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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
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#36 - my thoughts exactly i mean, jesus, could you imagine? 04/05/2014 on title 0
#36 - good try 04/04/2014 on Made myself into a pony 0
#1 - MFW i managed to catch the flash 04/04/2014 on Smashing +1
#26 - i don't know but it sure as hell looks like a lombax.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on link to video in description +5
#88 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [-]
Thats what I thought also!
#16 - these people are insane i mean, BCG is mostly a victi…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/04/2014 on Spoiled Daughter 1 (Sister... +180
User avatar #111 - phenact (04/05/2014) [-]
BD isnt so bad, he just doesnt do much. PM is the worst by far, and her kids are a result of her terrible parenting
#100 - warrollan (04/05/2014) [-]
To be fair, the only reason SD is how she is, is because of the parents.
#92 - nonanonnon (04/05/2014) [-]
Parents. The more I read the more I think I probably would have become BCG with such awful parents.
#50 - kotetsulovesfj (04/04/2014) [-]
I can't really say much about BD, PM, or BCG, but people like SD are every bit real. I should know, my sister is just like this. She manipulates people, and does shit like this constantly. My grandmother always wanted a daughter, but she literally put up with my father and uncle as her children (they couldn't conceive after that), and me as a grandchild. However, when my sister came along, she did everything she could to spoil her. One time, my sister slapped my mother in the face, and when my mom spanked her to discipline her, grandma called the police on her.
So, my sister got away with everything she did, and was taught by her grandmother as long as she screams and cries enough, she will get anything she wants. Once, my dad was fixing grandma and grandpa's door, and couldn't give my sister what she wanted. So she hatched a plan when dad took a bathroom break. Next thing we know, she runs into the living room, crying about how upset her stomach is. When we ask her what happened, she said she accidentally ate a nail. When we took her to the hospital and had her X-rayed, (with her crying the whole way there), we found out she DIDN'T have a nail in her. When questioned, her response was she never said that, she just picked a fallen nail up and put it back in the box. The doctor asked about her tears, and she said she was crying because she was scared her parents would be mad. The doctor was skeptical that mom and dad would be upset that she picked up a nail, and my grandmother started screaming how "it wasn't her fault" "she's just a little girl", blah blah blah. Then told my sister never feel bad, you're just a sweet angel and others can't see how beautiful and sweet you are.
Yeah, I believe without a doubt that SD is 100% real, because I live with a little monster like that myself.
If I made any grammar mistakes, I'm sorry. Doing work. Just saw that the next BCG story was up and couldn't wait.
User avatar #79 - nyawgga (04/04/2014) [-]
How old is she now? I'd love to see what people like this grow up into.
User avatar #84 - kotetsulovesfj (04/04/2014) [-]
She's 10 now (I'm a decade older). Mom and dad just took her to a psychologist, and are getting help straightening her out. She hasn't seen her grandmother for some time, and she is actually doing much better. She is even polite every once in a while.

However, that is only because we care about her as a person. Not some plaything, and certainly not like PM. I've seen cases like my sister before (I have worked with a lot of children as a party host, and talked with the parents), and while they are irritating and complete assholes, they are not beyond help. Had we not have helped her, she would be that one girl is only concerned about having fun, and would constantly be in a 'relationship' to use the guy with sex. Trust me, the result is not pretty.
On a side note, am I the only one having trouble using reactions? Every time I upload one, the reply button disappears beneath the screen and I can't scroll to it
#88 - nyawgga (04/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #89 - kotetsulovesfj (04/05/2014) [-]
okay.jpg
User avatar #34 - honkan (04/04/2014) [-]
I think SD is as much a victim of her parents as BCG, it just manifests differently. They are both equally broken, but she will probably function better in society.
The poor girl (at this point in her life anyway) have probably never been taught anything proper about how to behave, and a child can't learn that on its own in a family like that.
User avatar #29 - hinochi (04/04/2014) [-]
>malevolent rainbow leprechaun plane and fueled it with arrogance and pixie dust

You are a genius with words.
#348 - if these are true... i would break both of my legs wi… 04/04/2014 on Beta Cringe God 2 0
#13 - well i have a weird combo >believe no god th… 04/04/2014 on Jimmy +3
#155 - Picture 04/04/2014 on My dirty little secret +1
#60 - ... i shall try to fap to this  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on Xenomorph +7
#129 - kotetsulovesfj (04/04/2014) [-]
#20 - get that ******* cancer out of my face  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on First world problems -5
#22 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
>Cancer
>Likes MLP

pick one faggot
#3 - penis 04/03/2014 on Tit......le 0
#16 - i DO go to the gym, and yes, i enjoy my little pony. …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2014 on First world problems -5
#19 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
Oh hang on I think I found you
#45 - seras (04/03/2014) [-]
Look at his twig arms.
#20 - ompalomper (04/03/2014) [-]
get that fucking cancer out of my face
#22 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
>Cancer
>Likes MLP

pick one faggot
#15 - is this picture implying that Rapunzel is Elsa's and Anna's co…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Frozen Tangled Seas +7
#39 - wimwam (04/03/2014) [-]
#17 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
their stories are geographically close
#12 - MFW everyone of these  [+] (7 new replies) 04/03/2014 on First world problems 0
#15 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
YEAH RIGHT YOU WISH YOU WENT TO THE GYM BRONY CLOPPER FUCK FACE
#37 - yomamacouch (04/03/2014) [-]
The vicious anon shows no mercy
User avatar #16 - ompalomper (04/03/2014) [-]
i DO go to the gym, and yes, i enjoy my little pony.

was there anything else?
#19 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
Oh hang on I think I found you
#45 - seras (04/03/2014) [-]
Look at his twig arms.
#20 - ompalomper (04/03/2014) [-]
get that fucking cancer out of my face
#22 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
>Cancer
>Likes MLP

pick one faggot
#26 - i want to believe 04/03/2014 on When You Think About It... 0
#239 - Weiramon is it only me or does it sound kinda feminine? 04/03/2014 on whats your digimon name? 0
#51 - the hell? his brains should resemble a dropped birth… 04/03/2014 on What the fuck is wrong with... +2
#30 - the bromance is strong between these two 04/03/2014 on This Just Makes Me Happy +1
#239 - this was better than the goblin hand-job story sweet … 04/03/2014 on Out of context dnd quotes +1
#237 - ******* person B meta gaming and … 04/03/2014 on Out of context dnd quotes 0
#24 - im sort of surprised that no one has posted the speech yet 04/02/2014 on For the Soldiers +4
#24 - Picture 04/02/2014 on Dammit Scandinavia +12
#106 - O_o that apology became a bit more sensual than i intended 04/02/2014 on SO this just happened +2
#105 - **ompalomper rolled image ** i take it that you have not se…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on SO this just happened 0
#360 - guylongname (04/03/2014) [-]
**guylongname rolled image** OOHHHHHHHHHH should've put it in captions and yes, I have seen the movi3 of the brickz
User avatar #106 - ompalomper (04/02/2014) [-]
O_o that apology became a bit more sensual than i intended
#102 - **ompalomper rolled image ** is this working?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/02/2014 on SO this just happened 0
#103 - guylongname (04/02/2014) [-]
**guylongname rolled image** What? rephrase please
#105 - ompalomper (04/02/2014) [-]
**ompalomper rolled image** i take it that you have not seen the lego movie it was a reference to the scene that your picture comes from, sorry for the confusion
#360 - guylongname (04/03/2014) [-]
**guylongname rolled image** OOHHHHHHHHHH should've put it in captions and yes, I have seen the movi3 of the brickz
User avatar #106 - ompalomper (04/02/2014) [-]
O_o that apology became a bit more sensual than i intended

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User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #110 to #109 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
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User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
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User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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