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#62 - reporting in 02/03/2014 on Black People Tired Of Your... +1
#18 - that poor computer 02/03/2014 on IE 0
#136 - here is some proof of the opposite: 02/03/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 10 0
#133 - trust me, there are 02/03/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 10 +2
#27 - Picture 02/03/2014 on AoT: Snow White 0
#137 - this while starting to dance 'Cause I've got… 02/03/2014 on well done teaching 0
#10 - just keep calm twilight just keep calm and think of w… 02/03/2014 on Fuck Me God +15
#35 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Step 1: Find a Hair Clip +1
#52 - europe (02/03/2014) [-]
Wouldn't they, like, feed Khorne with their anger?
User avatar #56 - Encarna (02/03/2014) [-]
Righteous fury is not the same as anger, in the sense that they are driven by loyalty, devotion and zeal, rather than the primal instinct that is anger. Also Khorne doesn't feed on anger, he feeds on killing and murder. In that sense no matter what war you fight, you will feed Khorne, but don't prolong their suffering, or you'll feed Slaanesh and Khorne doesn't want that now does he?
#111 - eh, may i just add that the justin beiber deport one has proba… 02/02/2014 on bieber comp. -1
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on soul park +7
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/02/2014) [-]
#15 - remember the good old days when it took at least a thousand to… 02/02/2014 on Tiger Shark. 0
#7 - well... **** 02/02/2014 on Why did the monkey like the... +9
#120 - THIS GOES BEYOND MERE RAGE 02/02/2014 on effects of feminism part 7263 +5
#77 - im not afraid of puppeteers but i've a nagging fear … 02/02/2014 on Ukraine... +3
#73 - Picture 02/02/2014 on snake +3
#26 - i shall say this and then run WARNING!! THE FOLLOWING… 02/02/2014 on Eeeeeyup +1
#73 - i used to be able to do 10x3 now i only do 10 then 9 then 8  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Do you even Acrophobia? -1
User avatar #106 - thehardcorechimp (02/02/2014) [-]
nice
User avatar #100 - commontroll (02/02/2014) [-]
I know how that feels. My strength has suddenly dropped like crazy for some reason. I used to be able to bust out 18 or 19 in one set. Lately I've been reduced to five.
#24 - i tried. i ******* tried and this is what you giv… 02/01/2014 on So true -1
#19 - CONTROL THYSELF! THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOR PLACE FOR PONIES…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2014 on So true -2
#21 - boomerpyro (02/01/2014) [-]
make yourself a human zone if you cannot survive at common grounds!
#24 - ompalomper (02/01/2014) [-]
i tried. i fucking tried and this is what you give me?

go fuck thyself thou dishonorable wrench!
#16 - then thou shall fornicate with her regardless if she hath give…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/01/2014 on So true -1
#17 - boomerpyro (02/01/2014) [-]
**boomerpyro rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Early animation of Disney's Robin Hood ** "are you a fan of princess Luna too"?
#19 - ompalomper (02/01/2014) [-]
CONTROL THYSELF! THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOR PLACE FOR PONIES!

THE CODEX DICTATES THAT ALL PONY ACTIVITY SHALL BE EXECUTED WITHIN THE MLP ZONE
#21 - boomerpyro (02/01/2014) [-]
make yourself a human zone if you cannot survive at common grounds!
#24 - ompalomper (02/01/2014) [-]
i tried. i fucking tried and this is what you give me?

go fuck thyself thou dishonorable wrench!
#13 - never force stuff on people  [+] (6 new replies) 02/01/2014 on So true 0
User avatar #15 - boomerpyro (02/01/2014) [-]
but if i want to show them how good sex is?
#16 - ompalomper (02/01/2014) [-]
then thou shall fornicate with her regardless if she hath given thou her consent or not
#17 - boomerpyro (02/01/2014) [-]
**boomerpyro rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Early animation of Disney's Robin Hood ** "are you a fan of princess Luna too"?
#19 - ompalomper (02/01/2014) [-]
CONTROL THYSELF! THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOR PLACE FOR PONIES!

THE CODEX DICTATES THAT ALL PONY ACTIVITY SHALL BE EXECUTED WITHIN THE MLP ZONE
#21 - boomerpyro (02/01/2014) [-]
make yourself a human zone if you cannot survive at common grounds!
#24 - ompalomper (02/01/2014) [-]
i tried. i fucking tried and this is what you give me?

go fuck thyself thou dishonorable wrench!
#29 - Comment deleted 02/01/2014 on Please Read +1
#5 - I'll admit. that took longer than I'm proud to admit 02/01/2014 on lionking +52
#89 - fun fact that it sorta relevant but totally useless t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2014 on knight comp 0
User avatar #91 - smellingtomatoes (02/01/2014) [-]
sweden masterrace
#17 - and then the least important bastard in the team will realize … 02/01/2014 on Apparently Satan Owns A Car 0

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#116 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
#33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#14 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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