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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:1/27/2015
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Comment Ranking:#995
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#237 - ******* person B meta gaming and … 04/03/2014 on Out of context dnd quotes 0
#24 - im sort of surprised that no one has posted the speech yet 04/02/2014 on For the Soldiers +4
#24 - Picture 04/02/2014 on Dammit Scandinavia +12
#106 - O_o that apology became a bit more sensual than i intended 04/02/2014 on SO this just happened +2
#105 - **ompalomper rolled image ** i take it that you have not se…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on SO this just happened 0
#360 - guylongname (04/03/2014) [-]
**guylongname rolled image** OOHHHHHHHHHH should've put it in captions and yes, I have seen the movi3 of the brickz
User avatar #106 - ompalomper (04/02/2014) [-]
O_o that apology became a bit more sensual than i intended
#102 - **ompalomper rolled image ** is this working?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/02/2014 on SO this just happened 0
#103 - guylongname (04/02/2014) [-]
**guylongname rolled image** What? rephrase please
#105 - ompalomper (04/02/2014) [-]
**ompalomper rolled image** i take it that you have not seen the lego movie it was a reference to the scene that your picture comes from, sorry for the confusion
#360 - guylongname (04/03/2014) [-]
**guylongname rolled image** OOHHHHHHHHHH should've put it in captions and yes, I have seen the movi3 of the brickz
User avatar #106 - ompalomper (04/02/2014) [-]
O_o that apology became a bit more sensual than i intended
#14 - Picture 04/02/2014 on Highlighter+microwave 0
#60 - drill sergeants seem crazy as **** 04/02/2014 on Military Punishments Pt. II +1
#47 - i would say try harder but it appears that you tried hard enough 04/01/2014 on Scyther +3
#43 - oh dammit, im sorry, i didn't see that you already made that joke  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on Evocation 2.0 +1
User avatar #72 - skullzer (04/02/2014) [-]
is k
#42 - easy, like this: ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) 04/01/2014 on Evocation 2.0 0
#62 - you stop that 04/01/2014 on Rooster Teeth Fact Comp. +2
#61 - well said 04/01/2014 on Rooster Teeth Fact Comp. 0
#11 - doesn't stop me from thinking it's funny though. just saying 04/01/2014 on Oh Steve +14
#59 - I ******* KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT WOULD HAP… 04/01/2014 on theyr just as scared of you... +16
#84 - dude is like... what? 19? lived in lower middle class, probabl…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on Molineriuheuhsomethingksufh... 0
#136 - symmiie (04/02/2014) [-]
>Funky ass warrior genes
#63 - **** that! if im still going to hel then i might …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on no Gods 0
User avatar #64 - fruhest (04/01/2014) [-]
That's the spirit! Although I suspect she won't grant you any brownie crumbs when she tears them out by the root... That just ain't her style, giving out crumb points like that.
#24 - oh man! now that is some pretty old stuff right there. … 03/31/2014 on Spider bro 0
#23 - snake master specie  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on Spider bro 0
User avatar #25 - orgodemir (03/31/2014) [-]
Snakes are definitely my second favorite species of animal
#41 - what does it say? i can't read the text  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on I know what I'm gonna do +1
User avatar #65 - hwangw (04/01/2014) [-]
It says, "It's not a Dead End." Sorry, didn't realize how tiny that text was.
#32 - it just rips it in twine so easily... it's sort of mesmerizing… 03/31/2014 on nature 0
#186 - i am disappointed in you 03/31/2014 on Get Help +7
#50 - i just had the best idea i have had in my entire life …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2014 on no Gods +2
#62 - fruhest (04/01/2014) [-]
You'll still end up with Hel unless you die in battle.
Make sure to trim your nails.
User avatar #63 - ompalomper (04/01/2014) [-]
fuck that! if im still going to hel then i might as well contribute to naglefar a little bit.

who knows, maybe it earns me some stale brownie crumb points
User avatar #64 - fruhest (04/01/2014) [-]
That's the spirit! Although I suspect she won't grant you any brownie crumbs when she tears them out by the root... That just ain't her style, giving out crumb points like that.
#34 - Picture 03/29/2014 on Thanks for the suggestion,... +12
#10 - Picture 03/29/2014 on Take a seat motherfucker +7

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User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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