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- nope. 100% with the men. **** those lil *****. would …
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- >it's not rape if it's an elf ~/tg/
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It's just basic biology, really. Since all elven men are born gay, elves have developed different methods of maintaining their population. The dark elves prefer ritualistic rape, where they use the male like a toy until it dies. Forest elves just wander around until they encounter an orc. And city elves just do random shit until they eventually either seduce a male or encounter an orc and their instincts take over.
So, given that it's a natural part of their reproductive cycle, it's not really rape. It's a mating ritual. Like a mantis eating its' partners' head. Except everyone wins in the end.
only thing elves are good for.
getting fucked, getting pregnant and giving birth to more bastards which join the army and capture more elves
- jesus ******* christ did that take a creepy turn i am…
Ponies are Shy.
- >pony about to gut another pony >******* shovle isn'…
When food fights aren't enough
- EVEN BETTER THEN
- damn hell, that is straight up my fetish alley. didn't know th…
don't lie. you imagine yourself as the girl.
I mean... suppose as long as you never act on it.
That is Netori. The MC is the one doing the stealin.
EVEN BETTER THEN
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- no european who's country has taken them in doesn't feel this …
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well unless he starts cleaning up or gets some work and helps out with rent/maintenance, while not getting too up in your space
That kinda roomie can hang around if he really wants
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