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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:1/27/2015
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Comment Ranking:#865
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#406
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Total Comments Made:8315
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#2 - see this? this is why you specialize in bluff 01/11/2015 on Prophetic Heroes +2
#17 - or, buy 300$ worth of drugs and OD?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Anon wants to commit suicide +4
User avatar #69 - iatedub (01/10/2015) [-]
This! I'd rather go out this way, than having my goddamn lungs burnt to the point I cannot breathe anymore.

Its like falling asleep, with a beautiful sense of warmth and well-being.. Then if someone sees you and gets the Wambulance there in time, then absolute panic when the paramedic sticks the naloxone in your arm, then you throw up violently and feel like death
User avatar #71 - iatedub (01/10/2015) [-]
And this is Heroin/Opiates.
#169 - inching closer to killing cops 01/10/2015 on What does today have for you? 0
#26 - i... i have seen that pic like 5 times and i never realized … 01/09/2015 on Terry Crews. That is all. +7
#65 - the small things in life though i have to admit, that… 01/09/2015 on Gotta get more rocks 0
#162 - this is why there is no justice in this world 01/09/2015 on Cringe Compilation +10
#45 - well ain't that just the cutest **** ? 01/09/2015 on Dating a Team magma grunt 2 +2
#12 - 1. this needs to happen 2. i see what you did there you an…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Sylveon +5
#28 - kuchikirukia (01/09/2015) [-]
#32 - kuchikirukia has deleted their comment.
#34 - it's the illusion of freedom 01/08/2015 on Allah SnackBar 0
#33 - one women ONE WOMEN IS THIS REALLY THAT …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on Sexism in the Washroom +1
User avatar #35 - captainprincess (01/08/2015) [-]
OFCOURSE IT IS
CUNTS CANT THINK FOR 4 SECONDS THIS KIND OF SHIT IS IMPOSSIBLE
#121 - damn glad there are so few furries here in sweden but… 01/08/2015 on Cringe Comp - WhyDoIDoThis 0
#27 - like a good foot-fetishist or whatever. knows that it belongs … 01/08/2015 on Fucking furries +20
#26 - good on you for not being autintic with your private stuff … 01/08/2015 on Fucking furries +3
#25 - Picture 01/08/2015 on Fucking furries +6
#63 - oh man, you have no idea. the amount of **** i ha… 01/08/2015 on (untitled) +1
#60 - i find the lack of rasputin highly disturbing i mean …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2015 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #84 - applesdontpee (01/08/2015) [-]
he scared the everloving shit out of me
User avatar #78 - shogg (01/08/2015) [-]
Rasputin is cool though. He had a massive cock jarred cock, pickled and was almost impossible to kill and when the fucker did finally die his leg muscles contracted during his funeral and made him sit upright scaring the living shit out of everybody
Oh, those Russians
User avatar #73 - poppies (01/08/2015) [-]
True, but Anastasia technically isn't a Disney movie. Not trying to be a dick about it, just explaining why he wasn't on there
#14 - pony facebook mod **** man, im a mlp fan… 01/07/2015 on 1 of these things is not... +7
#52 - same here. i mean, just look at that. need more be sa… 01/07/2015 on Well +2
#10 - and you know you did something hilarious when he is in wide-ey…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2015 on Found on Imgur, GIFs at bottom +2
User avatar #21 - alexstraza (01/07/2015) [-]
I think my favorite was the DM who told me to go fuck myself because I did something perfectly in line with my character that he didn't think about, but when I said it it was the exact thing to thwart him and he should've known I'd do that.
#160 - no argument there, it was undoubtely really ****** … 01/07/2015 on The panty raid 0
#157 - i would disagree that it is rape because the law is a precise …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2015 on The panty raid 0
User avatar #158 - TheHutchie (01/07/2015) [-]
Well that's what I'm trying to say, it's not rape, and it's not as bad as rape, but it's still pretty fucking bad.
User avatar #160 - ompalomper (01/07/2015) [-]
no argument there, it was undoubtely really fucked up and i would sue the fuck out of them if i was the girl.
#28 - sometimes i think that and then i remember that humans have su… 01/07/2015 on Cover your ears 0
#22 - there was a stream last year that was called "twitch play… 01/06/2015 on Fking huge Twitch Plays... 0
#18 - this is why they say "all the gear, all the time". y… 01/06/2015 on Marine Survives Sniper... +7
#18 - pretty much this 01/06/2015 on Holy fuck that's adorable. +4

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User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #110 to #109 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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