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ompalomper

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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:3/01/2015
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latest user's comments

#9 - all of the mane 6 shps themselves trixie is the only …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2013 on Shipping Diagram 0
#19 - anonexplains (01/23/2013) [-]
Look at discord.
#35 - i am seriously the only one who has this ship as my favorite  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2013 on fluttercord +3
#67 - bigvic (01/23/2013) [-]
I personally prefer FlutterMac
but I guess this could work, not sure how 'cause I'm not sure how they'd meet
User avatar #114 - ompalomper (01/23/2013) [-]
try reading the intro to the fanfic "the empty room" and see how you like it.

other wise read this as it's sole focus is on trixie x mac: www.fanfiction.net/s/7492672/1/Trixie-s-New-Big-Red-Life (don't worry, no clop)
#58 - Muppetz (01/23/2013) [-]
...you have my attention
#113 - ompalomper (01/23/2013) [-]
please take the time to read this then
#49 - MFW im a imperial  [+] (25 new replies) 01/22/2013 on Epic crossover is epic +39
#228 - revanthewin (01/23/2013) [-]
MFW I always play as a high elf and all my friends give me shit when we play Skyrim.
User avatar #262 - ompalomper (01/23/2013) [-]
or maybe you aren't talking about warhammer and i just made a fool out of myself

oh well. ta-ta
User avatar #261 - ompalomper (01/23/2013) [-]
im warriors of chaos and i HATE HIGH ELF'S AND YOUR ALWAYS STRIKE FIRST WITH RE-ROLL TO HIT!!!!

and then you give your fucking swordmasters the banner that gives armor piercing and the rape train is on the track.

but then i play skaven and warp lightning cannon everything you love so it's ok
#272 - revanthewin (01/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #273 - ompalomper (01/23/2013) [-]
what the fuck does that actually mean?

never got it
User avatar #274 - revanthewin (01/23/2013) [-]
"You what, mate?"
User avatar #275 - ompalomper (01/23/2013) [-]
is that it?

well, it was appropriate in the context anyway so im gonna give you a reward

you know what HFY is?
#276 - revanthewin (01/23/2013) [-]
I know it's an acronym. Did I win?
#277 - ompalomper (01/23/2013) [-]
HFY stands for Humanity Fuck Yeah. you know how most of our sci-fi stories pictures humans as weak, stupis and general noobs compared to every single other race? well HFY decided that they wouldn't have any of that shit. humans, one way or the other, are the most badass race in space

here is one example that i like, see what you think about it
User avatar #278 - revanthewin (01/23/2013) [-]
Neat.
User avatar #279 - ompalomper (01/24/2013) [-]
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13659142/

here take this

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=hfy

this too if you want more
User avatar #89 - humpingslump (01/23/2013) [-]
Imperial is the only logical choice
User avatar #263 - ompalomper (01/23/2013) [-]
i know right?

i chose imperial for the same reason i chose Mr. house in fallout NV. there must be order

of course that did not stop me from choosing to assassinate the emperor for the brotherhood but that is a different story. it was only a job after all, and the man met his death with honor
#264 - humpingslump (01/23/2013) [-]
I agree. The stormcloaks are like immature kids who won't shut up. And they're racist.
User avatar #269 - ompalomper (01/23/2013) [-]
agreed

i also assassinated him after those scrolls. yeah they worked alright, kills everything close to you, yourself NOT excluded
User avatar #57 - darkangeloffire (01/22/2013) [-]
I'm an Imperial who joined the Stormcloaks
#65 - artyx has deleted their comment.
User avatar #74 - darkangeloffire (01/22/2013) [-]
You win this round
User avatar #85 - rodneyphoenix (01/22/2013) [-]
I'm a dark elf worshiper of Azura, who hopes for a union between her Daedric magnificence and the Divine Talos, would make for an interesting and dietic "FUCK YOU THALMOR"...yes?
User avatar #92 - darkangeloffire (01/23/2013) [-]
My argument was just rendered invalid
User avatar #95 - rodneyphoenix (01/23/2013) [-]
On a slightly related tangent, elder Scrolls online beta sign ups are open now.
User avatar #96 - darkangeloffire (01/23/2013) [-]
If I had a computer that could handle any part of that, or the money to afford one, I would get it.
User avatar #98 - rodneyphoenix (01/23/2013) [-]
Specs never mean jack squat. A friend of mine has a computer that can run Crysis on max setting and minecraft bogs it down.



Funny as hell to be honest.
#100 - darkangeloffire (01/23/2013) [-]
I bet. Except I know about as much about computers as the Aldmeri Dominion does about religious tolerance. And for that horrid joke, here's a free gif.

It's unrelated and simply for anyone who wants it.
User avatar #101 - rodneyphoenix (01/23/2013) [-]
I'll admit I lol'd. Thumb to you.
#249 - Picture 01/22/2013 on His Jimmies are rustled +1
#74 - nah, im kidding here is the last one plus a link for more … 01/22/2013 on Military 0
#72 - this bad ass 01/22/2013 on Military 0
#68 - and to finish 01/22/2013 on Military 0
#67 - Picture 01/22/2013 on Military +1
#65 - Picture 01/22/2013 on Military 0
#58 - Picture 01/22/2013 on Military 0
#55 - Picture 01/22/2013 on Military 0
#43 - Picture 01/22/2013 on Military 0
#41 - Picture 01/22/2013 on Military 0
#39 - Picture 01/22/2013 on Military +1
#34 - Picture 01/22/2013 on Military +1
#24 - Picture 01/22/2013 on Military +1
#18 - bump? dump. 01/22/2013 on Military 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 01/22/2013 on Military 0
#74 - ompalomper (01/22/2013) [-]
nah, im kidding here is the last one plus a link for more

good day to you
#72 - ompalomper (01/22/2013) [-]
this bad ass
User avatar #68 - ompalomper (01/22/2013) [-]
and to finish
#67 - ompalomper (01/22/2013) [-]
#65 - ompalomper (01/22/2013) [-]
#58 - ompalomper (01/22/2013) [-]
#55 - ompalomper (01/22/2013) [-]
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#41 - ompalomper (01/22/2013) [-]
#39 - ompalomper (01/22/2013) [-]
#34 - ompalomper (01/22/2013) [-]
#24 - ompalomper (01/22/2013) [-]
#18 - ompalomper (01/22/2013) [-]
bump?

dump.
#19 - i don't care if it's a god damn ipod. that is hot, ve… 01/22/2013 on Titles are hard +1
#36 - MFW ending 01/22/2013 on beta as fuck +3
#354 - you said it 01/22/2013 on The Hooks +1
#353 - what kind of sick person makes these? 01/22/2013 on The Hooks +2
#108 - thought this was relevant one of the lines are anyway 01/22/2013 on Having fun in the space 0
#128 - this is the best thing since that brick 01/22/2013 on Cactus +2
#11 - welp there went the universe good game everyone, see … 01/22/2013 on fluttercord +2
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
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User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonexplains (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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