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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:8/20/2014
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#152 - **ompalomper rolled a random image posted in comment #113 a… 12/01/2013 on Check Description +1
#35 - that just means she wasn't the one and that the one is still out there  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2013 on Forever together +1
#340 - anonymous (12/02/2013) [-]
Bitch nigga xjosequeervox is girl, and SHE left the guy. Also she's a slut apparently.
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#25 - **ompalomper rolled a random image posted in comment #91710 … 12/01/2013 on Full of ordinary people +4
#34 - pride of the British nation 12/01/2013 on The Queen +4
#34 - ARE YOU INSANE!?! 12/01/2013 on What is the word? +1
#46 - surprising fact, if you took all the people in the world and l…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2013 on Feels 0
#63 - Lezander (12/01/2013) [-]
America is an irradiated wasteland. Within it lies a city. Outside the boundary walls, a desert. A cursed earth. Inside the walls, a cursed city, stretching from Boston to Washington D.C. An unbroken concrete landscape. 800 million people living in the ruin of the old world and the mega structures of the new one. Mega blocks. Mega highways. Mega City One. Convulsing. Choking. Breaking under its own weight. Citizens in fear of the street. The gun. The gang. Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos: the men and women of the Hall of Justice. Juries. Executioners. Judges.
User avatar #97 - Spavaloo (12/01/2013) [-]
We need another one of those movies.
#139 - Lezander (12/01/2013) [-]
Dredd is under-rated as fuck. Not many people I know have seen it, but everyone who has says it's amazing.
User avatar #251 - pokemonstheshiz (12/02/2013) [-]
It was really cool. There were parts that were overdone and such, but that's with any action movie that's simply intended for fun. The movie was enjoyable for sure though.
User avatar #52 - plumotje (12/01/2013) [-]
but if nobody died, then how long would it take for the area to become the entire universe?
#33 - what i saw i can't be the only one  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2013 on How I feel when I play games 0
#55 - turretbuddy (12/01/2013) [-]
#12 - i read this with the sound of a hundred daemonic voices whispe… 11/30/2013 on The Last Princess. +2
#78 - good enough for me, back in 10 11/30/2013 on Opinions +1
#77 - **ompalomper rolls 5** should i go masturbate to homosexual …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2013 on Opinions +1
User avatar #78 - ompalomper (11/30/2013) [-]
good enough for me, back in 10
#76 - **ompalomper rolls 4** so i must go fap to gay porn?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Opinions +1
User avatar #77 - ompalomper (11/30/2013) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 5** should i go masturbate to homosexual pornography?
User avatar #78 - ompalomper (11/30/2013) [-]
good enough for me, back in 10
#74 - **ompalomper rolls 7** should i fap now?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Opinions +1
User avatar #76 - ompalomper (11/30/2013) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 4** so i must go fap to gay porn?
User avatar #77 - ompalomper (11/30/2013) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 5** should i go masturbate to homosexual pornography?
User avatar #78 - ompalomper (11/30/2013) [-]
good enough for me, back in 10
#75 - ffinfinity (11/30/2013) [-]
That wasn't a no
#73 - i personally like this version better but i respect the fact t… 11/30/2013 on Opinions +3
#17 - in that case i want to give the programmer of that a big hi-five 11/30/2013 on Animation nowadays +8
#6 - THE HORROR!!! 11/30/2013 on The Last Princess. +1
#5 - **ompalomper rolled a random image posted in comment #497 a…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2013 on The Last Princess. +7
User avatar #11 - newsuperyoshi (11/30/2013) [-]
Diney worl!
User avatar #12 - ompalomper (11/30/2013) [-]
i read this with the sound of a hundred daemonic voices whispering ominously.

it was so fucking ridiculous that couldn't not laugh
User avatar #6 - ompalomper (11/30/2013) [-]
THE HORROR!!!
#4 - *roll image*  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2013 on The Last Princess. +1
#5 - ompalomper (11/30/2013) [-]
**ompalomper rolled a random image posted in comment #497 at FML **
THE SHAME!!!!
User avatar #11 - newsuperyoshi (11/30/2013) [-]
Diney worl!
User avatar #12 - ompalomper (11/30/2013) [-]
i read this with the sound of a hundred daemonic voices whispering ominously.

it was so fucking ridiculous that couldn't not laugh
User avatar #6 - ompalomper (11/30/2013) [-]
THE HORROR!!!
#66 - true, i live in sweden so the only time i have shoot a gun was…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2013 on You monster 0
User avatar #67 - ponybutts (11/30/2013) [-]
night night
#63 - i would not totally agree with you. i taught me that i really …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2013 on You monster 0
User avatar #65 - ponybutts (11/30/2013) [-]
if you were raised with it being normal to kill people you prob would think otherwise.. not sure though, but i'm pretty sure how we were raised have a lot to say about a bunch of things
User avatar #66 - ompalomper (11/30/2013) [-]
true, i live in sweden so the only time i have shoot a gun was at a trap range.

it was a birthday gift that i enjoyed very much, though my shoulder was sore as piss afterwards from me not really knowing you have to really pres the shoulder against the bloody thing

... hmm i must be more tired then i thought. i tend to start rameling when im tired, dunno why

and im doing it again. dammit

good night
User avatar #67 - ponybutts (11/30/2013) [-]
night night
#61 - think of it this way. by being forced to do the act you can se… 11/30/2013 on You monster 0
#58 - thing is, i had a friend that didn't. we both bought the game …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2013 on You monster +2
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#34 - this makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. which is quite od…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2013 on SNEKS +4
#40 - miia (11/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #90 - pwnfrnzy (11/30/2013) [-]
I want one.
User avatar #64 - aulubear (11/30/2013) [-]
I don't know how to feel about this.
#6 - then again, if we are talking realistic then no, it doesn't ge…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Birdturday? +12
#10 - kandazz (11/30/2013) [-]
They could be wearing flannel and sporting a beard of epicness.
#12 - zaxzwim (11/30/2013) [-]
took me half a minute
User avatar #30 - kandazz (11/30/2013) [-]
Thank you kind sir.
User avatar #31 - zaxzwim (11/30/2013) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #26 - tooneyman (11/30/2013) [-]
super wizard? more like ICE-KING
User avatar #11 - kandazz (11/30/2013) [-]
Saved the god damned thumbnail.
#5 - while drinking beer, while having sex, while lifting, while sm…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Birdturday? +12
User avatar #6 - ompalomper (11/29/2013) [-]
then again, if we are talking realistic then no, it doesn't get much manlier then that
#10 - kandazz (11/30/2013) [-]
They could be wearing flannel and sporting a beard of epicness.
#12 - zaxzwim (11/30/2013) [-]
took me half a minute
User avatar #30 - kandazz (11/30/2013) [-]
Thank you kind sir.
User avatar #31 - zaxzwim (11/30/2013) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #26 - tooneyman (11/30/2013) [-]
super wizard? more like ICE-KING
User avatar #11 - kandazz (11/30/2013) [-]
Saved the god damned thumbnail.
#14 - getting real tired of your **** dad  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on When a dad is alone with... +12
#17 - minnesotaids (11/30/2013) [-]
That baby looks like mark Wahlberg.

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#116 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
#33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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