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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
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#1 - Picture 09/08/2014 on brain damage comp +14
#15 - "they call me mister glass"  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on video games +6
User avatar #16 - dertuik (09/08/2014) [-]
mister behind the glass
#21 - that... huh, now that i think about it i can't really remember… 09/08/2014 on The villains 0
#19 - im not against the pill per-se but the way that it was present…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on The villains +1
User avatar #20 - serotonin (09/08/2014) [-]
if I remember correctly pill was Luthors idea but he didnt have tech to pull it out. Superman gave him access to Fort of Solitude and kryptonian tech and lex was able to finish its creation
User avatar #21 - ompalomper (09/08/2014) [-]
that... huh, now that i think about it i can't really remember. i was more or less put in a "it's one of those comics" when i realized it would be about superman turning evil.
#16 - half-arsed **** plot serving only to crowbar in t…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/08/2014 on The villains +4
User avatar #18 - serotonin (09/08/2014) [-]
pill were made for Injustice game. How else would you explain Robin fighting against Doomsday?
User avatar #19 - ompalomper (09/08/2014) [-]
im not against the pill per-se but the way that it was presented

"ok, now, for us to not be insta-killed we will steal the secret kryptonian pill that superman keeps in his fort and has not shared or allowed to be analyzed or anything like that even though it would have been a immeasurable boon for humanity"

*in an insulting retard voice* "it's becus humuns can't be trustud wif that"

"not to mention that batman could over the course of a few minutes analyse all it's content, ensuring that it would have been biological engineering cakewalk to figure what in it does what and modify it to do just what we want it to do and not give everyone super strength and all that, just really good toughness"
User avatar #20 - serotonin (09/08/2014) [-]
if I remember correctly pill was Luthors idea but he didnt have tech to pull it out. Superman gave him access to Fort of Solitude and kryptonian tech and lex was able to finish its creation
User avatar #21 - ompalomper (09/08/2014) [-]
that... huh, now that i think about it i can't really remember. i was more or less put in a "it's one of those comics" when i realized it would be about superman turning evil.
#274 - i was really sad when i saw movie bob join the Quinn team. … 09/08/2014 on Letter to PR +2
#1 - >managed to stop by the side of the road >didn't thr… 09/06/2014 on (untitled) +1
#22 - Picture 09/06/2014 on anon discovers weed and... +1
#22 - scarecrow in the sinestro corps game over  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Oh, sweet God... 0
#38 - Womens Study Major (09/06/2014) [-]
He actually WAS in the Sinestro Corps at one point in one series
#15 - the army is gonna be all over that concrete 3D printer … 09/06/2014 on This week in tech +3
#8 - >record on phone >wait for girl to get pregnant … 09/06/2014 on mein sthrugël +27
#3 - Comment deleted 09/06/2014 on Rule of Three 0
#35 - but that isn't truly right either. if companies act so … 09/05/2014 on EA you fuck heads! 0
#26 - hey, many of these people are behind some of my favorite games… 09/05/2014 on Women in Videogames +1
#18 - how the hell is it not hard to miss that? it requires above av… 09/05/2014 on Superstition +1
#17 - there are times when i really question my choice of fandom 09/05/2014 on Superstition +5
#50 - very lucky soliders just... what? is this about that … 09/05/2014 on Map Fap 0
#24 - and here we can see a black man as opposed to the *****… 09/05/2014 on This is why world hates... +11
#4 - that thread was glorious  [+] (19 new replies) 09/05/2014 on harvest 0
User avatar #6 - grindor (09/05/2014) [-]
wasn't there a D&D thread with that in it?
User avatar #7 - onlylettersyousay (09/05/2014) [-]
This is where I know it from.
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21283482/
Started as overdone cliches in games, but quickly got better when Bag Death was created.
#11 - krasnogvardiech (09/06/2014) [-]
#12 - onlylettersyousay (09/06/2014) [-]
Thanks! Glad I could help.
User avatar #13 - krasnogvardiech (09/06/2014) [-]
God-Emperor, I didn't even see that.
User avatar #14 - onlylettersyousay (09/06/2014) [-]
No worries, as long as you're not a heretic. Iron within, iron without.
#15 - krasnogvardiech (09/06/2014) [-]
Nothing but devout guardsmen over here.

Only in death does duty end.
#16 - onlylettersyousay (09/06/2014) [-]
I just wish there was game that had the scale of Supreme Commander FA, but was 40k. I would even pre-order it, no questions asked.
#17 - krasnogvardiech (09/06/2014) [-]
Apocalypse. 'nuff said.
User avatar #18 - onlylettersyousay (09/06/2014) [-]
Good point, Apocalypse made me reinstall DoW1, twice. Hell, if we could just get a full studio remake of Apoc on the CoH2 engine...
#19 - krasnogvardiech (09/06/2014) [-]
And then if deployments and such were managed by a XCOM-like ordeal, with resources for the campaign coming in from the Munitorum...

It would be majestic.
#20 - onlylettersyousay (09/06/2014) [-]
It would be incredible. Too bad we'll never see anything like it.
#21 - krasnogvardiech (09/06/2014) [-]
Think of all the DLC potential, though. Paying to go to a new sector, to fight a new series of races. And no sector or area would be the same. Not even all of the most popular races would be there, there could be some fucking weird race not explored yet. The Rak'goul for one.
User avatar #22 - onlylettersyousay (09/06/2014) [-]
Space combat, too? Like Sins or Distant Worlds? I'd buy the DLC if this perfect game was ever made.
User avatar #23 - krasnogvardiech (09/06/2014) [-]
What the frak do you think this is, the Navy? No, son, this right here is the frakking countless regiments of the Guard. You sit tight in your fancy power armor, we've got tanks to field.

That would make the game too damn complicated. An idea for a separate one, though.
#24 - onlylettersyousay (09/06/2014) [-]
It's not the Guard, but have you tried Chapter Master now that it's actually playable?
User avatar #25 - krasnogvardiech (09/06/2014) [-]
You're shitting me. It's actually fully playable as a game?

GIMME THE LINK. NOW.
#26 - onlylettersyousay (09/06/2014) [-]
It's playable, but it's still in early alpha, so a lot stuff isn't there yet.
Wiki with update logs: 1d4chan.org/wiki/Chapter_Master_(game)
Download link: www.mediafire.com/download/jpmgak4jiushwxi/ChapterMaster.zip
#27 - krasnogvardiech (09/06/2014) [-]
#24 - my first thought on Khorne was "those axes look to dwarve… 09/05/2014 on Favorite Artist (GENZOMAN) +1
#65 - i would most likely royally **** myself 09/05/2014 on Giant Spider Dog Prank 0
#40 - that ice cold dude at 2.59 09/05/2014 on My fucking heart after... +1
#9 - dude... have you even read the eldar fluff? what elda…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/05/2014 on you merely adopted the mask +2
User avatar #10 - konradkurze (09/05/2014) [-]
dude

most eldar wear helmets that look like theyre daft punk ripoffs, plus the male eldar as gay as fuck so the female ones like banshees have 3 phones to chat to as many friends as possible to make up for them not getting attention fro mthe males
#24 - ahzekahriman (09/05/2014) [-]
So are space marine helmets also just a one big Iphone charger
User avatar #26 - konradkurze (09/05/2014) [-]
maybe theyre charging batteries to keep the emperor alive
#31 - ahzekahriman (09/07/2014) [-]
Jesus christ... The Black Crusades we're right
User avatar #32 - konradkurze (09/07/2014) [-]
yeah
im guessing after the war on mars, they forgot how to make real batteries

hell if they could make energizer the emperor would just keep goign and going
#4 - i once drank chemical gasoline i wouldn't recommend i…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on (untitled) +1
#5 - Womens Study Major (09/05/2014) [-]
sure, less brain, less pain
#83 - often OFTEN most goth girls i have seen fi…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Awesome dad +14
User avatar #417 - commontroll (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm just saying. There's ugly girls in every clique. Though because of your tastes they probably go up a few points in your book.
User avatar #361 - tehlulzbringer (09/05/2014) [-]
dae usa sucks?
User avatar #85 - yunoavailable (09/05/2014) [-]
meh, most goth girls here dont look like that in my experience

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User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
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User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
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User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - Womens Study Major (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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