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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Comment Ranking:#968
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#406
Content Thumbs: 648 total,  844 ,  196
Comment Thumbs: 27160 total,  32586 ,  5426
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 51 Content: Sammich eater → Level 52 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 53.7% (537/1000)
Level 324 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Content Views:46108
Times Content Favorited:165 times
Total Comments Made:8094
FJ Points:7757
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#181 - on one hand very well done animation and this is one of her so… 10/31/2014 on Awesome Animated Music Video 0
#89 - what would be the fun in that? 10/31/2014 on Shots Fired 0
#26 - and so the beast starts to consume it's own flesh  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Shots Fired +9
#57 - greyhoundfd (10/30/2014) [-]
There were many ways to say that without sounding like a creepy prophet guy from a horror movie.
User avatar #89 - ompalomper (10/31/2014) [-]
what would be the fun in that?
#4 - i take back what i said, colbert did pretty good. but… 10/30/2014 on Why Colbert, Why? 0
#76 - probably not but that makes me cringe 10/30/2014 on warm placenta pie 0
#2 - i truly can't blame the guy. the mainstream media just jumps o…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on Why Colbert, Why? 0
User avatar #4 - ompalomper (10/30/2014) [-]
i take back what i said, colbert did pretty good.

but jesus h. christ. anita, i swear to god... just what the fuck? there is no fucking evidence for this! none! how the hell is no media digging this up and showing it to the public?
#5 - i would acctually want to see what she would think if she did … 10/30/2014 on Woman raped in public 0
#4 - some of those would also find to be really creepy but some of …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on Woman raped in public 0
User avatar #5 - ompalomper (10/30/2014) [-]
i would acctually want to see what she would think if she did this in sweden. we never talk to each other here and talking to a stranger is a complete no no. i bet she would be frustrated that no one was looking.
#63 - a tiny piece of glass lodged in a urinal track  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on warm placenta pie 0
#75 - myohmyahairylamp (10/30/2014) [-]
I don't think you get it.
User avatar #76 - ompalomper (10/30/2014) [-]
probably not but that makes me cringe
#62 - >EA Buys Valve >President Anita Sarkeesian …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/30/2014 on warm placenta pie +90
#108 - goddamnitnedra (10/30/2014) [-]
#363 - wimwam (10/31/2014) [-]
So that's where that gif is from
User avatar #302 - marconde (10/30/2014) [-]
What the fuck did I watched
#391 - goddamnitnedra (10/31/2014) [-]
There's also a second and SOON a third ^^
User avatar #392 - marconde (10/31/2014) [-]
Yes I watched the second and I'm waiting for the third, shit was good
#102 - holy **** you actually got front page with it  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Feminist Vegans +3
User avatar #112 - mrturferpop (10/30/2014) [-]
Most Simpson post get front page.
I've had 2 of 3 reach front page, only reason the other didn't reach front page was because it was already there by someone else.
#106 - tavafanduvill (10/30/2014) [-]
I probably wouldn't have gotten close to as many thumbs without your idea. Here is a picture of a bus as a thank you.
#1 - i warned ya  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Feminist Vegans +4
User avatar #8 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
I am terribly sorry. Please don't eat my children.
#123 - good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flint… 10/29/2014 on ompalomper's profile 0
#1 - dude, rolling bush sim 14 is the **** ju…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Steam master race +212
#5 - locke (10/30/2014) [-]
did you know that there is a cleverly hidden lake on the map and if you find it you get a set roots ability, then after about 10 min of growing you get the "world tree" achievement.
#2 - deusextroll (10/29/2014) [-]
have you seen the Brokeback mountain stage yet?
User avatar #7 - okamiterasu (10/30/2014) [-]
i hear it's a pain in the ass, though
#26 - aerosol (10/30/2014) [-]
#2 - Comment deleted 10/29/2014 on Feminist Vegans +2
#47 - then stop channeling your inner dane 10/29/2014 on To the window! To the... 0
#31 - this dragon is so utterly ****** 4 of th… 10/29/2014 on Wallpapers! Get your... 0
#19 - crouching rabbit hidden ninja rabbit 10/29/2014 on Kill donkey 0
#36 - they don't really think that far ahead. their thoughts come to… 10/29/2014 on Could anyone explain the... 0
#35 - "they do not loot" u wot? hows we suppos to get …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Could anyone explain the... +3
#54 - captainwow (10/29/2014) [-]
"They do not loot"

They have a unit CALLED "Lootas"
#34 - because only orcs can ******* intiminate mechanic…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Could anyone explain the... 0
#48 - anotherhaloguy (10/29/2014) [-]
Most intelligent species in space
#113 - props for doing what the the cunts of kotaku and polygon refus… 10/29/2014 on I done goof'd +3
#24 - that... that was heavy 10/29/2014 on Bad day +4
#4 - never said it wasn't good, i think that the thing with tom han…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Ebola is a conspiracy +1
User avatar #5 - havockwzy (10/28/2014) [-]
well i wasnt disagreeing with you, i share similar feeling for the reason i stated above, you cant talk about good war movies or drama without mentioing it, I get it its a great movie, it did things well but... I want to know about OTHER movies that did it well, i dont want to rewatch the same movie over and over and thinking that this is a good as a war movies is going to get.
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on ISIS at it again +1
#2 - mudkipfucker Comment deleted by ompalomper

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User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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