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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
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Comment Ranking:#1227
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#11 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2013 on the carpool will arrive in... +1
#12 - ompalomper (10/28/2013) [-]
#13 - ompalomper (10/28/2013) [-]
lets throw some boxcar joe into the mix while we're at it
User avatar #14 - Japsterise (10/29/2013) [-]
I might sound retarded but what is he even talking about in this one?
User avatar #15 - ompalomper (10/29/2013) [-]
they are playing RPG. the whole nine yards with a group of people, a DM, die and character sheets.

dark heresy is a RPG system that takes place in the warhammer 40k universe. shadowrun, delta green and rouge trader are all examples of different RPG settings with unique rules, universes and all that jazz
#10 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2013 on the carpool will arrive in... +1
#11 - ompalomper (10/28/2013) [-]
#12 - ompalomper (10/28/2013) [-]
#13 - ompalomper (10/28/2013) [-]
lets throw some boxcar joe into the mix while we're at it
User avatar #14 - Japsterise (10/29/2013) [-]
I might sound retarded but what is he even talking about in this one?
User avatar #15 - ompalomper (10/29/2013) [-]
they are playing RPG. the whole nine yards with a group of people, a DM, die and character sheets.

dark heresy is a RPG system that takes place in the warhammer 40k universe. shadowrun, delta green and rouge trader are all examples of different RPG settings with unique rules, universes and all that jazz
#9 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 10/28/2013 on the carpool will arrive in... +1
#10 - ompalomper (10/28/2013) [-]
#11 - ompalomper (10/28/2013) [-]
#12 - ompalomper (10/28/2013) [-]
#13 - ompalomper (10/28/2013) [-]
lets throw some boxcar joe into the mix while we're at it
User avatar #14 - Japsterise (10/29/2013) [-]
I might sound retarded but what is he even talking about in this one?
User avatar #15 - ompalomper (10/29/2013) [-]
they are playing RPG. the whole nine yards with a group of people, a DM, die and character sheets.

dark heresy is a RPG system that takes place in the warhammer 40k universe. shadowrun, delta green and rouge trader are all examples of different RPG settings with unique rules, universes and all that jazz
#8 - DUMPING CHIN MAN AND MR. BONES!!!  [+] (7 new replies) 10/28/2013 on the carpool will arrive in... +2
#9 - ompalomper (10/28/2013) [-]
#10 - ompalomper (10/28/2013) [-]
#11 - ompalomper (10/28/2013) [-]
#12 - ompalomper (10/28/2013) [-]
#13 - ompalomper (10/28/2013) [-]
lets throw some boxcar joe into the mix while we're at it
User avatar #14 - Japsterise (10/29/2013) [-]
I might sound retarded but what is he even talking about in this one?
User avatar #15 - ompalomper (10/29/2013) [-]
they are playing RPG. the whole nine yards with a group of people, a DM, die and character sheets.

dark heresy is a RPG system that takes place in the warhammer 40k universe. shadowrun, delta green and rouge trader are all examples of different RPG settings with unique rules, universes and all that jazz
#25 - employees face when if you ever return 10/28/2013 on subway story +7
#22 - you're right, you are to sympathetic. but that gives you the m… 10/28/2013 on subway story +1
#88 - that really is a pretty ******* awesome story 10/28/2013 on Forced Story +2
#41 - launch yourself into space or go deep sea exploring  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2013 on Break on through +1
User avatar #46 - bitchletsgo (10/28/2013) [-]
Well, deep sea exploring sounds scary, even normal scuba diving was 2spooky4me
#25 - i'd dig deeper and say that he has a fetich about a spanish ga… 10/28/2013 on Best. Hobby. Ever +2
#23 - **** !!!! 10/28/2013 on WHAT. +2
#426 - eh... no? sweden really doesn't have a tight immigration polic… 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? 0
#422 - every single time 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? +2
#57 - i can imagine 10/27/2013 on Happy halloween 0
#14 - well, bane has always been hell bent on becoming the dictator …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/27/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #43 - Thundergod (10/27/2013) [-]
Except in Arkham City, where he becomes a drug-busting luchadore dependent on the very drug he destroys. Can't get more macho hero than that.
User avatar #48 - bobthedilder (10/27/2013) [-]
Cept that was a load of BS and he uses Batman to destroy the other Titan canisters so he can keep the others for himself.
User avatar #49 - Thundergod (10/27/2013) [-]
Never got that far.
User avatar #50 - bobthedilder (10/27/2013) [-]
woops
User avatar #110 - Thundergod (11/11/2013) [-]
Eh, traded in the game because I beat the main story, Harley's epilogue, and beat most of the other parts. Not like it was goin to change much for me anyways.
#5 - well, i actually agree 10/27/2013 on Brilliant 0
#4 - MFW i forgot the pic 10/27/2013 on Really Moe? +18
#3 - for you who want the original ******* 10/27/2013 on Really Moe? +3
#37 - im not gonna lie, that's a pretty unusual ******  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2013 on Happy halloween 0
User avatar #56 - whatwhen (10/27/2013) [-]
do you have any idea how hard it is to find porn that fits my needs
User avatar #57 - ompalomper (10/27/2013) [-]
i can imagine
#24 - dear god O_O give me a link, i want to see the rage!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on Plastic Surgery 0
User avatar #33 - hahdumbbirch (10/27/2013) [-]
i think it was deleted, here is the link any way. www.facebook.com/pages/Feminist-Job-Board/372837269454601
#23 - Dr. steinman? is that you? 10/27/2013 on Plastic Surgery +6
#54 - the bad side of any community in a nutshell 10/27/2013 on Tf2 community in a nutshell +1
#12 - poor sod. that is the nightmare. that is the ultimate nightmare  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on Shinys are important. +6
User avatar #47 - fukkentyranitar (10/27/2013) [-]
Its happened to me twice already, once on a crystal version cart, and on a crystal rom.
#29 - it's a bird sitting on a dildo. is that really nsfw? 10/27/2013 on (untitled) 0
#9 - i **** you not, i once saw a whole god damned vil… 10/27/2013 on Well, that's creepy 0
#11 - and now i felt like posting this too 10/26/2013 on damn /b/tards +8

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#116 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful ******** .
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
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#13 - omgitztom (12/19/2011) [-]
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User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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