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ompalomper

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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:3/30/2015
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Content Ranking:#12898
Comment Ranking:#1002
Highest Content Rank:#3533
Highest Comment Rank:#406
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Subscribers:1
Content Views:47321
Times Content Favorited:165 times
Total Comments Made:8603
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Favorite Tags: are (2) | lol (2) | story (2) | The Game (2)

latest user's comments

#24 - finally relevant again  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Park like you mean it +2
#28 - anonymous (02/05/2015) [-]
Do you really have to repost someone elses comment?
User avatar #48 - ompalomper (02/05/2015) [-]
i have had this gif for years dipshit

rule no.1, everything is repost
#131 - hence why their kids learn to speak about 2 years later than t… 02/05/2015 on So close yet so far +2
#151 - this will be useful one day 02/05/2015 on Dating a team magma grunt 7 +1
#39 - troll physics at it's finest 02/04/2015 on Laser Man +8
#63 - i am expecting to see Chibi Vampire in no.3 though ad… 02/04/2015 on Huge Anime list Part 2 0
#69 - Picture 02/04/2015 on Mindfuck +5
#99 - i... i moaned a little in an entirely sexual matter  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Gun Porn Comp (3) +5
#167 - zerpderp (02/04/2015) [-]
i want one so bad
User avatar #133 - candlejackismyhomi (02/04/2015) [-]
Literally the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
#14 - you are wrong exibit A ray man i r… 02/04/2015 on Circle of hate +1
#47 - all of them have. standard prosedure to have yotr legs amputat… 02/04/2015 on God damit +1
#94 - don't forget the heretic part that is either burning … 02/04/2015 on Religion 0
#58 - and now i really wonder how the wife reacted. im a gu… 02/04/2015 on Daw 0
#110 - im pretty sure it is "Naglefar" in swedish though im…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Good thing I'm more into... 0
#111 - thrym (02/07/2015) [-]
This got my curiosity, because at uni I always saw naglfar, I looked into it deeply and the answer is that older language naglfar is spelling but new has two spellings, this one and the one you show. I got my sources from: [url deleted]
and
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quote from above "Nagelfar (fornnordiska: Naglfar)"
I hope this is helpful for you, or at least interesting, I find it interesting. Also the band is good too, I like I am vengeance best.
#112 - ompalomper (02/07/2015) [-]
#13 - don't forget her stealing your nails for her (at this point pr…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Good thing I'm more into... +1
#90 - thrym (02/04/2015) [-]
Is it not spelled naglfar in your language? Also I am curious what language? I would guess germany
User avatar #110 - ompalomper (02/04/2015) [-]
im pretty sure it is "Naglefar" in swedish though im hardly an expert

im think it is nagle since that is close to the word for fingernail in swedish "nagel"
#111 - thrym (02/07/2015) [-]
This got my curiosity, because at uni I always saw naglfar, I looked into it deeply and the answer is that older language naglfar is spelling but new has two spellings, this one and the one you show. I got my sources from: [url deleted]
and
[url deleted]
quote from above "Nagelfar (fornnordiska: Naglfar)"
I hope this is helpful for you, or at least interesting, I find it interesting. Also the band is good too, I like I am vengeance best.
#112 - ompalomper (02/07/2015) [-]
#47 - the darwin award nominees are looking promising 02/03/2015 on Stupid things we guys do. 0
#80 - 1. take the cash, dump walled in trashcan. if wallet is in tra… 02/03/2015 on FJ: Good vs. Evil (Morality... 0
#101 - someone get that man a darwin award  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on Natural Selection +4
#106 - samoaspider (02/03/2015) [-]
Too bad that he can't accept the award anymore
#7 - ******** EA won't give you a chance to spread … 02/02/2015 on Electronic Arts +2
#26 - 22. i wonder if you taste different 23. the packag… 02/02/2015 on 20 Creepy Things +1
#14 - took me way to long 02/02/2015 on Solve the puzzle 0
#74 - this seems like a very specific fetish 02/02/2015 on Natalia Poklonskaya +18
#48 - we are talking about some serious organ damage  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Cheerleeder Match Ballplayer +4
#52 - dachief (02/02/2015) [-]
#51 - dachief has deleted their comment.
#113 - same here, i think the quote in the description said it the best 02/02/2015 on Superman/Shazam: First Thunder 0
#111 - "The best superman comics are the ones where they focus l… 02/02/2015 on Superman/Shazam: First Thunder +1
#10 - it's a ritual, if OP ***** up and posts the same pic tw… 02/01/2015 on American Dad Comp 6 0
#101 - here we go bit late but relevant none the less 02/01/2015 on Angels of Democracy +1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#124 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi ompalomper! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
#20 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
#26 to #26 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
#33 to #33 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
#16 to #16 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
#18 to #18 - dogsbane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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