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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
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Comment Ranking:#949
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#406
Content Thumbs: 648 total,  844 ,  196
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#644 - shame the gravity would be way more then a human could possibl…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/22/2013 on planet and shit 0
#645 - miscarriage (02/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #646 - ompalomper (02/22/2013) [-]
thanks?
User avatar #647 - miscarriage (02/22/2013) [-]
you mentioned me
User avatar #648 - ompalomper (02/22/2013) [-]
...your username is miscarriage?

wow
#649 - miscarriage (02/22/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #650 - ompalomper (02/22/2013) [-]
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come at me bro
#651 - miscarriage (02/22/2013) [-]
#56 - hence my hatred for that ******* ****** … 02/21/2013 on prototype +2
#45 - GET OUT GET THAT **** OUT 02/21/2013 on prototype +5
#44 - better yet, infected Cole MacGrath because one superp…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2013 on prototype +1
User avatar #49 - joshofsouls (02/21/2013) [-]
Cole MaGrath trained in the ways of the assassin, infected by the virus.
There would be no stopping him.
User avatar #62 - PartyPanda (02/21/2013) [-]
Cole MacGrath: Prototype Assassin
#13 - how to do it for free requierments: sink w…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2013 on I raughed out roud. +6
#50 - cumsinbucket (02/21/2013) [-]
1.laundry bag, bath tub
2. baseball bat , free afternoon
3. keep forgetting to feed it
4.poison in the food
personal favorite: get Jerry from Tom and Jerry issue resolves itself

requirements: heartless and a need to watch something suffer slowly

for more creative ideas reply they get stupider
#44 - MysticTomatoe (02/21/2013) [-]
"heart of stone"
User avatar #68 - princeofbrokensoul (02/21/2013) [-]
yup
#39 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
balls of adamantium
User avatar #17 - rhiaanor (02/20/2013) [-]
OR

-forest/woods/jungle
-gun
-bullet for gun
-dog

there ya go
#13 - good to see a disliker and not a mindless hater for a change …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2013 on Pony Ball Z +1
#16 - shredmaster (02/21/2013) [-]
Hating something because it exists is useless. I dislike ponies because they're just not my thing, but I don't give two fucks if someone else likes them. I'm sure some people dislike the shit I like.
#13 - well **** , i didn't see that cobra before you sai… 02/20/2013 on when you see it... +1
#11 - i agree nothing should get combined with that …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2013 on Pony Ball Z 0
#12 - shredmaster (02/20/2013) [-]
I see what you did there, and I disagree, but it made me lol.
User avatar #14 - ruuna (02/20/2013) [-]
OMG! A DISLIKER AND NOT A HATER!!!!! BROTHER!!!!!!!!
#15 - shredmaster (02/21/2013) [-]
Ponies are not my thing. Fuck the people who bash others for liking them. Also fuck the people who try to shove them down other people's throats. Live and let live, man.
User avatar #13 - ompalomper (02/20/2013) [-]
good to see a disliker and not a mindless hater for a change

good evening to you sir
#16 - shredmaster (02/21/2013) [-]
Hating something because it exists is useless. I dislike ponies because they're just not my thing, but I don't give two fucks if someone else likes them. I'm sure some people dislike the shit I like.
#9 - someone better go get gotrek and felix cookie it you… 02/20/2013 on Street Art 0
#8 - Comment deleted 02/20/2013 on Street Art 0
#33 - clever 02/19/2013 on Eggs 0
#258 - defense against astroids - after all those extinction-by-aster… 02/19/2013 on Science, Feb 11-17 0
#12 - where to fricking begin man? it's pretty complicated … 02/19/2013 on Fallout Equestria +1
#61 - but that one is all the better for being broken  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2013 on Hey, you got a... Oh. 0
#62 - amuter (02/18/2013) [-]
I think that one is supposed to be like that actually, ) was just making a joke
#7 - bitch please, project horizons the length of the enti…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2013 on Fallout Equestria +1
User avatar #9 - imeandus (02/19/2013) [-]
I like the sound of that, what's it about?
User avatar #12 - ompalomper (02/19/2013) [-]
where to fricking begin man?

it's pretty complicated to explain without spoiling anything.

more or less, you got the heroine who gets a special program on her pip-buck that is supposebly the key to every single old world data lock out there. a fuck ton of ponies want it for reasons unclear but it dates back to the old war. she tries to survive, make hoofington (most shit happens there) a better place and to find out why everyone is having a hard-on on her pip-buck.

warning though, if you thought that FO:E was depressing...

it's a comedy compared to this.
#36 - well, my boner thinks it's relevant at least 02/18/2013 on Artist Search +4
#44 - oh come on. damn broken gifs and **** , …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2013 on Hey, you got a... Oh. +1
#60 - amuter (02/18/2013) [-]
non-broken version
User avatar #57 - joaomartins (02/18/2013) [-]
It still was a great pun , with or without the gift
#47 - ridiculiculous (02/18/2013) [-]
#32 - that's one hairy spider  [+] (9 new replies) 02/18/2013 on Hey, you got a... Oh. +15
#43 - suewingyu (02/18/2013) [-]
take this
#59 - amuter (02/18/2013) [-]
ALL THE GIFS SHALL BE BROKEN!!
User avatar #61 - ompalomper (02/18/2013) [-]
but that one is all the better for being broken
#62 - amuter (02/18/2013) [-]
I think that one is supposed to be like that actually, ) was just making a joke
User avatar #44 - ompalomper (02/18/2013) [-]
oh come on.

damn broken gifs and shit, ruining my pun
#60 - amuter (02/18/2013) [-]
non-broken version
User avatar #57 - joaomartins (02/18/2013) [-]
It still was a great pun , with or without the gift
#47 - ridiculiculous (02/18/2013) [-]
#34 - divinedpk (02/18/2013) [-]
#22 - speaking from experience here tell the internet when … 02/17/2013 on Not playing chess again 0
#42 - funnier then the post 02/17/2013 on cap 0
#100 - eh, no? the user is the brony board in a nutshell w… 02/16/2013 on From the Brony Board +1
#256 - an increased red thumb limit would be abused to get accounts b… 02/16/2013 on Operation Repost +3
#1 - Comment deleted 02/16/2013 on Facts +2
#85 - haters in a nutshell  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2013 on From the Brony Board +4
User avatar #90 - pianoasis (02/16/2013) [-]
brony board in a nutshell
User avatar #100 - ompalomper (02/16/2013) [-]
eh, no?

the user is the brony board in a nutshell while the anon is haters in a nutshell
#2974569 - deamon head for frank's head  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #2974604 - meelo (02/16/2013) [-]
Okie :)

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User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
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User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
#33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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