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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:7/31/2014
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#69 - Picture 05/09/2014 on Sneaky Admin 0
#34 - a better version. also, you should take that, it seems urgent 05/08/2014 on That was close +5
#91 - why is he, in your opinion, a jackass?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2014 on don't fuck with bill 0
#94 - arnolddusk (05/08/2014) [-]
**arnolddusk rolled image** He acts like he knows everything. It's just extremely annoying, no matter how much of it he can back up.
#113 - samoaspider (05/08/2014) [-]
So you hate him because he graduated all his schools, unlike you?
User avatar #167 - arnolddusk (05/08/2014) [-]
Still in college. Sorry that I'm not old enough to have finished.
#105 - anonymous (05/08/2014) [-]
I think that is a bit of a front. Lately he has been dealing a lot with politicians and reporters who all act as if they are infallible. If they detect a single whiff of doubt or possible unknowing they would rapidly dismiss him and he would fail to get his points across, which are as always to teach the general public about science.
#99 - unify (05/08/2014) [-]
But he does know everything.
#53 - the mana bar is a thing in Australia if done right it…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2014 on (untitled) +1
#57 - anonymous (05/08/2014) [-]
The Mana Bar in Melbourne closed due to poor business.

These things aren't exactly catered to the masses.
User avatar #54 - shunkahawolf (05/08/2014) [-]
there is also a video game bar in las vegas
#2 - 1. you are swedish 2. you watched "uppdrag granskning…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Cook like a Grandma, sting... +1
User avatar #3 - dalarna (05/07/2014) [-]
Yes you are correct, but I knew about, and had this picture from the newspaper long before "uppdrag gransking" showed it on TV.
I just saw a glimpse of the episode and it reminded me of it.
That's why I know that this old lady on the picture is a statue today, at the same location it took place.
#5 - Picture 05/07/2014 on This made me sad 0
#5 - damn, all of the first three seem sweet as all hell 05/07/2014 on Pick your power pt. 3 0
#104 - good roll 05/07/2014 on I really need to take a shit. -7
#81 - dude, no one likes greece 05/07/2014 on Finnish problems 0
#7 - i would take the seraph. seems like the best of the three. … 05/06/2014 on Pick you power pt. 2 0
#67 - good gif 05/06/2014 on This GIF isn't for Admin... +2
#106 - >follow ur the wheel >go to north korea >BURN… 05/06/2014 on Choose your power 0
#105 - spoken like a true elegan/tg/entleman 05/06/2014 on Choose your power -1
#8 - THE FLASHBACKS cookies.... cookies everywhere … 05/06/2014 on Cookies!!!!!!!!! +4
#47 - still though... 05/06/2014 on Have fun ;) +5
#1 - not the only one "well, that was the front page. lets… 05/04/2014 on Late Night Lonliness +1
#34 - np m8 05/04/2014 on paw-kour 0
#32 - i know right?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2014 on paw-kour 0
User avatar #33 - toncheky (05/04/2014) [-]
yeah epic, thanks for posting btw.
User avatar #34 - ompalomper (05/04/2014) [-]
np m8
#30 - ask and ye shall receive  [+] (6 new replies) 05/04/2014 on paw-kour +8
User avatar #54 - playapplepie (05/05/2014) [-]
I like how the leopard keeps moving the guys hand like "No man, over here. No, right here. Aww yiss, that's the spot"
#51 - windsong (05/05/2014) [-]
Hard to tell whether purring or growling...
User avatar #31 - toncheky (05/04/2014) [-]
holy fuck that's awesome. sounds so powerful. fucking power-purr.
User avatar #32 - ompalomper (05/04/2014) [-]
i know right?
User avatar #33 - toncheky (05/04/2014) [-]
yeah epic, thanks for posting btw.
User avatar #34 - ompalomper (05/04/2014) [-]
np m8
#6 - may i suggest this gif for the next similar reaction? 05/04/2014 on Because admin +1
#9 - why didn't he activate the dick?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Worst pokemon trainer ever +1
#19 - evilredmuffin (05/05/2014) [-]
#26 - saw the video of this. damn thing purrs like a un-buffered Har…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/04/2014 on paw-kour +1
User avatar #29 - toncheky (05/04/2014) [-]
post vid
User avatar #30 - ompalomper (05/04/2014) [-]
Leopard purrs while getting a massage

ask and ye shall receive
User avatar #54 - playapplepie (05/05/2014) [-]
I like how the leopard keeps moving the guys hand like "No man, over here. No, right here. Aww yiss, that's the spot"
#51 - windsong (05/05/2014) [-]
Hard to tell whether purring or growling...
User avatar #31 - toncheky (05/04/2014) [-]
holy fuck that's awesome. sounds so powerful. fucking power-purr.
User avatar #32 - ompalomper (05/04/2014) [-]
i know right?
User avatar #33 - toncheky (05/04/2014) [-]
yeah epic, thanks for posting btw.
User avatar #34 - ompalomper (05/04/2014) [-]
np m8
#18 - nice...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Zatanna Cosplay +3
User avatar #23 - Petroleum (05/04/2014) [-]
This man's smile is perfect.
#4 - that owl be all like "sweet baby jesus that feel… 05/04/2014 on Owls are cute too 0
#30 - oh lord that looks hilarious 05/04/2014 on F YEA NEW COD! 0

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#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the fuck did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of fucked up shit that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really fucked up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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