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ompalomper

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Personal Info
Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:3/05/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#13320
Comment Ranking:#1136
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#406
Content Thumbs: 646 total,  847 ,  201
Comment Thumbs: 29032 total,  34629 ,  5597
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 51 Content: Sammich eater → Level 52 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 92.8% (928/1000)
Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 326 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:1
Content Views:46852
Times Content Favorited:165 times
Total Comments Made:8528
FJ Points:9147
Favorite Tags: are (2) | lol (2) | story (2) | The Game (2)

latest user's comments

#2 - no **** Einstein 04/08/2013 on Where did I put that damn... -1
#118 - this needs more feels 04/08/2013 on A True Friend +2
#114 - **** 04/08/2013 on A True Friend +1
#1 - i don't feel like it so i thumbed you up just to defy you 04/08/2013 on just checking if gif works -1
#41 - the manga ending was the mother of all bad endings though 04/08/2013 on totoro is the best kind of... +1
#125 - give her this, she admits shes wrong, you win. she says it's w… 04/08/2013 on McButthurt Comp #1 +8
#36 - this is the most brilliant pic of all time 04/08/2013 on Ponycomp 249 0
#636 - I am as surprised as you 04/07/2013 on Anon told me to 0
#128 - good for you.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on Anon told me to +4
#130 - slashtrey (04/06/2013) [-]
what can i say
#1 - this **** is actually good content  [+] (13 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Anon told me to +462
#788 - anonexplains (04/14/2013) [-]
i find it rediculous that top comments are usually just stating that content is awesome. u dont deserve those thumbs
#596 - anonexplains (04/07/2013) [-]
It was posted at least 15 times yesterday. Out of 20 newest uploads, 4 of them were this exact post..
User avatar #553 - spamalope (04/07/2013) [-]
You get 200+ thumbs for saying something is good content?
#719 - anonexplains (04/07/2013) [-]
no, more than 400...
User avatar #636 - ompalomper (04/07/2013) [-]
I am as surprised as you
#579 - nediabeast has deleted their comment.
User avatar #160 - grundo (04/06/2013) [-]
Coincidentally it was originally on Reddit.
#196 - slikmonkey (04/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #75 - slashtrey (04/06/2013) [-]
i got $20 on him (the rock) winning in Wrestlemania tomorrow. I'm not a WWE fan. I just have a gambling problem.
#443 - slowbroking (04/07/2013) [-]
Be ready for the future.
User avatar #139 - epickirax (04/06/2013) [-]
Hope you're ready to lose $20.
User avatar #128 - ompalomper (04/06/2013) [-]
good for you.
#130 - slashtrey (04/06/2013) [-]
what can i say
#68 - cheap self-destruct 04/06/2013 on Awesome Tree House 0
#172 - hmmm. pretty sure it's both 04/06/2013 on Wasabi 0
#46 - no no no. engineers + boredom = this 04/05/2013 on rc car + hydrogen balloon =... +4
#607 - Picture 04/05/2013 on roll DJ 4DM1N in comment +3
#18 - i wasn't bragging, i was trying to be funny. seems th…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/05/2013 on spongebob IQ +1
User avatar #20 - sonicwind (04/05/2013) [-]
well at least with me
below 70 = mentally retarded
100= average intelligence
120 = world average
135 = Genius
165= Super Genius
Einstein = unknown but estimated 178-198
#56 - infernis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #57 - sonicwind (04/06/2013) [-]
holy fucking yikes well thats not what ive read but jebus fooking chris
#26 - lotengo (04/05/2013) [-]
100 = average
120 = world average
User avatar #27 - sonicwind (04/05/2013) [-]
average as a verb and average as a numerical value is that really that hard to understand or are you that stupid?
User avatar #43 - Ruspanic (04/06/2013) [-]
Why would they be different things?

Also average IQ is supposed to be fixed at 100.
#39 - PhuckingPhreak (04/06/2013) [-]
says the person that just said average was a verb
User avatar #41 - sonicwind (04/06/2013) [-]
scroll down
User avatar #31 - trolllikeaboss (04/05/2013) [-]
>average as a verb

nigga just went full retard. do you even grammar?
User avatar #32 - sonicwind (04/05/2013) [-]
ya i did damn..adjective**
#22 - anonexplains (04/05/2013) [-]
actually

120 IQ is above average (superior intelligence)
User avatar #21 - achphoenix (04/05/2013) [-]
i think they said einsteins iq was 165...
stephan hawkings is 160 i believe
and the highest estimated iq was william sidis at 250-300

bonus: Leonardo da vinci´s was estimated at 210
User avatar #24 - sonicwind (04/05/2013) [-]
no
#19 - sonicwind has deleted their comment.
#92 - **** 04/05/2013 on TF2 Buddy +6
#81 - oh dear ever-loving god, please be lying 04/05/2013 on Mom wants to play +18
#107 - i would throw number 8 in a ice cold river 04/05/2013 on Dog Shaming -2
#193 - the first one is false yes the chinease first made th…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2013 on weapons -1
#211 - anonexplains (04/05/2013) [-]
>to shot shit
>shot shit
> SHOT

User avatar #206 - lightninghorse (04/05/2013) [-]
no they just refined this: "Historians typically recognize Chinese fire lances, which were invented in the 10th century, as the first guns. These bamboo or metal tubes projected flames and shrapnel at their targets." it was already made.

www.howstuffworks.com/innovation/inventions/who-invented-the-first-gun.ht m

also on the american Independence Day, the first Independence Day was told to be celebrated with "pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, GUNS, bells, bonfires, and illuminations" by John Adams, second president of the united states. Implying guns were already made before north or south america was "discovered".

www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/independence-day
#27 - i love how the sloth is like "excuse me you ******…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on This dad doesn't like to... +2
#32 - anonexplains (04/05/2013) [-]
I didnt quite see the branch at first sight, so i thought it was a sloth doing some sort of jumping kung-fu then I thought "hey, sloths can't do that"

:(
#1 - Comment deleted 04/05/2013 on Sunrising (extreme Violent... 0
#47 - **ompalomper rolls 402** meh, i only roll casually 04/05/2013 on Right in the Childhood 0
#8 - you lied to me 04/05/2013 on Carrots +2
#33 - i probably would have more against this pic if i didn't find i…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2013 on What was supposed to happen. -3
#45 - existacne (04/05/2013) [-]
You're fucking sick prick, this picture is just disgusting!
#46 - rawpedobearraw (04/05/2013) [-]
says the one who gave me some of the ones i use.
#47 - existacne (04/05/2013) [-]
A-and... you ruined it.
#48 - rawpedobearraw (04/05/2013) [-]
#9 - this is actually rainbow dash 04/05/2013 on Orange Pony +5
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #110 to #109 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
#33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#14 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonexplains (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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