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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:7/31/2016
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#34 - i thought it was a term for workout/run/whatever until you throw up.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/03/2016 on ARMY STORIES: PIZZA PARTY +58
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#175 - bigmanfifty (04/04/2016) [-]
anal rape
#94 - zayinzetaseven (04/04/2016) [-]
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**zayinzetaseven rolled image**i think the term is "Corrective Exercise"
#112 - mikethemerciless (04/04/2016) [-]
No it's "smokiny."
#130 - zayinzetaseven (04/04/2016) [-]
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**zayinzetaseven rolled image**not in the new army.....anymore they can only make you do 10 pushups at a time how long you hold those push-ups is a different matter and you get "time out" cards where you can cry about how much your life sucks
#232 - sausydangles (04/04/2016) [-]
The new army hasn't hit the infantry and thank all the gods of war that it hasn't.
#283 - zayinzetaseven (04/05/2016) [-]
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**zayinzetaseven rolled image**Ft Benning best Fort
#33 - that is a bit assumptive could be that he simply told…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2016 on ARMY STORIES: PIZZA PARTY +31
#182 - anon (04/04/2016) [-]
You're very optimistic. Well done.
#10 - >when nami has the arlong tattoo removed and it leaves a sc… 04/03/2016 on New Gun Control Laws +24
#79 - belt of giant's strength & enlarge person "t… 04/03/2016 on I Dont Remember This In... +1
#5 - I'm not going to directly go against you but if you can't find…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2016 on anon wants to play an mmo +37
#29 - anon (04/03/2016) [-]
>I'm not going to directly go against you but if you can't find joy in spending quality time with his kids then i really question why he would have them in the first place.

Probably because they enjoyed fucking and didn't want to kill people to make their life easier.
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#35 - Killerwale (04/03/2016) [-]
condoms, birth control, like okay, we don't live in a world where being slightly responsible is fucking impossible, like shiet meng if people want to fuck without the need to worry about kids and condoms get a freaking fleshlight or wait for those fancy ass sex bots to come out in the next 10 - 15 years, but if you need a human counterpart then shiet spare a few extra $$ for condoms and lube or birth control
#7 - welcomemat (04/02/2016) [-]
Plot twist: They aren't even his kids
#3 - ok, 1) the whole thing is basically dead at this point. we dun… 04/02/2016 on Gamergate After Two Years +7
#11 - jesus christ that last one just demonstrates the true inferior…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2016 on 3 vids about SJWislam +1
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#24 - Greevon (04/03/2016) [-]
I wanna be on the shiny fame box too
#22 - notmadguy (04/03/2016) [-]
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**notmadguy rolled image** Any kind of people from anywhere will do this, if they understand what television is. Stop being fucking racist bro. I don't like these shitskins as much as anyone, but that's a dumb argument.
#14 - what the actual ****. 04/02/2016 on 4chin pepsi +1
#18 - now now. these where students not "refugees". it doe… 04/02/2016 on Why people call them rapugees 0
#33 - Comment deleted 04/02/2016 on Mother's Hand 0