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ompalomper

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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#12257
Comment Ranking:#784
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#406
Content Thumbs: 646 total,  848 ,  202
Comment Thumbs: 31336 total,  37221 ,  5885
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 51 Content: Sammich eater → Level 52 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 57.6% (576/1000)
Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:1
Content Views:47401
Times Content Favorited:166 times
Total Comments Made:8849
FJ Points:10796
Favorite Tags: are (2) | lol (2) | story (2) | The Game (2)

latest user's comments

#36 - earth, giant, humanoid, vitality prowess, physical prowess, en…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on post your land below 0
User avatar #39 - ompalomper (08/27/2014) [-]
minions: average + humanoid and giant + elemental
User avatar #40 - ompalomper (08/27/2014) [-]
so basically a giant warrior lord with a dragon general and a council of one of every lieutenant class, benevolently ruling over the rich-as-fuck underground nation that values good smithing and battle prowess.
#31 - you have 8 perk points 08/27/2014 on post your land below 0
#2 - i have now seen a 10/10 08/27/2014 on Scarlett Jo And Jen Law... +9
#16 - now that is ******* oldschool 08/27/2014 on One of the first things I... +1
#142 - the bloody robot that just sounds so ******* B-list 08/27/2014 on It Kinda works 0
#70 - so about 4 inches taller that me and 4 kilos heavier. … 08/27/2014 on I never saw this... 0
#31 - "take that nature!" 08/27/2014 on National Geographic photo... 0
#256 - Comment deleted 08/27/2014 on Ask Carlos +1
#147 - you are a real life internet hero. hails and salutati… 08/27/2014 on War Declaration on femanazis +1
#9571775 - Picture 08/27/2014 on Autism Board 0
#38 - gay 08/26/2014 on thighs of steel +151
#17 - i am pleased to report that i did not pop a boner so …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on MyLawyerMadeMeChangeTheName... -4
User avatar #21 - gragasvlad (08/26/2014) [-]
just post a bible they are supposed to remove gayness or something like that.
User avatar #22 - bible (08/26/2014) [-]
Nope.
#194 - yeah, i found him funny at first but now i have just stopped w… 08/26/2014 on The power of Oculus Rift 0
#86 - no **** no i reject that i ever saw that 08/25/2014 on What is love +1
#35 - >pony >100+ thumbs wat  [+] (9 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Cold water +65
User avatar #38 - swagfagit (08/24/2014) [-]
THE PONYS HAVE RISED UP!!! RUN BACK TO THE REAL WORLD BEFORE THEY CONVERT YOU
#110 - fistmyass (08/25/2014) [-]
And let them have fj to themselves? Fuck that. I'm staying.
#36 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
Bitches like Scootaloo.
User avatar #43 - nought (08/24/2014) [-]
scootscootSCOOTALOO!
#44 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
Not a chicken...
#47 - nought (08/24/2014) [-]
You'll always be a chicken to me
#79 - atoaster (08/25/2014) [-]
That was pretty horrifying to read.
User avatar #72 - assassindash (08/24/2014) [-]
Scootaloo is not a chicken you filthy fucking dodo.
User avatar #46 - twitwi (08/24/2014) [-]
#85 - best comment i have seen in ages 08/24/2014 on Failed revenge +11
#301 - glorious 08/24/2014 on :) +2
#547 - no ...wait 08/23/2014 on Comment and you win 0
#60 - dat roll 08/23/2014 on Let me guess... +1
#243 - Thanks Aristocrat! 08/23/2014 on We're relevant! +5
#64 - this is why i will always fear 4chan. 08/22/2014 on Are you a wizard? +1
#79 - huh, the more you know 08/22/2014 on guns +1
#60 - shoot the father and claim temporal insanity, not a single jur…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2014 on guns 0
User avatar #81 - dartharc (08/23/2014) [-]
"Temporal insanity" So you're going to travel through time while insane?
User avatar #71 - captainstinkypinky (08/22/2014) [-]
depending on where he is, insanity may not get him out of jail. Here in PA, if you claim insanity and are found guilty of the crime, its considered "Guilty but insane", which basically means you sit in an institution until you're considered mentally able to serve your punishment, then you serve your sentence (or retrial, or whatever)
User avatar #79 - ompalomper (08/22/2014) [-]
huh, the more you know
User avatar #70 - zoologyexplain (08/21/2014) [-]
Not temporary insanity if it's posted on the internet first. It becomes premeditated.
#150 - you have a point, i should actually do my part and make sure n… 08/21/2014 on Bronies 0
#102 - what? yes, yes the bastard isded like all hell. they …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on PC Physics +2
User avatar #195 - europe (08/22/2014) [-]
I'm quite certain I've seen the guy on tosh.o
User avatar #188 - lubeworm (08/22/2014) [-]
No, this clip is commonly misused in that way, dishonest but effective
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
#33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#14 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - Ken M (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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