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Modern politics IRL
yeah but if you managed to fuck that part of the world, while getting richer, then your a giant ass faggot and you deserve to pay, until that shit is fucking fixed.
I agree fuck altruism, let's just go with accountability -Europe get's Africa, US get's most of south America and divides middle east (not the UAE) with Russia ... Is there sth I forgot? Ahh yeah the Balkans with Nato bombing and financing nationalists all for the sake of the great capitalist empire.
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Anon ruined his chance to fucc
It would be more likely on B that that were the case.
Step 1: find random girl's pic
Step 2: post to B with "how do I get my <relative> to <something creepy>
Step 3: B becomes personal chaos army for you
Step 4: neckbeardiest weirdo in family is ostracized for wantjng to <creepy act> with <relative>
Step 5: turns into total no-friend beta robot
Step 6: logs into chan, repeats cycle on someone else
It's like a social disease.
The a memetic population.
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USA schools teaching islam
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