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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:7/08/2014
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#124 - HI, WE'RE THE NEW NEIGHBORS  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on The Walking Disney +37
User avatar #136 - undeadwill (03/21/2014) [-]
I'd pay to see this.
#41 - Picture 03/20/2014 on Bro code. 0
#63 - but you forget! it's not rape if it's an elf. 4chan said so 03/20/2014 on Two kinds of people... +8
#61 - and remember! it's not rape if it's an elf 03/20/2014 on Two kinds of people... 0
#172 - true, but it is still unnecessary ******* on some… 03/20/2014 on Alfred 0
#144 - this is still just the writers of injustice ******* …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Alfred -3
User avatar #165 - schneidend (03/19/2014) [-]
Is that really a bad thing? This is not a jaded Batman, like in Returns. He still wants to save Supes from himself. Beating Superman to death doesn't accomplish that. Sometimes, fighting isn't the answer, even for Batman.
User avatar #172 - ompalomper (03/20/2014) [-]
true, but it is still unnecessary pissing on something that at least i deem superior.
#138 - slightly off topic but i think that this will always be the wo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on Alfred +5
User avatar #164 - schneidend (03/19/2014) [-]
At least this implies that there exists the possibility of change. If Alfred is not willing to help you, you might just have fucked up completely.
#137 - it's your standard superman turns evil plot: villain kills…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Alfred +1
User avatar #167 - schneidend (03/19/2014) [-]
Also, it's not that a supervillain killed Lois, but tricked Superman into killing her with his own bare hands. Also, a nuke blew up all of Metropolis because it was wired to Lois' heartbeat. I'd probably go completely insane, too, if my fists had killed my wife and blown up my city at the same time.
User avatar #166 - schneidend (03/19/2014) [-]
Even different species can produce offspring, bro. Mules, ligers, etc.
#1 - actually... 03/19/2014 on human battle 0
#55 - i just... the old ones created the orks, the third bi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on The Necrons +3
User avatar #59 - sephirothpwnz (03/19/2014) [-]
you just outlined the 40k universe there buddy
#52 - nothing can stop our march 03/18/2014 on The Necrons +1
#50 - nothing can resist the power of the living metal 03/18/2014 on The Necrons +5
#135 - Comment deleted 03/18/2014 on A True Gamer 0
#134 - the PC rules the graphics and big multi-players and consoles o… 03/18/2014 on A True Gamer 0
#42 - i have no more to say 03/18/2014 on Art with a strong message +1
#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on Art with a strong message +1
#42 - ompalomper (03/18/2014) [-]
i have no more to say
#21 - more, MORE. I MUST SEE HOW IT CONTINUES! i … 03/17/2014 on Operation 9gag/Deepthroat +1
#42 - its funny because he said that after watching happy tree friends  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Try it +6
User avatar #43 - froggets (03/17/2014) [-]
Don't think that is the reason it's funny, I think it's funny because it's a 60 year old guy who enjoys violence and accepts that kind of humor instead of going on the hate train like many other elders
#30 - Picture 03/17/2014 on britbong's profile 0
#7 - no 03/17/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ 0
#26 - i look forward to the next one 03/16/2014 on The Adeptus Mechanicus +1
#125 - Picture 03/16/2014 on Delicious OC 0
#36 - that horrible voice of someone who feels pity for some insane …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on Be proud +2
#76 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
What about getting denied a klondike bar after murdering someone?
#54 - heretical scums 03/15/2014 on So a templar walks into a bar 0
#26 - i have had the last panel as a reaction pic ever since i first… 03/15/2014 on Coffee has changed +1

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#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful ******** .
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
#33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
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#13 - omgitztom (12/19/2011) [-]
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User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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