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#52 - one attosecond is one quintillionth of a second. not that hard… 11/27/2013 on Flash is badass 0
#119 - it takes a special kind of ass-gene to do something like this.… 11/27/2013 on Your daily dose of RAGE!... 0
#10 - or "i didn't get to punch Margret thatcher in the face be… 11/27/2013 on I died on the inside from... 0
#22 - in the show there is a lack. that is what the entire post is about. 11/27/2013 on Twilight 0
#20 - and don't you dare insult the GREAT and POWERFUL trixie like t… 11/27/2013 on Twilight 0
#19 - and you are not listening to the fact the OP never said anythi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Twilight 0
User avatar #21 - powertrooper (11/27/2013) [-]
I think the twins get plenty of recognition from the fandom already. I don't see any lack thereof anywhere.
User avatar #22 - ompalomper (11/27/2013) [-]
in the show there is a lack. that is what the entire post is about.
#17 - well duh, course they haven't saved the world whey are what? o…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Twilight 0
User avatar #18 - powertrooper (11/27/2013) [-]
You're not listening. Just because someone has the willy-nilly ability to throw magic around like rocks IS NOT sufficient qualification to be deemed a princess like OP is suggesting. I don't give a flying fuck if you have the ability to do anything ranging from Trixie's cheap parlor tricks to Celestia raising the damn sun. What DOES matter is your character.
CHARACTER builds the leader. NOT willy-nilly self-indulgent tricks.
User avatar #20 - ompalomper (11/27/2013) [-]
and don't you dare insult the GREAT and POWERFUL trixie like that. she is best unicorn, just badly tutored and, like every single unicorn except from pumpkin, has no idea what she is doing
User avatar #19 - ompalomper (11/27/2013) [-]
and you are not listening to the fact the OP never said anything about making a little filly a princess. what he IS saying is that the filly is insanely good at magic and deserves some recognition
User avatar #21 - powertrooper (11/27/2013) [-]
I think the twins get plenty of recognition from the fandom already. I don't see any lack thereof anywhere.
User avatar #22 - ompalomper (11/27/2013) [-]
in the show there is a lack. that is what the entire post is about.
#5 - Picture 11/27/2013 on Badass Pilot +7
#15 - but twilight was a filly, not a one month or less old infant! …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Twilight 0
User avatar #16 - powertrooper (11/27/2013) [-]
Just because you have a bigger gun doesn't mean you are better. It's how you use it.

Like I said, Twilight has saved the world multiple times. The twins did not. They've got a LONG way to go before they prove themselves to be on Twilight's level.
User avatar #17 - ompalomper (11/27/2013) [-]
well duh, course they haven't saved the world whey are what? one and a half, two years old? i'd throw Celestia off her throne if two babies saved equestria even once.

and as for bigger gun vs finesse. that is exactly what im talking about. twilight just brute forces her way through magical success, she knows theory and makes up for what she lacks in finesse with extreme amounts of power.

pumpkin cake? she uses minimal magic to it's maximum potential. for fuck sake, twilight doesn't even know how to dematerialize! do you know how many times that could have been useful and she would have used it is able? and then there is this INFANT that simply decides, "fuck this basket" INVENTS THE SPELL in like 10 seconds flat and uses it without any problem or strain! HOLY FUCK!! THE MAGICAL PROPHET WALKS eh... CRAWLS THE EARTH!!!!
User avatar #18 - powertrooper (11/27/2013) [-]
You're not listening. Just because someone has the willy-nilly ability to throw magic around like rocks IS NOT sufficient qualification to be deemed a princess like OP is suggesting. I don't give a flying fuck if you have the ability to do anything ranging from Trixie's cheap parlor tricks to Celestia raising the damn sun. What DOES matter is your character.
CHARACTER builds the leader. NOT willy-nilly self-indulgent tricks.
User avatar #20 - ompalomper (11/27/2013) [-]
and don't you dare insult the GREAT and POWERFUL trixie like that. she is best unicorn, just badly tutored and, like every single unicorn except from pumpkin, has no idea what she is doing
User avatar #19 - ompalomper (11/27/2013) [-]
and you are not listening to the fact the OP never said anything about making a little filly a princess. what he IS saying is that the filly is insanely good at magic and deserves some recognition
User avatar #21 - powertrooper (11/27/2013) [-]
I think the twins get plenty of recognition from the fandom already. I don't see any lack thereof anywhere.
User avatar #22 - ompalomper (11/27/2013) [-]
in the show there is a lack. that is what the entire post is about.
#56 - ******* soccer moms 11/27/2013 on It's happening? 0
#12 - this... actually makes sense. there are definitely some proof …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on Twilight +2
#13 - sinery (11/27/2013) [-]
It's magic.
#11 - i... i don't think he is trying to rekindle the hate. i mean, …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Twilight 0
User avatar #14 - powertrooper (11/27/2013) [-]
Well, it was certainly presented in a negative context. Plus the show DID say that baby unicorns have unusual spikes of magic, like when the twins flew or dematerialized. But Twilight also turned Spike into Godzilla for a few moments when she was a filly. Therefore, they are both on the same level, and who knows? Maybe the twins will be alicorns one day too (doubtful as that may be).
But either way, OP's argument is flawed. Becoming an alicorn is NOT based on magical power. It's based on accomplishment, work and merit. And last time I checked, the Cake twins did NOT vanquish Nightmare Moon, capture and reform Discord, defeat Queen Chrysalis, basically save Equestria multiple times, AND master the power of Starswirl the Bearded, which is essentially the same thing as a human being being better than and one-upping Jesus Christ.
TL;DR... the point is, Cake Twins =/= Twilight Sparkle
User avatar #15 - ompalomper (11/27/2013) [-]
but twilight was a filly, not a one month or less old infant! and she went all avatar mode wen she did that!

plus one upping starswirl would probably not be that fucking hard. hell, most of the unicorns seem to have no fucking clue of what they are doing. spell the grows mustache, you mean spell that grows hair right? and that is stimulating cells to work at hyper speed for a short time. so you can make that into a regeneration spell! why no unicorn seems to realize that is... and the turn-stuff-into-orange spell. twilight said herself that she was gonna try a transformation spell and if it could turn an apple into an orange the spell would be good, right? only she hits a bird and turn that into an orange! that is something completely different from what she intended! she now has a spell that can turn anything into ANYTHING!! and not one single bastard seems to realize any of the potential of anything they do! they just say: "you can use magic with what you are good at" and "these are the spells that exist" NO! GOD! anypony could do anything!!! the magic is fucking limitless as long as you have the juice to power it with!


FUCKING CHILDREN PLAYING WITH A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR BECAUSE IT MAKES A COOL SOUND!!!

but... these babies get it. they get that there is no fucking limit, hell they don't even know there IS a limit. they just think i want t do that and then fucking do it, no sweat.

THAT is why they are better then twilight. THAT is why twilight is a lousy element of magic and THAT is the point i think OP wanted to get across
User avatar #16 - powertrooper (11/27/2013) [-]
Just because you have a bigger gun doesn't mean you are better. It's how you use it.

Like I said, Twilight has saved the world multiple times. The twins did not. They've got a LONG way to go before they prove themselves to be on Twilight's level.
User avatar #17 - ompalomper (11/27/2013) [-]
well duh, course they haven't saved the world whey are what? one and a half, two years old? i'd throw Celestia off her throne if two babies saved equestria even once.

and as for bigger gun vs finesse. that is exactly what im talking about. twilight just brute forces her way through magical success, she knows theory and makes up for what she lacks in finesse with extreme amounts of power.

pumpkin cake? she uses minimal magic to it's maximum potential. for fuck sake, twilight doesn't even know how to dematerialize! do you know how many times that could have been useful and she would have used it is able? and then there is this INFANT that simply decides, "fuck this basket" INVENTS THE SPELL in like 10 seconds flat and uses it without any problem or strain! HOLY FUCK!! THE MAGICAL PROPHET WALKS eh... CRAWLS THE EARTH!!!!
User avatar #18 - powertrooper (11/27/2013) [-]
You're not listening. Just because someone has the willy-nilly ability to throw magic around like rocks IS NOT sufficient qualification to be deemed a princess like OP is suggesting. I don't give a flying fuck if you have the ability to do anything ranging from Trixie's cheap parlor tricks to Celestia raising the damn sun. What DOES matter is your character.
CHARACTER builds the leader. NOT willy-nilly self-indulgent tricks.
User avatar #20 - ompalomper (11/27/2013) [-]
and don't you dare insult the GREAT and POWERFUL trixie like that. she is best unicorn, just badly tutored and, like every single unicorn except from pumpkin, has no idea what she is doing
User avatar #19 - ompalomper (11/27/2013) [-]
and you are not listening to the fact the OP never said anything about making a little filly a princess. what he IS saying is that the filly is insanely good at magic and deserves some recognition
User avatar #21 - powertrooper (11/27/2013) [-]
I think the twins get plenty of recognition from the fandom already. I don't see any lack thereof anywhere.
User avatar #22 - ompalomper (11/27/2013) [-]
in the show there is a lack. that is what the entire post is about.
#10 - yeah but she went all avatar mode when she did it. that INFANT… 11/27/2013 on Twilight +1
#126 - damn, high chancellor Sutler got old 11/27/2013 on Midlife Crisis +1
#88 - i can understand it but that does not keep my mind from blowin… 11/26/2013 on stop no please 0
#39 - i agree, man is immeasurably sadistic and cruel. if we can, we… 11/25/2013 on (untitled) 0
#88 - you sly bastard 11/25/2013 on What's in the box? +1
#1 - Episode 5: Flight to the Finish”: The Cutie Mark Crusaders c…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2013 on [Spoiler]Season 4 Episode 5... 0
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#2 - WELL NOW WE HAVE A DESTINATION ALRIGHT YOU HORSE ******… 11/25/2013 on What's in the box??? +2
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#12 - this made me feel good but then i remembered that there are pe…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/25/2013 on Best reaction -8
User avatar #26 - vortexrain (11/26/2013) [-]
There actually exist some anti-hearing movements amongst deaf people that "don't want to be brought into our noisy, cluttered world".
User avatar #61 - drfreeman (11/26/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that's what he is referring to when he says "most fucktarded reasons"
#14 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [-]
You're an idiot
User avatar #15 - ompalomper (11/25/2013) [-]
k
#33 - while i disagree with that statement i can confirm that catchi… 11/25/2013 on Alpha +11
#48 - because every white person in america is european american 11/25/2013 on Race 0
#135 - Picture 11/25/2013 on Color Blindness Test +2

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#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
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User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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