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#1 - finally, i have been waiting for this to appear again 08/28/2014 on Visions of hell 0
#73 - to truly hate something you must understand it. only … 08/28/2014 on basically 0
#100 - that was damn good 08/28/2014 on Physics in a nutshell 0
#61 - ohgodpleasenotagain 08/28/2014 on Femenist story +1
#89 - sound pretty awesome. also shows how differently people can th… 08/28/2014 on CYOA Marathon of DOOM 0
#88 - that glorious feel when someone validates your work a…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2014 on CYOA Marathon of DOOM 0
User avatar #90 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
Ok man here I go. I had to mash numbers together like a motherfucker to make this ship but I'm proud as hell of this beast of a ship.

Myself:
Name: Aesgard
Origin: Federation Navy
Skills: Advanced Piloting; Advanced Combat; Mind Link; Ship Gunnery (Anti-Matter); Basic Mechanics; Silver Tongue; Basic Mechanics

The Ship:
Name: "Sword of the Void"
Class: Battleship
Manufracturer: Herald

Weapon System:
Front[3]: 3 Anti-matter Cannons (Boosted)
Sides[12L / 12R]: 24 Light Laser cannons (Boosted)

Energy System: 2 Mana Cores
Shield System: Herladic

Special Modules: Active Cloacking; Nano Armor Coating; Digital Attack Dishes; Telepport Jammer; Composition Scanner

Ship Rooms: Crew Cuarters Upgrade, Officers Cuarters; Advanced Infimary; Fancy Mess Hall + Tavern; Hydroponic + Acuaculture; Engineering + 2*Cargo Bay + Vehicle bay + 2*Hangar; Meeting Room + Digital Security; Recreational Room + Observatory; Arsenal; Teleporting Platform; Laboratory + Terraforming
User avatar #91 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
Crew:
Co-pilot & Second in command: Tera en Chasteaux
Engineer: Mirielle Fairley
Doctors: Kelly Moss + Tina Wey
Ship Gunners: Comet
Chef: Vito Lozano
Bartender: Laurie Parsons
Combat & Security: Lt Lenny Laure
Digital Security: Uplink
Scientist: Whilhem von Welch
Archetypes: Androids; Operators

Titles: The Sorcerer; The Traveler

Contracts:
Tier 4: Twin Fangs; Heat ; Search and Rescued; Acheron; Escalation; Fire Grows; This Land; All Aboard Tier 3: Rogue Dornes

I have yet to make the why of all the shit the ship (affectionaedly called "The Assploder") has been throught all that shit but that's for another day; when my brain in a working condition again.
User avatar #92 - ompalomper (08/28/2014) [-]
jesus christ. 3 anti matter cannons?

enemies shit their pants when they are at long range
#93 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
Do not forget the Active camouflage and the blink habilitie that all Herald ships have. Basci tactic with this is blinking bahind the enemy ship and then procced to unleash hell on his ass; hence why I call it the Assploder or the Analhilator.

Captains face when doing that.
#94 - ompalomper (08/28/2014) [-]
enemy captains face when their exhaust port is not prepared
User avatar #96 - warzon (1 hour ago) [-]
"Well there goes my military career"
#32 - bastard got me 08/28/2014 on story time +97
#31 - 0/8 b8 m8.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on story time +74
#158 - spyisspy (08/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #157 - sharklazers (08/28/2014) [-]
if he gets red thumbs, it's actually 10/10 bait
#102 - oh god im sorry. that is NOT a gentle introduction to it … 08/27/2014 on Saint valentines day +4
#77 - Titles: "The Demigod" & "The Harbringe…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/27/2014 on CYOA Marathon of DOOM +1
#81 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
That was pretty cool; if I have time later this day I'll finish the one I'm making and give you a ring when I post it if you are interested on seeing it. In the meantime; have my seal of approval
#88 - ompalomper (08/28/2014) [-]
that glorious feel when someone validates your work

and yes, i would like to see yours
User avatar #90 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
Ok man here I go. I had to mash numbers together like a motherfucker to make this ship but I'm proud as hell of this beast of a ship.

Myself:
Name: Aesgard
Origin: Federation Navy
Skills: Advanced Piloting; Advanced Combat; Mind Link; Ship Gunnery (Anti-Matter); Basic Mechanics; Silver Tongue; Basic Mechanics

The Ship:
Name: "Sword of the Void"
Class: Battleship
Manufracturer: Herald

Weapon System:
Front[3]: 3 Anti-matter Cannons (Boosted)
Sides[12L / 12R]: 24 Light Laser cannons (Boosted)

Energy System: 2 Mana Cores
Shield System: Herladic

Special Modules: Active Cloacking; Nano Armor Coating; Digital Attack Dishes; Telepport Jammer; Composition Scanner

Ship Rooms: Crew Cuarters Upgrade, Officers Cuarters; Advanced Infimary; Fancy Mess Hall + Tavern; Hydroponic + Acuaculture; Engineering + 2*Cargo Bay + Vehicle bay + 2*Hangar; Meeting Room + Digital Security; Recreational Room + Observatory; Arsenal; Teleporting Platform; Laboratory + Terraforming
User avatar #91 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
Crew:
Co-pilot & Second in command: Tera en Chasteaux
Engineer: Mirielle Fairley
Doctors: Kelly Moss + Tina Wey
Ship Gunners: Comet
Chef: Vito Lozano
Bartender: Laurie Parsons
Combat & Security: Lt Lenny Laure
Digital Security: Uplink
Scientist: Whilhem von Welch
Archetypes: Androids; Operators

Titles: The Sorcerer; The Traveler

Contracts:
Tier 4: Twin Fangs; Heat ; Search and Rescued; Acheron; Escalation; Fire Grows; This Land; All Aboard Tier 3: Rogue Dornes

I have yet to make the why of all the shit the ship (affectionaedly called "The Assploder") has been throught all that shit but that's for another day; when my brain in a working condition again.
User avatar #92 - ompalomper (08/28/2014) [-]
jesus christ. 3 anti matter cannons?

enemies shit their pants when they are at long range
#93 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
Do not forget the Active camouflage and the blink habilitie that all Herald ships have. Basci tactic with this is blinking bahind the enemy ship and then procced to unleash hell on his ass; hence why I call it the Assploder or the Analhilator.

Captains face when doing that.
#94 - ompalomper (08/28/2014) [-]
enemy captains face when their exhaust port is not prepared
User avatar #96 - warzon (1 hour ago) [-]
"Well there goes my military career"
#76 - Crew members: Co-pilots/second in command: Lux and Ha…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/27/2014 on CYOA Marathon of DOOM +1
User avatar #77 - ompalomper (08/27/2014) [-]
Titles: "The Demigod" & "The Harbringer"

Contracts:
"Search & rescue"
"The Twin Fangs"
"And the Fire Grows"
"The Acheron"
"This Land"

And that was that. i imagined it as a sort of Mass effect thing only i had a much more advanced ship and went around looking for trouble and pirates to destroy in "self-defense" and then salvage the wreckages. however as you can see from the contracts and titles trouble would find me more often than not and the ship would be in for the fight of their lives on multiple occasions. the entire thing would end with the "This Land" contract, at that point the crew has grown a bond with each other stronger than the ship's shields and become a crew worthy of legend as they have thwarted overwhelming odds and lived to tell the tale. now they own a piece of land on a hospitable planet and have 132 million credits to spend on a well deserved vacation before the call of the unknown takes them on new adventures with several new ships filled with those who want to join the journey.

and holy hell, that was so corny i don't even know half of it. im to tired to be doing this shit.
#81 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
That was pretty cool; if I have time later this day I'll finish the one I'm making and give you a ring when I post it if you are interested on seeing it. In the meantime; have my seal of approval
#88 - ompalomper (08/28/2014) [-]
that glorious feel when someone validates your work

and yes, i would like to see yours
User avatar #90 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
Ok man here I go. I had to mash numbers together like a motherfucker to make this ship but I'm proud as hell of this beast of a ship.

Myself:
Name: Aesgard
Origin: Federation Navy
Skills: Advanced Piloting; Advanced Combat; Mind Link; Ship Gunnery (Anti-Matter); Basic Mechanics; Silver Tongue; Basic Mechanics

The Ship:
Name: "Sword of the Void"
Class: Battleship
Manufracturer: Herald

Weapon System:
Front[3]: 3 Anti-matter Cannons (Boosted)
Sides[12L / 12R]: 24 Light Laser cannons (Boosted)

Energy System: 2 Mana Cores
Shield System: Herladic

Special Modules: Active Cloacking; Nano Armor Coating; Digital Attack Dishes; Telepport Jammer; Composition Scanner

Ship Rooms: Crew Cuarters Upgrade, Officers Cuarters; Advanced Infimary; Fancy Mess Hall + Tavern; Hydroponic + Acuaculture; Engineering + 2*Cargo Bay + Vehicle bay + 2*Hangar; Meeting Room + Digital Security; Recreational Room + Observatory; Arsenal; Teleporting Platform; Laboratory + Terraforming
User avatar #91 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
Crew:
Co-pilot & Second in command: Tera en Chasteaux
Engineer: Mirielle Fairley
Doctors: Kelly Moss + Tina Wey
Ship Gunners: Comet
Chef: Vito Lozano
Bartender: Laurie Parsons
Combat & Security: Lt Lenny Laure
Digital Security: Uplink
Scientist: Whilhem von Welch
Archetypes: Androids; Operators

Titles: The Sorcerer; The Traveler

Contracts:
Tier 4: Twin Fangs; Heat ; Search and Rescued; Acheron; Escalation; Fire Grows; This Land; All Aboard Tier 3: Rogue Dornes

I have yet to make the why of all the shit the ship (affectionaedly called "The Assploder") has been throught all that shit but that's for another day; when my brain in a working condition again.
User avatar #92 - ompalomper (08/28/2014) [-]
jesus christ. 3 anti matter cannons?

enemies shit their pants when they are at long range
#93 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
Do not forget the Active camouflage and the blink habilitie that all Herald ships have. Basci tactic with this is blinking bahind the enemy ship and then procced to unleash hell on his ass; hence why I call it the Assploder or the Analhilator.

Captains face when doing that.
#94 - ompalomper (08/28/2014) [-]
enemy captains face when their exhaust port is not prepared
User avatar #96 - warzon (1 hour ago) [-]
"Well there goes my military career"
#75 - just realized i spent 3 hours on the "star dust" one…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/27/2014 on CYOA Marathon of DOOM +2
User avatar #76 - ompalomper (08/27/2014) [-]
Crew members:
Co-pilots/second in command: Lux and Hailey
Engineers: Arthur Foster and Mireille Fairley
Doctor: Lyra Miralda
Ship gunners: Clara "sun" Howell and Comet
Chef & Bartender: Vito Lozano & Laurie Parsons respectively
Combat & Security: Darrel Wallace (primary internal security). Martin Jenkins, Rooks King and Patch Newton (primary combatants)
Digital security officer: Myself
Scientist: Wilhelm von Welch and Sarah Escher
10 Explorers
2 Researchers
2 Industry labourers
1 Controller
2 Androids
1 Operator
3 Blackhawk elites
4 Civilian workers

continuing.
User avatar #77 - ompalomper (08/27/2014) [-]
Titles: "The Demigod" & "The Harbringer"

Contracts:
"Search & rescue"
"The Twin Fangs"
"And the Fire Grows"
"The Acheron"
"This Land"

And that was that. i imagined it as a sort of Mass effect thing only i had a much more advanced ship and went around looking for trouble and pirates to destroy in "self-defense" and then salvage the wreckages. however as you can see from the contracts and titles trouble would find me more often than not and the ship would be in for the fight of their lives on multiple occasions. the entire thing would end with the "This Land" contract, at that point the crew has grown a bond with each other stronger than the ship's shields and become a crew worthy of legend as they have thwarted overwhelming odds and lived to tell the tale. now they own a piece of land on a hospitable planet and have 132 million credits to spend on a well deserved vacation before the call of the unknown takes them on new adventures with several new ships filled with those who want to join the journey.

and holy hell, that was so corny i don't even know half of it. im to tired to be doing this shit.
#81 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
That was pretty cool; if I have time later this day I'll finish the one I'm making and give you a ring when I post it if you are interested on seeing it. In the meantime; have my seal of approval
#88 - ompalomper (08/28/2014) [-]
that glorious feel when someone validates your work

and yes, i would like to see yours
User avatar #90 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
Ok man here I go. I had to mash numbers together like a motherfucker to make this ship but I'm proud as hell of this beast of a ship.

Myself:
Name: Aesgard
Origin: Federation Navy
Skills: Advanced Piloting; Advanced Combat; Mind Link; Ship Gunnery (Anti-Matter); Basic Mechanics; Silver Tongue; Basic Mechanics

The Ship:
Name: "Sword of the Void"
Class: Battleship
Manufracturer: Herald

Weapon System:
Front[3]: 3 Anti-matter Cannons (Boosted)
Sides[12L / 12R]: 24 Light Laser cannons (Boosted)

Energy System: 2 Mana Cores
Shield System: Herladic

Special Modules: Active Cloacking; Nano Armor Coating; Digital Attack Dishes; Telepport Jammer; Composition Scanner

Ship Rooms: Crew Cuarters Upgrade, Officers Cuarters; Advanced Infimary; Fancy Mess Hall + Tavern; Hydroponic + Acuaculture; Engineering + 2*Cargo Bay + Vehicle bay + 2*Hangar; Meeting Room + Digital Security; Recreational Room + Observatory; Arsenal; Teleporting Platform; Laboratory + Terraforming
User avatar #91 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
Crew:
Co-pilot & Second in command: Tera en Chasteaux
Engineer: Mirielle Fairley
Doctors: Kelly Moss + Tina Wey
Ship Gunners: Comet
Chef: Vito Lozano
Bartender: Laurie Parsons
Combat & Security: Lt Lenny Laure
Digital Security: Uplink
Scientist: Whilhem von Welch
Archetypes: Androids; Operators

Titles: The Sorcerer; The Traveler

Contracts:
Tier 4: Twin Fangs; Heat ; Search and Rescued; Acheron; Escalation; Fire Grows; This Land; All Aboard Tier 3: Rogue Dornes

I have yet to make the why of all the shit the ship (affectionaedly called "The Assploder") has been throught all that shit but that's for another day; when my brain in a working condition again.
User avatar #92 - ompalomper (08/28/2014) [-]
jesus christ. 3 anti matter cannons?

enemies shit their pants when they are at long range
#93 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
Do not forget the Active camouflage and the blink habilitie that all Herald ships have. Basci tactic with this is blinking bahind the enemy ship and then procced to unleash hell on his ass; hence why I call it the Assploder or the Analhilator.

Captains face when doing that.
#94 - ompalomper (08/28/2014) [-]
enemy captains face when their exhaust port is not prepared
User avatar #96 - warzon (1 hour ago) [-]
"Well there goes my military career"
#66 - TL;DR there truly isn't really a specific point in doing i… 08/27/2014 on CYOA Marathon of DOOM +1
#65 - option 1: learn how to be a D&D DM and use it as world. it…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on CYOA Marathon of DOOM +1
User avatar #82 - onefuckingskurut (08/28/2014) [-]
mmm... sounds pretty cool, thanks!
#43 - ok, just, no. is there not some ******* …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Based jontron. +2
#194 - donated (08/27/2014) [-]
It will turn into a situation similar to nuclear fallout.

The gamers and I mean GAMERS who play games instead of bitching about how Tomb Raider makes it sound like all women are thieves.

But the GAMERS will probably divide up into camps. Guarding whatever good developer / honest critic we can find from the wasteland of shit.

But yea. As #56 said. The fires spread so much that their choking eachother at this point. Jontron is a guy I have some respect for giving the middle finger to what we're expected to simply accept.
User avatar #105 - broswagonist (08/27/2014) [-]
But the problem is that's what it might take. There's a chance we might all just be delaying the inevitable and in around a decade or so you'll see the major companies of today collapsing and the industry starting from the bottom like a few decades ago.
User avatar #56 - huntergriff (08/27/2014) [-]
We're working on it...honestly they've pretty much turned against each other, kind of like how the elites split from the covies in halo 2 and halo 3
#42 - yahzee's FW he realizes tim shafer has become a sellout … 08/27/2014 on Based jontron. +1
#6 - you made your account in 2010 and have never read fats mcgee a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on My favorite tard story +1
User avatar #21 - Bruceman (08/28/2014) [-]
I think I have actually but a long time ago, it rings a bell but there's so many tard stories!
#22 - cont. lifestyle upgrade 3 (gonna live the good life while …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on CYOA Marathon of DOOM +1
User avatar #87 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
I present thee The Runed Citadel; school of magic, well of arcana and sanctuary to all knowledge.

Planar Features: Protection 2; Gateways 1
Inhabitants: Population Longevity; Extrahuman Population; Metahuman Population
Technology: Technology Upgrade 6
Magic: Magical Upgrade 5
Society: University; Public Education; Aesthetics; Mystical; Technomagic; Industrial; Secure; Healthy; Sanitation; Infrastructure; Wealthy
Culture: Occult Affinity; Intellectual Affinity; Mechanical Affinity
Enviroment: Cosmic Adjustment; Exceptional Materials; Magical Phenomena; Fauna & Flora 3
Adventure: Dungeons 3
Capital: Lifestyle Upgrade 3; Automatons 2; Influence 1
Personal: Immortality; Spirit Walk; Shape Shift 2; Memory
Powers: Teleportation; Machina Mind; Conjuration; Elementalism 3; Energy Manipulation; Time Manipulation; Nullification; Dominion
Companions: Friendship 1; Waifu 1; Familiar
Ascendence:: Divine Spark; Guidance 2
Complications: Benevolent; Trapped

It is basically a big ass city / university / library with all of it's inhabitants working as researchers and/or professors; it's known in almost all of the multiverse and people respect it's graduates as great savants and magicians. People live really well in the Citadel; having most of their neccesities taken care of by the plane itself; and I have a bunck of powers because what kind of headmaster would I be if I were less than my subordinates? The Friendship and Waifu perks are used to act as the head of each departament of teaching of research. I don't care about being trapped there because I can nerd hard about almost everything there and the benevolent complication alleviated by using my automaton army to fullfill the inhabitants needs, letting them do their job without worries, helping with researches, and making guest apperances in some classes from time to time.
User avatar #89 - ompalomper (08/28/2014) [-]
sound pretty awesome. also shows how differently people can think

i created a super-planet with a "normal" magical society

and you created a small magical utopia of knowledge
#19 - full lightning mage up in this bitch. fire is to destructive f…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/27/2014 on CYOA Marathon of DOOM +3
User avatar #59 - onefuckingskurut (08/27/2014) [-]
How the heck am I supposed to play this? can you gib some advice?
User avatar #83 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
Also you can allways use the Stardust, Conduits and the Power Armor one I posted here www.funnyjunk.com/CYOA+Marathon+of+DOOM/funny-pictures/5273053/56#56 to make a text based roleplay. Maybe you can even use the Battlemage one; but I have allways seen that as apart of a bigger thing or something to use along other one.
User avatar #84 - onefuckingskurut (08/28/2014) [-]
I dunoo if I wanna do this. I just kinda liked imagining that fantasy world when I was falling asleep...
#85 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
That's perfectly fine too.
User avatar #86 - onefuckingskurut (08/28/2014) [-]
thanks : )
User avatar #66 - ompalomper (08/27/2014) [-]
TL;DR
there truly isn't really a specific point in doing it other than to scratch your imaginative itch. you choose what you want to do with it. sounds weird but i find it enjoyable. im currently on my second hour on the starship one, it's really fun.
User avatar #65 - ompalomper (08/27/2014) [-]
option 1: learn how to be a D&D DM and use it as world. it has lot of potential for all sorts of adventure and you can reuse it given how big it is. 5 games later and the players all 5 adventured have been in the same world will give blown minds and priceless expressions.

option 2: the setting does as said potential, why not write some of that potential? try your hand in writing and tell tales of the lives of those in the world, those in the center of its major events or even the one shaping it all. will you make the next generations epic fantasy book or maybe just some cool stories for the web to enjoy?

option 3: your inner world. feel stressed? tense? feel like the world is against you? just lay on your bed or sofa or sit down in a chair and close your eyes, let your mind take you to the beginning of your world. imagine creating the lands and the seas, feel the mountains and valleys being molded on the ground. make plants grow, snow fall and a sun or two shine on your world. then make the people. a village, how they live in it. other lands, other towns, other people until the world is inhabited. then... well the possibilities are limitless.
User avatar #82 - onefuckingskurut (08/28/2014) [-]
mmm... sounds pretty cool, thanks!
User avatar #22 - ompalomper (08/27/2014) [-]
cont.
lifestyle upgrade 3 (gonna live the good life while i learn to be a god)
influence 1 (i am not suited to lead a country, much less a world. they can govern themselves, i just want godhood)
immortality, spirit walk (bye, bye mortality. i now can not die)
memory (perfect for becoming a god)
psychoactive awakening, biomancy, nullification (creating life? badass beyond reason. telekinesis? also exceptionally badass. nullification? ain't no uppity sorcerer gonna mess with me while im becoming god.)
dominion (look, we all know you are gonna fuck up at least once. best be prepared to fit the problem)
enchanting (gonna be useful for the benevolent condition later)
harem (yes, i am a man and i will want to sex, after all all work and no play make for a shit life)
waifu 2 (... oh don't look at me like that, i was at 148 points so who not ensure that you meet the love of your life while becoming a god? maybe you can then even have a goddess wife)
familiar (gonna be a long journey, better bring a friend that will always be there)
divine spark (best motivation is to have a taste and then want more)
guidance 2 (i admit, if i see a shortcut i usually take it. hundreds of thousands of years? ain't nobody got time for that)

ending at 150 points, exactly.
the additional 50 points come from trapped and benevolent. (easiest to deal with. the trapped really have 0 drawback since i have the surface the size of the sun times 5 to explore. like a kid being grounded in his room for an hour on a rainy weekend when he has no homework and has his xbox master race PC in there. benevolent is even easier since i would probably do that anyway.)
User avatar #87 - aesgard (08/28/2014) [-]
I present thee The Runed Citadel; school of magic, well of arcana and sanctuary to all knowledge.

Planar Features: Protection 2; Gateways 1
Inhabitants: Population Longevity; Extrahuman Population; Metahuman Population
Technology: Technology Upgrade 6
Magic: Magical Upgrade 5
Society: University; Public Education; Aesthetics; Mystical; Technomagic; Industrial; Secure; Healthy; Sanitation; Infrastructure; Wealthy
Culture: Occult Affinity; Intellectual Affinity; Mechanical Affinity
Enviroment: Cosmic Adjustment; Exceptional Materials; Magical Phenomena; Fauna & Flora 3
Adventure: Dungeons 3
Capital: Lifestyle Upgrade 3; Automatons 2; Influence 1
Personal: Immortality; Spirit Walk; Shape Shift 2; Memory
Powers: Teleportation; Machina Mind; Conjuration; Elementalism 3; Energy Manipulation; Time Manipulation; Nullification; Dominion
Companions: Friendship 1; Waifu 1; Familiar
Ascendence:: Divine Spark; Guidance 2
Complications: Benevolent; Trapped

It is basically a big ass city / university / library with all of it's inhabitants working as researchers and/or professors; it's known in almost all of the multiverse and people respect it's graduates as great savants and magicians. People live really well in the Citadel; having most of their neccesities taken care of by the plane itself; and I have a bunck of powers because what kind of headmaster would I be if I were less than my subordinates? The Friendship and Waifu perks are used to act as the head of each departament of teaching of research. I don't care about being trapped there because I can nerd hard about almost everything there and the benevolent complication alleviated by using my automaton army to fullfill the inhabitants needs, letting them do their job without worries, helping with researches, and making guest apperances in some classes from time to time.
User avatar #89 - ompalomper (08/28/2014) [-]
sound pretty awesome. also shows how differently people can think

i created a super-planet with a "normal" magical society

and you created a small magical utopia of knowledge
#35 - well, since he is in a wheelchair i guess a dungeon crawler …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on quadriplegic man streams... +5
#45 - noonelikesdan (08/27/2014) [-]
Heh, I c wut u did thur
#40 - so basically a giant warrior lord with a dragon general and a … 08/27/2014 on post your land below 0
#39 - minions: average + humanoid and giant + elemental  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on post your land below 0
User avatar #40 - ompalomper (08/27/2014) [-]
so basically a giant warrior lord with a dragon general and a council of one of every lieutenant class, benevolently ruling over the rich-as-fuck underground nation that values good smithing and battle prowess.
#38 - and 15 minion points and 2 realm perks 08/27/2014 on post your land below 0
#36 - earth, giant, humanoid, vitality prowess, physical prowess, en…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on post your land below 0
User avatar #39 - ompalomper (08/27/2014) [-]
minions: average + humanoid and giant + elemental
User avatar #40 - ompalomper (08/27/2014) [-]
so basically a giant warrior lord with a dragon general and a council of one of every lieutenant class, benevolently ruling over the rich-as-fuck underground nation that values good smithing and battle prowess.
#31 - you have 8 perk points 08/27/2014 on post your land below 0

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#117 to #116 - ompalomper ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #110 to #109 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
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User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
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User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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