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#24 - you are all wrong, it's clearly denzel washington  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Will Smith fanclub +1
#28 - anonymous (11/07/2014) [-]
I think I know the USA president if i see him
#96 - and this is why you are based admin 11/06/2014 on gamedefine +2
#57 - it's not that we hate him, it's just a running joke to hate hi…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Congratulations Joshlol! +22
User avatar #94 - salihzzz (11/06/2014) [-]
but we do hate phanact

User avatar #116 - hockeycrazysteve (11/06/2014) [-]
yeah phanact is a douche, but josh my nigga
User avatar #66 - anonymousbrony (11/06/2014) [-]
Pretty much correct.
Although the part you missed was that their hatred sparked from a general and real reason to hate them.
For instance, Phanact would shitpost a lot, but at the same time contribute a lot of funny stuff. I guess biebergotswag is similar to old Phanact, but the difference is biebergotswag is originally a troll account. The only other one I can think of is Mudkipfucker and that was just reposting but after someone clicked next no one gave a shit any more so most posters popularity never really sparked. Their name was just known, but a general reason to hate them was not "created"
#130 - amsel (11/07/2014) [-]
bieberhotswag is still a troll account, people just think his trolling is funny now for some reason. Same with that geckosandcheerios guy or whatever it was who would always post that one cute little gif over and over. Everyone thinks it's funny when someone posts it again now, but only because it means they down thumb the fk out of it and make a big scene about how "you'll never post in his shoes" or some shit.

FunnyJunk just loves to hate things. Especially trolls. Pic related; it's one of the many things FunnyJunk loves to hate. (sweet troll)
#1 - the **** ? 11/06/2014 on Man Being "Eaten Alive" By... 0
#311 - you are doing gods work 11/06/2014 on A new direction for FJ 0
#44 - wow... this guy is da real MVP 11/06/2014 on Wolverine Comp 0
#12 - I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO NEVER BE CREATIVE AGAIN 11/05/2014 on Glorious Admin +45
#47 - dat female hades tho also, pic relevant 11/05/2014 on Rule 63 +81
#19 - that is some "i have no mouth and i must scream" …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Wolverine Comp 0
User avatar #44 - ompalomper (11/06/2014) [-]
wow...

this guy is da real MVP
User avatar #20 - guardianatreyu (11/05/2014) [-]
Nope, he's dead in there.

It's from 'Death of Wolverine'. Wolverine lost his healing factor and now he's dead as door nails.
#15 - is that a fumble bee  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Toy Story 2 Bloopers +47
#32 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Oh, beehave!
User avatar #16 - ojezcola (11/05/2014) [-]
You magnificent basterd.
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on I'm 7mins old and what is this +48
#36 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Ugly baby.
#42 - **ompalomper rolls 533** 11/05/2014 on Will Smith 0
#72 - he is actually pretty ok in this. the movie is good,… 11/05/2014 on cool ass tank prototype 0
#25 - "YOU CAN'T BE AN ATHEIST AND NOT BE AGAINST MISOGYNY IN T… 11/05/2014 on GaymerGays +1
#55 - the more you know. speaking of tanks, have you watche…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/05/2014 on cool ass tank prototype 0
User avatar #56 - carbohydrates (11/05/2014) [-]
I have not sadly. It looks interesting, and I've only herd good things about it.
But, I bloody HATE Shia la freaking beouf. Can't even give you a reason as to why.
Hopefully the tank action will make up for it having him in it.
User avatar #72 - ompalomper (11/05/2014) [-]
he is actually pretty ok in this.

the movie is good, has it's share of bad moments but the tank action is the best the movie industry has probably ever done. there are some "oh come on" moments when the guys should have gotten their asses incinerated but as a whole, good movie. i recommend it
#60 - toncheky (11/05/2014) [-]
Oh and this.
User avatar #59 - toncheky (11/05/2014) [-]
If you're a tank nerd you'll hate it. I don't even want to watch it when I saw that the Sherman they drive (17pdr mounted but still, hull is the same) bounced off a Tiger shell almost point blank.
#86 - sephirothpwnz (11/05/2014) [-]
They aren't using the 17 pounder, if you look it is simply a E8 with the 76mm M1 gun which couldn't punch through the front of the tiger even at close range, learn to history nerd. The 17lb could only be put into the sherman sideways, and in the movie, and with all E8's the 76mm is in right side up.
User avatar #189 - toncheky (11/05/2014) [-]
Sorry then, I was wrong. But still, the gun on the Sherman plays no part in Tiger shooting it.
User avatar #64 - carbohydrates (11/05/2014) [-]
They had the 17pdr? That'd make it a Sherman Firefly.
Regular M4 Sherman hull with the British Quick Firing 17 Pounder, which actually had more penetration than the "Short" 88mm on the Tiger.
That said, the Sherman Firefly were able to penetrate the Tiger at ranges in excess of 500 meters.
User avatar #66 - toncheky (11/05/2014) [-]
Yes, I know. But that is not the point. The point is that the M4 bounced the Tiger's shot from 10m or so in the trailer, go watch it.
The difference between Sherman and Firefly is only the 17pdr gun.
User avatar #87 - sephirothpwnz (11/05/2014) [-]
no the tiger didn't bounce, it graced the armor of the sherman there is a difference
User avatar #71 - carbohydrates (11/05/2014) [-]
I suppose if they ran into a working Porsche Tiger they would have problems frontally.
The Porsche designed tiger had up 200mm of armor, but, I don't think even 50 hulls were made, let alone made into Tigers.
I know a few of the hulls were made into the Ferdinand tank destroyers, but only one was actually assembled as a tank.

As for the trailer, yeah, that was shite. Neither of those shells should of bounced.
The Tiger had far more than enough penetration to go through the Sherman's piddly amount of armor.
As for the Tiger bounce... I suppose if the hit the thicker armor on the front of the Tiger's gun mountlet plate, it could of absorbed it...
But that looked like they hit it dead on, which should of penetrated.
User avatar #73 - toncheky (11/05/2014) [-]
I'm talking about Tiger shooting the Sherman from a small distance, not vice versa.
Please don't take this a bad way but it seems to me that you're just using any chance to write whatever you know as much as possible, even if it's very remotely related to the topic.
In the trailer, Tiger shoots Sherman, it bounces off, Sherman drives around and shoots it in the side, Tiger dead.
User avatar #75 - carbohydrates (11/05/2014) [-]
Very true, I talk quite freely about history, it's one of the few subjects I actually enjoy.
Shut the hell up no one cares about your tank blathering. Talk like a normal human.
Yes, the Tiger should of killed the Sherman twice over. Plain and simple.
When the Shermans were backing away after their friend got blown to shit they would of been dead shortly after.
No way in hell a Tiger crew would of missed a shell at that tiny distance. Those guns can kill a Sherman at 2km, 200 meters would be nothing.
User avatar #187 - toncheky (11/05/2014) [-]
Exactly. Tiger were assigned only to experienced crews that have seen the battlefield many times. Tiger's flaw was slow turret rotation so a popular strategy is to drive around it and shoot it in the butt. But in the trailer the Tiger shot the front of the Sherman so it means it had a lead on target.
#52 - maybe it's a railgun tank and the barrle is shaped like that t…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/05/2014 on cool ass tank prototype 0
User avatar #54 - carbohydrates (11/05/2014) [-]
"The primary weapon of the PL-01 is a 105 or 120 mm caliber gun fitted within the unmanned turret."
A railgun would make this an effective stealth tank, gut the opponent before they can ask for help.
Sadly I think our closest development of a railgun is something like 5lb weights going about 100fps.
You'd have to ask the Navy RnD department.
User avatar #152 - RiflemanFunny (11/05/2014) [-]
If a railgun actually was feasible on a tank, then stealth would be rendered obsolete. Even if they saw it, it would shove a tungsten metallic shell right up their asses before they reacted.
User avatar #55 - ompalomper (11/05/2014) [-]
the more you know.

speaking of tanks, have you watched "FURY" yet? if yes did you like it?
User avatar #56 - carbohydrates (11/05/2014) [-]
I have not sadly. It looks interesting, and I've only herd good things about it.
But, I bloody HATE Shia la freaking beouf. Can't even give you a reason as to why.
Hopefully the tank action will make up for it having him in it.
User avatar #72 - ompalomper (11/05/2014) [-]
he is actually pretty ok in this.

the movie is good, has it's share of bad moments but the tank action is the best the movie industry has probably ever done. there are some "oh come on" moments when the guys should have gotten their asses incinerated but as a whole, good movie. i recommend it
#60 - toncheky (11/05/2014) [-]
Oh and this.
User avatar #59 - toncheky (11/05/2014) [-]
If you're a tank nerd you'll hate it. I don't even want to watch it when I saw that the Sherman they drive (17pdr mounted but still, hull is the same) bounced off a Tiger shell almost point blank.
#86 - sephirothpwnz (11/05/2014) [-]
They aren't using the 17 pounder, if you look it is simply a E8 with the 76mm M1 gun which couldn't punch through the front of the tiger even at close range, learn to history nerd. The 17lb could only be put into the sherman sideways, and in the movie, and with all E8's the 76mm is in right side up.
User avatar #189 - toncheky (11/05/2014) [-]
Sorry then, I was wrong. But still, the gun on the Sherman plays no part in Tiger shooting it.
User avatar #64 - carbohydrates (11/05/2014) [-]
They had the 17pdr? That'd make it a Sherman Firefly.
Regular M4 Sherman hull with the British Quick Firing 17 Pounder, which actually had more penetration than the "Short" 88mm on the Tiger.
That said, the Sherman Firefly were able to penetrate the Tiger at ranges in excess of 500 meters.
User avatar #66 - toncheky (11/05/2014) [-]
Yes, I know. But that is not the point. The point is that the M4 bounced the Tiger's shot from 10m or so in the trailer, go watch it.
The difference between Sherman and Firefly is only the 17pdr gun.
User avatar #87 - sephirothpwnz (11/05/2014) [-]
no the tiger didn't bounce, it graced the armor of the sherman there is a difference
User avatar #71 - carbohydrates (11/05/2014) [-]
I suppose if they ran into a working Porsche Tiger they would have problems frontally.
The Porsche designed tiger had up 200mm of armor, but, I don't think even 50 hulls were made, let alone made into Tigers.
I know a few of the hulls were made into the Ferdinand tank destroyers, but only one was actually assembled as a tank.

As for the trailer, yeah, that was shite. Neither of those shells should of bounced.
The Tiger had far more than enough penetration to go through the Sherman's piddly amount of armor.
As for the Tiger bounce... I suppose if the hit the thicker armor on the front of the Tiger's gun mountlet plate, it could of absorbed it...
But that looked like they hit it dead on, which should of penetrated.
User avatar #73 - toncheky (11/05/2014) [-]
I'm talking about Tiger shooting the Sherman from a small distance, not vice versa.
Please don't take this a bad way but it seems to me that you're just using any chance to write whatever you know as much as possible, even if it's very remotely related to the topic.
In the trailer, Tiger shoots Sherman, it bounces off, Sherman drives around and shoots it in the side, Tiger dead.
User avatar #75 - carbohydrates (11/05/2014) [-]
Very true, I talk quite freely about history, it's one of the few subjects I actually enjoy.
Shut the hell up no one cares about your tank blathering. Talk like a normal human.
Yes, the Tiger should of killed the Sherman twice over. Plain and simple.
When the Shermans were backing away after their friend got blown to shit they would of been dead shortly after.
No way in hell a Tiger crew would of missed a shell at that tiny distance. Those guns can kill a Sherman at 2km, 200 meters would be nothing.
User avatar #187 - toncheky (11/05/2014) [-]
Exactly. Tiger were assigned only to experienced crews that have seen the battlefield many times. Tiger's flaw was slow turret rotation so a popular strategy is to drive around it and shoot it in the butt. But in the trailer the Tiger shot the front of the Sherman so it means it had a lead on target.
#30 - jesus man. keep that **** to yourself 11/05/2014 on rub those pony nuts +11
#29 - ******* ... god dammit 11/05/2014 on rub those pony nuts +32
#59 - you are of course correct but that doesn't stop me from thinki… 11/05/2014 on Not mine: Seen on Facebook +1
#13 - Picture 11/05/2014 on Do you know what time it is ? 0
#42 - >cake farting  [+] (5 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Tumblr Comp +27
User avatar #49 - killergranddad (11/04/2014) [-]
It is literally farting on cakes.
User avatar #73 - misanthrizzle (11/04/2014) [-]
That's actually less horrifying than I had in mind, I was going off that one gif of a woman twirling an egg beater around in her cake batter filled asshole
#82 - thetallbeverage (11/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #83 - misanthrizzle (11/05/2014) [-]
You're implying you get off to that, you know?
User avatar #84 - thetallbeverage (11/05/2014) [-]
That's not even the top of my strange list, boy.
#48 - hey! don't insult bricks like that! 11/04/2014 on Dumb as a brick 0
#39 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Edna planned it all +4
User avatar #46 - schneidend (11/04/2014) [-]
Fukken saved.
#16 - i feel sick i have read **** but this st… 11/04/2014 on I can't think of a good title. +8
#93 - Picture 11/04/2014 on Large Breasted Anime Girls 0

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User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
#101 to #99 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
docs.google.com/open?id=0B_kQJOf6FnvSSFVEYWFVSTdzaWc

Sorry, had to zip it into a .rar folder.
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
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User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
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User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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