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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:1/31/2015
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Comment Ranking:#1022
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#406
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Level 51 Content: Sammich eater → Level 52 Content: Sammich eater
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Total Comments Made:8326
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#15 - said i... well, now i can say it to your face. stop … 11/14/2014 on Lettuce 0
#14 - look at the names  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Lettuce 0
User avatar #17 - mordenkrad (11/14/2014) [-]
Okay! So I actually Looked up what samefag meant on google.
Check my account history! I just spam first post in everything, because I did not shit post here it made me suspicous of things? lol
User avatar #16 - mordenkrad (11/14/2014) [-]
Looking at the names........
#1456 - oh well 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#1453 - **ompalomper rolls 764,651,309**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
User avatar #1456 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
oh well
#1452 - **ompalomper rolls 684,899,752**  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
User avatar #1453 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 764,651,309**
User avatar #1456 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
oh well
#1451 - **ompalomper rolls 841,383,417**  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
User avatar #1452 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 684,899,752**
User avatar #1453 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 764,651,309**
User avatar #1456 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
oh well
#1450 - **ompalomper rolls 899,169,541**  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
User avatar #1451 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 841,383,417**
User avatar #1452 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 684,899,752**
User avatar #1453 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 764,651,309**
User avatar #1456 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
oh well
#1448 - **ompalomper rolls 762,816,672** well then  [+] (5 new replies) 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
User avatar #1450 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 899,169,541**
User avatar #1451 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 841,383,417**
User avatar #1452 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 684,899,752**
User avatar #1453 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 764,651,309**
User avatar #1456 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
oh well
#45 - my work is done, goodbye 11/14/2014 on Cosplay +6
#44 - i am here to make a contribution 11/14/2014 on Cosplay +8
#81 - do you feel like a hero yet? eh, not really? guess i … 11/14/2014 on Just a Fact Comp. +4
#14 - FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- 11/14/2014 on Frustrating things +1
#8 - did you honestly think that would work?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Lettuce 0
User avatar #11 - mordenkrad (11/14/2014) [-]
Would What Work? I am now confused........
User avatar #15 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
said i... well, now i can say it to your face.

stop fucking samefaging it is unbecoming
User avatar #14 - ompalomper (11/14/2014) [-]
look at the names
User avatar #17 - mordenkrad (11/14/2014) [-]
Okay! So I actually Looked up what samefag meant on google.
Check my account history! I just spam first post in everything, because I did not shit post here it made me suspicous of things? lol
User avatar #16 - mordenkrad (11/14/2014) [-]
Looking at the names........
#2 - the olive garden killed me. top kek/10 11/13/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 31/32 0
#76 - sister attends school from what swedish news has told me 11/13/2014 on brother saves sister 0
#94 - read the sign people 11/13/2014 on if cars could talk +2
#43 - thank based mom 11/12/2014 on praise be to Based Mom 0
#60 - the flesh is stronger than most think. if anything really goes… 11/12/2014 on Balcony +1
#38 - did he scream? i genuinely want to know, not just asking to be an ass  [+] (9 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Balcony +5
#40 - beastkenten (11/12/2014) [-]
Turns out it was a she,
and no. the only sound was a woosh because we were below her and she kinda like..went past us.
User avatar #42 - xxjmacxx (11/12/2014) [-]
Did her body like explode? 16 floors seems really high lol
User avatar #43 - beastkenten (11/12/2014) [-]
Honestly, as morbid as it sounds, I was kind of surprised that it didn't happen because all i've been thought to believe is that they look like squashed tomatoes when they hit, but strangely, it didn't happen.
But I'm kind of happy it didn't because that would have fucked me up a little more.
And seeing as my friend is STILL shaken about it, I think seeing that would have made her insane.
User avatar #62 - doctorprofessornv (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, the skeleton and muscles do a pretty good job of keeping everything together. Most of the fatal damage in a fall is due to ruptured organs/blood vessels and blunt force trauma to the brain.
User avatar #60 - ompalomper (11/12/2014) [-]
the flesh is stronger than most think. if anything really goes *splat it would have been if her head had been whipped into the ground.

in any case, glad to hear that her corpse wasn't too messed up. if nothing else, the family can have an open casket
User avatar #45 - xxjmacxx (11/12/2014) [-]
I'm glad I didn't learn about 4chan until I was 17 haha.
#47 - beastkenten (11/12/2014) [-]
I learned about it when I was 12.
That may explain why I have the sense of "humor'' I have now.
User avatar #49 - xxjmacxx (11/12/2014) [-]
Better to have an awkward one than none at all. Thanks for sharing OP
User avatar #54 - beastkenten (11/12/2014) [-]
No problem. Just goes to show, knowing what 4chan is for 9 years and everything that goes on there couldn't prepare me for a irl suicide.
So IF YOU CAN, try and avoid seeing someone off themselves.
#1626 - **ompalomper rolled image ** 11/12/2014 on Let's play 0
#5 - HER ******* EYES ARE JUST STARING AT ME 11/10/2014 on Introducing your GF... 0
#69 - and you pulled it off! great success man, enjoy your thumbs 11/09/2014 on who my favorite Disney... +1
#36 - damn fine **** 11/09/2014 on Gamergate inspirational speach 0
#50 - glörius  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Dumb Bitch 0
#53 - meatygoodness (11/07/2014) [-]
#30 - what? no. where the **** did you see that?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on God Save the Queen -1
User avatar #31 - Anonomousthirteen (11/07/2014) [-]
I dunno. Still, this shitposter, like any other shitposter, will eventually get bored and flicker off. Such is life, when you are 12.

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User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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