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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
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Comment Ranking:#932
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#406
Content Thumbs: 648 total,  844 ,  196
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#197 - holy **** ********* jesus anon … 12/16/2014 on Science! +2
#64 - happy birthday 12/15/2014 on Alone +5
#53 - shape change polymorph enlarge person tons of stuf…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Sex and Romance in D&D 0
User avatar #64 - EvilNutter (12/16/2014) [-]
or climb on in and have a wank
#52 - dear god 12/15/2014 on Sex and Romance in D&D +1
#51 - the world needs more people like you 12/15/2014 on Sex and Romance in D&D +1
#45 - IF YOU WORSHIP THAT PIECE OF **** THEN EVEN CHA…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on American Warhammer +3
#130 - arandomanon (12/16/2014) [-]
Malice is best god, He only needs one guy to do something the rest of the gods need hordes of brainless whorshipers. Malice is the purest form of chaos, not worhisping Him is the real heresy.
#13 - for people who want to know why he is accused of rape …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on The burn book +10
#42 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
Sweden has given it's prisoners to US before though. Also, when asked specifically about this, Sweden said they could not guarantee that Assange wouldn't be handed over to US. This probably led him to believe that if he goes to sweden, they will send him to the US, which certainly is a possibility.
#87 - why not say that the halo one is a crossover with spec ops: the line? 12/15/2014 on Game Wallpapers (1920x1080) 0
#5 - happy birthday you faggot 12/15/2014 on Thank you +1
#19 - there is only rage 12/15/2014 on Ultra Feels +1
#35 - reminded me of this  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2014 on /b/ Texts, dat ending +148
#74 - supercookieduster (12/15/2014) [-]
if that really happened, thats fucking hilarious
#42 - myjunk (12/15/2014) [-]
Confidence is key
#79 - impaledsandwich (12/15/2014) [-]
Excuse me?
#34 - 4chan: lets mess with this guys relation to this girl …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on /b/ Texts, dat ending +35
#75 - mackoodle (12/15/2014) [-]
It wasn't actually working. She wanted to make sure it's him doing all the texting instead of some other guy messing with his phone.
#30 - reminded me of this kind of opposite though … 12/15/2014 on Women 19 +3
#87 - i am really happy you mentioned me but i don't know … 12/14/2014 on Great Quotes of the FJ... 0
#152 - stifflimb  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on They are evolving. 0
User avatar #153 - stifflimb (12/12/2014) [-]
Nah I'm still with you guys, mostly to watch you suffer but still
#556 - thanks and i can't, im swedish 12/12/2014 on Tumblr Mob vs Plebcomics +1
#126 - PURGE!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on They are evolving. +1
User avatar #133 - stifflimb (12/12/2014) [-]
Aww, they are flame proof, where is your god now?
#545 - ok, im seriously asking at this point is there a poss…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Tumblr Mob vs Plebcomics +3
#560 - dubh (12/12/2014) [-]
The majority of users on Tumblr don't give a shit about being an SJW or any of the outrages we on Funnjunk get so rustled about. They just wanna enjoy their silly little blogs. Shutting Tumblr down might shut down the SJWs, but it would also shut down that decent, normal majority.
tl;dr shutting down Tumblr would do nothing but give lots of people real resons to hate us.
#557 - pleasejustdie (12/12/2014) [-]
Much as I hate to say this, that would solve nothing. That is much the same kind of censorship as they advocate. So, whilst our intention would have a much stronger moral basis than theirs, it would in a way be sinking to their level. Also, it may serve to further soil the reputation of people like us and I know none of us want to do that.
#555 - xgrandmoffx (12/12/2014) [-]
*petition

You can try. Go to
petitions.whitehouse.gov/
to make a petition. Post it as a comment, and ask OP to sticky it. Also, post as a content, and the rest of the site might see it. We'll see if it takes off.
User avatar #556 - ompalomper (12/12/2014) [-]
thanks

and i can't, im swedish
#39 - those where militant anti-fascists. you have them too and it i… 12/11/2014 on Scandinavia and the World. 0
#77 - that is actually just a hoax. but i guess your where jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on God fucking dammit Norway. 0
User avatar #78 - sirkanesixtytwo (12/11/2014) [-]
It's my favorite joke
#53 - norway. sweden actually have a pretty good industry enen thoug…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/10/2014 on God fucking dammit Norway. 0
User avatar #69 - sirkanesixtytwo (12/10/2014) [-]
Can't piss standing up though.
User avatar #77 - ompalomper (12/10/2014) [-]
that is actually just a hoax. but i guess your where just being sarcastic
User avatar #78 - sirkanesixtytwo (12/11/2014) [-]
It's my favorite joke
User avatar #55 - pitchdark (12/10/2014) [-]
Are you retarded? Our oil fund is growing yearly, without us putting more money in. We can survive on investments alone.


I'm not gonna start on all the stupid shit we do, especially regarding politics, but saying we're gonna have problems when oil runs dry is just stupid.
#74 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
For a while yes, but that money will fall short out with no new legs to stand on.
#104 - tirithon (12/11/2014) [-]
Norway played it smart, they got the oil money and spent it on investments that will keep them going even if the oil was going to run out. I am not even Norweigan, but if anyone has it sorted its them. Trying to find fault in their economy of all countries is a bit hard.
User avatar #75 - pitchdark (12/10/2014) [-]
We're using less than we earn. For now anyways.

We also have thorium, water, fish and a lot of other shit people don't think about. We use a system that prompts exponential growth. The oil was more of a catalyst, really. A bit bad wording here What worry me is how inefficient we do things. This isn't different from most other countries, but is still worrisome.
#35 - common misconception, it really isn't the asylum seeking immig…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Scandinavia and the World. 0
User avatar #38 - redknull (12/10/2014) [-]
Oh really, what about the stockholm riots? Didnt see any romanians there throwing molotovs at police and cars.
User avatar #39 - ompalomper (12/11/2014) [-]
those where militant anti-fascists. you have them too and it is really equal parts white trash as anything else.

if you are talking about some other riot then you will have to enlighten me.
User avatar #37 - deviousdanish (12/10/2014) [-]
Neglected to read the first spoiler.
#36 - deviousdanish has deleted their comment.
#50 - imma just say it right here. your industry is …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/10/2014 on God fucking dammit Norway. 0
User avatar #125 - inzix (12/11/2014) [-]
See pitchdark's comments (#55 and #75
User avatar #52 - msparta (12/10/2014) [-]
Who are you talking about Sweden or Norway?
User avatar #53 - ompalomper (12/10/2014) [-]
norway. sweden actually have a pretty good industry enen though our economy is mostly fueled by exports.
User avatar #69 - sirkanesixtytwo (12/10/2014) [-]
Can't piss standing up though.
User avatar #77 - ompalomper (12/10/2014) [-]
that is actually just a hoax. but i guess your where just being sarcastic
User avatar #78 - sirkanesixtytwo (12/11/2014) [-]
It's my favorite joke
User avatar #55 - pitchdark (12/10/2014) [-]
Are you retarded? Our oil fund is growing yearly, without us putting more money in. We can survive on investments alone.


I'm not gonna start on all the stupid shit we do, especially regarding politics, but saying we're gonna have problems when oil runs dry is just stupid.
#74 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
For a while yes, but that money will fall short out with no new legs to stand on.
#104 - tirithon (12/11/2014) [-]
Norway played it smart, they got the oil money and spent it on investments that will keep them going even if the oil was going to run out. I am not even Norweigan, but if anyone has it sorted its them. Trying to find fault in their economy of all countries is a bit hard.
User avatar #75 - pitchdark (12/10/2014) [-]
We're using less than we earn. For now anyways.

We also have thorium, water, fish and a lot of other shit people don't think about. We use a system that prompts exponential growth. The oil was more of a catalyst, really. A bit bad wording here What worry me is how inefficient we do things. This isn't different from most other countries, but is still worrisome.
#32 - the entire EU (minus sweden) takes in 150 thousand immigrants …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Scandinavia and the World. 0
#49 - vincento (12/11/2014) [-]
Yes except sweden was/is going bankrupt and they were asking EU for money
www.friatider.se/regeringen-kan-s-ka-eu-bidrag-f-r-att-klara-invandringen
not to mention the government wanted to increase taxes too gotta support that welfare for those immigrants and asylum seekers right?
#45 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
2013. *135,000. *26,000. *19%

It's a lot, but try and let facts stand on their own instead of bullshitting.

> www.thelocal.se/20140619/sweden-takes-19-percent-of-eus-asylum-seekers

Also, you can probably blame the Italians for the large number, as they give asylum seekers access to the EU and 1-way train ticket to anywhere in Europe, where Asylum rules stipulate seeking asylum in the first safe haven.
Same as the shit with the French not making any attempt to secure their ports heading to the UK.
#42 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
Lmao look at the swedefag here thinking he's better than everyone else because his country is infested with niggers
#46 - woodoo (12/11/2014) [-]
To be fair, it's mostly sandniggers that actually cause an issue, apperently if you put a nigger in a country that doesnt suck, he becomes allright eventually, who knew?

But seriously though, as a swede, the niggers are fine, it's the sandmonkeys(blattar) that are horible fuckign human beans and need to die(well, some of them)
#40 - reginleif (12/11/2014) [-]
**reginleif rolled image** "50,000, that's cute."

~The United States
User avatar #34 - sympathyforme (12/10/2014) [-]
Hey I'm not complaining, keep up the good work guys!

~Ireland
User avatar #33 - deviousdanish (12/10/2014) [-]
And those immigrants are fucking Sweden up.

Also, fuck those immigrants.
User avatar #35 - ompalomper (12/10/2014) [-]
common misconception, it really isn't the asylum seeking immigrants from africa or the middle east that are dragging sweden down the most although the true dreg from those pleases sure do drag us down since they refuse adapt to the culture .

it's actually the illegal immigrants from mostly Romania that you see begging in the streets constantly droning the same 2 phrases they are taught over and over and over.

so i say it again, fuck the rest of europe but romania in paticular
User avatar #38 - redknull (12/10/2014) [-]
Oh really, what about the stockholm riots? Didnt see any romanians there throwing molotovs at police and cars.
User avatar #39 - ompalomper (12/11/2014) [-]
those where militant anti-fascists. you have them too and it is really equal parts white trash as anything else.

if you are talking about some other riot then you will have to enlighten me.
User avatar #37 - deviousdanish (12/10/2014) [-]
Neglected to read the first spoiler.
#36 - deviousdanish has deleted their comment.
#355 - habit, the funny, the community and that it is a easy site to … 12/10/2014 on admin tries to learn his... 0

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User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#116 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#117 to #116 - ompalomper ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #110 to #109 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
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User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
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User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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