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#98 - not really, not to me anyway the whole thing in a nut…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Rock bottom 0
User avatar #99 - andriod (05/14/2013) [-]
See I see both types at fault.
lots of people don't want them to say they are married, whatever there reason may be, But are okay Civil Unions. Which is exactly the same but with a different name.

Then you have gay couples that outright refuse that and only care about be able to say they "Married" their other.

In my opinion the gay couples are more at fault here though. They have the chance to get all the rights they want but refuse to take it because of a title. Seems silly to me.
User avatar #100 - ompalomper (05/15/2013) [-]
i agree with you but then again, both are just being silly.

the gays demand it to be called marriage because they think marriage should be about two people loving each other.

the others demand it won't be called a marriage because they think marriage should be about a man and a woman loving each other.

the gays are being too stubborn and the others are being too close minded.
#54 - i always thought of the devil as a nice guy and god as the ass…  [+] (23 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Choices 0
User avatar #158 - draezeth (05/14/2013) [-]
It's quite a popular theme in movies, games and books lately. I don't think a lot of people actually share that mentality, but it's a common thought.
User avatar #72 - killermuffin (05/13/2013) [-]
No it makes sense. Satan punishes the wicked and evil. God forgives people for their sins no matter how terrible as long as you beg for his forgiveness.
User avatar #157 - draezeth (05/14/2013) [-]
I dunno. Personally, I think that if someone really does truly regret something they did, they should be forgiven.
#128 - iamphoenix (05/14/2013) [-]
Satan doesn't punish anyone. He's right there burning with you.
#123 - mapleknight (05/14/2013) [-]
That doesn't make any sense at all.
Satan doesn't punish the wicked and evil, he IS the wicked and evil.
That's why God cast him into Hell. He doesn't punish anyone, he's being punished himself.
User avatar #103 - trimageryan (05/13/2013) [-]
Something that doesn't make sense to me is why does a hell exist (In the Christianity at least) if god forgives anyone who begs for it? Why wouldn't someone just beg for forgiveness once they see hell and immediately poof the heaven?

Also, if Lucifer wanted to defy gods will then why would he punish those that did the same?

I see plot holes.
User avatar #140 - tomtomvdp (05/14/2013) [-]
Dude , your are trying to find logic where it doesn't exist . My friendly advice to you would be to bail out of this subject , I've tried to present logic or "plot holes" to religious people before , it simply won't do anything , or they will respond with circular logic .
User avatar #112 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2013) [-]
you have to truly repent and regret your transgressions not just ask for forgiveness.
User avatar #114 - trimageryan (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm sure if someone is in hell they regret everything pretty genuinely.
User avatar #117 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2013) [-]
well when they truly regret their transgressions and have atoned for them they can enter heaven.
User avatar #119 - trimageryan (05/14/2013) [-]
That makes hell kind of pointless though, doesn't it? I mean, if it's only there to torture you until you're forced to go by gods will then that's not a very loving and accepting god, now is it?
User avatar #122 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2013) [-]
you don't have to follow gods will exactly you just have to conform to a widely accepted moral and ethical code. the reason for hell is so that bad people can understand the suffering they caused others.
User avatar #126 - trimageryan (05/14/2013) [-]
But what about slavery? I think we can all agree owning another person and making them properly is wrong but in the bible it not only says it's okay, but it gives you guidelines on how it's supposed to be done (None of which are humane) there are also things like all women have to be virgins until marriage or they are to be stoned, you're not allowed to get tattoos, or touch pigs, and if you rape a woman she has to marry you and you must give her father 50 pieces of silver.

With things like this in the bible who's to say what is morally just by god? Now if you're saying that all you have to do to get into heaven is be a generally nice person to people and don't rape, kill, steal, or generally fuck people over, I completely agree, that should be it, but where does the ethical code stop being divine and start being human tampering?
User avatar #129 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2013) [-]
Those are all old testament my niggah Jesus said they no longer apply. the ethical and moral codes given by jesus are what we are supposed to go by which are very similar to the ones given by buddha and they are easy to follow because they feel right and promote peace and goodwill to all . I don't know if human tampering is the right word it's more like a guide or instructions on the best path to take as you travel through life whether or not you take it is up to you .
User avatar #131 - trimageryan (05/14/2013) [-]
I may not be a Christian, but I love Jesus's teachings (Thomas Jefferson wrote a book called "The Life and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth" which was a fantastic book that was basically the Bible minus the mystical stuff) because they were so simple and loving. It's sad that most Christians don't follow that stuff, they like to pick and choose what is and is not in the bible (Both old and new)
User avatar #132 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2013) [-]
yes sadly many self proclaimed christians don't follow the teachings of jesus in it's entirely they kinda pick it over like a all you can eat salad bar because it is eaiser.
User avatar #134 - trimageryan (05/14/2013) [-]
"Like an all you can eat salad bar"

That is the best analogy for Christians I've ever heard haha
User avatar #135 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2013) [-]
well thank you but not all christians are like that but most are. my point is jesus's teachings have to be taken as a whole order, not a all you can eat open salad bar where you pick and choose.
User avatar #111 - tombombadil (05/14/2013) [-]
Sometimes I wonder if that's the case. Like, as soon as you see St. Peter at the gate and he's like "So, do you like Jesus?" And you're still all "Lol no." Maybe that's when the final decision is made.
User avatar #137 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2013) [-]
he doesn't just ask that he also shows you your whole life and the effect it had,has and will have on others.Then through your life's actions is you fate decided.
User avatar #115 - trimageryan (05/14/2013) [-]
I can imagine St. Paul just looking at you like ".....Seriously? Let me ask you again slowly. DO. YOU. LOVE. JESUS? Wink wink"

If you still say no at that point I think he just deems you mentally disabled and you go to purgatory.
User avatar #120 - calawesome (05/14/2013) [-]
I think there are certain things that God won't forgive even when you're at the pearly gates. If you murder people and show no regret on Earth, I don't think you'll get in, but if you do and try to show people on Earth that you regret it, God will forgive you.

But hey, I don't know what God thinks.
User avatar #118 - tombombadil (05/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, that sounds about right.
#19 - it isn't even his shit. just look at it, it's been reposted at… 05/13/2013 on Rocks 0
#7 - i have mixed feelings about this whole thing i'll wat… 05/13/2013 on The Plot Thickens! +4
#169 - it has never been decided. the author uses gender neutral word… 05/13/2013 on Goddamn it, Maka 0
#57 - i loved that game 05/13/2013 on The more you know 0
#46 - yes BUT he refuses to let the partnership between two people o…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Rock bottom 0
User avatar #96 - andriod (05/14/2013) [-]
Isn't it just as stupid for the gays to act like this over a word as well though?
User avatar #98 - ompalomper (05/14/2013) [-]
not really, not to me anyway

the whole thing in a nutshell:
"so yeah, you can get married but you can't call it married because others might think that's weird"
"what? why?"
"well, because... it's... just because they find the thing you do weird ok?"
*shitstorm*
User avatar #99 - andriod (05/14/2013) [-]
See I see both types at fault.
lots of people don't want them to say they are married, whatever there reason may be, But are okay Civil Unions. Which is exactly the same but with a different name.

Then you have gay couples that outright refuse that and only care about be able to say they "Married" their other.

In my opinion the gay couples are more at fault here though. They have the chance to get all the rights they want but refuse to take it because of a title. Seems silly to me.
User avatar #100 - ompalomper (05/15/2013) [-]
i agree with you but then again, both are just being silly.

the gays demand it to be called marriage because they think marriage should be about two people loving each other.

the others demand it won't be called a marriage because they think marriage should be about a man and a woman loving each other.

the gays are being too stubborn and the others are being too close minded.
#45 - thank you for making the world a worse place by your continued… 05/13/2013 on Rock bottom +1
#3 - i was expecting this at the end i was disappointed 05/12/2013 on Sleeping Dogs +4
#1 - even a man with the eyes of a god, can't dodge an att… 05/12/2013 on The most badass part of the... +3
#189 - i would have said no a few minutes ago but after seeing this i… 05/12/2013 on Tennant is best doctor +1
#9 - sounds resonable 05/11/2013 on Ponycomp 268 0
#8 - i find it funny that the hate bronies are receiving has become…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on Ponycomp 268 +2
#10 - furrysheaperd (05/11/2013) [-]
yep theres always haters
#1 - how the... but it's not... what?!  [+] (8 new replies) 05/11/2013 on EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT +94
User avatar #3 - luxray (05/11/2013) [-]
It's semi transparent
User avatar #26 - davidavidson (05/11/2013) [-]
You are semi-retarded
User avatar #27 - luxray (05/11/2013) [-]
Then please, enlighten us.
User avatar #111 - sadweyo (05/11/2013) [-]
it cant be semi transparent because at the start of the gif, it is in the table and its clearly dark grey you fucktard
User avatar #30 - icheatjews (05/11/2013) [-]
He was the one asking the question in the first place you retard.
#28 - davidavidson (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm the OP you fuck nugget. I am the one asking questions here.
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#1 - oh frankie...  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Vibrator +77
#15 - onipure (05/11/2013) [-]
for those who want to hear that joke plus some other
User avatar #7 - localcatbarber (05/11/2013) [-]
Dara's reaction is from a different joke. I think the joke was "What's that Joker, you'll be back? Somehow I don't think you will be."
#10 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
Nah it was from the one about Richard Hammond trying to remember his wedding day.
User avatar #11 - localcatbarber (05/11/2013) [-]
Ooh, right. I just remembered he shamefully laughed at the Heath Ledger joke too, and guessed that was what the picture was from, since the picture... yeah, you know.
#5 - FINALLY something went your way.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on McDisasters 20: Got Lucky +19
User avatar #130 - primerpower (05/11/2013) [-]
Its mcdonalds, not burger king
#31 - GOD! FUCKING! DAMMIT!!! i laughed my ass … 05/10/2013 on Give me a hug +5
#29 - Picture 05/10/2013 on Give me a hug +3
#176 - this is why, in my firm belief, god either dead or never exist… 05/10/2013 on This hits hard 0
#4 - john is kill  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on is he kill? 0
User avatar #8 - epitomeofawesome (05/11/2013) [-]
no
#5 - Picture 05/10/2013 on Future Wizard +47
#1 - Picture 05/10/2013 on Trying to revive the Harlem... +2
#163 - aha, ok then i get it 05/10/2013 on Bitch 0
#161 - you judge cloppers by the guys on /mlp/? that is like…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Bitch 0
User avatar #162 - daentraya (05/10/2013) [-]
Im talking about the ponyfuckers. The people who fuck actual ponies, or claim to anyway. I suppose people assumed i talked about cloppers and not them. But if a handful of people like fucking horses, what would they think about centaurs?
User avatar #163 - ompalomper (05/10/2013) [-]
aha, ok then i get it
#66 - same, just what the hell is it? 05/10/2013 on Disney Animated Movies,... 0
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User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the fuck did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of fucked up shit that i keep there
User avatar #41 - nanashi (05/10/2012) [-]
a swede, i see.
norge sier hei
User avatar #42 to #42 - ompalomper (05/10/2012) [-]
cool. alltid trevligt att veta att det finns fler skandinavier på FJ
(always nice to know that there are more scandinavians on FJ) in case you don't understand. no offense meant. i doubt that i would understand norse very well
User avatar #43 to #43 - nanashi (05/10/2012) [-]
it's okay. i understands Swedish quite easily. the two languages are very similar
User avatar #44 to #44 - ompalomper (05/10/2012) [-]
good to know. i knew that they sounded pretty similar but i wasn't sure in the writing part
User avatar #45 to #45 - nanashi (05/10/2012) [-]
i just listen to how they sound in my head. makes it a lot easier
User avatar #46 to #46 - ompalomper (05/10/2012) [-]
I...never thought of that...IT'S BRILLIANT!!!

how did you come up with that method?
User avatar #47 to #47 - nanashi (05/10/2012) [-]
i am not a clever man at writing, (bad hand writing and reading to fast) but when it comes to music. never miss a beat. so i juts listen like i would listen to music
User avatar #48 to #48 - ompalomper (05/10/2012) [-]
you seems to be very right brained then.
good for you.
im a lefty myself. more into logic like math and shit. still hate math but i am good at it
User avatar #49 to #49 - nanashi (05/10/2012) [-]
i hate math. but i love bugging people with logic.
User avatar #50 to #50 - ompalomper (05/10/2012) [-]
me: TASTE MY LOGIC BITCHES!!!!

pinkie pie: hello!

me: ...never mind, logic does not work on her
#51 to #51 - nanashi (05/11/2012) [-]
whenever i see this gif i think people should take it and replace the head wiht pinkie pies.
whenever i see this gif i think people should take it and replace the head wiht pinkie pies.
User avatar #52 to #52 - ompalomper (05/11/2012) [-]
that would make a awesome gif
User avatar #53 to #53 - nanashi (05/11/2012) [-]
i should tell the brony board that. that or /b/
User avatar #54 to #54 - ompalomper (05/11/2012) [-]
do it filly
User avatar #56 to #56 - ompalomper (05/12/2012) [-]
and now we play the waiting game
User avatar #57 to #57 - nanashi (05/12/2012) [-]
either that or we spam them with the question.
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
User avatar #21 - steelturnabout (03/18/2012) [-]
I JUST ROLLED YOU. RULE 34 PONIES INBOUND.
#22 to #22 - boothead (03/18/2012) [-]
Inb4 hilarity
User avatar #23 to #23 - steelturnabout (03/18/2012) [-]
And look at that, my comment number is the same as my roll. A WINRAR IS ME
User avatar #27 to #24 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
lol nice. well i congratulate you on your dubs.

im a brony so im not mad
User avatar #20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
warning you just got picked in a roll game pony rule 34 is imminent.
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
User avatar #26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
just a warning you might not wanna check your profile comments for a while
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really fucked up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
User avatar #31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
haha you must really want it
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
User avatar #33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
don't worry you'll get your porn.
#14 - dogsbane **User deleted account** (01/23/2012) [-]
hey I'm trying to figure out a name for one of my main characters . got any ideas for a pony whose special talent is combat magic centered around sleight of hand and trickery ? he's going to be one of the most important ponies to the plot so I want to get a good name for him
hey I'm trying to figure out a name for one of my main characters . got any ideas for a pony whose special talent is combat magic centered around sleight of hand and trickery ? he's going to be one of the most important ponies to the plot so I want to get a good name for him
User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
User avatar #16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** (01/24/2012) [-]
I got a suggestion from another friend of mine. his name is Blade Cypher . actually I'm already on chapter 2 of the story . I decided to call it The Canterlot Project
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
User avatar #18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** (01/24/2012) [-]
don't sweat it . I have literally so far only come up with the name Svard the rest of them have been a friend .
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
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User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - N. Korean citizen (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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