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#80 - Pray tell, what unholy branch of science is that?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #81 - superblade (08/13/2014) [-]
scat science?
#83 - ompalomper (08/13/2014) [-]
Touché
#24 - can you imagine the moment of "oh **** "… 08/13/2014 on Guano +1
#39 - **ompalomper rolls 4,494** 08/13/2014 on That is 9 Spoopy 0
#38 - why in the name of all that is holy do you have this?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +8
User avatar #79 - superblade (08/13/2014) [-]
for science?
User avatar #80 - ompalomper (08/13/2014) [-]
Pray tell, what unholy branch of science is that?
User avatar #81 - superblade (08/13/2014) [-]
scat science?
#83 - ompalomper (08/13/2014) [-]
Touché
#70 - more or less because MFW when i read it two years ago 08/12/2014 on Anon the prankster +3
#46 - poster: ilovehitler Mating: This is harder. Obvio…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Anon the prankster +3
#69 - insaneguy (08/12/2014) [-]
...why
#70 - ompalomper (08/12/2014) [-]
more or less because MFW when i read it two years ago
#43 - supposedly they have vaginal muscle control off the …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Anon the prankster 0
User avatar #46 - ompalomper (08/12/2014) [-]
poster: ilovehitler
Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

From: /b/

date: 11/21/12
#69 - insaneguy (08/12/2014) [-]
...why
#70 - ompalomper (08/12/2014) [-]
more or less because MFW when i read it two years ago
#31 - there are words for everything, hell there is most likely a wo… 08/12/2014 on This fucking guy +1
#84 - that was damn good 08/12/2014 on There's a Man in the Woods +2
#78 - heroes 08/12/2014 on Principal's Office +2
#30 - isn't that technically a compliment? i mean, maybe it's differ… 08/12/2014 on :( 0
#31 - you make a fair point because third party indie developers are… 08/12/2014 on Sick moves bro 0
#57 - cock-out cook-out you brilliant son of a bitch 08/12/2014 on Anon Rents A House +14
#91 - the thing is that they weren't even trying to be racist. they … 08/12/2014 on anon goes to a chinese buffet 0
#1142 - i thought the same before i googled it and found it on the new… 08/12/2014 on R.I.P. +2
#24 - Picture 08/11/2014 on Scaleless Ball Python +12
#87 - i know, to quote my comment a bit down: "i know,… 08/11/2014 on Weird Al shreds on stage 0
#3329 - **ompalomper rolled image ** 08/10/2014 on The "Mirror" +1
#31 - like a modern van gogh 08/10/2014 on Nostalgic Oil Paintings +4
#17 - i guess that you don't have to give a **** about …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on Would like to see that 0
#34 - sinery (08/11/2014) [-]
>Implying anyone have to give a shit about thumbs
#37 - ... moon?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Beautiful +16
#154 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/11/2014) [-]
No, moon.
#49 - arstya (08/10/2014) [-]
#151 - spikes is cool (08/11/2014) [-]
#159 - thesunpraiser (08/11/2014) [-]
I try my hardest.
#85 - some of the best **** i have ever heard … 08/10/2014 on racist field trip +4
#20 - i know, i watched the episode. i AM a brony but i know that we…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on Weird Al shreds on stage +8
User avatar #21 - gziggas (08/10/2014) [-]
Valid point, sir.
#15 - yes, it is relevant but not relevant enough. you do not post M…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Weird Al shreds on stage +59
#77 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/11/2014) [-]
You realize that pony is PLAYED by Weird Al right?
User avatar #87 - ompalomper (08/11/2014) [-]
i know, to quote my comment a bit down:

"i know, i watched the episode. i AM a brony but i know that we, much like religious people should now put our things then they aren't called for. i recognize that the post is relevant but the character cheese sandwich is not relevant enough to the first post to bypass the pony alarm."
User avatar #17 - gziggas (08/10/2014) [-]
That is Cheese Sandwich. A character from MLP on one episode. He was voiced by none other than Weird Al.
#55 - aerosol (08/10/2014) [-]
That's actually kinda cool.
User avatar #23 - teegoogilycoffeeme (08/10/2014) [-]
They really ran out of character names, didn't they?
#32 - phantomfivefive (08/10/2014) [-]
Weird Al named the character himself.
User avatar #33 - teegoogilycoffeeme (08/10/2014) [-]
Oh. Well I wouldn't know because I tend to stay away from anything pony related.
#36 - phantomfivefive (08/10/2014) [-]
I got that info second hand by others that do watch the show and are big fans of it. If the show writers used the name "cheese sandwich", then yea, they would be running out of ideas for character names >_>;
User avatar #20 - ompalomper (08/10/2014) [-]
i know, i watched the episode. i AM a brony but i know that we, much like religious people should now put our things then they aren't called for. i recognize that the post is relevant but the character cheese sandwich is not relevant enough to the first post to bypass the pony alarm.
User avatar #21 - gziggas (08/10/2014) [-]
Valid point, sir.
#25 - that is extremely cute 08/10/2014 on Let me go! I am the night! +5

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#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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