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#46 - thatguybehindyou (11/06/2013) [-]
#62 - thewaronbeingcool (11/06/2013) [-]
First of all, a human's brain is infinitely more complex than an insect's. It's possible that it could cross the species barrier, but the chances of it affecting a human's brain in any considerable way are slim to nil.
Secondly, in real life the cordyceps fungus hardly makes ants act like zombies. They act erratically (they move around like retards for a bit) and then they just climb up high and die so the fungus can grow and shower spores on the ants below. So hardly a zombie apocalypse with them running around and biting each other.
#63 - thatguybehindyou (11/06/2013) [-]
The fungus kills off whole colonies by making them attack other ants. They don't just climb up and die. Humans barely understand more about the brain than what part does what related to the body and consciousness. The size of it only makes it's potential greater, not make it stronger and more resistant to things. The fungus spreads through controlling the brain. The brain control's everything in the body. Organisms adapt quickly and it has been proven many times. The fungus can adapt and affect humans just as well as ants.
#19 - edgecutter (11/05/2013) [-]
All a virus is is DNA wrapped up in some protein. A virus is deadly to a human being because generally, viruses penetrate the cell membrane (please tell me I got the name right) and nestle themselves in the cytoplasm of the human cell and use that DNA to replicate themselves within that cell untill that cell is so full of viruses it literally bursts open, releasing a shit ton of more viruses to repeat the process on a much more massive scale.
There ARE however parasites that can take over the brain of insects or rodents.
Those do exist and could perhaps be genetically altered or manipulated to work on human brains.
Don't quote me on this, though. I'm merely a high school science student.
#18 - megashot (11/05/2013) [-]
yeah, well it isn't that easy.
First of all, such a virus doesn't exist or haven't been discovered/made, anything close to what you would describe as a zombie virus is rabies, wich still doesn't take over your mind.
Second of all the brain is already an independant organism controlling the body
not to mention if the flesh of the body is dead you can't move and won't really pose much threat
#41 - chubbies (11/06/2013) [-]
Honestly, I wouldn't doubt if it did exist and the government just didn't tell us. I'm not talking about one big conspiracy here, I just mean that the government has a ton of viruses to be made into bio-warfare if necessary.
Also have you read The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks? Worth a look into.
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Well, at least that joke it's a clever one. It could make you laugh the first two or three times you hear it. But after two thousand times it's not even a joke anymore.
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