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ompalomper

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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:5/27/2015
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Times Content Favorited:166 times
Total Comments Made:8939
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Favorite Tags: are (2) | lol (2) | story (2) | The Game (2)

latest user's comments

#115 - why can't we do this? just take every post like that and repla…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2015 on tumblr Logic 0
User avatar #496 - admiralen (03/26/2015) [-]
ive got an addon on chrome called men kampf
it replaces all the gender words with things like jew and aryan
its a hoot
#512 - Addon (03/26/2015) [-]
can´t find it ~.~
#523 - Addon (03/27/2015) [-]
thank you.
#106 - i will only be upset when the experiment has been conducted pr… 03/25/2015 on muh racism +1
#15 - dad/brother/cousin/neighbor/whatever of the year! 03/24/2015 on What a Boss 0
#57 - what ******* sorcery is this? 03/24/2015 on Mind-boggling illusions... 0
#56 - Picture 03/24/2015 on Mind-boggling illusions... +35
#35 - look at #27  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Darn, no blowjob 0
#36 - bazda (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh, ok. I thought that was just fan art of a different character. I'm not familiar with ME at all.
#23 - we all know how you fit into all this ************ . … 03/24/2015 on its not gay if the glocks... +6
#30 - the game - mass effect the character - tali'zorah.…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Darn, no blowjob +9
#40 - wimwam has deleted their comment.
#42 - wimwam (03/24/2015) [-]
Maybe I should read the whole comment first
#4 - i know this is way to ******* late but i mean seriously…  [+] (30 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Darn, no blowjob +91
#39 - wraithguard (03/24/2015) [-]
No kidding. The fans did way better.
#33 - bazda (03/24/2015) [-]
So what did the fans think she should look like?
User avatar #35 - ompalomper (03/24/2015) [-]
look at #27
#36 - bazda (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh, ok. I thought that was just fan art of a different character. I'm not familiar with ME at all.
User avatar #29 - YllekNayr (03/24/2015) [-]
Context on what any of this is?
#32 - bazda (03/24/2015) [-]
See comment #30.
User avatar #28 - arrowed (03/24/2015) [-]
#TaliGate2015
#27 - hourlyb (03/24/2015) [-]
I didn't even romance her and I was still disappointed.
I like this one much more.
User avatar #34 - YllekNayr (03/24/2015) [-]
Starfish Kerrigan is hot
User avatar #26 - moortuse (03/24/2015) [-]
I am so confused. Please send help.
#30 - ompalomper (03/24/2015) [-]
the game - mass effect
the character - tali'zorah. possible romance for the player. due to reasons her specie always needs to wear a full body suit meaning that you could never see who they looked like.
the hype - the fans speculated like crazy over just how they looked under the suits and there was a generally accepted appearance that everyone liked.
the fuck-up - due to the gross fuck-up that the game was due to a new retarded writer, a stupidly rushed deadline and general stupidity the details of the game were shit. the awful picture above is what they decided Tali looked like and was a "reward" for romancing her.
the mooing - the fact that the picture is a bad photoshop of someones gf and not a proper picture of a depiction of the character made fans pissed
#40 - wimwam has deleted their comment.
#42 - wimwam (03/24/2015) [-]
Maybe I should read the whole comment first
#21 - nextnextnextnext (03/24/2015) [-]
The more time we move away from ME3 launch the more I see how unpolished turd it was.

Should be at least year more in development.
#25 - anonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
That was the plan originally before EA forced it out of the door.
User avatar #13 - protomanrulezz (03/24/2015) [-]
I was so fucking pissed at this
So pissed it hurt.
User avatar #12 - dimppa (03/24/2015) [-]
i never cared about Tali so i didn't mind the picture or saw what was so wrong about it.
or my standards are just touching ground.
#41 - wimwam (03/24/2015) [-]
It was just a lazily photoshopped stock photo they grabbed from google images.
User avatar #46 - dimppa (03/24/2015) [-]
oh
#11 - vigilantej (03/24/2015) [-]
first off dumb ass its not cute office temp its her voice actor so go dumb ass so more in response to the rest of your grievances i agree they did a shitty job and should be punished
#20 - nextnextnextnext (03/24/2015) [-]
it's a stock photo, buddy.
User avatar #16 - theshadowed (03/24/2015) [-]
Its not her voice actor, it is an edited photo of a model
#9 - mrnecro (03/24/2015) [-]
Always hated that so god damned much. Tali is such a great character, she deserved an actual amazing heart felt reveal of her face, not this stock photo bullshit.

She was best waifu
#18 - anonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
Cause all the best waifus threaten suicide if you don't commit genocide for them.
User avatar #43 - greyhoundfd (03/24/2015) [-]
>Not being incredibly nice so that you can save both of them
I bet you didn't even save Wrex
#38 - anonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
Well, the Geth were just robots (still loved Legion, though).
User avatar #22 - zerpderp (03/24/2015) [-]
like hitler for example
User avatar #7 - fargfive (03/24/2015) [-]
If I'm remembering right, it was a stock photo too. Just like the scene at the end of the game.
#6 - watshisface (03/23/2015) [-]
I don't think half these fucks know what you're referencing
#5 - someoneforamoment (03/23/2015) [-]
#3 - love that man that his kid? 03/23/2015 on traced right now +1
#26 - brilliant 03/23/2015 on White cis males exhibit Muh... +6
#75 - surely this can't possibly be real right? 03/23/2015 on How to Science. Feminism... +1
#81 - *QUACK* 03/23/2015 on What the heck is SCP (Part 2) 0
#32 - "oh look, a tornado" *passes road* "doe… 03/23/2015 on Well looky there +7
#65 - Picture 03/23/2015 on BUTTWHY!!!!! +1
#62 - too ******* accurate, i feel slightly sick. 03/22/2015 on muh triggers +28
#12 - rip it out, let it heal as it should. 03/22/2015 on cmon guys oc isn't that hard +1
#121 - this is a man. a man who slaved away so that he could give his…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2015 on breathtaking photos +265
#398 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
Yeah that one hit me really hard.
User avatar #396 - victorsin (03/23/2015) [-]
I just with they both have a better live from that point, that father deserves it.
#212 - IamSofaKingdom (03/22/2015) [-]
That picture hits me so hard, every time I see it.
#72 - 10 03/21/2015 on remember 0
#21 - i would more or less make it join the army to get the cringe b… 03/21/2015 on CringeComp #2 +18
#20 - darude - sandstorm 03/21/2015 on Id like to be both -4
#13 - >BFG9000 >recoil ***** it's an energ… 03/21/2015 on (untitled) +2
#93 - this is the perfect time to take that drink i thought about an… 03/19/2015 on NEETs +2
#6 - *feminism vision* 03/19/2015 on 3D Printed sculptures 0
#33 - finally full relevance 03/19/2015 on Dumbass driver make illegal... +10
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
#101 to #99 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
docs.google.com/open?id=0B_kQJOf6FnvSSFVEYWFVSTdzaWc

Sorry, had to zip it into a .rar folder.
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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