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#80 - u sure the right one doesn't use clips? looks like a …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/16/2013 on just sayin +4
#717 - waitingformydeath (12/16/2013) [-]
Most modern guns (and both in the content picture) do not use clips, or if they do, it's optional and they're made for refilling a detachable magazine quicker. They were originally for the older type of feeding system, commonly found in bolt-actions and early semi-auto pistols, where the magazine was inside of the gun and non separable without taking apart the gun.

The c96 pistol in this picture is an example of a clip-fed weapon, for reference. The strip of metal that is holding those bullets together is the actual clip, and it's usually disposed of after pushing down the cartridges into the internal magazine.

tl;dr: no, trying to feed either of those rifles directly with clips will lead to failure
#566 - traelos (12/16/2013) [-]
Just a question.

Which of these guns do you think is more dangerous?
#822 - qwermy (12/17/2013) [-]
same gun.

the second one has been mall-ninja'd to shit though
User avatar #602 - ompalomper (12/16/2013) [-]
lets see. they both seem to have the same caliber if i compare the size of the trigger to the mag slot. the fact that the shell ejection on the bottom one is on top makes me assume (probably wrongly) that it is semi-automatic. both have an iron sight so the accuracy factor isn't that big (again, i am probably wrong). the recoil might be lesser on the bottom one and that would mean it could get more people faster but im gonna assume you mean which one is the most fatal to be shot by. the one at the bottom would jam easier as it is a more complex machine.

all in all? i think the one on top is the most dangerous. it looks like a ww2 weapon and wouldn't not exist if it hadn't excelled in killing
#611 - traelos (12/16/2013) [-]
Nope.

They're both m14s,

I guess technically he bottom one is a little more dangerous since it's had a few minor upgrades as well, but nothing really worth mentioning except a new stock.

The problem is the media sees the top one and says "hunting rifle" and the bottom one and says "military assault rifle"
User avatar #620 - ompalomper (12/16/2013) [-]
so half wrong then.

but really, who the fuck thinks that the top one is a hunting rifle? what are they, blind?

isn't it even illegal to hunt with that?

but as i said, i know fuck all about guns. im swedish so i haven't grown up with them. not saying this in any negative way. im no fucking anti-gun nut
User avatar #630 - traelos (12/16/2013) [-]
They sell semi auto M14s.

And I don't think it's illegal to hunt with a full auto rifle, it's just really hard to get one in the U.S.
#669 - chubbies (12/16/2013) [-]
In Wisconsin, it is currently illegal to hunt deer with anything that shoots one projectile with one trigger pull. No clue about the rest of the US, though.
#193 - anonymous (12/16/2013) [-]
The one on the right is the Ruger Mini-14... It's a knockoff/more affordable version of the M14, which was used as the U.S.A's primary battle rifle in Korea and the begininng of Vietnam. Unlike the standard M14, which fires 7.62, it is usually chambered in .223.

It is indeed magazine fed, there are even beta mags for it which hold well over 30 rounds.
User avatar #494 - ompalomper (12/16/2013) [-]
the more you know
#653 - deathtobreakfast (12/16/2013) [-]
Here take this for later use.
#668 - ompalomper (12/16/2013) [-]
thanks m8

i offer you this baby pic in return
#13 - this is one of the best replies i have ever seen  [+] (10 new replies) 12/16/2013 on jeremy shada can and will +71
User avatar #37 - kanatana (12/16/2013) [-]
Agreed, my friend.
User avatar #16 - faktura (12/16/2013) [-]
Incredible Crew: Running Errands with my Mom - Cartoon Network [HD]


It kinda seems like a joke
#141 - ryderjbudde (12/17/2013) [-]
Does it seem that way?
User avatar #115 - nativninja (12/16/2013) [-]
at the end it says 'class clown productions'.
User avatar #97 - Noah (12/16/2013) [-]
People seriously don't recognize this as satire?
User avatar #89 - bloater (12/16/2013) [-]
God that song is almost as bad as this

THE SWAG SONG
User avatar #67 - cmilanes (12/16/2013) [-]
I could make so many "white people" dance gifs out of this its not even funny
User avatar #58 - jubnik (12/16/2013) [-]
ya its part of a show called incredible crew.
its a snl style skit show for kids that my little brother watches all the time
#49 - anonymous (12/16/2013) [-]
He wouldn't look out of place in the lonely island
User avatar #19 - theseventhmirror (12/16/2013) [-]
I think he's perfect for the character of Finn.
If Finn were a rapper he probably would make that.
#651 - it is your duty as an interneteer to do this 12/16/2013 on Being a 5'6" twink... 0
#26 - ditto 12/15/2013 on *'Murica Intensifies* 0
#31 - Picture 12/15/2013 on Cauliflower +3
#2 - i don't really know why but this... this just made me really h… 12/15/2013 on Chigaco's Magical Piano +2
#10 - words fail me 12/15/2013 on Bow before me! +18
#16 - O_o i... i am swedish 12/15/2013 on Solid plan 0
#4 - well then 12/15/2013 on :3 +90
#3 - i am almost frightened of how aroused this made me  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on :3 +1
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#3 - wait.... what!? 12/15/2013 on Unmanned plane takes off on... 0
#63 - Picture 12/15/2013 on The subject on dating teachers +6
#21 - Picture 12/15/2013 on Moose +2
#9 - shhhhhhhh 12/15/2013 on Half Life 3 confirmed +2
#9 - ... ****  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Solid plan +77
User avatar #51 - optimussum (12/16/2013) [-]
*roll picture*
#8 - *roll image* my kit  [+] (36 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Solid plan +8
#97 - thesinful (12/16/2013) [-]
**thesinful rolled a random image posted in comment #6782870 at Safe For Work Random Board ** my kit
#84 - muralriver (12/16/2013) [-]
**muralriver rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Crazy crackas ** my kit
#81 - capinsquiggles (12/16/2013) [-]
**capinsquiggles rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Jews did this Part 2 ** let's see my kit
User avatar #83 - capinsquiggles (12/16/2013) [-]
Well I see guns, so that's much better than no guns
#50 - welliguessitsaname (12/16/2013) [-]
**welliguessitsaname rolled a random image posted in comment #6901543 at Safe For Work Random Board **
#101 - anonymous (12/16/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #549507 at Pokemon **
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User avatar #57 - megayoming (12/16/2013) [-]
Derferk
#58 - anonymous (12/16/2013) [-]
***Roll Picture***
#59 - anonymous (12/16/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6974778 at Safe For Work Random Board **
#38 - anonymous (12/16/2013) [-]
roll image I have no idea how to roll images so i might as well learn now
#45 - anonymous (12/16/2013) [-]
***roll image*** Goddamnit where can I find the tutorial for this shit
#47 - anonymous (12/16/2013) [-]
roll picture
#48 - anonymous (12/16/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7050533 at Safe For Work Random Board **
User avatar #65 - nicoquitemad (12/16/2013) [-]
roll image is that how?
User avatar #66 - nicoquitemad (12/16/2013) [-]
Fucking hell. Teach me? *roll image*
#89 - airblaze (12/16/2013) [-]
**airblaze rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at yellow snow ** It's *roll picture* Be sure you put it at the beginning of your comment though, or it won't work.

You can also *roll user* or *roll #* with # being the number of digits in your roll.
#102 - nicoquitemad (12/16/2013) [-]
**nicoquitemad rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Stop Niggerism ** Well. Thank you stranger.
#94 - ilovetexas (12/16/2013) [-]
**ilovetexas rolled a random image posted in comment #29270 at Friendly **
#49 - anonymous (12/16/2013) [-]
Fucking finally
#20 - anonymous (12/15/2013) [-]
roll image
#18 - anonymous (12/15/2013) [-]
*roll image* his kit
#80 - anonymous (12/16/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at humans ** yo nigga
#19 - anonymous (12/15/2013) [-]
*roll 02* I legit don't know how to roll images. That's why I'm commenting as anon. pls dun hurt me
#25 - anonymous (12/15/2013) [-]
ok, figured it out it's *roll picture* not *roll image*
#44 - tyroneisanigger (12/16/2013) [-]
**tyroneisanigger rolled user deficiency **
#23 - anonymous (12/15/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Zero fucks given in Russia **
#31 - newdevyx (12/15/2013) [-]
You're not soundofwinter.
#60 - megayoming (12/16/2013) [-]
**megayoming rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Harley in mourning **
Idk bro
User avatar #61 - megayoming (12/16/2013) [-]
What the living fuck
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#14 - sonicschall (12/15/2013) [-]
**sonicschall rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at Facts about Finland ** Ompalomper's kit
User avatar #16 - ompalomper (12/15/2013) [-]
O_o i... i am swedish
#15 - sonicschall (12/15/2013) [-]
**sonicschall rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at Nazi Wonder Weapons PART 2 ** My kit
#9 - ompalomper (12/15/2013) [-]
... fuck
User avatar #51 - optimussum (12/16/2013) [-]
*roll picture*
#22 - reminds me of this 12/15/2013 on jsut walking my cat +1
#11 - it is two different takes of the same trick. notice the head m… 12/15/2013 on A matter of perception 0
#138 - i personally disagree but i can see where this is going so let…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on He will find a way... 0
#139 - angelious (12/15/2013) [-]
both of us are focusing only on the bad sides of the character.so yeah lets just end this before one of us goes butthurt
#136 - but there is no true struggle. its all just "no one under…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2013 on He will find a way... 0
#137 - angelious (12/15/2013) [-]
really? batman mopes around all day complaining about his parents. he is claimed to be human yet for some reason he is able to dodge bullets on point blank range and bust through walls like no trouble. he is plot shielded to the max and can see into the future and predict everything his villains do.

#138 - ompalomper (12/15/2013) [-]
i personally disagree but i can see where this is going so let us end this right here shall we?
#139 - angelious (12/15/2013) [-]
both of us are focusing only on the bad sides of the character.so yeah lets just end this before one of us goes butthurt
#42 - 1. allow gay marriage everywhere 2. promote adds of gays f… 12/15/2013 on Gay marriage 0
#31 - name of the anime is soul eater. the characters name is crona 12/15/2013 on So damn adorable +1
#134 - magic: use same method if magical item, or go into high orbit …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/15/2013 on He will find a way... 0
#135 - angelious (12/15/2013) [-]
1: superman isnt that much plot armored as:lets say batman

2.superman cares about the well being of the city he fights in rather than his own life

3.superman does have this sort of stories a lot.most of them are about how he has difficulties fitting into the society considering the whole world around him is made out of paper. but yeah.a lot of supermans flicks do tend to focus on freedom truth and justice.but its better than listening to batman cry about his parents for the entire comic.
User avatar #136 - ompalomper (12/15/2013) [-]
but there is no true struggle. its all just "no one understands me" "im so powerful im dangerous" "killing is always wrong"

for me it's even more tedious then batman whine
#137 - angelious (12/15/2013) [-]
really? batman mopes around all day complaining about his parents. he is claimed to be human yet for some reason he is able to dodge bullets on point blank range and bust through walls like no trouble. he is plot shielded to the max and can see into the future and predict everything his villains do.

#138 - ompalomper (12/15/2013) [-]
i personally disagree but i can see where this is going so let us end this right here shall we?
#139 - angelious (12/15/2013) [-]
both of us are focusing only on the bad sides of the character.so yeah lets just end this before one of us goes butthurt
#217 - nope, my first thought was "oh god, poor ******* … 12/15/2013 on dude +1
#124 - hence why superman is just plain boring. 12/15/2013 on He will find a way... +1

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#116 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
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User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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