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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:7/24/2016
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#232 - Which letter is missing? W Double u  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2016 on fuck Funnyjunk 0
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#233 - adamspacebar (06/30/2016) [-]
thanks
#165 - ****, i made the joke too late 06/29/2016 on fuck Funnyjunk 0
#164 - nyehehehehe  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2016 on fuck Funnyjunk +4
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#202 - adamspacebar (06/30/2016) [-]
i dont get it
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#232 - ompalomper (06/30/2016) [-]
Which letter is missing?
W
Double u
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#233 - adamspacebar (06/30/2016) [-]
thanks
#168 - dxdwizard (06/29/2016) [-]
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#178 - herrklaus (06/29/2016) [-]
source?
#58 - oh my jesus 06/29/2016 on Hand holding comp +2
#1 - Mei, Zarya and Mercy? get buff, no risk for injury an… 06/28/2016 on Overwatch CYOA +2
#3 - >cousin passes out >first instinct is to sniff her …  [+] (16 new replies) 06/28/2016 on Robot receives no help from... +493
#78 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
dad's girlfriends neice

not cousins
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#49 - concetrationcamp (06/29/2016) [-]
just a little hint: this whole story is made up
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#46 - advice (06/29/2016) [-]
robots really should just give up.
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#53 - kinginthenorth (06/29/2016) [-]
robots most likely have given up
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#28 - SoraDono (06/29/2016) [-]
most of the time is bad upbringing

i would've ended up a robot if it wasn't for a few people in school that took pity on me and started hanging out with me and through them i learned to join the social norm because god knows i didn't learn shit from my parents
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#73 - iamnotmighty (06/29/2016) [-]
Same here, in my case it was just one friend but that guy pulled me out of the path i was going down and taught me how to be a decent person. I can definitely see how someone got stuck like this, still tho.......
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#9 - ssjkirby (06/28/2016) [-]
His dad's girlfriend's niece. Not his cousin by blood or marriage.

Still creepy AF
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#8 - xdiabolicx (06/28/2016) [-]
>Dad's gf's niece

They aren't even related by marriage let alone blood. Still creepy as fuck tho.
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#11 - ssjkirby (06/28/2016) [-]
Holy shit we made the same comment at the same time well yours was slightly sooner
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#12 - xdiabolicx (06/28/2016) [-]
That's some twilight shit right there.
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#27 - edmin (06/29/2016) [-]
You are now brothers.
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#45 - advice (06/29/2016) [-]
they must now suck each other's dicks
#47 - edmin (06/29/2016) [-]
**edmin used "*roll picture*"**
**edmin rolled image**

Now THAT'S some good advice.
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#86 - xdiabolicx (06/29/2016) [-]
Truly an underrated roll.
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#48 - hotschurl (06/29/2016) [-]
sweetroll.jpg
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#4 - itssakamoto (06/28/2016) [-]
Well, I don't gonna lie, I don't have a foot fetish for nothing...
#9 - Like most national feuds start. A few too many genocides, pill… 06/27/2016 on gook fight happens on /pol/ +3
#1400 - **ompalomper used "*roll picture*"** **ompalomper rolled i… 06/27/2016 on Hey anon, what are you... 0
#102 - >the SJW pleaser to keep the feminist hordes away …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2016 on Horns up. +5
#114 - toaofmemory (06/27/2016) [-]
That whole game was an SJW fest. They even changed lore to do so . That's why I dropped the series. Same goes for Borderlands.
RIP Bioware
RIP Gearbox
#63 - There is a joke in there that I'm thankfully not going to make. 06/27/2016 on Giant Dad 76 0