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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:3/27/2015
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#21 - can't we just drown all of the middle east in napalm? please? …  [+] (11 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Lovely Religion. -9
#39 - cackrel (01/14/2015) [-]
Well, here's the thing.
I'm going to answer all of you at once.

-Why don't we drop nukes on the middle east just like we did with Japan - Kiasa.

Well, this is a pretty simple question for anyone who has taken a history class, been in the military or understands the threat of using a nuclear weapon.
Using a nuclear weapon on another country would force them to band together with other countries
Yap, the US just put a fat one in a city of let's say, Iraq?
Guess what, you just flew over several countries without permission and dropped a nuclear
warhead which could've landed on ANY of the countries you just flew over, what if engine failure would've been the case? "woops, we just nuked Isreal?"
Then we'll be at a nuclear war with EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE EAST.
Pakistan has nukes, Iran would tell the world fuck you and speed up it's process of getting nuclear weapons and everything would go to hell.
Now to answer the Japan thing.
Japan was an overzealous country, trust me. There was more zeal in Japanese soldiers than you'll ever see in a "terrorist" cell, they were ready to die for the Emperor and Japan for "honor".
Let's look at Japan now after the US helped rebuild Japan, it's the third largest economy in the world!
Here's the thing, if you truly wish to eradicate a stupid form of a religion then show the people that there are better ways of living.
Give them a better standard of life! Yeah, it would come out of your pockets but you wouldn't be sacrificing American or European lives for that matter for simple bloodlust!
You don't eradicate anti-Western organizations by bombing them, killing their friends, family and loved ones even if they've done it to you.
No, you show them the taste of the good life and you give them a shot at the good life.
Go ahead and judge all muslims by people who scream Allah Akbar and then blow up a school, I'll show you madmen from all walks of life not just Islam.
Picture of my favorite author.



#197 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
Ehrm... Technically most modern rockets (since 60s and 70s...) are able to make suborbital flights.... No plane needed to drob the bomb...
User avatar #201 - cackrel (01/14/2015) [-]
...
If you launch a missile through a silo then it has to fly over x number of countries.
Don't be a bloody fool.
#80 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
While I understand your point in regards to how Japan turned out pretty damn okay, I feel like introducing a new lifestyle to the radicals that cause chaos wouldn't work because they, you know, hate our lifestyle.

They want to be the ones who have their lifestyle forced on others.
#69 - freedomiii (01/14/2015) [-]
There's a major issue in equating Japan and the middle east. Religion holds no major sway in Japan. Another thing is that Japanese think of themselves as "Japanese", almost to a fault. It's one unified country with people identifying as such. While this is a great engine for war, it in no way supports the creation of extremists.

On the other hand, you have religion being a major presence in the middle east, giving people the excuse needed to kill people they disagree with. Aside from that, a lot of people in the middle eastern countries don't identify with their country, but rather, primarily with a religion, sect, or ethnic group. This makes unifying any country's worth of people nigh impossible. Horrible for waging a full-scale war, but possibly one of the best environments for creating extremists.

As far as I can tell, nobody's going to be able to force the middle east to sober the fuck up and stop killing people. The root cause of extremism is their conviction they have in their religions. Like you said, there are madmen from all walks of life, but historically speaking, religion has been a constant spawning pool of them. How do you deal with that? Nuking would probably make the whole situation worse. However, trying to give them something good that they don't even want is just a waste of our time and money. Religion, by its very definition, is the opposite of logic and reason. How do you deal with that?
User avatar #195 - cackrel (01/14/2015) [-]
Ok then how come people from Saudi Arabia aren't all "Allah Akbar" when they're mostly governed by Wahabi which is the same sect as Al kaida and ISIS etc?
Is it maybe because they live a deccent enough live's?
What atheist neckbeards don't realize in their "hurrdurrr religion is bad".
Is that for some people it's a huge part of their lives because their entire life they've lived the shitiest lives possible, why do you think when the middle east was " okay " from the 1890s up until 1950's 1960 ish.
If you give men who might consider a goat to be a luxury three goats then they'll worship you.
Not their god or gods.
#337 - freedomiii (01/19/2015) [-]
So the equation that you've made apparent is:

religion + shitty circumstances = religious extremists

Your point (correct me if I'm wrong) is that the "shitty circumstances" part of the equation is missing for Saudi Arabia, and thus the lack of religious extremism.

My point is that if you remove "religion" from that equation, no matter how many "shitty circumstances" you add to the equation, you can't get "religious extremists".

User avatar #338 - cackrel (01/19/2015) [-]
Dude, I'm not saying that religion + shitty circumstaces = religious extremists.
I'm saying that shitty circumstances ( some you can't even imagine ) + insanity = terrorist.

Hell, even just insanity = terrorist. Due to the fact that not all acts of terror are based upon religion which a lot of people these days think it is.
#339 - freedomiii (01/19/2015) [-]
Is all terrorism religiously driven? Definitely not. Are the vast majority of cases modern terrorism religiously driven? Yes. Removing these would drastically reduce terrorism around the world.

As for your argument that even just insanity can lead to terrorists, though I agree, I ask you this simple question: what is the belief of unverifiable things by vast swaths of a population if not insanity?
User avatar #340 - cackrel (01/19/2015) [-]
OK so you are a tip fedora neckbearder.


Here's the thing.
What about Breivik?
What about the Irish terrorists?
And second of all Europeans turning racist against Muslims (brown people) is stupid, due to he fact that most terrorism happens in Palestine, Syria and other countries that are underdeveloped.
You believe that religion in it self would decrease terrorism due to the fact that they scream Allah etc
When they commit these heinous acts.
But do you honestly believe that if all religion would go out the window that people wouldn't find some reason
to commit acts of terror?
Religion isn't the cause of terrorism, the lack of education is.
The taliban, Al'Kaida and other groups came up on the surface when Russia invaded Afghanistan and the US
actually funded them yap, they funded these groups to fight the "communist" death machine.
So before you just point your finger and say " religion !! Religion!! " then look at their history and
make the decision before hand because saying that all religion is bad is just simply ignorant.

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#65 - i watched this is theater with my aunt for my birthday. … 01/13/2015 on Spy Kids 3 0
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#48 - damn, second last guy got the ******* moves  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on /K/omp 0
#50 - pacaio (01/13/2015) [-]
I know that guy who made the vid. Finnish army basics
#487 - thank god i always have a bottle ready 01/13/2015 on Cringe Comp 8 : MP4s 0
#92 - Comment deleted 01/13/2015 on Combat uniform camouflage... +5
#233 - Picture 01/12/2015 on Cringe Comp 6 : Weeaboos +5
#137 - well, i have heard enough **** about just random **… 01/12/2015 on Anonymous declares war on ISIS 0
#54 - i am not ok with this 01/12/2015 on Pokemon +16
#367 - i have a question. why does the zweihander and the fl…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Different swords 0
User avatar #380 - kargale (01/12/2015) [-]
bazda is correct, its a second set of quillions, and the space between the first and second set are usually dull so that you can hold your blade by that section in use for thrusting or for a throwing cut, it can also be used to bind from a distance allowing more manipulation of your opponent
#383 - bazda (01/12/2015) [-]
Score.
#371 - bazda (01/12/2015) [-]
I reckon it was to act like an extra guard, to stop a blade sliding down onto your hands. Also, the part between the spikes and the hand guards wasn't sharpened, I'm guessing so that it could be used as a handle when necessary, for extra leverage or something.

That's 100% speculation, but that's what I would guess.
User avatar #370 - crownangel (01/12/2015) [-]
It holds the opponents blade up like the hilt, probably for protection or leverage.
#54 - winning in style. you earn a "not a faggot" card 01/12/2015 on Cringe Comp 4.5 : FunnyJunk +6
#271 - "you know? the seamlessness of windwaker was really popul…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Game Feels -4
#336 - anonymous (01/12/2015) [-]
#59 - nintendo: brand new baseball-bats to beat our dead horses with…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Game Feels +2
User avatar #156 - obviousxplains (01/12/2015) [-]
Nintendo:
"We're trying open world in our next zelda game!"
"Look! Everyones been asking for star fox after all these years, so its back!"
"We bought bayonetta to try something new!"
"We know you miss final fantasy, but hey, xenoblade is a cool new jrpg!"
"We've made a new IP called Splatoon!"
"We're changing how people interact with games slightly with amiibos!"

Internet idiots:
"Lol nintendo just does the same thing over and over. I only like PC indie games because they remind me of my childhood, when I played nintendo."


User avatar #271 - ompalomper (01/12/2015) [-]
"you know? the seamlessness of windwaker was really popular. maybe we should do that again?"
"look! everyone has been asking for metroid after we let team ninja team ruin it, so lets make a starfox game!"
"be bought bayonetta because it was more popular than we though it would be and fuck the non-casuals who doesn't own the Wii-U"
"we know that final fantasy is shit and we have realized that 14 tries have not made us any better so we decided to fix the problem by changing the name and making the combat even worse! who knows? maybe it will work this time"
"we did the same thing valve did when they had portal made and hope it works. it fits because it was the gel parts of portal 2 that inspired the game" (i admit that this might actually be a fun game but i will deem it a mayfly because 1: the Wii-U controller is shit for any sort of fast phased game-play 2: i am pretty sure people will become bored with it after a week.)
"you know those ugly miniatures that are the rage among kids on toys r us? couldn't we squeeze more cash out of the little shits if we made those? BRILLIANT!"

fanboys:
"nintendo is totally a innovative games company who only want the best for the players and are totally not a casuals only company. now excuse me while i go and play for 3 hours on my Wii-U before the tea-tray i call a controller runs out of battery"
#336 - anonymous (01/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #206 - superblade (01/12/2015) [-]
Apparently slatoon was gonna be another mario games
#27 - guess what the number one reason for execution of men was in s… 01/12/2015 on Damn Penis-Snatching Wizards 0
#26 - what i wonder is where the bestiality comes in... Cas… 01/12/2015 on Hugs 0
#24 - the weirdest one from sweden i have heard was that witches cle…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Damn Penis-Snatching Wizards +2
#32 - frutus (01/12/2015) [-]
And we dress little girls up as witches to celebrate it
#25 - cupotruth (01/12/2015) [-]
All I can say is wtf sweden who wrote this and how many fetishes did they have because that dog bunghole licking thing seemed way too specific.
User avatar #27 - ompalomper (01/12/2015) [-]
guess what the number one reason for execution of men was in sweden during that time?

beastiality

sentence? buried alive with the animal

the dark ages are really best left the hell alone
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#103 - i am amazed it held for as long as it did 01/11/2015 on total carnage +1
#2 - see this? this is why you specialize in bluff 01/11/2015 on Prophetic Heroes +2
#17 - or, buy 300$ worth of drugs and OD?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Anon wants to commit suicide +4
User avatar #69 - iatedub (01/10/2015) [-]
This! I'd rather go out this way, than having my goddamn lungs burnt to the point I cannot breathe anymore.

Its like falling asleep, with a beautiful sense of warmth and well-being.. Then if someone sees you and gets the Wambulance there in time, then absolute panic when the paramedic sticks the naloxone in your arm, then you throw up violently and feel like death
User avatar #71 - iatedub (01/10/2015) [-]
And this is Heroin/Opiates.
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#26 - i... i have seen that pic like 5 times and i never realized … 01/09/2015 on Terry Crews. That is all. +7
#65 - the small things in life though i have to admit, that… 01/09/2015 on Gotta get more rocks 0
#162 - this is why there is no justice in this world 01/09/2015 on Cringe Compilation +10
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#124 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi ompalomper! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#116 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
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User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
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User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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