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ompalomper

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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:5/29/2015
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Content Ranking:#11573
Comment Ranking:#916
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#406
Content Thumbs: 646 total,  848 ,  202
Comment Thumbs: 31790 total,  37689 ,  5899
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 51 Content: Sammich eater → Level 52 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 90.4% (904/1000)
Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:1
Content Views:47438
Times Content Favorited:166 times
Total Comments Made:8941
FJ Points:11125
Favorite Tags: are (2) | lol (2) | story (2) | The Game (2)

latest user's comments

#181 - Damn, you have a point. Makes me wonder if there is s…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Heroes +2
User avatar #183 - shadowstepone (05/05/2015) [-]
I've only ever known people with 2/3. There was one who was pretty close, but i later discovered that her favorite past-time was literally judging strangers.
#190 - lordroscor (05/05/2015) [-]
So you judged her on judging people, logic seems flawless
User avatar #305 - shadowstepone (05/05/2015) [-]
She judged people on appearance alone. I judged her after knowing her personality for years.
#176 - Let's be fair, everyone ever are kinda total dicks.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Heroes +21
#180 - shadowstepone (05/05/2015) [-]
some of those people have boobs, or make video games
User avatar #181 - ompalomper (05/05/2015) [-]
Damn, you have a point.

Makes me wonder if there is such a being that has boobs, makes video games and isn't a total dick.
User avatar #183 - shadowstepone (05/05/2015) [-]
I've only ever known people with 2/3. There was one who was pretty close, but i later discovered that her favorite past-time was literally judging strangers.
#190 - lordroscor (05/05/2015) [-]
So you judged her on judging people, logic seems flawless
User avatar #305 - shadowstepone (05/05/2015) [-]
She judged people on appearance alone. I judged her after knowing her personality for years.
#36 - On the plus side, she won't be claustrophobic 05/05/2015 on Legos 0
#69 - there is something fundamentally wrong with these people 05/03/2015 on Food Compilation 1/1 +2
#129 - ******* ... ugh now that is a fat, disgusting … 05/03/2015 on Based Dominos +3
#23 - **** me that was some horrifying **** b… 05/03/2015 on Kenji warned us +1
#52 - 100% human breast milk  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Based Dominos +1
User avatar #61 - OtisMcWonderful (05/03/2015) [-]
Human cheese sounds kind of good, actually.
#125 - Absolute Madman (05/03/2015) [-]
your moms cheese sounds good
#49 - we should forbit it at every chance we can so that the faggots…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Based Dominos +11
#89 - allnamesareused (05/03/2015) [-]
I dont think it intended for us too eat 1 billion calories a day but i agree.
User avatar #100 - Cobaltsushi (05/03/2015) [-]
Its not even possible to consume a billion calories before you die
User avatar #129 - ompalomper (05/03/2015) [-]
fucking... ugh

now that is a fat, disgusting fuck
User avatar #109 - Cobaltsushi (05/03/2015) [-]
No you can't, shut up, that video was absolutely repulsive
#112 - allnamesareused (05/03/2015) [-]
Fine
I dont think it intended for us too eat 5000 calories a day but i agree.
User avatar #146 - Yukimaru (05/03/2015) [-]
The ration packs in the Canadian military are 3000 calories each and you eat 3 a day when in the field. That is 9000 calories and you burn it all with that much exercise.
#261 - allnamesareused (05/04/2015) [-]
Yea but they exercise a shit ton,regular ppl dont exercise that much.
#92 - i didn't know toothless could see ghosts  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Dragon +22
#105 - yiffcario has deleted their comment.
#103 - zenexazure (05/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #102 - doopleganger (05/02/2015) [-]
oh man go fuck yourself I cried like a baby when he died
#97 - iphoneguy (05/02/2015) [-]
you just had to remind me
#96 - dukeofmordor (05/02/2015) [-]
#63 - god ******* dammit 05/01/2015 on Poacher Hunter +21
#62 - Comment deleted 05/01/2015 on Poacher Hunter 0
#224 - sometimes it's nice to read a really cliché story af… 05/01/2015 on Henshin Ganbo - Desire for... +3
#81 - i resent the milking claim since FNAF 4 is confirmed to be the… 04/30/2015 on sassyminx 0
#73 - good to know. i just thought it was funny &q… 04/30/2015 on Time to riot, right? 0
#21 - it just means she wasn't the right one. or if she was, you wil… 04/29/2015 on completion +7
#120 - im swedish so i can't technically nominate this one but i will… 04/29/2015 on 9 foreign films worth... +1
#76 - i first thought it was face cus the badge looks like this rare pepe  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on Opression 0
User avatar #78 - arrowed (04/29/2015) [-]
well fuck me we said the same thing
#288 - never argued againt that. it was a bloody scam 04/28/2015 on WE DID IT 0
#35 - probably some long word with a lot of consonants 04/28/2015 on Strangest of Strange... +16
#23 - just search 19 days and you should find it i think 04/28/2015 on 19 days again 0
#10 - ... son, you are going to basic. there you will get the faggot…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Parenting +23
User avatar #16 - thathorse (04/28/2015) [-]
Then he joins the Navy where the faggots drill into him
User avatar #60 - englishtallybopper (04/28/2015) [-]
id rather my son be a homo than a faggot
User avatar #83 - thathorse (04/28/2015) [-]
What if he's both?
User avatar #37 - catburglarpenis (04/28/2015) [-]
Hey, I was in the Navy for four years and I take offense to the lack of nudes you've sent me lately!
User avatar #81 - thathorse (04/28/2015) [-]
Hey, hey.... there's a queue you gotta wait your turn
#27 - Usopp still needs to work out 04/28/2015 on Bodybuilders be like +4
#12 - that magnificent *SMACK* that glorious end pose … 04/28/2015 on ballet vs bully +18
#20 - have they ****** yet? im not following this closer than…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on 19 days again +1
User avatar #22 - egosumproxi (04/28/2015) [-]
Where do they come from and how often do they update, because I'm also curious.
User avatar #23 - ompalomper (04/28/2015) [-]
just search 19 days and you should find it i think
#135 - 45% to Bethesda or whatever abusive parent company they have t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on WE DID IT 0
#256 - Absolute Madman (04/28/2015) [-]
Doesn't change that the modders still only get 25%, which is definitely never going to be enough to work full-time on a mod, no matter how successful.
User avatar #288 - ompalomper (04/28/2015) [-]
never argued againt that. it was a bloody scam
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#116 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
#33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - Absolute Madman (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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