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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
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Comment Ranking:#970
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#406
Content Thumbs: 648 total,  844 ,  196
Comment Thumbs: 27148 total,  32573 ,  5425
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 51 Content: Sammich eater → Level 52 Content: Sammich eater
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Level 324 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Content Views:46096
Times Content Favorited:165 times
Total Comments Made:8092
FJ Points:7750
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#24 - i am going to regret this but here ******* goes 12/07/2014 on What a hell 0
#36 - glorious 12/07/2014 on that's nice honey +1
#30 - as they released the DLC they could feel a soft rumbling of th… 12/07/2014 on I Am Bread +1
#91 - dat is gud you glorious bastard, i laughed 12/07/2014 on have another +1
#86 - u did gud now draw dis  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on have another 0
#89 - twistingcogs (12/07/2014) [-]
is dis gud
#91 - ompalomper (12/07/2014) [-]
dat is gud you glorious bastard, i laughed
#23 - learn how to throw non-contrived curve balls. if nothing else … 12/07/2014 on What Happens When... 0
#22 - void PROSTATE cancer the goddesses can just get heart…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on What Happens When... 0
User avatar #25 - enemyoftrn (12/07/2014) [-]
Spare the Goddesses. If we can depower them, take away most of their power, except their beauty and eternal youth and life, we can enslave the goddesses. Make them an immortal sex slave. The gods can go rot for all I care. Its not like every eon where SCIENCE HERO mortal can enslave an entire pantheon of sexy goddesses. And sex em up.
#57 - isn't the description a wonderful thing?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Clint Eastwood +2
#63 - gerfox (12/07/2014) [-]
The description says Gran Turismo, which is a racing game.
#17 - you know there is no hope when your commissar *BLAM*'s himself 12/07/2014 on Engineers gone wild +1
#17 - how the imperium views the starwars universe +no eye …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Respect +10
#126 - ComradeBritish (12/07/2014) [-]
This is my kind of place.
#18 - iamabunwolf (12/07/2014) [-]
#88 - it isn't really that that is the problem, it is that for every… 12/07/2014 on nice job 0
#82 - someone educate me here, would the standard firearm carried by…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on nice job +4
#115 - anonymous (12/07/2014) [-]
Maybe; if it hit any of his ribs, which it probably did, then I doubt the round would go all the way through him.
#79 - they shot a TAZED 18 year old on 90-100 lb with a SCREWDRIVER … 12/07/2014 on nice job 0
#79 - ok, i get it, for some reason you have decided to *****… 12/06/2014 on Australian Problems Pt 7 +1
#128 - enjoy your turn on the hobbling wheel but i must ask you just … 12/06/2014 on Feminazis in D&D 0
#114 - you admin, are cool 12/05/2014 on my D&D roll ideas 0
#2 - there is this whole conspiracy about there being mermaids and … 12/05/2014 on Mermaids? 0
#28 - i need the rest of this thread for science 12/05/2014 on Light weight baby 0
#150 - if we are being completely honest here, it really isn't possib… 12/05/2014 on What a Twist! +4
#271 - if this was anything else i would just take it as a group that… 12/05/2014 on Tumblr Hate Mob VS... 0
#4 - dude, thanks for the notice. 12/05/2014 on all mlp comics! and a good... +2
#149 - everyone is a newfag at some point. in everything there is in … 12/04/2014 on Im about to go under so... +1
#62 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Make cat girls, not war +10
#96 - samxdaxman (12/04/2014) [-]
Why the fuck does she have human and cat ears? Why would you need 4 ears?
#138 - senjougahara (12/04/2014) [-]
The animal ears actually serve a different purpose in this case aside from hearing. They can pick up frequencies like radiowaves and shit
User avatar #122 - blokrokker (12/04/2014) [-]
Better sound location? It's like triangulation but with four points rather than three!
User avatar #134 - samxdaxman (12/04/2014) [-]
So quadrangulation? Still seems pretty pointless.
User avatar #135 - blokrokker (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's what I was thinking of. But shit, I'm not Japanese, I can't understand how they operate.
#44 - why the **** does your malteser knock-off's come …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Maltesers 0
User avatar #94 - capslockrage (12/04/2014) [-]
Actually maltesers are the knock offs, and because they are more fun in a milk carton

still a mediocre candy though
#203 - well then 12/04/2014 on Meme Game 0

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User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#116 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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