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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:9/01/2014
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#116 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on damn +2
User avatar #144 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/26/2014) [-]
porn?
#86 - ***** you off yo nuts. this is where marty McFly …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on model -1
#88 - satansferret (06/24/2014) [-]
Wrong again niggah, it's where E.T uses the force of a great typhoon to paint a map home with all the colors of the wind.
#83 - ***** that pic is from back to the future. it's M…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2014 on model 0
#84 - satansferret (06/24/2014) [-]
Don't you fucking lie to me nigga. That's the movie where E.T has to go 88 MPH to get back home.
User avatar #86 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
nigga you off yo nuts. this is where marty McFly has to get peter pan's mafical pirate dust to that he can go back to narnia with hermione McGonagle
#88 - satansferret (06/24/2014) [-]
Wrong again niggah, it's where E.T uses the force of a great typhoon to paint a map home with all the colors of the wind.
#78 - ...what?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/24/2014 on model 0
#79 - satansferret (06/24/2014) [-]
E.T
User avatar #83 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
nigga that pic is from back to the future. it's Marty McFly's mom having the hots for him.

that's the joke. milf, cus his mom wants to fuck him.
#84 - satansferret (06/24/2014) [-]
Don't you fucking lie to me nigga. That's the movie where E.T has to go 88 MPH to get back home.
User avatar #86 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
nigga you off yo nuts. this is where marty McFly has to get peter pan's mafical pirate dust to that he can go back to narnia with hermione McGonagle
#88 - satansferret (06/24/2014) [-]
Wrong again niggah, it's where E.T uses the force of a great typhoon to paint a map home with all the colors of the wind.
#37 - ESPECIALLY given its heritage. i mean god damn, the first 2 ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Ion Blade +1
User avatar #114 - willgum (06/25/2014) [-]
the second one sucked in comparison to the first
#67 - surely you MUST be joking  [+] (9 new replies) 06/24/2014 on model +9
User avatar #82 - ceratosaurus (06/24/2014) [-]
he's not and don't call him shirley
User avatar #160 - xdeathspawnx (06/25/2014) [-]
This joke doesn't work nearly as well in text.
#76 - satansferret (06/24/2014) [-]
Apparently he never saw ET
User avatar #78 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
...what?
#79 - satansferret (06/24/2014) [-]
E.T
User avatar #83 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
nigga that pic is from back to the future. it's Marty McFly's mom having the hots for him.

that's the joke. milf, cus his mom wants to fuck him.
#84 - satansferret (06/24/2014) [-]
Don't you fucking lie to me nigga. That's the movie where E.T has to go 88 MPH to get back home.
User avatar #86 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
nigga you off yo nuts. this is where marty McFly has to get peter pan's mafical pirate dust to that he can go back to narnia with hermione McGonagle
#88 - satansferret (06/24/2014) [-]
Wrong again niggah, it's where E.T uses the force of a great typhoon to paint a map home with all the colors of the wind.
#25 - my exact thought when i saw him was "i didn't know that s… 06/24/2014 on John DiMaggio +3
#100 - no, NO! NOT AGAIN! I COULD BARELY HANDLE IT THE FIRST TIME AND… 06/24/2014 on OCD 0
#52 - thank god that had a good ending or i would have gone to bed t… 06/24/2014 on Wondertrade +3
#114 - wow, his bloody arm is as wide as his head 06/24/2014 on Go hard or go home. 0
#160 - you mean blue Pocahontas in space?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on 1/10 +11
User avatar #166 - kingcoote (06/24/2014) [-]
New coming to a cinema near you: James Cameron's Smurfahontas!
#348 - there are so many ways that more or less all the energy we use… 06/24/2014 on Renewable Power is the way... 0
#117 - thou art a man of thine word evilhomer i salute thee 06/24/2014 on ompalomper's profile 0
#5 - same here. makes me feel all warm and fuzzy for some reason  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Havel's Job. +10
User avatar #7 - crazyolitis (06/21/2014) [-]
And you too, of course.
#6 - crazyolitis (06/21/2014) [-]
I just like seeing people happy, I guess.
#5 - shouldn't have raged against the machine 06/21/2014 on stolen +11
#57 - i have nothing in my reaction folder that can convey my feelin… 06/21/2014 on Important advice +1
#137 - Picture 06/21/2014 on fattest kid in high school +1
#37 - more like this 06/20/2014 on alfreb einstime +5
#63 - maybe. then again, i don't really care that much 06/20/2014 on Picky Denmark 0
#61 - don't have the full story, the news report was rather brief bu…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Picky Denmark 0
User avatar #62 - Shramin (06/20/2014) [-]
Might just be export foods that are the problem, but I wouldn't know.
User avatar #63 - ompalomper (06/20/2014) [-]
maybe. then again, i don't really care that much
#13 - is that Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez ridin… 06/20/2014 on I must go my people need me 0
#11 - BOOMER!!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2014 on lil'kanye +19
#16 - lildo (06/20/2014) [-]
Boomer will live!
#13 - lronman (06/20/2014) [-]
AAHH!!
#55 - i find this hard to believe. sweden is currently refu…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Picky Denmark +2
#68 - axtech (06/20/2014) [-]
They stopped importing the meat because of the fear of a bacteria called MRSI and also because of animal welfare. There was some pigs gettin' to much of a beating and then it came to the public attention.


But yea' I guess that MRSA bacteria is casued by too much anti-biotic.



User avatar #58 - Shramin (06/20/2014) [-]
That comic only mentions that there is meat in the meat, nothing to do with chemicals.

Standards can be high about chemicals and hygiene without huge concerns for what is in the meat as long is all meat in there is considered edible.

is Meat the only thing they pump full of Antibiotics?
User avatar #61 - ompalomper (06/20/2014) [-]
don't have the full story, the news report was rather brief but these are the points it carried

swedish stores no longer import danish pork
the reason was because they are not in line with the health standards
the reason they weren't in like with the standards was because of the high amount of antibiotics they give the pigs

don't really know any more than that but it seems like contradicting info to me
User avatar #62 - Shramin (06/20/2014) [-]
Might just be export foods that are the problem, but I wouldn't know.
User avatar #63 - ompalomper (06/20/2014) [-]
maybe. then again, i don't really care that much
#45 - AH! THERE IS THE PROBLEM! HIS HUMOR BONE IS ALL DEFOR…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on I want my Humanity Back. +1
#49 - datmine (06/20/2014) [-]
How the doctor hot his hand.
#217 - there are few on this list that i wouldn't want to ****… 06/20/2014 on genderswap +1

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#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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