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- Well, tigers love swimming so I guess that cat is just more ti…
Identity Crisis Cat
Cats can be trained not to be afraid of the water fairly easily, but you have to do it when they're kittens. One of my cats always had goop in her eyes as a kitten and liked to roll around in the dirt a lot anyway so we'd just bring her to the sink and run warm water over her and gently scrub her down. At first she hated it, but after a while she got used to it. Now she's accustomed to the water so much that when the sprinklers come on she'll usually casually get up and walk away instead of sprinting away like normal cats would.
there could be a bit of Mancoon mixed in, they are a huge breed, but even if they aren't huge it can still be in their genetics and mancoons have a slight curiosity to water that most cats never would.
Jaguars also don't mind water, and they're sometimes melanistic. Either case, that cat thinks very highly of itself, and it's always good to have a good self-image.
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