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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:9/22/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#3533
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#221 - i am swedish so the swedish erotica seems like a must read 01/21/2014 on One in the hand, is worth... +1
#26 - ***** that's a wasp  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on Bee in Your Mouth +36
#70 - ilikecows (01/21/2014) [-]
That's like a floating Nuclear Bomb on a string


Is there anything more terrifying?
#136 - ******* beautiful 01/20/2014 on fuck your controller 0
#20 - ******* loved that movie 01/20/2014 on Fixing bugs in code 0
#15 - finally, a contraption powered by racism.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on Acme corporation +1
#19 - Lolzster (01/20/2014) [-]
#1 - famous last words... wait until i get the c… 01/18/2014 on Cause no good story starts... +9
#56 - nope, it's colored like applejack (another pony) does… 01/18/2014 on Is this cringe worthy? +2
#25 - k 01/16/2014 on blue day 0
#3 - these make even the worse of bad days good 01/15/2014 on Mcdisasters 29 : Death and... +11
#13 - i try to make them beautiful but they always turn out wrong 01/15/2014 on real deal 0
#12 - Dr. Steinman? is that you? 01/15/2014 on real deal 0
#118 - you... YOU!!!!! 01/14/2014 on link to song in desc +1
#23 - technically incorrect. space is merely expanding  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Damn you physics -2
User avatar #155 - spacepixel (01/12/2014) [-]
As Space, I can confirm this.
User avatar #52 - rainbowrush (01/12/2014) [-]
Technically correct*, because** space is expanding.

**Amongst other things
User avatar #24 - infinitereaper (01/11/2014) [-]
technically that would still mean we are moving or being moved from one location in spacetime to another. but it's not like this whole reality thing makes a whole lot of sense to begin with anyway
#172 - 4chan refugee (01/12/2014) [-]
No. The whole idea with the metric expansion of space is that objects can stay in the same exact location in space-time but still "move" farther away from each other.
User avatar #173 - infinitereaper (01/12/2014) [-]
Meh. Let's argue about this after 100 years of more scientific progress.
#178 - 4chan refugee (01/12/2014) [-]
Well, it's been observed and empirically verified that every other galaxy seems to be moving away from us. Whether or not metric expansion is an accurate model is questionable but by far our best idea.
#13 - needs a "so long ********* !" 01/11/2014 on that's one way to do it +20
#1 - i don't know why but i kind of expected her arm to snap horrib…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Using public bathroom 0
User avatar #12 - Silver Quantum (01/12/2014) [-]
if there was ever a risk of that happening, she wouldn't be there in the first place
#2 - include (01/11/2014) [-]
Watching Final Destination lately.
#26 - why not both? 01/11/2014 on Clever Disney! +2
#639 - and everyone was mad, the end 01/11/2014 on Shrekis Kill 0
#576 - im calling fake on this but whatever.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Shrekis Kill 0
User avatar #623 - zzforrest (01/11/2014) [-]
Actually he was permabanned and the ban reason did say "go away -admin", I saw it the other day when shrekis was complaining from one of his alts.
User avatar #639 - ompalomper (01/11/2014) [-]
#7 - i have no idea why this almost made me cry i have no …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Hey Neighbor +41
User avatar #12 - kanatana (01/10/2014) [-]
Fred Rogers is pretty much to children what the Pope is to Catholics. He's the closest thing to a perfect human being that has ever existed in this world.
#11 - ryokufox (01/10/2014) [-]
he was the guy that won the ultimate showdown
#24 - marcusvega (01/10/2014) [-]
Aye he fought bravely
#255 - sure you can have them you little whore, go buy something nice.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on hotpost's profile 0
User avatar #256 - hotpost (01/10/2014) [-]
thanks man!
#1585 - 19 male sweden proud owner of a penis straight… 01/10/2014 on FJ poll +2
#8 - culprit's face when 01/06/2014 on Watermelon +4
#31 - Picture 01/06/2014 on Confirmed 0
#911 - must be some kind of homosexual cancer then 01/06/2014 on Cancer +1
#4 - best. reply. ever 01/01/2014 on Good Advice +1

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#116 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
#33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#14 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - 4chan refugee (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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