while continuing to feast on the hulk on the inside
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#55 - dabombmanater (03/27/2016) [-]
Hulks got one of the best healing factors in the marvel universe. I'm sure it applies to his inner organs too.
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#57 - pedobearraper (03/27/2016) [-]
well depending on the universe I guess then, or under the right conditions for example hydra or something else kidnaps him by knocking him out with tranquilizers or something and puts a facehugger on him in hopes of creating a controllable hulk not understanding the xenomorphs (wouldn't be the first time, some one not understanding the xenomorphs I mean) and uses a device to weaken him to a point that his healing factor is incredibly slowed down or nullified all together
#774 - **ompalomper used "*roll picture*"** **ompalomper rolled i… 03/27/2016 on What you're reincarnated as +1
#6 - mane 6 7 wonder who ate all the marshmallows. rari… 03/27/2016 on Context? +6
#2 - i am asking myself why this on ponytime when it is pretty clea…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2016 on YourEnigma - "Unity" +1
#3 - diabloakuma (03/27/2016) [-]
the user does a lot of mlp based remixes and music
#20 - I am not ready to discount the possibility that there really a… 03/27/2016 on Idiot Twitter Comp +42
#3 - Comment deleted 03/27/2016 on WARLOCK +156
#83 - It's really the spider thighs that kills it. If she h… 03/27/2016 on A monster for monsters... -2
#1355 - **ompalomper used "*roll 1, 01-99*"** **ompalomper rolls 83** 03/27/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#37 - this MUST be fake no one with even the most basic kno…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2016 on Red flag +8
#47 - anon (03/27/2016) [-]
You overestimate the average intelligence of modern humans.
#216 - **ompalomper used "*roll picture*"** **ompalomper rolled i… 03/26/2016 on Roll for your easter basket 0