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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:9/20/2014
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#21 - AND SHE IS THE MOST HERETICAL BEING THIS SIDE OF THE EYE OF TERROR 01/22/2014 on are you a wizard? +2
#18 - Picture 01/22/2014 on Making new friends on the... +1
#85 - sweden here, we have them too still have it in the attic 01/22/2014 on do you fucking remember this? 0
#36 - this... this is amazing i must know how it continues! 01/22/2014 on Adventures of Dickborn 2 0
#58 - words can't really express how much i love these so h… 01/22/2014 on The Thankful Youth 0
#7 - "if i find myself working in"  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on That awkward moment when... +4
#8 - angelusprimus (01/22/2014) [-]
doh!
#5 - if i ever find myself working in a cinema or a resturant i wil…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2014 on That awkward moment when... +2
#6 - angelusprimus (01/22/2014) [-]
Yes, so much messing. Because they don't hear that fifty times a day.
you major joker you.
User avatar #7 - ompalomper (01/22/2014) [-]
"if i find myself working in"
#8 - angelusprimus (01/22/2014) [-]
doh!
#68 - >man >not horny  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on equal to the spoon hump +64
#202 - thoughtspot (01/22/2014) [-]
#24 - it has been 40 min since your comment. i suspect ther…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2014 on Iron Man and Samus +49
User avatar #26 - angreif (01/21/2014) [-]
nah, at least 20
User avatar #54 - yologdog (01/22/2014) [-]
I'm halfway through mine, It's a doozy.
User avatar #60 - angreif (01/22/2014) [-]
oh, well, don't forget to share with the rest of the class.
#23 - ******* PRETTY MARINES STOP YOUR U…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on Iron Man and Samus +4
User avatar #59 - enkmaster (01/22/2014) [-]
Nigga thats a Grey Knight. Image might not make sense or be possible, but disrespect their image and you'll get dropped into a city and some Kriegans gon get told to shell.
#84 - you are a good man for sharing these looking forward to more 01/21/2014 on The mother daughter tag team +2
#82 - we have gotten a taste, and now we want more 01/21/2014 on The mother daughter tag team 0
#81 - ms paint a black box on your face and put a sandwich on your h… 01/21/2014 on The mother daughter tag team 0
#11 - "Ah don't give a fok! Ah box for england!" …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/21/2014 on Not this again +61
User avatar #31 - randomituseddie (01/22/2014) [-]
they're lucky it was a prank or he would've ripped their fucking heads off.
User avatar #32 - hammarhead (01/22/2014) [-]
honestly if this was an actual mobster and he had a gun he woulda fucked him up
User avatar #33 - randomituseddie (01/22/2014) [-]
very true, i just like how he said that at the end
User avatar #34 - hammarhead (01/22/2014) [-]
agreed. Not sure if he's a hero or a dumbass or just an ass, if I'm honest.
User avatar #59 - ipartywithpedobear (01/22/2014) [-]
i think he's just trying to look tough
User avatar #35 - randomituseddie (01/22/2014) [-]
i think maybe a mix of all three, he is certainly humourless. also thinking about it, i doubt a real mobster would do work in a lift but instant reactions don't often allow for logic.
User avatar #40 - hammarhead (01/22/2014) [-]
excellent points.
#9 - "oh good, they are still there"  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on Not this again +155
User avatar #57 - IcyDeadPeople (01/22/2014) [-]
your fuckin comment made me laugh harder than the gif
#19 - and jet again we have proven the forty third rule of the inter… 01/21/2014 on So Adorable +1
#27 - still the most glorious D&D story i have read on /tg/ … 01/21/2014 on The Barbarian Roll +9
#26 - i remember reading this before. just as good the seco… 01/21/2014 on The Barbarian Roll +1
#221 - i am swedish so the swedish erotica seems like a must read 01/21/2014 on One in the hand, is worth... +1
#26 - ***** that's a wasp  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on Bee in Your Mouth +36
#70 - ilikecows (01/21/2014) [-]
That's like a floating Nuclear Bomb on a string


Is there anything more terrifying?
#136 - ******* beautiful 01/20/2014 on fuck your controller 0
#20 - ******* loved that movie 01/20/2014 on Fixing bugs in code 0
#15 - finally, a contraption powered by racism.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on Acme corporation +1
#19 - Lolzster (01/20/2014) [-]
#1 - famous last words... wait until i get the c… 01/18/2014 on Cause no good story starts... +9
#56 - nope, it's colored like applejack (another pony) does… 01/18/2014 on Is this cringe worthy? +2

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#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
#33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - 4chan refugee (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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